@xerozohar same thing happened to me! caught up with this https://tubitv.com/movies/595080/communion #Monsterdon

Kobolds?!

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"The end of the line.... like... like... A RECTAL PROBE?!?!?"

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"Let him go, let him work this out. Let him play in traffic."

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Ducth angles everywhere #monsterdon #communion

Now the movie is forcing us to watch it again. No movie, bad movie. #Monsterdon

MORE CASIO. MOOOOOORE.

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A light. Big, like a light.

Thaaaat clears it up.

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Is this really a monster film?

I mean when the monster is merely window-dressing for dysfunctional family psycho-drama

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Hypnosis. This is how I know it is a horror movie. #monsterdon

"It's not exactly the electric chair. Except for all the electricity it pumps into you."

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Look at my finger. Keep looking at my finger. I’m just going to check your prostate.

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"That wacko woman! That... That... TREKKIE!"

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YES Hypnosis

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Christopher Walken is speaking for all of us now.

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What else do I know this lady from?

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@paco all the artwork in this movie is weird

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"Right? It was on the 26th? Right?"

"Don't look at me Mr. Cuckoo"

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Writer guy tells his wife he's being referred to a psychologist who specializes in rape cases. He tells the story of him being abducted by maybe-aliens which we have seen and how they weren't human.

She thinks her husband is lying and asks him if he is either taking drugs or seeing someone else.

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She has a copy of "First Contact" on her desk. So we know she's a Star Trek fan.

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The paintings and set dressing in this moving are really something. Not something good, just something. #monsterdon #communion

@peterries it’s the scariest thing in the entire movie

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Frances Sternhagen starts punching Christopher Walken in the chair, he is paralysed from the audacity and she beats chunks out of his face

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"Look if you don't wanna go see Aliens with me just say so okay?"

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What is THIS?

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A shrinker… you know… like Benjamin Button

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Remember that the author of this story claims it is non-fiction, and that these two remained married until Anne died in 2015.

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You're gonna need something stronger than Perrier lady

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After the writer guy almost shoots his wife, the vibes of "yikes" intensify, a common result of firing guns inside your house.

The wife sends writer guy to a doctor, who listens to his story of the things he saw in his dream while we see some cool amphibians swimming about. He refers writer guy to a psychiatrist.

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'Where ya been? Shoot anyone on the way home?"

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"At night.....I sneak off to clubs.....and get rectal probed.....little men...."

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Writer guy and his wife have an argument because he thinks something is wrong with the house and wants to check it out and she thinks he's getting scared about nothing.

He tells her to "go to hell" and grabs a loaded shotgun (yikes) and starts crawling around the house, encountering one plush toy. He sees spotlights in the basement, then sees a monster moving a pot which he shoots at before it vanishes. He almost shoots his wife, but stops himself.

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#monsterdon Her name was Lola, she was a shotgun... kaboom

#monsterdon Now there is ceiling damage. And... whatever was avobe that…

Scary Clown Lamp

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So are you going to get mental help for his depression now? Before he shoots someone?
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I think the kid should stay at his grandparents home for a little while.
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@bunnyhero the louder the more helpful
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So for supportiveness I'm gonna have to give the wife a C minus, at best. #monsterdon

"I come in peace!"

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to be fair, the guy is an asshole too.

STOP TALKING OVER EACH OTHER. I DON"T CARE THAT YOURE PLAYING NEW YORKERS. #monsterdon

This is escalating rapidly.

Mom, your husband's taking a loaded gun downstairs. Please say something.

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Okay, but if this is committing to realism, there's a real risk that the shotgun implies a murder-suicide in the next few minutes 😬

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The next morning we are going for a family walk and talking about bigfoot. The wife finds a mark on the writer's neck where he dreamed about being probed.

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the writer has TWO COMPUTERS?!

has the writer ever been successful???

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35m in and we are grudgingly spoon fed a 10-second alien abduction which nobody will acknowledge for the next 20 minutes.

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Did the writer just admit to casually wandering around his woodland retreat with a loaded shotgun during a mental health break? 😬

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Heck of a dream. It had an owl in it. I mean, WOW.

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Is it different aliens each time? Is this guy some sort of intergalactic tourist attraction?

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Jawaaaas

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Wow that kid passes out FAST.

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So they have an apartment in New York _and_ a house in the country and he's a stay-at-home writer who can't right and she does what now?

Who has the trust fund?

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"Hey maybe let's STOP spending time in the country."

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Are they high

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Since we did a scary activity (seeing a halloween costume as a real bug alien) and a grumpy writer activity, we need a child activity next, so we're at a christmas play with the small children.

As they leave, the son is like "why are we sad?" the mom is like "..." and the dad is like "i'm having writer's block okay." then the child says "but... santa!" and everyone is like "yes santa is coming"

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And so they returned to the scene of the abduction. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌌👽 🛸🫣 ⁉️ 👨‍⚕️ 😱

that had better be a fake fur, missy.

Also, who puts epaulettes on a fur coat?

kid has The Shining now

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"Anything I can do? Like dismiss your emotions? Maybe poke you with a stick? Maybe call up your school bullies and have them come over and kick you?"

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Better than most Clapton songs

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Why does Lindsey Crouse have a whole extra tassel coming off her ponytail? #Monsterdon

Writer guy is in trouble with his wife because him freaking out freaked out their child, so they have an adult discussion and he's like "woah i thought that mask looked real" and she's like "okay are you having writer's block?"

The next day the writer guy is having writer's block and being a big cranky guy.

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Someone make Walken stop being my spirit animal. :: posted from the fetal position on the floor ::
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"What'cha doing? Having feelings like a little girly girl? Huh? You little wuss? Are ya?"

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Maybe it's this Rocco's Modern Life meets Night Gallery you're keeping on the walls

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What is the wife's Halloween costume supposed to be?

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help, i've been abducted and forced to watch a school play

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Surprisingly high quality filmmaking

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@catzilla Pumpkinhead would drastically improve this movie in so many ways

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This hallway is serving "The Shining" (1980).

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The traditional halloween music... bossa nova

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@fabio fess up somebody!

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Elephants are grey. Thank god we caught that line.

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The older model Walken had better trunk space

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arrrr matey, there be aliens

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"Take the kids out while we all snort cocaine, cheers!"

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You scream at the guy to take you home and then you're like "Oh we coulda taken the bus."

RUDE.

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"I vant to go home, or maybe suck yor blood, ah ah ah" #monsterdon #communion

Listen to Imhotep

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Is she high

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I've been told that this is supposed to go into the other end of the Earthling. But what do I know?

Maybe that's why stuff goes wrong.

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Behold, Earthling. Our advanced technology from beyond the star-oh shit a window

Zadov, help me open this window

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He seems more annoyed by the aliens than anything.

Like "Oh THIS shit again."

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Alien, maybe

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also on this vacation are another couple, the boy is played by Andreas Katsulas, who is G'Kar. Fun fact: his son maintains a tiny shrine to his dad with merchandise of the roles that he played. Anyway, he does foreplay with his wife/GF that involves grunting, which she considers sexy.

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Will this be the first ever LEGITIMATELY scary Monsterdon?

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When does Walken start communioning?

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WHAT IS THAT CLOCK

I WANT THAT CLOCK

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Who the eff are these people?

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After we contextualize this dude's life, he goes on a vacation with his wife and kid and other people, driving a big truck, but it's a big 80s truck not a big today truck.

He reaches a log cabin but fails to operate a keypad to open the door, continuing his "bad with technology, like paintings and computers" arc, but his wife opens it successfully.

They explore the house and then the kid sees a spider and starts freaking out.

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This couple is high as fuck

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@cd0 New York City is what you blow up, not where you abduct people. See eg: the documentary ID4.

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Why don't alien abductions ever happen in manhattan? I think the aliens are getting a really biased sample, this is really unscientific. #monsterdon

That wuss of a child is my age

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Theeeeey're heeeeeeeere #Monsterdon

everything here is PROTECTED BY ELECTRONIC SECURITY

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Okay we've established Chekov's Inability to Cook Good.

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The burnt duck followed them. #Monsterdon

why am I even here, the movie's riffing itself!

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