What a great dad (and mom) for making sure he eats.
#Monsterdon

3 miles to Grovers Bend Kansas. ah. #kansas #monsterdon

Okay, I love that she's the aggressor and Billy Zane is reluctantly being fuck in the hay loft.
#Monsterdon #Critters

#Monsterdon #Critters
Alien: nothing likes me
Alien2 (handsome guy): find something
-- really this was the time when the movie should have devolved into bar hopping and club scene.
-- I vote for Alien 1 to turn into a Dog!

#Monsterdon I guess we are in Kansas

Why did the new car have New York plates when they are in Kansas?
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@Taweret your outie is good at space

#monsterdon #critters

This is some pretty intense punishment for shooting his sister with a slingshot. I thought the punishment was go to your room with no supper. but now they gave him supper and told him no movies for 2 weeks? Sheesh.

#monsterdon

Oh, right...Meanwhile in Space...

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Oohhhh, that's a Baldwin, isn't it

#Monsterdon

Aw man, I hate stealth levels :/ #Monsterdon

oh yeah, that's right. oute space things are happening

#monsterdon

Eagle 5, pad 4 please

#monsterdon #critters

#Monsterdon
Good looking spaceship

@Taweret From "movies." Not TV. "Movies."

I guess that means he can't go to the theater?

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I _am_ appreciating the amounts of cassette tapes in here. #monsterdon

I'm kind of charmed by the 80s movie tradition of girls' dates being too dumb/nonhorny to participate in makeouts

#Monsterdon

If you're going to drive off on a romantic getaway, I would suggest going more than 50 feet

I mean I'm the furthest thing from an expert but it seems fairly self-evident

#Monsterdon

I always envied the kids in the movies who could crawl out of their windows onto their roof. #Monsterdon #Critters

I didn't know cats liked mashed potatoes and roast beef. #monsterdon

Likelihood that the Crites will be defeated with the significant aid of a slingshot?

#monsterdon

dad's gonna think he's got rats on the roof again

#monsterdon #critters

I bet that cat doesn't even know how to use a corn holder. [scoffs]

#monsterdon

I feel like "I was aiming for the Coke can" is a valid excuse

#Monsterdon

I just woke up from a nap and realized I was missing #Monsterdon so I'm diving in 20 minutes late.

Greg informs me this movie "actually good", but I'm not yet convinced....

No supper?? That abusive dad better get eaten! 😠

#Monsterdon

Chekov's slingshot?
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What happened to the aliens??? #Monsterdon

Hayloft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-Qx5CBI3Hk #monsterdon

Okay the sneeze was funny. #Monsterdon

KITTY!

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That cat is not a dog, my guy

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Tucking homenade explosives in one's pocket is not safe.

is this the first guy on a #monsterdon movie to not want to hop in the hey with a girl?

#Monsterdon Stop talking about her dad. awww a cute kitty! where have you been hiding her?

#monsterdon I'm admiring his my little pony collection.

It's the 80s. Why doesn't this kid have any action figures in his room? Some prop guy should have set up a giant expensive robot only available in Japan on his desk.
#Monsterdon #Critters

you shot her with a slingshot. you shot her in the buttocks! #monsterdon

April, it's pretty clear Steve isn't that interested. You should cool it.

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#Monsterdon No movies for two weeks? Not even #Monsterdon?!?

no movies for two weeks?? he's gonna miss #monsterdon

Oh, no, he lost the slingshot! How will he defend planet earth?

#monsterdon

"Oh yeah, I forgot I lied to you about that." #Monsterdon

fun fact: i love not watching #monsterdon movies because it makes the commentary so much better.

the movie im hallucinating is great every time thank y'all so much

I'm always glad to see decent parenting on the screen. #monsterdon

that's no moon

#monsterdon #critters

who among us wasn't at one time of an age where taping up something like that finger remover homemade ED seemed like an excellent idea

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

Ugh, the miru.miyaku.media stream is crapping out every few seconds for me. I think I'll tap out.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret true true true

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@paco I know #Monsterdon

Shoes on the bed. Kid I swear!

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@rallias like that dad #Monsterdon

oh gods he's allergic

he's gonna be the first to go but it's gonna be anaphalactic shock not aliens

#monsterdon #critters

@arrjay "candlelight"

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I love how they basically just drove around the side of the barn, and that's far enough away that her family won't catch them.

Poor Steve. He's allergic to the hay.

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I guess the two of them talking about dessert qualifies for Bechdel pass #monsterdon

The kids got a cool room
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@steggy I resemble that remark. #monsterdon #1980s

@RobotDiver There were just tape players everywhere, I gather

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@Taweret Joyriding in a really fast space ship I assume. It sounds like fun!

#monsterdon #critters1986

Time for a roll, roll, roll in ze hay

#Monsterdon

- Child pyrotechnics expert
- Conspiracy theorist
- Horny Teenagers with fast car

I'm seeing a anti Critters dream team.

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SHOES ON THE BED?!?!?!??!?!

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I'm late starting #monsterdon

kid's gonna set the barn on fire, obv #monsterdon

My father will never see your car parked here under the spotlight.

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#Monsterdon ok hopefully the couple will try to get it on and get interrupted by a critter FINALLY

oh /man/, I thought the girl was gonna go off and have sex, and thereby /avoid/ all the upcoming trouble; but she's hooking up in her dad's /barn/‽ NOW I'm slut-shaming 😛

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C'mon Steve, it's time to test this film's PG rating. #Monsterdon

@trixter skip the guy, date the car. (^^) #monsterdon

This is another one of those "we filmed two movies at the same time and smashed them together" plots isn't it

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I dunno. Maybe the guy who did Bill & Ted's isn't going to be as doctrinare about his comedy horror, either. #monsterdon

this dad looks so much like Mitt Romney when he's degreased #monsterdon

This kid is really the unabomber!
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I just noticed Steve has a little rat tail!! OMG so 80s

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#monsterdon so we have a pyromaniac kid. I'm gonna say that letting him build bombs in his bedroom is bad parenting.

Steve, I recommend you run fast or you'll be spending the rest of your life there. #monsterdon

@rallias as in, it _gives_ you stumps

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“Careful Arlo! You frog now!” 🐸 #monsterdon #WrongFrogs

What genre is Johnny Steele? I mean, just…”hard rock”? That doesn’t seem adequate. #monsterdon

Is that cat really named Chewie?

#Monsterdon

I wonder what the critters are up to

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...So how long has he been listening to the same song up in that room? #Monsterdon

You never want to let someone you're attracted to see you eat corn before you've locked them down. #monsterdon

As in, it removes things attached to the stump.

#Monsterdon

@Cherizilla Still holding off on checking that square out of hope

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Welp. Don't get too attached, folks... #Monsterdon

why do they
just
let the kid have
eexplosives
in the house

surely this will end well
🥴
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CORN HOLDERS.

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LOL poor dad! Yes, your daughter has had "the talk" #monsterdon

also goddamn but fresh corn on the cob is so good

#monsterdon #critters

Hot pink pants, we know what year we're in now. In case you weren't sure before.

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Billy Zane is very conventionally handsome, but only a lesbian can make a rat-tail work, yes this is a hill I will die on

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Fucking christ, that's not a firecracker, that's a feckin' stump remover.

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@RobotDiver Needs more dirty wood paneling. The flower prints are right though. #Monsterdon

"Watch me bowl tonight"

"Nah, I think I will watch paint dry."

#monsterdon

"Years"????

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The mom looks like Jennifer Lawrence #Monsterdon

This is what the 80s actually looked like

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She obviously has something on the mind besides dinner.

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