well, we did a great job of poisoning the environment

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

OK, we poisoned the water. It's coffee time!

#monsterdon

Excellent. You've killed everything but the creature.

#Monsterdon

Are they drinking coffee?

#Monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

I LIVE HERE YOU JERK!

#monsterdon #creatureFromTheBlackLagoon

"Ugh. Rude, lady."

#Monsterdon

GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF MY LAGOON - Gillman

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

"See, I've got this fish paralyzing drug. You can tell it's effective because I can handle it with bare hands." #Monsterdon

> fish poison
> touching it with bare hands
🥴
#monsterdon

#monsterdon does she keep changing outfits?

Ha ha, he just happens to have a whole crate full of the stuff!

#Monsterdon

Why would there be only one? #Monsterdon

Get the creature all coked up. Good plan.

#Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf
"We're going to need a bigger boat."

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Everybody just please listen to the Lady, she's right!

#Monsterdon

Oh - a crazy old swamp hag

#monsterdon

The scream was coming from INSIDE THE BOAT. #monsterdon

They skewered him! #monsterdon

Blood in a B&W movie sure looks like water...

#Monsterdon

Should we mention the Devonian again? Yeah sure why not. #monsterdon

slap him again, it works!
#monsterdon

@Lazarou Profiling goes way back #monsterdon

"Excuse me, you didn't get my good side. I'm here for the photo op."

#monsterdon #creatureFromTheBlackLagoon

lol okay the monster walking by the window while they're talking is hilarious

#Monsterdon

she looks like she applied her lipstick drunk
#monsterdon

Wait, the merman can't be photographed?

THE CREATURE IS A LAGOON VAMPIRE

#Monsterdon

waiting for her to go full Midsommar and end up wearing a pile of kelp

#monsterdon

Love his Go Pro. They were a bit bulky then.

#Monsterdon

mongo fish

someone get flash gordon

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

#monsterdon Ah, I remember when all this betting stuff was fodder for vice squads... now, not so much. Oh how times have changed. You used to have to do your filthy betting in a grubby OTB parlor with a bunch of retirees with oxygen tanks and walkers. Now there's an app for that. LOL.

What is he using a pH strip? #monsterdon

"I've got the proof here in my lens"
"You should've put some film in the thing!"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon i kinda zoned out for a while

That's gonna be one angry lizard-fish thing.

#Monsterdon

Welp, they got him. Short movie tonight

#Monsterdon

Eyeing little girls with bad intent

#monsterdon

The athleticism for this role is astounding.

#monsterdon

Dude, your “friend” is swimming right behind you with a harpoon pointed at your butt

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

Saw Jaws 3D in the cinema, chock full of shots that were purely "3D service"

#Monsterdon

I have to admit some of these underwater shots were done particularly well for 1954. #Monsterdon

Did something actually happen this time, music?

Just asking for a friend.

#Monsterdon

Spearguy has very poor muzzle control. Somebody's gonna get hurt.

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

@allanb It wouldn't really be #Monsterdon otherwise, would it

I don't think we've watched a #monsterdon film where there was so much diving without underwater fighting

#Monsterdon 🌊 🔦🐸🐊🧜‍♂️ 😱

who is that long nosed fisharoo?

@rebeld this sounds like something Murderbot would say

...Monsterbot?

#Monsterdon

3D bubbles!!

#monsterdon

If the boat is rocking…

Monster: Oh, that was me, sorry, my bad.

#monsterdon

Love you #monsterdon, but Minnesota #Vikings beat you out tonight. See you next Sunday.

It's weird how the guy that looks like Phil Hartman isn't the one that sounds more like Phil Hartman.
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromtheBlackLagoon

Don’t they fear the candiru? #Monsterdon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vandellia_cirrhosa

@MatthewTitus88 Definitely the vibes! #monsterdon

This is a monster that grew up never hearing "don't rock the boat"

#Monsterdon

Those harpoons look pretty fake #monsterdon

I know who I hope the creature gets next
#monsterdon

With this evidence, there's only one possible conclusion: lagoons have rocks at the bottom! #monsterdon

@Lazarou but they're so smooth they'd never have to

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

A shark could do that

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌊 🔦🐸🐊🧜‍♂️ 😱

"We're gonna need a bigger net."

YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK THE THING! #monsterdon

Okay, I know it’s not the case, but I would love it if the “pace your opponent by flying upside-down right above him” bit from Top Gun were an homage to the Creature swimming under this woman. #monsterdon

Huh, he tore the net.

#Monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

hahah she was bait
LOL
#monsterdon

the complete lack of tension in that scene....

#Monsterdon

If one more person gets onto the boat completely safely after a huge orchestral swell i swom to jom #monsterdon

Gillman suit might be the most beautiful monster suit until atleast the 1980s. Definitely the best black and white monster design. Sorry original Godzilla.
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromtheBlackLagoon

Saved by the .... net?

#monsterdon

okay

he stronk

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

@pngwen lol, "yeah you fucking LUNGFISH!" #Monsterdon

aw the Creature needs to work up the courage to talk to Kay

or kidnap her

y'know, just swamp creature things

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon His ambition is showing, that's why we stopped recommending “going commando" where there's Piranha!!!!

Very straight-up murdery with locals but so shy with Whitey

#Monsterdon

Monster like ankles!!
#monsterdon

Creature is into feet? Monster
#monsterdon

Ya'll, it's called mirror play. Look it up.
#Monsterdon

I think he's a Tarantinofish

#Monsterdon

Spot the director's thinly disguised fetish #monsterdon

Whoa now, sister. I don't show just anyone my Black Lagoon. #monsterdon

"Olympic competition, synchronised swimming - bronze medallist!"

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

What the hell man? You gonna do some monstering or just peeping?

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe It probably won't matter. There's only one important guy in this one. And he has gills. #monsterdon

Ladies, always be wary when your "I'm so girlish and pretty" music becomes "danger horns." Heed the soundtrack that follows you!

#Monsterdon

As rubber monster suits go this one it really holding up well to all that swimming. #Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

#monsterdon LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DOUG JONES

What's with the ribbing on her swim suit? To give her twin keels for better directionality in heavy seas?

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

#monsterdon
Is it safe to swim in random lagoons?

#monsterdon

I hope she doesn't start singing "Part of Your World." #Monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

#monsterdon Yank those shorts down, tear off that mask, boom-chaka-bow-wow.

she swims better than the creature

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

"i want to see it"
> proceeds to do mainly backstrokes and not look into the water
:what:
#monsterdon

of course
#monsterdon

It's great for swimming. Except for the chiggers. And the leeches. And the rats. And the alligators. And the jaguar. #Monsterdon

This movie recommends the bends, but not in a way that makes sense to me; the scuba divers who were not diving super deep anyway, have to stop a foot below the water's surface to wait a bit before they can exit the water, which I don't think is a thing, but I'm not a scuba diver?

#monsterdon

@Lazarou it's true; I'm off-white and even I have just plum run out of room for skulls. Found one buried in the cat box the other day.

Now, you should've seen my fully white grandma's collection. Nicely displayed and always sparkling clean. Of course, with a dozen kids she had lots of help with the upkeep.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon
Does she use Garnier Fructise? What does she use, because her hair always looks fabulous!

“What was it like down there?”
“Another world."
“I’d like to see it.”
“Well, you’re in your swimsuit already, aren’t you?”

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon her hair and makeup is done up so well.

"What was it like down there?"

"Wet. Very wet "

#Monsterdon

@LuluHelle

The Rio Negro is a tributary [DRINK] of the Amazon, so called because when it joins the Amazon, its clear water looks black compared to the muddy main river.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rio_Negro_(Amazon)

#Monsterdon #TMYK