Nice that they're still doing Lucy's makeup while she's catatonic. #Monsterdon

I hope Dracula has a good med plan for his minions.#monsterdon

Renfield jumping out the window was the most Pythonesque thing to happen in the film so far #monsterdon

Shit he landed on the funny bone that's gonna hurt #monsterdon

Oh how the Renfield has fallen..

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Oh poor Renfield, Dracula turned him into a floppy dummy in midair! D: #Monsterdon

this is a massive fucking clinic lol

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#monsterdon She needs more liver and onions!

And now, Renfield will be thrown from a window. #MontyPython

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You'd think they would have put a guard on Jonathan or something?

Ooh! ✅ Ominous Taxidermy Props #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Okay, that Renfield dummy being thrown from a window was kind of hilarious.

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Drac had the classic Ikea problem. New coffin arrived so late that he passed out on the floor before finishing assembly.

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#Monsterdon That blasted piccolo is back to serenade some rather poor taxidermy.

#Monsterdon mmmm biscuits

okay NOW I can tell he's getting younger. because his hair noticeably changed color lmao #monsterdon

LLUUUUCYYYYY, you don't have to open the window! #Monsterdon

Transylvanian Nesting Dracula's. Will put him in a box, nest to another box. Inside a box. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Lucy seems to be enjoying herself. Was any hint of that in the book at all? Been a long time since I read it.

Well she does have quite a long neck. I guess I could see why Dracula was drawn to her. #monsterdon

Dracula visits a taxedermy shop?
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We’re one hour in and not a lot has happened #monsterdon

@Taweret I may have to do a Herzog binge after Spooky Season. #Monsterdon @jonny

Oh, they're gonna crate Drac for travel! Just like Blacula! #Monsterdon

You write a post and 35 toots go down the TL

Damn #Monsterdon

The original Rocket Raccoon!

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We know that Dracula is a villain because his polycule consists of 3 hot wives who don't date each other #monsterdon

More interesting wall zooms.
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@Elleaster Well, if the movie would pick up the pace...

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Matt Barry, fancy seeing you here this far away from NeEw YoOork CItaay #monsterdon

this film is putting me to sleep damn it

not fair

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This guy really gives off Matt Berry vibes #monsterdon

lets just watch kinski do things. its better than the rest of the movie

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#Monsterdon These male doctors apparently keep a variety of more reasonable women's nightgowns in storage.

There's a paper for that! TLDR: the odds are terrible. I'd skip the unmatched blood.

The hazards of blood transfusion in historical perspective

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2962447/

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I wonder what the castle is up to right now

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@trixter RIGHT!? He's even doing a silly voice.
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#Monsterdon so the vampire drains her blood, they give her a transfusion, rinse, repeat

this seems like a sustainable relationship if they're into it

@r343l consensus seems to be, before

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van helsing's explanation is very lacking lol

"I can't explain why I don't believe you"

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No, Renfield, that's how you get pink eye! Stink eye, pink eye.

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wasn't he JUST being escorted back to his cell?

there are a lot of scenes but man nothing is happening

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@sean NOT SOON ENOUGH

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@JoeWynne i did not not notice lmao #monsterdon

When does Godzilla show up?

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#Monsterdon Dr. Seward was oddly touchy feely with Mina after giving Lucy the blood transfusion.

Also: is this before or after blood typing?

I guess Jonathan is here now, too

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rich in legend and also rich in lead poisoning maybe

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@jonny bugs are more sustainable than beef!

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Wait for it Renfield. Wait for it....Antici---pation #Monsterdon

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I do like those big oval windows that open on the top to let the bats in

No one told me this would be Captain Nemo vs. Count Dracula.

I'm all in.

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Totally expected this Renfield scene to play out like the Miggs scene. #Monsterdon

Working his way up to dragonflies. #monsterdon

Is Dracula going to be mad that that was a lot of Quincy's blood that time?

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how did a fricking dragonfly get into his padded cell lmao #monsterdon

Wtf is Matt Berry doing here?
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zoooooooom

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#Monsterdon i've got to up my pajama game, these girls are putting me to shame

He has a handlebar moustache now! Burt Reynolds would be proud #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970 Dude, that's not a window seat.

Renfieldski is weeping at the window. Lamenting his lack of lines.
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Why is OddJob creeping up on people. You can't watch the patients wank off through the door holes #monsterdon

dude you getting upstaged by kinski while he's offscreen

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Selena Gomez as Lucy Westenra

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#Monsterdon Screaming. Guess someone just finished the last episode of Lost.

#Monsterdon Dracula does not appear to prefer one side of the neck over the other.

Renfield, crying because he can't stand to hear the name Lucy one more goddam time. #monsterdon

Fun fact: 80% of the script of this movie is the name “Lucy” and the Oscar for best supporting actor went to the bat #monsterdon

The Oscar for best plastic bat goes to #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie at least it gives us time to catch up on the #Monsterdon posts!

#monsterdon If an old door and the Wilhelm Scream had a baby

The fake bat shadow flying by outside the window is killing me.

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"Man, I just topped her off with blood, too!"

-- fiance

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AGAIN? Oh man Lucy needs anither strawberry Koolaid reload #Monsterdon

I guess what I'm really asking is, should they just ask Dracula if he wants to be their third? #Monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien I don't think so. Blood transfusions were super dangerous before blood types were figured out.

They'd try to do it between relatives to improve odds, but I don't think "Fiance" qualified.

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the bat puppet shadows are killing me

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OK he did not hear her fall upstairs in a goddamn castle made of stone. #Monsterdon

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I guess

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Isn’t Quincy Morris supposed to be an American gunslinger type? Instead, we’ve got an Eton chess club member or something.

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#Monsterdon Eat and run - just like a man…

note: still a fascinating piece of wall

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Ooh, Grecian Formula for Vampires! #monsterdon

listen, C Lee can bite me on the neck any time he wants. #monsterdon

"How odd, you taste like barrister."

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@Taweret whenever klaus kinski isn't on screen, the other characters should be asking, "where's klaus kinski?" #monsterdon

@aprilfollies@mastodon.online When Dracula was written, blood transfusion was just starting to be researched. It's basically near-future scifi! Not surprising Bram Stoker didn't figure out blood types.

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Jump scare mustache man.
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EDIT: He did the bitey thing.

@north Splatter paint, very Jackson Pollock! #Monsterdon #CountDracula

An odd thing, but I’m so used to Mina being brunette and Lucy being blonde (or redhead) that I’m thrown by this inversion. It’s making me think about hair color and the semiotics of feminine beauty in our society. #monsterdon

I assume that noise is supposed to be the bat and not some kid misusing a straw.

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Damn, Lucy's like five foot nothing. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

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It looks like they made him British, if I heard the accent right.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quincey_Morris

Luuuuuucy... Open the wiiiiiindow... I'm a baaaaat and I can't hooooover... I have to geeeet a ruuuuuunning staaaaaaart hold up WHOOPS AUGH *smash* #Monsterdon

The Ceiling! Its coming from the ceilings!! #monsterdon

That piccolo is drilling right into my tinnitus. #Monsterdon

it's either a waterpic or he's at the dentist's getting a cleaning is what i'm saying and that's just bullshit, if you're gonna do a job do it right

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With patented bat-on-a-string technology

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Oh wow that was a joke I didn't think it actually start draining his blood the scene they introduced him in

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