no but I can smell you
#monsterdon

Zeus in the streets, cuttlefish in the sheets

#monsterdon

Perseus trying to work out the plot so far.
#monsterdon

Wait an old man with a bunch of cats camped out in an amphitheater? Welcome back crazy old man from Logan's Run!
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

Perseus wakes up from his bender at the theater. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Zeus: "He will become abhorrent to human sight..."

Me: well that sure feels relatable

#monsterdon

Pegasus is a proper name? Like Steven? 🤔 #Monsterdon

Here we see Zeus playing with his action figures. Zeus, no, leave them in their hutches! Those are still in mint condition!

#monsterdon

So Zeus could have just gone down and helped the woman. Or, he could wipe out a city and leave the woman to fend for herself. This totally makes sense.

And he can hang out at a toga party chatting with the other gods and goddesses.

#monsterdon

Oh it's one of THOSE Mediterranean islands #monsterdon

Huh, was not expecting full backal nudity.

(Full bacchanal?)

#monsterdon

On second thought, why am I asking for help with work during #monsterdon ? I'm clearly an idiot.

Non-claymation nipples, hey #Monsterdon

This flood destroyng the city scene is A+ but also terrible. #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

AOAB (All Olympians Are Bastards)

#Monsterdon

I LOVE THESE EFFECTS!
#Monsterdon

Aren't those the statues with laser eyes from Never Ending Story?
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

Harryhausen so very much wanted to do Godzilla didn't he 😂

#monsterdon

RELEASE THE KRAKEN! #Monsterdon

"I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?"

Emperor Doctorius Evilus
#monsterdon

🌩️ TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTNING 🌩️

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon

@farah We had ALL the Greek mythos. Even gods and goddesses whose entire contribution to the plot was pretty much to say their name.
#monsterdon

@hollie This one was not bad, it might be worth catching up on! You will be a teeny bit disappointed though

#Monsterdon

and ROLL CREDITS - this has been a delightful #monsterdon showing some top-notch creature effects and a...smattering of Old Greek stories! for two hours but didn't feel like it was dragging on!

Well, that was pretty fun even if we did have a very creepy protagonist and almost zero characters whom I did not wish would get turned to stone.

Thus ends another #Monsterdon

BUBO AS HIMSELF??

#Monsterdon

or perhaps it will make a very mediocre movie!

Thanks @Taweret and the #monsterdon throng

Yes, definitely meeting our mendacity quota as a species.

#Monsterdon

The tide IMMEDIATELY washes the head onto the shore

#monsterdon

Monster navel!! ...he was birthed??

#Monsterdon

RICOOOOOOOOOLA

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

just noticed Neptune. he weirdly looks like that dude from Inside The Actors’ Studio

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

@nev both; the snake lady can be creepy AND hot. #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne In the book and comic book he uses the shield as a discus and decapitates her with it. That would've been awesome to pull off with stop motion! #Monsterdon

JFC how many body parts is this guy going to just start dragging around with him. Anyone have any magical feet? Cursed elbows?

#Monsterdon

it is nice that Medusa found LOUD, ACCESSIBLE ARROWS. #monsterdon

her hair is not nappy, it’s snappy

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Store-brand Cerberus

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow, Medusa's temple is really a wreck up close.

I wonder how it got so old and weathered.

Just gonna be a bunch of taunting Frenchmen on that island

#monsterdon

@ricci Fool! Perseus toots as he pleases!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The Eye is made by SAMSUNG! Just don’t let it go too long without an update. Good luck finding the USB-C port too, bucko…

#monsterdon I see we've found the lunch ladies of DOOM.

@diazona It's disorienting being so much better than #StarCrash! We needed a mediocre transition movie. This one is genuinely good!

#monsterdon

Zeus is just way too generous as a DM :/ #Monsterdon

"Give him your pet. Your beloved pet that you raised from a chick. SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!" #Monsterdon

Bubo the owl! LFG

#monsterdon

"Tis a long and perilous journey!"

C'mon, let me go back and face the peril! #Monsterdon

Oh man, just like Stella Star in Starcrash. #Monsterdon

Well maybe your ambassadors would have come back if your representatives weren't so delicious. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#Monsterdon

Talk about losing your head in a rage, hyuk hyuk hyuk!

#Monsterdon

It is bad news when your goddess's head falls off?

#Monsterdon

@JoeWynne @srol oh come on now you're literally asking for it

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

This film's kind of a reverse Beauty and the Beast huh. #Monsterdon

Wardrobe gave up, Perseus is just wearing a pillowcase in this scene.

#monsterdon

still blows my mind that Harry Hamlin was almost a baby in this movie

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Do you WANT invisible gators?!?! Because THAT’S how you get invisible gators!
#monsterdon

Pegasus when asked to come back to this spooky-ass swamp.

#Monsterdon

The unnecessarily stop-motioned Calibos 😂

#Monsterdon

Aaaaahhhh I see. It's her rejected horse-killing ex-fiancé. In a dry ice swamp.

#Monsterdon

monsterfucker roll call!

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans #monsterdong

God this is so bizarre but for once I probably can't blame the filmmakers I have to blame ancient Greeks

#Monsterdon

Something I can rate the movie very highly on is Perseus' posture. Spine like an I-Beam. #monsterdon

Why is Pegasus galloping while flying? Is that like when you hold up a cat in mid-air and they try to run away from you but end up just wiggling their paws around?

#monsterdon

...The WATER doesn't turn invisible? #Monsterdon

Unrelated to the film, my movie snack of sour patch kids has left chemical burns in my mouth. #monsterdon

"Pegasus!"

"Look, it has the cutie mark of Zeus on its butt!"

#monsterdon

TRI-STAR!!! #Monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 Meanwhile, Burgess Meredith, Maggie Smith, and Laurence Oliver can act, even when they have no idea what’s going on.

#Monsterdon

*princess Andromeda's astral projection walks in a daze towards a golden cage barely the size of a telephone booth, sits down inside of it, and is borne aloft to parts unknown by a giant turkey vulture or roc or some such*

Still more leg room in that rig than on Air Canada flights though

#monsterdon

Harry Hamlin is doing his best. I can actually see him trying to act, but he has no idea what's going on here. He is in so far over his head. #monsterdon

So, she’s getting in the cage, but she’s not really getting in the cage because she’s asleep in the bed.

Meanwhile, Perseus is just standing there, invisible and gawking, like an idiot.

#Monsterdon

I could watch this vulture all day :D #Monsterdon

Oh hey, it's the Giant Claw! I'm so glad he got work after the first movie. #Monsterdon

That's how every woman sleeps at night, little known fact

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

So a man has to solve a riddle to marry the princess and if he doesn't he dies?

Now he's going to sing Nessun Dorma?

#monsterdon #clashofthetitans

Perseus is really letting his sole exposed nipple (SEP) lead his stride. #monsterdon

@paco @goinfawr #monsterdon

OMFG that's got to be a reaction meme.

Would you question a talking shield? #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

Okay sure maybe the helmet will make him invisible but then the Nazgul will know where he is

#Monsterdon

I like Zeus's little clay dolls.

If I was a god I'd get a sand-table with little figures too. #monsterdon

Yeah, that sword slices through solid molded styrofoam #Monsterdon

It's official, Maggie Smith (Thetis) is the original Blahaj! :blobhaj_innocent:

#monsterdon

Perseus, looking around a busted-up amphitheatre in Joppa: "Why is everything in such disrepair"?

Theatre has been dying for three thousand years!

*Statler and Waldorf weigh in from a box high up in the amphitheatre* Vaudeville is dead!!

#monsterdon

"You see, after I was born, my mother and I-"

"I know all about it! Shut up with the exposition!" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Ammon! He broke his glasses, now he's got all the time in the world to read, but no way to ... read... ;)

I don't remember Zeus' divine powers being so arts-and-crafts based. #monsterdon

Oh hey casual tiddy of the 70s.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

Zeus: Murder's wrong.

Also Zeus: Lol watch me drown this city, it's hilarious

#Monsterdon

Styrofoam stonemasonry! A long lost art.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm glad that the story of my conception (probably) didn't involve a golden shower.

I need that background for my home office zooms #monsterdon

"Does it matter?"

Yeah, it's just ONE kid. Who cares, right?

Hera gets off the airplane wearing a coat that says I DON'T CARE DO U on the back >_> #Monsterdon

Marty B is more enthralling than #Monsterdon sorry folks.

A bird got stuck in the WinAmp visualizer again. #monsterdon

It's like Grecian Rivendell

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Wait who put Monty Python and the Holy Grail in the VCR?

#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

AND SIR LAURENCE OLIVIER!

No, seriously this time. #Monsterdon

Nobody puts baby in the corner #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

THEIR BLOOD IS NOT ON OUR HANDS #monsterdon