It's the voice of Mistopher Lee!
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Wait, is the driver Dracula? That sounded quite like Christopher Lee to my ear. #monsterdon

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Are there German Shepards supposed to be wolves?

@neia a group of happy blue-filtered german shepherds paired with ominous howling #monsterdon

Wild German Shepards.

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#Monsterdon i'm giving this uber driver a terrible review

those dogs look friendly tho?

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@fabio I was wondering the same tbh

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so many cute german shepherds!

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The dogs say goodnight

and I think to myself what a wonderful world

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Hey wolves, Lou Chaney's Jr place is at the next right. #monsterdon

Puppies!
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These wolves look like cute dogs #monsterdon

Why don't the horses have scarves too?

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#monsterdon Kookaburra bird despite it being the wrong continent. Because all foreign places might as well just be Adelaide…

"WEREWOLF!"

"There, wolf! There, castle!"

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Finally - the children of the night! 🐺 💞 portrayed by German Shepherds

Oh those puppers are so excited! The tail curls.

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Oh, he was waiting for his transfer, I got it now

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PUPPIES!

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dun dun dun! Attack of ... the harpsichord!

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I think I heard a kitty cat!

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This dub is a new level of awful. That last bit of dialog featured no one’s lips moving. #Monsterdon

Don't zoom out yet, there's still some unexplored nostril terrain in there. #monsterdon

Aah, ze children of ze night. What beautiful foley they make. #Monsterdon

@jonny Frame challenge: does the entire movie make sense

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the softest of foci #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Coachman: “The Shadow knows….”

Was that a monkey noise in the woods...?
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Dammit. Video wasn't rendering on the Chromecast, lost 25 minutes just to get the video playing on a PC.

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so many jobs you find yourself at a Borgo Pass #Monsterdon

St George and the Dragon night? What does that even mean? Explain yourself harbinger! What binge are you haring?
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Kudos to the director of this one; the wolf scene was a nice touch.

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that's bela lugosi's chiropractor, you can tell from the eyes

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This carriage conductor is totally not sus #monsterdon

Couldn't even give him an emergency cruxifix #monsterdon

look at this bloodborne motherfucker #monsterdon

... and just leaves him in the woods.

"Stupid Uber driver!"

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Is this even supposed to be day for night? Are they even trying here? #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

Dracula sure has a lot of fog machines in the forest around his castle. #Monsterdon

@Taweret #Monsterdon A bit foggy…

#monsterdon Ah the horrid times of the carriages without suspension

There are monkeys in transylvania now? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970 I teach film studies and haven't seen this version before. I have so many questions about the lighting and angle choices in that last scene.

Why is that woman dressed like the wolf that ate Grandma?
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OKAY WHO PUT THE MONKEY IN THE SCENE

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Solid hat-game from the wardrobe department, score seems pretty good so far, lotsa dudes w/ period-appropriate mutton-chops - if this is the worst horror movie ever, I don't see any sign of it yet...

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The dialogue is so DRY, it's like they left the script on a windowsill all summer before shooting. #Monsterdon

No thanks, carriage driver, who is TOTALLY NOT Christopher Lee, I don’t want any whiskey.

Imma sit here and watch you hypnotize a pack of German Shepherds instead.

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I’m also not prepared for the varied quality of the english-language overdub. #monsterdon

That's high fashion going on 🧣

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Person who only knows about vampires from D&D:
"Wow, I'm getting Castle Ravenloft vibes from this movie."

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Renfield looks like some Norwegian post-funk neuwave electronica front man. also...beannnssss

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Also, spellcheck just changed “facial hair” to “Fauci AI” and now I’m pissed off. #Monsterdon

i wanna ride in a little carriage through the spooky woods. that looks nice

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Isn't St George the one who slays dragons? Are we going with the vampires' alternate forms are dragons (rather than bats)? I could swear I read a modern urban fantasy with this idea, but I'm drawing a blank...

(it could be a mis-remembering of Tanya Huff's Enchantment Emporium books too)

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Is it day or night? Girl so confusing #monsterdon

Isn't anyone going to ask Harker where he got those scars? #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

waaaiiitttt, I know that voice....

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"Werewolf?"

Igor: "There wolf!"

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day for very very early morning

_almost_ works

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#monsterdon Always pay attention to cock boy! Cockadoodle doooo! DON’T!!!

Is it day or night? Or day? #monsterdon

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I think mutton chops man's hat is too small

i wonder if they also have the little cow noisemaker

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"Why does everybody look at me like that?"

"Well, sir, you see... you have a booger. I'm sorry."

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Thunder in the movie and outside my window. Which will cause more horror?
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I'm getting biome whiplash #monsterdon

Ugh, someone's out in the forest rubbing styrofoam together D: #Monsterdon

Facial hair guy just forgot his lines. #Monsterdon

I'm beginning to think this Saint George fellow isn't much of a saint.

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#Monsterdon "who wears a cape?"

#monsterdon was that Putin with his weird look?

This film could have been lit so much better
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These accents are very much a choice. But I think it's multiple choice.
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@forestine yeah when i saw it was Christopher Lee i assumed it was going to be a hammer film! had no idea he did this one #monsterdon

I wanted to talk to you in your bedroom, but my husband said "no". This movie almost took a sudden and surprising turn... #monsterdon

"I wanted to talk to you"

so clearly the smart thing to do was run away the moment you demonstrate that you're awake

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Meanwhile, still in Italy. #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

They had skylights in the whenever this was?

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Why be straightforward about a vampire when you can be mysterious and must go? #monsterdon

did I miss much before that?

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It looks like the instance I'm on might be having problems so I might not be contributing to tonight's #monsterdon But I am watching

#Monsterdon well what do you know

I may not be fully prepared for this films varied and plentiful moustaches. #monsterdon

Loving the camera work #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this is usually where a vampire barmaid shows up

I think I'm out of sync (because I started an hour early by accident), and now I'm not sure where we are.
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this is so bizarre that it was made while Lee was still doing Hammer Dracula but it's "an international co-production between West Germany, Spain, Italy, and the United Kingdom."

He did like three more Hammer Draculas after this

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People in these movies always have such strong reactions to finding women in their rooms. #Monsterdon

who is it? the horn brigade, obviously

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He didn't eat the paprika hendl!!!!!!
What kind of adaptation is this

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The children of the night, what music they make *cuts to an anxious labradoodle* #monsterdon

It’s funny watching this if you know the Coppola version #monsterdon

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This town has some pretty horses tho

@north but if something bad does happen to him, I call dibs on the cape. #Monsterdon

she's not gonna start naked dancing on the other side of the wall is she? #WrongMovie #monsterdon

tbf St Georges Day is a day to avoid in the UK because that's when all the racists come out for "Enngerrlannnd" and wave flags like the colonial arseholes they are

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Guys, if you're going to use raspberry jam for your fake blood, you kinda need to strain out the seeds...

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Now THATS a bed you could be tied to #Monsterdon