LOL poor dad! Yes, your daughter has had "the talk" #monsterdon

also goddamn but fresh corn on the cob is so good

#monsterdon #critters

Hot pink pants, we know what year we're in now. In case you weren't sure before.

#monsterdon

Billy Zane is very conventionally handsome, but only a lesbian can make a rat-tail work, yes this is a hill I will die on

#monsterdon

Fucking christ, that's not a firecracker, that's a feckin' stump remover.

#Monsterdon

@RobotDiver Needs more dirty wood paneling. The flower prints are right though. #Monsterdon

"Watch me bowl tonight"

"Nah, I think I will watch paint dry."

#monsterdon

"Years"????

#monsterdon

The mom looks like Jennifer Lawrence #Monsterdon

This is what the 80s actually looked like

#monsterdon

She obviously has something on the mind besides dinner.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret Slurp crunch crunch slurp #Monsterdon

Does the cat... I don't remember.
#Monsterdon #Critters

dad

dad

dad

stop drinking from a mason jar even if you are full-time farm it's creeping me out

#monsterdon #critters

[himbo energy intensifies]

#Monsterdon

The ponytail sucks, but it could be worse. Remember Sheen's hair in that baseball movie?

#monsterdon

i forgot to mention this but plex apparently works in librewolf (but not netflix)
which makes me wonder wtf netflix is doing
#Monsterdon

See, for dinner we clear the books and carton of OJ off the table. (no, really, we did that too)

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

@OliviaVespera oh it definitely is

#Monsterdon

it's CORN! #monsterdon

WE HAVE CORN HOLDERS, ALL.

#monsterdon

The good thing about Tubi commercials is that it gives me an excuse to raid the fridge #monsterdon

That song's already gotten old. #Monsterdon #Critters

@steggy @paco If I used the phrase, "flashlight tag", would that have any meaning to you? 😜

#monsterdon

Baby Billy Zane is weird. He feels wrong.
#Monsterdon #Critters

#Monsterdon that's the song from the cultural database!

How many of y’all were late to #Monsterdon because it’s light outside now…..
EDIT: me. It me.

classic tabbies are so cute, I love them
best actor in the movie

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

♫ Power of the Night ♫

Look, they paid for it, they ARE going to get their money's worth.

#Monsterdon

As a reformed younger brother, I can attest that alacrity is your best defense. #monsterdon

cat???
:D
#monsterdon

*Pitiful cat meows*

*Cat dad senses activated*

#Monsterdon

That's what we call a Standard 80's Kids' Room. #Monsterdon

I did not have MIX TAPE on my bingo!

#Monsterdon

Damn, sis nows how to run!
#monsterdon

@strangefour But he took the heat for the town drunk, which the bully wouldn't do.

#Monsterdon

Sent to your room, with no supper, but got to keep your slingshot. Win!

#monsterdon

There have been a lot of Easter Eggs in this one. #Monsterdon #Critters

@Terencio *groan*

👏 👏 👏

#Monsterdon

people are paying so much for 80s boomboxes on ebay now

#monsterdon #critters

"beware of kid"
perfect, no notes.
#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie LOL #Monsterdon

@flowerpot Very much how my mother dealt with me. Never laid a hand on me because she never needed to. Mutual respect is like that. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I never understood why not giving your children food is meant to be a punishment. It just seems like malnourishment.

"This is not a democracy" - famous dad words

#monsterdon

"You know better'n that, boy!"

Does he, tho? #Monsterdon

Brad is a pyromaniac and hangs out with the town drunk. If this wasn't a monster movie this kid would be the movie's bully. Only this firebug can save the Earth.
#Monsterdon #Critters

Watch out for the furniture doilies, kids. #Monsterdon

To the camps, boy #Monsterdon

Oh no, they’re going to model that hair, aren’t they? #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie The power of the night is the non-toxic masculinity of 80s bands with big hair.

@tag-monsterdon
#Monsterdon

@eigen Honestly, we all did that kind of thing out in the woods in the 80s. Like, a lot of us Gen x'ers are lucky we have all our fingers! @paco can confirm. 😂

#Monsterdon

Wow, a very young looking Billy Zane #monsterdon

why do I suddenly want to punch a Coke in the face?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon yup! hit on the butt. saw that coming!

@70sgayspaceangel Sheesh, live a little. Mostly people only got hurt in ways that healed pretty quick! #monsterdon

…suddenly, I am ashamed of my ponytail…😒
#monsterdon

Well look who has hair. #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, farm explosives alien lore, melt another guy's face off! #Monsterdon

Did he just pull his finger?

#Monsterdon #Critters

baby billy zane #monsterdon

Steve, 2 GR8

#Monsterdon

@wohali No joke, I knew a kid about that age who did. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Powerrrrrr offffffffff Da Night

I used to have one of those Schlitz can novelty lighters. Completely impractical, for anyone suspecting as much, but they were completely theft-proof. Mostly no-one wanted to be seen with one.

Driving that car down that road is certainly a choice.

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ I am living for it.

#monsterdon #critters1986

#monsterdon After transformation to the rock star, the bounty hunter has fingerless gloves AND eyeliner. Attention to detail.

2 GR8

#monsterdon

Hello more effects budget. Eww bloody skull. I didn't remember the transformation of the shape shifting bounty hunters being this gross as a kid.
#Monsterdon #Critters

#Monsterdon so this is a monster film right, so people die right? any bets on who's first?

Scott Grimes went on to appear on ER, and in Band of Brothers, and then never anything else, ever. Ever

#Monsterdon

ah, the 80s, when you could just be a little pyro

#Monsterdon

honestly having lived farm blowing shit up is definitely top 5 entertainment

#monsterdon #critters

home made fireworks WHEEE #monsterdon

Parents should not be allowing their kids to hang out with this guy #Monsterdon

(You actually could and I did. Wouldn't have been the same growing up without all the black-powder damnfoolishness, it's a wonder I kept all my eyes and fingers. #monsterdon )

This kid was taught demolition by the kid from Phantasm.

#monsterdon

Okay, this transformation is nice.

#Monsterdon

"Homemade, best in the state!"

Wait that kid is making M-80s by hand? :thonkery:

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh god who gives this kid explosives? Do they just have them lying all over the farm?

The bounty hunters are coming as super hairy 80s rocker? neat.
#monsterdon

No.. don't copy someone famous! #monsterdon

Everything you need to know to form a human skeleton and flesh you can learn from an 80's music video

apparently

#Monsterdon

GONNA BE A ROCK STAR #monsterdon

He doesn't get a lot of credit because of the one role, but Ethan Phillips can act like a hot damn. #monsterdon

Imagine you break out of jail and Michael Jackson chases you down. #Monsterdon

Nice transformation.

I wanna know what the second-long clip of somebody in a lab smock holding a dedcapitated head was from, though.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

Oh, I see! The bounty hunters can shape-shift, so that's what they were doing that appeared to be dying.

#Monsterdon

Even shape shifted his eyeliner and lipstick! Talented! #Monsterdon #Critters

just a NOSE in the magnifier. yikes. #monsterdon

look I'm counting the bounty hunter sequence as creature effects #monsterdon

honestly that was a pretty good shapeshifter sequence

#monsterdon #critters

#Monsterdon

I can smell the Aqua Net

Did the mom and the sister exchange lines via shouting, or am I just going to be disappointed? #monsterdon

David Bowie, is that you? #monsterdon

Earth is indeed a culture of contrasts

#monsterdon #critters1986

I guess the bounty hunters like glam rock.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Big nose!

Hey the space ship has some budget. Not alot but more than expected for a movie that is mostly set on Earth.
#Monsterdon #Critters

Uhh, very star wars-ish
#monsterdon