Zeus: "Release the kraken."

Poseidon: *goes and does some stuff underwater*

Kraken: coming out of my cage and I'm feeling just fine

#monsterdon

Wrapping someone ceremoniously on a piece of cloth has to be the least effective way of drying them after a glamorous bath #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

Most of the problems in this movie would be solved if Perseus just attached that sword to his wrist with a bungee cord

#Monsterdon

“The eye is all-powerful. Now, give us back the eye!”

You just told him it was all-powerful. Why would he even consider giving it back.

OMG! He gave it back! Idiot.

#Monsterdon

You would think that the shrine of 3 women who like to eat human flesh would be easier for humans to find.

Yanno, so they can be dinner.

Right next to a highway. With blinking signs that say "FREE GOLD HERE!" and an arrow or twelve.

#monsterdon

Queen Cassiopea: "My daughter Andromeda, the most beautiful thing in the world, more beautiful than anything in heaven, more beautiful than the goddess Thetis herself..."

If I found myself in ancient Greece I would simply not let my hubris get so away from me that I would insult the gods. It would be easy for me

#monsterdon

I love the projected face effect too, it's effective without having to be CG.

#monsterdon

The best thing about this wedding is Perseus demonstrating he can cover both nipples at the same time

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

He covers up following his betrovement, for now it is not solely his nipple. It is their nipple. #monsterdon

Cutest stop-motion horsie ever!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Old theater guys sure are trusting.

You can just show up, tell him you're the son of god and he just rolls with it?

#monsterdon The princess doesn't come out because she's a ginger, and will burn in the sun.

Ah, the hero's journey: Picking up shiny things left to him by his rich, absent father.

Friggin nepo babies.

#Monsterdon

It was nice of Zeus to introduce us to all the gods one at a time.
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The motives of the gods are STILL mysterious and erratic.

#Monsterdon

KITTY!

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Kitty! I knew this was a great movie. #Monsterdon

MAGGIE SMITH OH MY GODDESS

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Now you know why the ancient Greeks made statues like this. This is how they stood back then. It's just history, man.

#monsterdon

This is totally how I picture gods, no fashion sense and just standing around arguing

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

So I assume this will definitely come back to haunt him later?

Chekhov's abandoned baby god

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Unusually chipper music for a marooning at sea. #Monsterdon

RRRESTORRE MAH HONER AN D RESPECT MAH AUTORITAH #monsterdon

I missed this but the comments were so amusing on their own I’m inspired to watch as an #alonesterdon. Can tell this was a special one

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🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

Thank you @Taweret for hosting this Excellent Epic!

and thanks @Cherizilla for the Bingo card! "Medusa's freaky head" has stayed with me since the original release of the movie.

And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: Thank you for a most entertaining and joyful toga party! Really! Careful of how you dangle your swords this week.

Ursula Andress had ONE LINE. 😕

Anne Dromedary.

#monsterdon

Ok literally any of those people watch, including Andromeda herself, could have killed the Kraken, if they had a magic helmet, a magic horse, a magic owl and a magic shield. #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

#monsterdon Kraken Nipples. Your argument is invalid.

Aha, he DOES say "RELEASE" the kraken!

#Monsterdon

Why does Bubo remind me so much of Dot Matrix

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WITNESS THE POWER OF MY FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL ATTACK OWL #monsterdon

@hollie when 'my eyes are up here' isn't working #Monsterdon

this Medusa still creeps me out

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#monsterdon Thanks centurion guy for lending some money since apparently our hero didn't think to bring any?

Who knew the river of the dead was real! And in New Jersey!

Well, actually... #Monsterdon

Did anyone have Cougar Witches on their bingo card?

#Monsterdon

Great, another rich kid who needs a fleet of sherpas to climb a hill. #Monsterdon

have always thought Tristar adopted Harrihausens’s Pegasus as their mascot

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

ok friends, i'm gonna stop here. love the harryhausen, otherwise not for me. see ya next week #monsterdon

I don't get the virgin thing. If she's going to die anyway, why does she have to be a virgin when she goes? Is that a rule? If she and Perseus have some fun does that mean she's no longer pure enough to die by Krakencide? Will she live? Or get better death options?

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

OH HELL NO. Do not taunt the gods infront of a statue of one. You are just asking for it now.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

“As she is my daughter, so Perseus becomes…my daughter, too.”

#Monsterdon

YES! He got it.

THEEEE end. 😌

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Beauty and the Beast, except what if Belle wasn't into Beast?

The Pegasus-whisperer he is nottt 😬

#Monsterdon

Okay those wings would be providing so much lift there's no WAY he'd be able to hold on to that lasso, this is so unrealistic

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

such awesome stop motion, i love it so much

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Neat double exposure effect!

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It's a good thing he turns invisible whenever he puts the helmet on or it might be more obvious how comically undersized it is on his head. #monsterdon

That guard was one hundred percent checking out Perseus's butt there

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He really needs a backpack but that'd mean he'd have to cover his pecs and I think he'd take issue with that

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Yeah, first day in Ankh-Morpork is always a little confusing. You get used to the smell. #Monsterdon

*Perseus dons the invisibility helmet* oh no now the ringwraiths can see him

#monsterdon

“The helmet has the power to render the wearer invisible.”

“Invisible?”

“Invisible.”

“Invisible?”

“Invisible…but you must take off all your clothes for it to work.”

#Monsterdon

If someone hands you their new sword the first thing you always do is hit some stone with it, edge-first.

Kind of like how you always run your friend's new car into a large boulder, right? Right?

#Monsterdon

A cuttlefish?

Dream of the thunder god's wife :x #Monsterdon

It's a box of kittens! #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

"I myself have written a poem about it" is not something you should say when standing next to someone holding an unsheathed sword. #monsterdon

"Oh man, I had two drinks and I wake up in a city MILES away... Last time I go to a satyr party -_-;" #Monsterdon

Isn't there a Far Side cartoon where god is pushing the "smite" button?

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Perseus is not "the" son of Zeus, he is "a" son of Zeus. One of many, many, many, *many* sons of Zeus.

#Monsterdon

And as always, some Harry in the Hausen. #Monsterdon

Ughhh thank goodness I know they get out, I hate these kind of scenes 😰

#Monsterdon

@jmjm @ohiofi for the record I would say it cannot be an *official* mascot unless @Taweret says so

We really don't have "official" anything in #Monsterdon except for the poll and the schedule

#Monsterdon like a big happy hug! Thank you @Taweret for a lovely joyful and funny trip into my core cinematic roots. That dimple will have a starring role in my dreams tonight. ;)

Star Wars: r2d2
Clash on Titans: BooBoo
verdict: TIE

Star Wars: endless crappy sequels
Clash on Titans: NO endless crappy sequels
verdict: Clash on Titans wins!

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FUCKED OFF INTO THE SEA

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

"And Perseus no longer needed to turn invisible to get into Andromeda's bedroom. But he did it sometimes anyway because he was just that much of a creep."

#Monsterdon

Any movie with the word "mendacity" in the dialog gets 11/10 in my book

#Monsterdon

would've been funny if bubo accidentally turned perseus to stone

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Perseus, time to show up and give her head

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This movie is troublingly good. I'm spending too much time watching it and not enough time reading the #monsterdon feed.

#ClashOfTheTitans

I was wrong! Owltoo Deetoo *is* IP68 rated! Just not buoyant. #monsterdon

So long, unnecessarily stop-motioned Calibos. Maybe you shouldn't have killed all those flying horses to begin with! 😒

#Monsterdon

Okay, well. Good throw.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Way to go Perseus, he just replaced the hand with a fork, YOU ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Perseus. My dude. Go fetch your fallen comrades. Don't just cut and run.

#monsterdon

Perseus, you idiot, the head is a WEAPON. HOLSTER THE WEAPON. #monsterdon

I wonder what R2-OWL2's up to

#Monsterdon

JUSTICE FOR DOUBLE DOG

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And so, having stolen the sight aid of a trio of old blind women, Perseus raids the home of a disfigured abused woman. #Monsterdon

@kiana

Invests in Crypt-currency #monsterdon

@kiana clearly not moisturiser

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Mechanical owl is ancient greek twitter

#Monsterdon

DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE

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Bird 2 D2! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The witches would get more business if they lived closer to town.

Is .. is the owl's name seriously ... Booboo? Did I hear that right?

#Monsterdon

@k8eb is suggesting that Perseus and Andromeda could solve the problem by simply getting it on

#monsterdon

Perseus’ mentor has always been El Pingüino to me

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans #Batman #tv #español

TIME FOR THE STYGIAN WITCHES!

#Monsterdon

qwhite typical of a certain type of karen to insult a goddess in her own damn temple.

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

@moira @JoeWynne @srol

Damn yous!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Did you love [that guy you were going to marry]?" isn't really a fair question.

Watch out, you might run into Luke Skywalker here!

#monsterdon

All the people covered in mud, representing their bitterness at their lack of gifts, symbolism is just all over this movie

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

*Tim Robinson voice* If you see a giant vulture land with a golden cage on your balcony, uhhhh you go in the cage! Yes you do." #monsterdon

Perseus, I know you're Zeus's kid but NORMAL PEOPLE do NOT just waltz into lady's bedrooms :/ #Monsterdon

Alone...away from the flies.

Also she's very shy.

#monsterdon

"The gods are truly remarkable."

Actually they've been kinda dicks so far. #Monsterdon