MAGGIE SMITH OH MY GODDESS

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Now you know why the ancient Greeks made statues like this. This is how they stood back then. It's just history, man.

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This is totally how I picture gods, no fashion sense and just standing around arguing

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So I assume this will definitely come back to haunt him later?

Chekhov's abandoned baby god

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Unusually chipper music for a marooning at sea. #Monsterdon

RRRESTORRE MAH HONER AN D RESPECT MAH AUTORITAH #monsterdon

I missed this but the comments were so amusing on their own I’m inspired to watch as an #alonesterdon. Can tell this was a special one

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🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

Thank you @Taweret for hosting this Excellent Epic!

and thanks @Cherizilla for the Bingo card! "Medusa's freaky head" has stayed with me since the original release of the movie.

And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: Thank you for a most entertaining and joyful toga party! Really! Careful of how you dangle your swords this week.

Ursula Andress had ONE LINE. 😕

Anne Dromedary.

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Ok literally any of those people watch, including Andromeda herself, could have killed the Kraken, if they had a magic helmet, a magic horse, a magic owl and a magic shield. #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

#monsterdon Kraken Nipples. Your argument is invalid.

Aha, he DOES say "RELEASE" the kraken!

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Why does Bubo remind me so much of Dot Matrix

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WITNESS THE POWER OF MY FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL ATTACK OWL #monsterdon

@hollie when 'my eyes are up here' isn't working #Monsterdon

this Medusa still creeps me out

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#monsterdon Thanks centurion guy for lending some money since apparently our hero didn't think to bring any?

Who knew the river of the dead was real! And in New Jersey!

Well, actually... #Monsterdon

Did anyone have Cougar Witches on their bingo card?

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Great, another rich kid who needs a fleet of sherpas to climb a hill. #Monsterdon

have always thought Tristar adopted Harrihausens’s Pegasus as their mascot

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ok friends, i'm gonna stop here. love the harryhausen, otherwise not for me. see ya next week #monsterdon

I don't get the virgin thing. If she's going to die anyway, why does she have to be a virgin when she goes? Is that a rule? If she and Perseus have some fun does that mean she's no longer pure enough to die by Krakencide? Will she live? Or get better death options?

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OH HELL NO. Do not taunt the gods infront of a statue of one. You are just asking for it now.
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“As she is my daughter, so Perseus becomes…my daughter, too.”

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YES! He got it.

THEEEE end. 😌

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The Pegasus-whisperer he is nottt 😬

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Okay those wings would be providing so much lift there's no WAY he'd be able to hold on to that lasso, this is so unrealistic

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such awesome stop motion, i love it so much

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Neat double exposure effect!

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It's a good thing he turns invisible whenever he puts the helmet on or it might be more obvious how comically undersized it is on his head. #monsterdon

That guard was one hundred percent checking out Perseus's butt there

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He really needs a backpack but that'd mean he'd have to cover his pecs and I think he'd take issue with that

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Yeah, first day in Ankh-Morpork is always a little confusing. You get used to the smell. #Monsterdon

“The helmet has the power to render the wearer invisible.”

“Invisible?”

“Invisible.”

“Invisible?”

“Invisible…but you must take off all your clothes for it to work.”

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If someone hands you their new sword the first thing you always do is hit some stone with it, edge-first.

Kind of like how you always run your friend's new car into a large boulder, right? Right?

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A cuttlefish?

Dream of the thunder god's wife :x #Monsterdon

It's a box of kittens! #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

"I myself have written a poem about it" is not something you should say when standing next to someone holding an unsheathed sword. #monsterdon

"Oh man, I had two drinks and I wake up in a city MILES away... Last time I go to a satyr party -_-;" #Monsterdon

Isn't there a Far Side cartoon where god is pushing the "smite" button?

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And as always, some Harry in the Hausen. #Monsterdon

Ughhh thank goodness I know they get out, I hate these kind of scenes 😰

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@jmjm @ohiofi for the record I would say it cannot be an *official* mascot unless @Taweret says so

We really don't have "official" anything in #Monsterdon except for the poll and the schedule

#Monsterdon like a big happy hug! Thank you @Taweret for a lovely joyful and funny trip into my core cinematic roots. That dimple will have a starring role in my dreams tonight. ;)

Star Wars: r2d2
Clash on Titans: BooBoo
verdict: TIE

Star Wars: endless crappy sequels
Clash on Titans: NO endless crappy sequels
verdict: Clash on Titans wins!

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FUCKED OFF INTO THE SEA

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"And Perseus no longer needed to turn invisible to get into Andromeda's bedroom. But he did it sometimes anyway because he was just that much of a creep."

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Any movie with the word "mendacity" in the dialog gets 11/10 in my book

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would've been funny if bubo accidentally turned perseus to stone

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Perseus, time to show up and give her head

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This movie is troublingly good. I'm spending too much time watching it and not enough time reading the #monsterdon feed.

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I was wrong! Owltoo Deetoo *is* IP68 rated! Just not buoyant. #monsterdon

So long, unnecessarily stop-motioned Calibos. Maybe you shouldn't have killed all those flying horses to begin with! 😒

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Okay, well. Good throw.

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Way to go Perseus, he just replaced the hand with a fork, YOU ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING

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I wonder what R2-OWL2's up to

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JUSTICE FOR DOUBLE DOG

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And so, having stolen the sight aid of a trio of old blind women, Perseus raids the home of a disfigured abused woman. #Monsterdon

@kiana

Invests in Crypt-currency #monsterdon

@kiana clearly not moisturiser

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Mechanical owl is ancient greek twitter

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DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE

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Bird 2 D2! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The witches would get more business if they lived closer to town.

Is .. is the owl's name seriously ... Booboo? Did I hear that right?

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@k8eb is suggesting that Perseus and Andromeda could solve the problem by simply getting it on

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Perseus’ mentor has always been El Pingüino to me

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TIME FOR THE STYGIAN WITCHES!

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@moira @JoeWynne @srol

Damn yous!

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#monsterdon "Did you love [that guy you were going to marry]?" isn't really a fair question.

Watch out, you might run into Luke Skywalker here!

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All the people covered in mud, representing their bitterness at their lack of gifts, symbolism is just all over this movie

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Perseus, I know you're Zeus's kid but NORMAL PEOPLE do NOT just waltz into lady's bedrooms :/ #Monsterdon

Alone...away from the flies.

Also she's very shy.

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"The gods are truly remarkable."

Actually they've been kinda dicks so far. #Monsterdon

no but I can smell you
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Zeus in the streets, cuttlefish in the sheets

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Perseus trying to work out the plot so far.
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Wait an old man with a bunch of cats camped out in an amphitheater? Welcome back crazy old man from Logan's Run!
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Perseus wakes up from his bender at the theater. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Zeus: "He will become abhorrent to human sight..."

Me: well that sure feels relatable

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Pegasus is a proper name? Like Steven? 🤔 #Monsterdon

Here we see Zeus playing with his action figures. Zeus, no, leave them in their hutches! Those are still in mint condition!

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So Zeus could have just gone down and helped the woman. Or, he could wipe out a city and leave the woman to fend for herself. This totally makes sense.

And he can hang out at a toga party chatting with the other gods and goddesses.

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Oh it's one of THOSE Mediterranean islands #monsterdon

Huh, was not expecting full backal nudity.

(Full bacchanal?)

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On second thought, why am I asking for help with work during #monsterdon ? I'm clearly an idiot.

Non-claymation nipples, hey #Monsterdon

This flood destroyng the city scene is A+ but also terrible. #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

AOAB (All Olympians Are Bastards)

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I LOVE THESE EFFECTS!
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Aren't those the statues with laser eyes from Never Ending Story?
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Harryhausen so very much wanted to do Godzilla didn't he 😂

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RELEASE THE KRAKEN! #Monsterdon

"I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?"

Emperor Doctorius Evilus
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🌩️ TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTNING 🌩️

(where applicable)

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@farah We had ALL the Greek mythos. Even gods and goddesses whose entire contribution to the plot was pretty much to say their name.
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and ROLL CREDITS - this has been a delightful #monsterdon showing some top-notch creature effects and a...smattering of Old Greek stories! for two hours but didn't feel like it was dragging on!

Well, that was pretty fun even if we did have a very creepy protagonist and almost zero characters whom I did not wish would get turned to stone.

Thus ends another #Monsterdon