@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net You can't do that to me, I was drinking!

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#Monsterdon we have prepared some hu-mon food for you

"We have strict orders from the count to look after you"

translation: you shouldn't be here but we're scared

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Man. This is the dry wheat cracker of dialogue. #Monsterdon

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Greta knows some things.

so Dracula just lives in a like a nice suburban house

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say "nuclear wessels"

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"Excuse me, do you speak English?"

You spoke for us all.

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#Monsterdon oh no everyone's skinny- I think 2.21:1 might be the right aspect ratio.

Time for the “can Jesús Franco make a movie that makes any sense?” challenge.

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starting now lol, at 5:00

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@jammerb you might need god's help, but you're not getting mine. #monsterdon

this guy's accent is less transylvanian and more chekov from star trek

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My client.. maybe you've heard of him: Count BabyKillerMurderMonster. #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

This movie was dubbed, right? #monsterdon

I guewss they cut the rest of the train ride where it was explained why you'd need god's help...

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I'm going to end up laughing whenever mutton chops is on the screen aren't I? The facial hair is just too much.

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Excellent furry blanket!

Whenever you mention Dracula, everyone's heads inflate to 3x normal size

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Would you do cybersecurity or privacy for Count Dracula if they pay was right? That's the question. I bet that guys pays hansomely for decent privacy.

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#Monsterdon The makeup artist must have been in a hurry - his lower lashes are ... clumpy.

#Monsterdon well that does not sound like a positive yelp review for the count

oh shoot I got distracted, I'm late, I'll just skip to 5mins in lol

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Is this movie dubbed or is that just bad ADR? #monsterdon

"Count Dracula...maybe you know him?"

Heh...heh heh

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Lawyer friend has a "my name is a killing word" look to him.

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That wolf howl was just silly.

Lol the shaky zoom on Mr. Mustache when Harker says "Count Dracula"

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Can't tell which of these fellas is the main character, but one of them certainly has the chops for it.

😏

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#Monsterdon A wannabe lawyer in a cape. Obviously the villain, right?? 😉

Dracula-induced PTSD?

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The October theme for #monsterdon is 1970s vampire movies, so I took the liberty of watching Love at First Bite (1979) last night, which was very silly in an intentional way.

Because if you go to visit Count Dracula, you are going to get _so nit-picked everywhere you drive_.

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#Monsterdon ah the glamour of rail travel

THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW #Monsterdon

i was half-expecting him to ask "does your dog bite?" #monsterdon

Me: "Oh no, no audio! Did I break my computer? Is tubi not working?"

Also me: mutes computer so I can use it during Friday's conference. Whoops.

All fixed now.

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And then Crispin Glover rolls up and gives an unhinged speech #monsterdon

I would like to ride in a little train across the countryside.

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fun fact: If you creep people out when getting on a train, they'll let you get on first.

And #monsterdon is on! Count Dracula, 1970, dvd version. Professional killer Christopher Lee takes a turn at amateur killer Count Dracula.

hi watson.
ah, hi sherlock. (^_^)
#monsterdon

"Do you live near Biscuits?"

Damn, I wish I did.

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Here we go!

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well if dracula feeds off suffering than the sound design is doing half his work for him

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#Monsterdon Oh my, the mutton chops…

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When selecting an appropriate snack, remember that Klaus Kinski ate real flies during this movie.

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You can ring my bell, ell, ell, ring my bell. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The Plex version is in french. hahahahaha

Walking around town with a duck under your arm. #monsterdon

Jesse Franco? He was so good as the green goblin #monsterdon

Franco Castellani gets the first of the proper doom music, I think I'll be keeping an eye out for him

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Jonathan's train buddy has the A+ mutton chops

This guy wearing a cape seems perfectly normal. I hope nothing happens to him.

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Train! #Monsterdon

Thread for #Monsterdon, Count Dracula 1970: I'm bad at keeping to threads during monsterdon but I will again make the attempt

That man has a duck! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this real estate video is great you've already sold me on the castle

It's a movie about a driving instructor from Johannesburg

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#Monsterdon Is that the "Darryl Sturma" guy from that one Phil Collins video?

The opening music already has me. #monsterdon

Watching this #monsterdon movie. Really digging the zooming in and out on everyone's eyes, sketchy bat, and big plastic spiders 👌

Maybe it's just me, but "Fred Williams" seems like an odd name to see in French movie credits!

(As opposed to, say, "Christopher Lee"... 😆 )

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#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch is alert and on duty! Not really expecting any sightings ... but you never know. :)

Is this film French??? #monsterdon

The credits are in Italian. Did I get the wrong stream? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon A Cohen production? I hope that means there's a wood chipper!

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Superb organ.

#Monsterdon i hope i have the right version on tubi, i've got credits en francais :D

🚨#monsterdon stream of Count Dracula (1970) is live! https://miru.miyaku.media

I'm glad they're giving us the good ol' fashioned Castlevania soundtrack :D #Monsterdon

It is Time. 🧛‍♂️

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A most dramatic opening. #Monsterdon

or i might watch @ryan 's stream, which has yet a slightly different opening sequence (and different music maybe?) #monsterdon

Strong gothic vibes right out of the gate #Monsterdon

Credits in French???? #monsterdon

Very ominous credit sequence #monsterdon

expecting a BSOD (blue screen of dracula) soon

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#CountDracula1970

LES NUITS DE DRACULA #monsterdon

Uh oh. My titles are in FRENCH?!

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Wow, cold open. And that font makes me feel VERY much The Wicker Man.

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THE NUTS OF DRACULA #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it begins

@amyfou definitely French. #Monsterdon

go go go, Christopher Lee is a go! #monsterdon

well the gothic music is spot on

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Children of the night... SHUT UP! We got movie sign! #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

🧛 TURN DOWN YOUR BITES 🧛

(where applicable)

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WE GOT BALLS OF DRACULA SIIIIIIIIIIIGN

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

Made it just in time for #mosterdon =D
But not in time to get snacks for #monsterdon D=