RIP Charlie, never learned the difference between bounty hunter and kamikaze #monsterdon

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Charlie should kiss Charlie!

Why does Ug look like a better Charlie than Charlie? #Monsterdon

charlie ugh twinning fan fic

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Wouldn't it be better, plot-wise, if Lee survived and took Charlie's form as a tribute to his heroism

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Oh that’s where Godzilla Minus One got it from. Secret ejection seat. #monsterdon

Mom: "Here comes the Cybertrucks again."

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Anyway, where's Lee? #Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf How can you say that after beholding Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century ? #monsterdon

is... Charlie gonna kiss himself??? #monsterdon

now kiss

kiss

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That Charlie is slightly less weird, no that one.

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NOW KISS HIM

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Now Charlie kiss Ugh and let's haul some ass

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Best #Monsterdon love story ever.

#Monsterdon charlie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, who cares about kissing girls, go hug your childhood friend. #monsterdon

@jonny Could be or it could be a nice tribute, I think it's impossible to tell without knowing how the people involved feel about it

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Is Grovers Bend a real place then?

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immediately taking on the form of and insisting being known as the deceased friend is sort of an insensitive move on ug's part tbh #monsterdon

An actual emotional moment in #Monsterdon , well done Charlie

Wait so Charlie died but it's okay because Ug took over his appearance and identity?

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eat it if you get hungry

use it against the bus tyre if the parking brake fails

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It is kinda sweet that Ug is taking on Charlie's identity out of respect for Charlie.

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As long as someone looks like your close friend, it’s just like they never actually died.

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"Charlie will always be with us, via Ugg" #monsterdon

This is the only film where the line "Brad, look at Ugh" occurs in that order. #monsterdon

goo ol' charlie sewersided

In rememberance, I will wear his meat face

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Did the spaceship not have weapons? Also is shapeshifting guy now stranded?

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Bounty Hunter: Damn, my spaceship, I'm not finished making payments on that yet.

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UFO going all 9/11 on the big bad. Sure. #monsterdon

Critters 2 is one of the rare sequels that surpasses its predecessor

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That was my spaceship, you human jerk! #Monsterdon

The power of collectivism! #monsterdon

crashing the ship into the crites was _an_ option.

was it a good option?

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Apparently they didn't trust Charlie with the keys to the ship's guns.

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#Monsterdon chaaarrlieeeeeeee

So, Charlie didn't know how to use the weapons systems on their space craft. His whole goal was just to suicide bomb the Crite?

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holy shit charlie

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The shots of the roaming critters are actually kinda cute 😂 #Monsterdon

this is incredible, the crite mega ball is inspired, transcendent #monsterdon

That crittersphere has to be hollow, there just weren't enough of them to make that much mass in a filled sphere.

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This Critter Ball turns on a dime!

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This little girl who consistently winds up not being inside when she's supposed to be should probably have a gun

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See this is exactly why you don't take a mate's face after he might have died.....

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Laaa la la la la laa... Crittermari Damacy. #Monsterdon

Oh god it's Nicole

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"CHEESEBURGERS! NO BONES!" #Monsterdon #critters2themaincourse

#Monsterdon yes! YES!

"Ugh came back from Earth, thinks he's a human called 'Charlie' now....this is why that planet is quarantined"

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@diazona Sorta. It still depends on the critters understanding the word cheeseburger. 😄 #monsterdon

OK crite big ball is awesome

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Na-naaaa na nana na na na na, Katamari Damashi...

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I guess they had some kind of rig to roll a bunch of balls in a pack, and stop them at once. Wonder what that set up looked like.
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are you in the employ of BIG EGG. #monsterdon

*Katamari music starts playing*

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LETS FUCKING GO

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Okay - that was a combo crash/bounce

Bingo!

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Well, speaking of anime transformations, at least the crites know how to do a voltron

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let this be a lesson in COINTELPRO tactics and how the feds will integrate into your organizing group and bait you into eating a bunch of cheeseburgers wrapped around dynamite #monsterdon

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them Crites rollin'
Rawhide
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-1 cheezeburger factory

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Ultima Cheeseburger DEATH.

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Lee isn't dead!!! I'm actually surprised and delighted lol

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So, they uh just gonna watch the mukbang party or blow this joint?

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You can't fool me, movie, I see those 12 minutes left in the runtime

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mmmmm. love those practical explosions.

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wait, but how did Ugh learn Critespeak? #monsterdon

The Crite language actually has over one hundred words for cheeseburger

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the crites seem to have a sort of leaderless consensus political model, where any crite could suggest that cheeseburgers are good to eat at any time and the weight of that argument carries the day #monsterdon

I CRITE HAZ CHEEZBURGERZ!

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This is KANSAS. It’s as flat as a pancake. If a critter blocks a road, you just DRIVE AROUND. Because it’s FLAT. You can’t block two roads and keep people in a town
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I!!! love!!!!!! the galloping sound of the rolling crites!!!!! this scene could last another hour with no development and the crites just rolling around while they throw meat and chili on things #monsterdon

All the Vegans out there cheering an abattoir going up in flames

Perhaps Earth can change after all?

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They do move in herds! #monsterdon

I enjoy the exuberant food mess

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#monsterdon dynamite in pickles, and dynamite in beef with cheese

So if they mostly eat meat, why are we wasting everything else?

And WHY are we putting the patties ON the buns?!?

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I think this movie is a thesis for veganism.

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😆
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this is some cheap soundtrack.
If wasn't for been in the 80s, I would say it's AI
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meat montage #monsterdon

Grover's Bend Gazette is losing journalistic objectivity at this point.

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didn't that truck have a flat tire? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yes, THE SHERRIFF is back baby!

This film had 3 decent visual jokes but they all stopped about 1/2 hour into the film.

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Kill the boy!! #monsterdon

The town risees up against the critters. Yay! #Monsterdon

Hardware store has convenient pile of explosives... plausible. #Monsterdon #Critters2

Err'body shut up raht nah soze I can spew more rapid fire cliche metaphors than a B-movie Southern sheriff full o' grits and gumption. #Monsterdon

"C'mon, you bunch of pussies!" Ah, the 80s

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Just got a Nicole the Fediverse Chick message in the middle of #Monsterdon

Six(?) more dead critters? That's like 16 dead now?
And only a body count of four for the Krites. Not counting cows.
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@yatsu I was thinking the same scene from Jaws too #Monsterdon

gunshot, more effective than fingernails on the chalkboard, i guess. #monsterdon

'Yes, that is an incredibly ithyphallic gun extending from my body, but I’m not glad to see _this_.'

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a...critter convention, you say? #monsterdon

Critters have rallies, not conventions. #Monsterdon

lmao what is this high speed tricycle chase

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