No, Renfield, that's how you get pink eye! Stink eye, pink eye.

#monsterdon

wasn't he JUST being escorted back to his cell?

there are a lot of scenes but man nothing is happening

#Monsterdon

@sean NOT SOON ENOUGH

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

@JoeWynne i did not not notice lmao #monsterdon

When does Godzilla show up?

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

#Monsterdon Dr. Seward was oddly touchy feely with Mina after giving Lucy the blood transfusion.

Also: is this before or after blood typing?

I guess Jonathan is here now, too

#Monsterdon

rich in legend and also rich in lead poisoning maybe

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

@jonny bugs are more sustainable than beef!

#monsterdon

Wait for it Renfield. Wait for it....Antici---pation #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 💞

I do like those big oval windows that open on the top to let the bats in

No one told me this would be Captain Nemo vs. Count Dracula.

I'm all in.

#Monsterdon

Totally expected this Renfield scene to play out like the Miggs scene. #Monsterdon

Working his way up to dragonflies. #monsterdon

Is Dracula going to be mad that that was a lot of Quincy's blood that time?

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

how did a fricking dragonfly get into his padded cell lmao #monsterdon

Wtf is Matt Berry doing here?
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

zoooooooom

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon i've got to up my pajama game, these girls are putting me to shame

He has a handlebar moustache now! Burt Reynolds would be proud #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970 Dude, that's not a window seat.

Renfieldski is weeping at the window. Lamenting his lack of lines.
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

Why is OddJob creeping up on people. You can't watch the patients wank off through the door holes #monsterdon

dude you getting upstaged by kinski while he's offscreen

#monsterdon

Selena Gomez as Lucy Westenra

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Screaming. Guess someone just finished the last episode of Lost.

#Monsterdon Dracula does not appear to prefer one side of the neck over the other.

Renfield, crying because he can't stand to hear the name Lucy one more goddam time. #monsterdon

Fun fact: 80% of the script of this movie is the name “Lucy” and the Oscar for best supporting actor went to the bat #monsterdon

The Oscar for best plastic bat goes to #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie at least it gives us time to catch up on the #Monsterdon posts!

#monsterdon If an old door and the Wilhelm Scream had a baby

The fake bat shadow flying by outside the window is killing me.

#monsterdon

"Man, I just topped her off with blood, too!"

-- fiance

#Monsterdon

AGAIN? Oh man Lucy needs anither strawberry Koolaid reload #Monsterdon

I guess what I'm really asking is, should they just ask Dracula if he wants to be their third? #Monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien I don't think so. Blood transfusions were super dangerous before blood types were figured out.

They'd try to do it between relatives to improve odds, but I don't think "Fiance" qualified.

#Monsterdon

the bat puppet shadows are killing me

#monsterdon

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I guess

#Monsterdon

OK he did not hear her fall upstairs in a goddamn castle made of stone. #Monsterdon

Isn’t Quincy Morris supposed to be an American gunslinger type? Instead, we’ve got an Eton chess club member or something.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Eat and run - just like a man…

note: still a fascinating piece of wall

#Monsterdon

He heard here gently flop on the carpeted floor from the floor below WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Now now, no necking on set.

This version of Quincey Morris doesn’t sound very Texan.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

Ooh, Grecian Formula for Vampires! #monsterdon

listen, C Lee can bite me on the neck any time he wants. #monsterdon

@Taweret whenever klaus kinski isn't on screen, the other characters should be asking, "where's klaus kinski?" #monsterdon

"How odd, you taste like barrister."

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

@aprilfollies@mastodon.online When Dracula was written, blood transfusion was just starting to be researched. It's basically near-future scifi! Not surprising Bram Stoker didn't figure out blood types.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

Jump scare mustache man.
#Monsterdon #countdracula
EDIT: He did the bitey thing.

@north Splatter paint, very Jackson Pollock! #Monsterdon #CountDracula

An odd thing, but I’m so used to Mina being brunette and Lucy being blonde (or redhead) that I’m thrown by this inversion. It’s making me think about hair color and the semiotics of feminine beauty in our society. #monsterdon

I assume that noise is supposed to be the bat and not some kid misusing a straw.

#Monsterdon

Damn, Lucy's like five foot nothing. #Monsterdon

Luuuuucy, you got some 'splaining to do!

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

#monsterdon

It looks like they made him British, if I heard the accent right.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quincey_Morris

I don't like blanket statements about everyone in the past being dumb as dirt, but man it must've been awful to live when you know blood transfusions help sometimes, but sometimes REALLY fuck the recipient up

#Monsterdon

Luuuuuucy... Open the wiiiiiindow... I'm a baaaaat and I can't hooooover... I have to geeeet a ruuuuuunning staaaaaaart hold up WHOOPS AUGH *smash* #Monsterdon

The Ceiling! Its coming from the ceilings!! #monsterdon

That piccolo is drilling right into my tinnitus. #Monsterdon

it's either a waterpic or he's at the dentist's getting a cleaning is what i'm saying and that's just bullshit, if you're gonna do a job do it right

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

With patented bat-on-a-string technology

#Monsterdon

Oh wow that was a joke I didn't think it actually start draining his blood the scene they introduced him in

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

i wonder what klaus kinski is up to

#monsterdon

Vampires are so sensual and romantic *cue bat screeching and mouth-harp sound effects* #monsterdon

"Now I think she has a chance. We'll just have to wait and see*"

* if she has the same blood type as her fiance #monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien nope! #Monsterdon

@moira Now I'm just picturing Dracula waddling around the back alleys of this town inflated like a balloon like "Oooh I should not have had that much to drink" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “We need to give her a transfusion”… are blood types just a joke to you, doc?

dammit drac stop using the waterpic while calling your thrall

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

Lucy? Wait a minute. We just saw this scene. #Monsterdon oh no the bats are back. Lucy lost her cape now. Shame

Ah, the 70's, when blood was #FF0000 red… #Monsterdon

I hoped you type her and his blood, you know. Just can't be giving transfusions willy-nilly #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket Did he though? I thought they were discussing it but hadn't actually finalized the deal

#Monsterdon

Oh boy new character to drain the blood of let's say hello to Quincy

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

Everybody's sleeping above the covers. #monsterdon

Halfway point. I'm kinda shocked how boring they've managed to make Dracula with this

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wow. Lucy had yhat nightgown tucked in her fairly small bag??

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Mina's robe has some seriously odd rickracked multilobed collar action

@Newpa_Hasai Yeah, I just hadn't realized he'd made the trip yet

Timelines are confusing in this movie

#Monsterdon

They're pumping her full of cherry kool-aid. #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

TWO LITRE BOTTLES?! HOW MUCH DID THAT FUCKER DRINK?!

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

Chew that scenery Christopher! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970 It's Little Boy Blue!

did they know about blood types yet at this point?

#monsterdon

Sunny Transylvania just doesn’t work for me. #Monsterdon

In the olden days, blood looked like kool-aid because of malnutrition #TIL #monsterdon

"...I just drank a lot of Kool Aid, so my blood should be extra red!"

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

@north @iaintshootinmis or a bottle in front o' me

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

Back when we watched Logan Five, someone did a super cut of all the people yelling "Logan!". Someone should do that for "Lucy" in #Dracula too. #monsterdon

Are we gonna get all three of Lucy's pointless suitors? Where is the American cowboy?
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

QUINCEY MORRIS, our beloved gun-toting Texan cowboy, has been merged with the character of ARTHUR HOLMWOOD?!! this is OUTRAGEOUS I'm going on STRIKE #Monsterdon

@iaintshootinmis Better give her a lobotomy! #Monsterdon

Yeah I know that look Dracula :High:

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

...So when does the cowboy show up? #Monsterdon

"i blame myself"
yeah, next time the two of you should share a bed. safer that way, you know. #monsterdon

Luuuucyyyyyy #Monsterdon #mastoween

@Taweret oh yeah.
I once watched Herzog's "Even Dwarfs Started Small" at a little indy theater in Minneapolis about a decade ago, and ... wow ... it was an experience.

It still haunts me, sometimes, #Monsterdon
@jonny

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065436/