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Lucy...
In the sky...
With chiroptera
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I hate it when bats murmur my name while floating outside my window at the insane asylum.

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@Taweret I've never seen this #CountDracula version before. It's pretty good! Impressive cast and good production. EXCEPT, Mina was not rich, she should not be wearing rich clothes, she's engaged to a law clerk (not a rich profession at the time!) and was planning to be his typist! Lucy's from a slightly more well-to-do family and her mom pours money into her clothes to look her best so she can marry up the ladder. And, as I mentioned, those German Shepherd "wolves" and hawk "bat". #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Fetch a c-clamp, we’ll work a young frankenstein on him. LOL

...in the sky with diamonds!
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...in the sky with diamonds!

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That doesn't sound like Ricky Riccado

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#Monsterdon she's a city girl, that's why she doesn't know animals apart

Lucy in the skyyyy with vampires.. #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

Bat special effects, surprisingly difficult to nail #monsterdon

Dracula, quit playing with your food! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970 I guess that servant is the strong, silent type. Well, silent, at least.

The folks in this #Monsterdon clearly have a problem with dogs

@Taweret you had a damn plan here and us rubes are just living in your universe watching it dawn like the sun #monsterdon

Ah to be a victorian lady and faint for no reason #monsterdon

"We have plenty of rooms at this asylum. We'll get some ready for you."

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Lucy awakens with perfect makeup and a glistening lip. #Monsterdon Lucy, Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy did he get paid by the word?

Scarf guy looked like he wanted to say "I'm in this movie too, y'know!" #monsterdon

He is wearing the hell out of that silk cravat. #Monsterdon

I'm actually impressed by how they condensed and altered the plot to get all the characters in the same place at the same time while remaining relatively true to the story, and how terrible the movie is nevertheless #Monsterdon

#monsterdon There is life in sky raisins! They land on me, all dried and tasty!

this gentleman will escort you to a padded cell while i copy both sides of your insurance card

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#Monsterdon “You should stay here.” Because all I have for company are madmen. Not even a few madwomen.

Mina and Lucy should kiss.

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"Very well, I will have rooms prepared for you both."

Well just need your insurance information...

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I've seen more convincing fake fainting in pro soccer games. #monsterdon

Was Renfeld flossing his toes?

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#monsterdon Wow this Renfield is a regular Wilhelm Scream machine.

All told the padded cell was pretty clean until Renfield combined mealtime with fingerpainting enrichment. #monsterdon

"We specialize in the treatment of the mentally disturbed."
"You mean you think Jonathan is mad?"
"Our funding depends on him being mad, so yes."

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Mina takes a while to appear on this one #monsterdon

We need a restful place with no surprises for Harker to recover from his horrible adventure. Let's put him next to the raving thrall of dracula.

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Lucy! You got some 'spraining to do! #monsterdon

They must be showing "Count Dracula" (1970) a few cells over...

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Well, she's a bit of Nervous Nellie. #monsterdon

If she's gonna faint every time she hears a dog bark this is gonna be a looooong movie. #Monsterdon

Renfield, shut it, you're scaring the visitors.

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This would be the greatest film ever if one of the characters reached over and plucked that hair stuck in the camera during the transfer. #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

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Christopher Lee, in an interview, said that he thought Klaus Kinski was MISCAST.

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@CactuarJoe there was a hair in the novel too, it's authentic #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Mina! Lucy!” Harker! Bullwinkle!

@CactuarJoe I hate it when that happens. 😂

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Be sure to floss between your toes, get all that nasty plaque off, Renfield

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"Meena" "No, you Jonathan!" #monsterdon

Oh darling, no, I just had my hair done!

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"...3, 2, 1 ... faint!"

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#monsterdon We call this shot Vitamin Shutup. LOL.

So just what kind of guest quarters would an insane asylum have? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ladies, if he

- Dresses like arriving from a party in Ibiza
- Is obsessed with nutritional values and caloric count
- Spent some time behind bars
- Had been in a May-December romance

He is not your man, he is Renfield

Someone get that red thread out of the film projector gate! #Monsterdon
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@SnoopJ It's not just the beer

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#Monsterdon i can stop flies any time i want. i just need one more hit

INSTAN MINA HARKER CRUSH
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"Look! What's that!?"

That is a dog. #Monsterdon

@wohali my dog Ozzy snored right through it

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"Lena, look! What's that!?"

It's... A dog? Have you never seen a dog before, ma'am? #Monsterdon

I also only know all the names I know because I see people say them on the #monsterdon feed, lmao. I've missed all the proper introductions in this one

There is some nice b-roll cinematography going on in this movie

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I *love* their hats. This is how you know it's a movie of quality.

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"look, what's that?"

it's called a dog...

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#Monsterdon uh-oh! spaghetti-ohs

#Monsterdon I always like the No Reflection lore. 😈

My cat Ruby does not like the barking dog.

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#monsterdon perfectly coiffed hair is definitely what I would expect from the occupant of a padded cell

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Eating flies: That's your job once Dracula hires you as his Renfield.

Admittedly there isn't much competition for this position.

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...i'm face blind enough that i spent our first couple minutes with renfield assuming he was harker after a couple months had passed #monsterdon

Renfield needs a hair clip
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it could be the beer but you've lost me here, movie. you had a good thing going and then slammed on the brakes in a way I understand as *supposed* to be interesting

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Nothing, just Klaus Kinski appreciation post #monsterdon

Nobody's going to hurt you Renfield you are far too handsome #Monsterdon

I watched "Renfield" with Nicolas Cage yesterday in preparation for this movie.

I want these.

https://www.spoonflower.com/en/home-decor/bedding/duvet-cover/7916437-woodsy-cats-on-gold-by-oliveandruby?size=HOME_GOOD_QUEEN_DUVET_COVER

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#monsterdon I see we're exploring the room s that housekeeping has visited. No spider webs, but, we have the #SuddenStringSection finally... get 'em sitars and violins!

@allanb it's the Hotel California

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We have Vincent Price at home.
Vincent Price at home:
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Below are Klaus Kinski's (Renfield) lines in #CountDracula1970

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Better if they would've cast Werner Herzog as van Helsing

"Renfield, nobody's going to hurt you." is totally Checkov's "Nobody's going to hurt you." #monsterdon

Why is he eating the flies?

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@CactuarJoe Hey hey hey, what's Captain Nemo from #MysteriousIsland1961 doing in #CountDracula ? Is that the same actor (the doctor who came into Jonathan Harker's room)? #Monsterdon

"what is it Renfield?"
i wanna be where the people are~~~
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fly closeup

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@Taweret wait this is a recurring character in dracula universe now i need to open another wikipedia page #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yes, yes. If I smear this just so, then we can remove the fabric and hang it. It'll fetch a fortune. I'll title it "Rejected Lunch."

A certain Count Dracula :ablobglarezoombutfast:

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FINALLY! I have a contextual reason to share this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqee6Xrqtlo #monsterdon

#monsterdon Back in time this is were they used to bring people getting out of QAnon

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Please tell me y'all have seen My Best Fiend because Klaus appreciation really requires that film imho

Oh, that’s not meat sauce! #Monsterdon

Some people keep weed in little satchels like that. Not this guy -- nope, flies.

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Lest we forget the classic scene of playing with one's spaghetti-Os splattered on the wall from the novel, Dracula.

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"...huh, tastes like chicken"

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sharp pivot to a different movie of a guy painting, that's fine i'm into this too #monsterdon

Kinski as renfield seems like dream casting honestly

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you would think vampire bites would be the first thing they check for at van helsing’s clinic #monsterdon

Ren-FIELD! Ren-FIELD! Ren-FIELD!!!

As you can imagine, I am a huge Renfield fan

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klaus kinki's got nothing on pollick and he knows it. it tortures him.

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It's called "art" mom!

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Oh, Klaus Kinski. Shit’s about to get weird. #monsterdon

And that's why we don't give them spaghetti o's anymore.

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the professor looks like he's ready to get away to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism: SPACE

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