Cat Girl, or I Was A Mid-Twenties Furry #monsterdon

I feel like therapists are not really supposed to yell at and manhandle you quite this much

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Does she or doesn't she want to convince people that she's partly a leopard? Make up your mind, movie

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Is the leopard going to make Brian shut up? #monsterdon

#monsterdon I like to prove I'm sane by shouting "Kill Kill Kill!" out my window.

He really missed the opportunity to slap her just then

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What if it was somebody else's leopard?

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She starts singing… 🎵 Memories, all alone in the moonlight

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#Monsterdon Someone kill Brian. Kill him slowly. Make him scream. Let him get eaten by a tiger. Please god, let it come true.

Ironically, the best way to get a feline to come to you is to ignore it completely. Drives them nuts. #Monsterdon

Even though the things he's saying aren't unreasonable, I really can't stand how paternalistic the Leisure Suit Psychiatrist guy is. Like its not unreasonable to think Lenora is suffering from a delusion (even though the audience knows she's right), but the manner in which he's trying to convince her of that rubs me the wrong way.

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So... the hospital staff didn't hear a mental patient destroy the room and roar?!? #monsterdon #sanitariumlife

Sad lack of killing in this one.

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#monsterdon "Could a human being have done all this?!?"

Gestures at bad with sheets pulled off and a small table that was knocked over.

if I were a were-leopard, I would be out there living my best were-leopard life

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"I know you well enough to bypass some formalities of psychiatric procedure"

WEE OOO WEE OOO WEE OOO

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@CactuarJoe I hope his face gets eaten #Monsterdon

THE PAWS!
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#Monsterdon This is the production image they released to publicize #CatGirl1957, and I cannot disagree with this decision. 😆

wife: "so she's becoming a furry?"

me: "I'm not sure if she's _becoming_ a furry or if that's just a depiction of her feeling like she's becoming one with the cat"

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I want a scratching post!! #monsterdon

Were-leopard time!
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FUCK YEAH

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You could commit women to sanitariums for aaaannnnnnnyyyyhting.

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Oh, she turns INTO a leopard as well....

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oh we're going to different locations and everything

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The old lady with the campy German accent is still the most likeable person in this #Monsterdon IMO

i wonder if that chiffon is satin

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The American guy talks like his tongue is glued to the roof of his mouth
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Cat his ass!
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In Cat Girl movie, pussy eats you! Hah hah.
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All they need is a little squirt bottle full of water.

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Do not sign anything that American offers you to sign!

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Needed more hair pulling and slapping in that fight

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So she’s more like the frogs in Frogs? Controlling animals to kill. #monsterdon

@LK_877 Well cheating douche-canoe hubby is now cat food 🎉💀🎉 so I can go to bed content #TheCatGirl 🐆 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon MONSTER CHOMP

That's Richard down for the count. WELP

#Monsterdon well at least she won't bear any cursed children from the marriage

Faster, Pussycat! Kill, KILL!

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Damn, Barbara Shelley is pretty!
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i don't understand that dress

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Leisure Suit Psychologist thinks that Lenore needs to get away from the cool gothic castle and instead be more boring and mundane, and that doing this will cure her from her werecat like thoughts. He brings his wife to meet her, and she decides that she hates his wife and maybe wants to eat her. Instead of doing that, Lenore storms off in a huff.

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Werewolf? With a leopard? Do we know what we're jabbering on about here?

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This movie has been truncated to do the 16 x 9 aspect ratio, but you can feel the truncated bits.

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This psychologist keeps putting his hands on her, I think he needs to get eaten. #Monsterdon

“I don’t like these books, let’s burn them”

Can we kill this guy??? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the doctor needs 1000 cc’s of tranquilizers and to be sodomized by a horse. Frau Blucher will gladly supervise.

@SesameSquirrel @LK_877 aw hope you feel better!

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#Monsterdon He needs to be killed by a lethal paper cut and we’ll all cheer. Die book hurting fuckerpants.

"Your uncle imagined his soul entered the body of a leopard!"

When we know full well his soul was found in the combination washer-dryer. #Monsterdon

I'd want to get my own big cat!
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it's the

EYE OF THE TIGER...

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Grandpa died from a bad case of cat scratch fever #monsterdon #catgirl1957

My GOD man! How can she POSSIBLY get any sleep! It's 3am! She needs to zoom around the house, knock shit over, and yowl for NO REASON!

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@kb9ens no, it's liquid catnip. #monsterdon

yes, you've got hysterical woman syndrome
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#monsterdon SO when do we get to the part where the dickhead husband gets et?

My glasses? My cat-eye glasses?

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Always wary of a psychiatric doctor that almost immediately reaches for intravenous tranquilisers...

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"Everybody stay calm.....I'm an American!"

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@goinfawr kinda looked more like a face-hugging leopard for a moment there

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Don’t let it kill him! Go get a ribbon and flip it around

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The secret of the room! It's the catification room. Get in here and get your cat on.

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You can just not pass on the family curse, Uncle Joe.

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would you like to touch my monkey

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The real monster is illiteracy
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@Zerofactorial the outrageous and now banned chemicals keeping that hair solid #Monsterdon

The horror of bad taxidermy. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

Sort of scandalous that she was sleeping topless

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oh no

kitties

"ahhhh"

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#Monsterdon stuffed cats! you will be cursed to stuff cats forever!

@socketwench CATTIFICATION LEVEL 5 ACTIVATE

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The cheating couple kissing is interrupted by a leopard growl and then Uncle Vampire appears to do a cock block, then briskly introduces himself to the party and assigns people rooms for the night.

Later, Coat girl is sleeping in the nude, a good sign that she might be a secret lycanthrope, until she is woken up by the aunt lady who I thought was a servant and summoned to a secret meeting with Uncle Vampire who will presumably teach her witchcraft or how to turn into a werecat.

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I would say the cat curse might be because your family shot and killed all those cats.....

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“What is this?! A school for cats?!”
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#Monsterdon gramma is a pervert. I love it. Supple heaving breasts. Bountiful birthing hips…

Put on your flimsiest negligee and come talk to uncle Dracula! #Monsterdon

I mean, of course the husband and wife wouldn't share a room, this isn't _that_ kinda film come on #monsterdon

these are all founding members of the leopards eating their faces party

one hopes

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The housekeeper prepared a separate room for Leonora's husband, and he just accepted it! 🤣

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@gnomon@mastodon.social Oh yay, I've always wanted to pat a leopard!

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you disobeyed my hors'doeuvres

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I love how her response to "You were instructed to come alone" was "I asked them to come with me!"

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"I can't stand much more of this without a drink"

He speaks of his life in general

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Actually, I am JUDGING #BarbaraShelley's Leonora POORLY for marrying that douche-canoe #TheCatGirl 🐆 #Monsterdon
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The other pubgoers decide to lighten up the mood by playing piano and complaining about how spooky the hotel is and how rude their host is for not greeting them, which murder mysteries have taught me is standard procedure for anyone British who lives in a big house where someone gets murdered at.

The plot thickens, as the dancing wife and Suit Man, the husband of Coat girl, are having a secret affair, which they think Coat Girl will be mad at.

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speaking of school for ghouls, this is from scooby-doo and the ghoul school:

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Don't mind me, dear, I'm just setting myself up to get eaten! #Monsterdon

"How 'bout a light in here?" Yes. Good idea. #Monsterdon

i can hardly tell the two men and the two women apart, so it's just as well i've started thinking of them as "the polycule"

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It's a hair raising experience. #monsterdon

It's the House of the Nearly Dead

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Her husband seems like a real prize. So does her uncle. No wonder she’s so …subdued? #monsterdon

blah blah family curse but the servant serves the devil man anyway #Monsterdon

After some credits that I missed by blinking and the Howl of a Jungle Cat, this movie starts with a scene in a British pub; we meet some exciting characters like Suit Man, his wife Coat Lady and his friend Leisure Suit Psychiatrist and also, the Dancing Couple.

From the depth of their conversations, I can tell this is going be one of those #monsterdon movies where the story depends on me catching lots of subtle backstory details each character, a thing I am fabulously bad at. Uh-oh.

#Monsterdon of course the family curse will be easily defeated by doorknobs and disappearing thumbs.

DUDE! Clearly you believe in the polygamous form of marriage, you cretin #TheCatGirl 🐈‍⬛ #Monsterdon

He has the morals of an alley cat!

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Checkov's Phycologist

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