Kay: "So hot"
Dr. David: "Yep, you are"
#monsterdon

Well the Skipper seems a jolly fellow. #Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

As soon as I saw his hair, I knew he'd be the first to go... #Monsterdon

Damnit Jim, I'm a scientist, not a fortune teller!

#Monsterdon

Cigarette, too! And a cigar!

#Monsterdon #CreatureBlackLagoon1954

It's nice to have a monster movie where the humans aren't virulently hostile to one another for no reason. #monsterdon

#monsterdon you've been hit by

you've been struck by

a fish

I wanna go camping now.
But do I want to run the risk of a merman coming into my tent in the dead of night?
DO I want to run the risk of that never happening? :3
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromtheBlackLagoon

That is one effective claw. Didn't even need a body attached to it to take out 2 men camping.
#Monsterdon

y'know that background moving that fast

this boat is _cruising_

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

Please do not the crocadillians

#Monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon anyone seen "Aguirre, The Wrath Of God"?

I too line up with my friends and have conversations facing the water when I go out on a boat. #Monsterdon #LastSupper

Well, now we have a lab, such as it is. It's here in this bucket!

#monsterdon

"it's soo hottt"
have you considered not wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants into the jungle? 🥴
#monsterdon

if the tent is a-rockin'... uh... time for a funeral in your schedule you'll be a blockin'

hell yeah

#monsterdon

I hope this captain has a monkey.

#Monsterdon

Los gringos are unsuited to the climate

#Monsterdon

@nhgeek

Don't come careening when the tent's a-screamin'

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon weird prequel to the shape of water

And now The Other Side Of Water! #Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

@wohali "Hey Tomas! Smell my palm!"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon oh do we have a bingo card generator?

#monsterdon
Bummer. He even kept a machete in the tent and couldn't fend off swamp-boy.

lovely rita paddleboat

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

Talking about how the lungfish failed right in front of lungfish is, quite simply, rude. #monsterdon

The Rita, the Pinta, and the Santa Morena

#monsterdon

it's the "Mano de Dios!"

#monsterdon

"Sleep now. No screaming. Only dreams" - The disembodied hand

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

"The Claw" making a second appearance.
#Monsterdon

If this tent's a rockin' etc etc. #Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Getting good value out of that hand
#monsterdon

GIVE ME YOUR WIG!

#monsterdon #creatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Emo Phillips....NOOOOOO! #Monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

puts hand over face

SLEEEP!

#monsterdon

Don't throw a lantern at it, you'll only make it angry. #monsterdon

Meanwhile, in Brazil, the Gill-Man is still trying to get out of the pond ... oh, there, he made it. Just out looking for a little snack.

#Monsterdon #CreatureBlackLagoon1954

The music is Waaaayyyy over the top! Perfect for #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon time to first monster kill: 11 minutes

not half bad

Oh, so THAT’S what the webbed hand is for!! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌊 🔦🐸🐊🧜‍♂️ 😱

oh no not the face!

Is this another movie where the monster is playing the soundtrack? Like the octopus and the harpsichord in Tentacles? #Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

I think the really square headed guy was in Tormented and that 3D alien movie we saw. #Monsterdon

Edit: yeah Richard Carlson

@TrishEM I find it telling that there was zero ambiguity about which actress you're talking about

#Monsterdon

Only a foot-long centipede, pffff

How is THAT Devonian?

#Monsterdon

guy picking that hand up and looking at it like "damn can't wait till they're all gone to goon with this thing"
#monsterdon

"He stole my great-granddad's grave marker!" - The disembodied hand

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Fish evolution is the solution to human development of a new type of man in space? Sure that works. Gundam SEED was about space whales or something after all.
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromtheBlackLagoon

First kills, and proof that killing it with fire won't work. Hm.

#Monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Meanwhile, in Emo Philips' tent...

#monsterdon

"Dum da DA DAaaaaI left my keys up here, I just know it"

#Monsterdon

just go to that swamp bank where the monster keeps reaching out and touching it, seems like you'd have a good chance of discovering the monster there #monsterdon

how does a bank make money off this exactly?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon smash cut to: same flipper claw scene as before!

4 out of 5 lungfish smoke Chatterton cigarettes, the only cigarettes loved by fish across the sea for their smooth flavor that won't attract sharks and gill-friendly form factor.

#Monsterdon

This monster doesn't seem much of a threat, it just makes parallel lines along the beach front.

#Monsterdon

Gah, same brass musical sting and hand sequence. #monsterdon

Revenge of monster claw dragging through the muck ASMR

#monsterdon

While we're talking transitional Devonian fossils, here's the great NYT piece about how Tiktaalik became a meme (archive) #Monsterdon

That lungfish is in great shape for being 15 million years old

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the rolled R on River - rrrrrriver

OMG THE HAND AGAIN

#Monsterdon

I phrase my grants in a way that implies the fish will help us fight the reds. Darpa just loves that! #Monsterdon

Ut oh!

#Monsterdon

A new world ... where they can smoke in peace. #Monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

#monsterdon Isn't this like the plot of Atlantis: The Lost Empire

“We have a clue to an answer.”
#Monsterdon

SEEN IT

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

He points out how the lungfish has failed because it hasn’t changed in millions of years, but that actually means it succeeded.

#Monsterdon

*points* at Whit Bissel who has the pipe. #Monsterdon

"...perhaps we can teach men to adapt..."
room erupts in laughter

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Diving gringo reminds me of Phil Hartmann

#Monsterdon

Are they riding the same boat as at the end of SOME LIKE IT HOT?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon ooh. The underwater photography looks really good in 3D.

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon i didn't come from no fish monkey, science man

@jivens I don't think they're very smart unless they have the pipe, glasses AND elbow patches.

#monsterdon

Hey, don't shame the lungfish for being content with his life.

#monsterdon

That's that's not how that works....

#monsterdon

that seems like way too many fish in that tank
#monsterdon

"Why don't we make up the expedition? Certainly no harder than that big show we put on in the barn last Summer to save the institute." #Monsterdon

I'm sorry before you continue your speech, I'd really feel better if more people in this room were smoking. #monsterdon

#monsterdon it's like Jim but not as we know it.

Being able to do the same thing for millions of years is not failure, you twerp

#Monsterdon

We really should just go back to the sea
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Lungfish... a failure... a big loser... such a shame

First Devonian, now Pleistocene. We're jumping around the past half a billion years with wild abandon!

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

I just jumped ahead and just ignored the dialogue. It's a monster movie, I'm guessing I'm not going to miss much.
#Monsterdon

Stupid eel! Get with the program man! #Monsterdon

ah yes, the failing lungfish

#monsterdon

Exactly as I found it….except on a stick.
#monsterdon
#CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

My mom: "Could you find her a pointier bra?"

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Okay, we’ve established that this movie knows about increasing pressure at deeper water depths. And that it might not know how paleontologists treat petrified remains. #monsterdon

So you found someone's discarded, desiccated Budda's Hand from their lunch. So what?!

#monsterdon #creatureFromTheBlackLagoon

@bunnyhero oh that would be BRILLIANT

Maybe someday...

#Monsterdon

At least he didn't think the idea was all wet #monsterdon

Expedition? You mean back to where it came from? The rest is probably somewhere around there... #Monsterdon

Yes, marine research is valuable
#monsterdon

This guy who I presume is our main character has a very Phil Hartman kinda vibe about him. A shirtless muscly for the 50s ichthyologist kinda Phil Hartman.
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromtheBlackLagoon

I don't get what the big deal is. That hand is what reaches out from under my bed every night. Don't you have one like that? #monsterdon

#monsterdon
Mandatory science pipe has appeared.