Dracula has been using just for men!
Or rubbing the blood in his mustache?
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#monsterdon 🎶 When the zither sounds like shite you'll be filmed in day-for-night

GIRL HOW MANY ANACHRONISTIC AQUA BLUE NIGHTGOWNS DID YOU PACK #monsterdon

Did they just zoom in on the plaster to the side of the window? #Monsterdon

Oh good. More “Lucy” ad nauseam. #Monsterdon

Lucy . . . Goosey ~
Lucy . . . lefty . . . Righty . . . !?
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the whooshing noise is so funny, audio team going wild

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lord dude, just visit her room, you know where it is. a better vampire would have busted through the window and kidnapper her by now. #monsterdon

Why are bats making digeridoo sounds

#monsterdon

The makers of the film #Dracula have clearly never seen bats OR blood. That's kinda disqualifying for making a vampire film. #monsterdon

I'm going to assume that the digeridoo is diegetic and played by Dracula in bat form.

#Monsterdon

IS that a didgeridoo?

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He's her fiance so of course he will have compatible blood for a transfusion for sure #Monsterdon

Blood transfusions without checking for blood type first!

Instant death!

Yes!

#Monsterdon

i'm gonna fall asleep tonight in bed and be hearing "Lucyyyyyy...." over and over again aren't i

#monsterdon

That's quite the howdy do!

Yes you can give her a transfusion of your blood (hope it's a type match)

#Monsterdon
#CountDracula1970

Blue coat, tan suit. Makes sense
#monsterdon

Oh, c'mon. VanHelsing and Dracula are neighbours. Is that a sitcom now?
#monsterdon

“I shall have to consult Professor Van Helsing… because a professor will know more about her condition than me, a doctor.”

#Monsterdon

#CountDracula1970 #Monsterdon

The art direction suits my 1970s recollections.

She's missing a lot of blood. It must be her monthlies. Her lack of children is making her hysteric! #monsterdon

Now Lucy's got the pox in addition to spontaneous fainting and sleep-walking.

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and Donald Sutherland as Bad Doctor #monsterdon

It’s called Visine, Count. Try some.
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#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 💞

Not sure that Lucy should've slept in her false eyelashes and everything

Too much 🎶 screeeee 🎶 , not enough LEE #Monsterdon

this is the part of the soundtrack designed to drive off teens and make your dog upset

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England looks just as much like Italy as Romania did. #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

"No bats were harmed in the making of this film." (because none were used)

Did anyone know that bats FLAP their wings?
#monsterdon

A bat just cruising around outside Lucy's window, u up? Haha just kidding. Unless,

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No one is up to small talk on this movie
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That big round window makes it look like they put her in the White Room at the Addams Family mansion. #Monsterdon

Lucy traveled several decades into the future to get that color of nightgown, I'm pretty sure #monsterdon

The only dialogue for 45seconds has been the word Lucy. What is happening. Is Lucy even a real word anymore? #Monsterdon

didn't know vampire invites came with those mongolian mouth harp things. cool. #monsterdon

The screaming when the name “Dracula” is uttered is making me think of the horse whinnying in Young Frankenstein when Frau Blucher’s name is uttered and I can’t stop giggling about it. #Monsterdon

looooooooosy

loooooooooosy goooooooooosie

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

"...Luuuuuuucy! I'm home!"

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@trixter this is a movie about weird (to the victorians) sex, after all. #monsterdon

That building is not convincing me as "Victorian London", where's the grim and soot?

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Usually something actually has to happen to cause someone to faint, right? Not just random screams from the next room?

This lady with the brown hair seems like a bit of a lightweight

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Looks like I’m not the only one; Dr. Seward had his hands all over Mina. Things were different back in the day, I reckon.
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Yea clearly there are only two choices, dream or lie.
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Oh, a box. I thought he was reaching for more "paint." #monsterdon

*swoon* by the woman with the adorable nose

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This lady fucking faints and he holds her up by the BOOBS? #Monsterdon

Aww man total unabashed boob cupping there
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Great catch doc

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#CountDracula1970

i've been spoiled by winona ryder as mina, i'm having a hard time with her as a blonde. #monsterdon

#monsterdon stream: what if Jackson Pollock only painted Pollock.

A conjugal Menage-a-trois!
#monsterdon

Kinski was a real piece of work...recommend reading up about him if you haven't previously.

#monsterdon

Please allow me to put in a word for "Renfield" starring Nicholas Cage. Very enjoyable.

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#Monsterdon Establishing shot is established.

So, the sun is coming into Refield's rubber room -- from below?!?

#monsterdon

“It’s a dog, dumbass”
#monsterdon

I still love Dwight Fyre's Renfield best. #monsterdon

Kinski is so ugly but also you can't take your eyes off him

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they just filmed Klaus Kinski at home going through his morning routine #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Nobody’s going to hurt you.” Except possibly Werner Herzog.

yes, I did look away from the screen before he ate the fly, because i love myself #monsterdon

It had been a psychiatric hospital, then they opened the co-op art studio next door. Now nobody can remember which building is which. #monsterdon

@SesameSquirrel this #Monsterdon is so ahead of it's time with all the "doing Zoom with the built in camera on my laptop" shots

#Monsterdon "Dracula" *zoom* "Dracula?" *scream* "Dracula."

And then there's this asshole.
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Note to facilities:
Replace one wall in rubber room 12
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Krazy KLaus #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Kinski as Renfield, PERFECT casting.

Renfield looking like the second-to-last boss in a Final Fantasy game. #monsterdon

WHY would you give TOMATO SOUP to the prisoner in a WHITE ROOM #Monsterdon

I am completely lost, maybe I was supposed to read the book to understand what the hell just happened

he ran out of the castle and got lost in the woods, then found and transported back to Van Helsing's pad?

#Monsterdon

CAPTAIN NEMO!? What a crossover.
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

With great teeth comes great responsibility
-Batman
#monsterdon

Opening a stranger's casket...nosy little fscker ain't he? #Monsterdon

And of course the Hungarians knew to mail him to Van Helsing's clinic. #monsterdon

Ah, they cut that scene with Dracula's wives short.

I remember reading the book when I was around 13 and getting an inexplicable tingly feeling about that part.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

The more things in this movie that are exactly the book, the more mad I am that Harker didn't eat the paprika hendl

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like Drac is just sleeping with his own theme music blasting in a soundproof coffin.

I love that for him

#Monsterdon

maybe it's okay, maybe he didn't wake up

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@Taweret@octodon.social so rude #monsterdon

Why did our hero open that crypt? What inspired him to just open a random grave? #monsterdon

And now we're back to SPOOKY PICCOLOS, leading up to COUNT IN A COFFIN GASP WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN

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absolutely no explanation was given for why he's looking inside a coffin. or how he found it #monsterdon

a little behind so now I get the "baby back ribs" joke in the dracula #Monsterdon

lol, how long was that doctor just sitting there, staring at him?

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oh great apparently while i was looking up castle maintenance tasks the protagonist got bitten and has discovered the secret of the draculas #monsterdon

No, absolutely not. Put the candelabra down RIGHT NOW and straighten those up or I'm going to be thinking of nothing else whenever it's on screen. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970 Mr. Harker there is giving me JD V*nce vibes. What is his stance on childless bat ladies?

@allanb because the spiders aren't using it, duh

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

A lot is happening in the movie, but I'm mainly focusing on this chain situation. #monsterdon

@trixter "This man is MINE"

Me: Oh HO? #Monsterdon

The height of these candles

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Oh shit they gonna eat that baby.
Dracula brought a snack for his brides.
Because he thinks Harker is more of a snack, "He's mine girls."
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The window OPENS!? Then why did he spend so much time peeking through the scratch? #monsterdon

OMG the lighting sucks so bad
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oh good lordy those bite marks actually look like they could be spider bites #monsterdon

Dracula turned into a hawk?

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#CountDracula

i don't even know how many adaptations of this novel ive seen but this is not one of the better ones so far

#monsterdon

see clearly he invested too much into hot babe subvampires and not into creatures who know how to like insulate the castle and periodically assess the foundation. maybe you even imprison the soul of some villager into a creature that likes to eat the spiderwebs so it's a mutualistic relationship and you don't even need to think about it, just autoplay your castle maintenance
#monsterdon