You get a RING when you steal a car?? #monsterdon

Tropicana Chudder #Monsterdon #CHUD

because this is the 80s and we're on the cusp, I'm not sure if that splash of colour is supposed to be blood or, like, fruit punch.

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The monster is whoever teased Lauren's hair #monsterdon

You can tell she's not from NYC. No native would stop if they saw garbage move.
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'—and then the C.H.U.D.S. came at me.'
—H. Simpson

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I looked down, then looked up to an explosion of something.

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Must have been the effect of drinking all those Tropicana Chuggers and that bottle of Night Train Express.

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These boxes hate her!

Tropicana Chugger?! But I just met 'er! #Monsterdon

If only I could hope that Laure will dump this unemployable leech.

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this movie takes place in the same universe as Home Alone and this is Kevin's dad's bohemian artist second-family #monsterdon

...Tropicana *chugger* man they really named things, huh #Monsterdon

I have questions about this "Tropicana Chugger".

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Are the monsters in this one goopy, or just grimy?

ah nevermind, I'll wait and see #monsterdon

These guys just move trash from one pile to another

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Got into #Monsterdon a few minutes late on account of tubi not serving up CHUD in Canada yeah those sewer bums are elusive
(archive.org to the rescue!)

Follow or filter the hashtag as you would!

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Is that the actual etymology of "chud"?

Cat scare from boxes in 3...2...1.. #monsterdon

@rallias Opening scene worth watching, + hobos = good, then skip a bunch of dialogue w/ John Heard as a photographer.
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#Monsterdon He always makes me think he’s just getting over the flu. The color and his cosmetics make me feel “hes just been sick” a little

tropicana chugger. is that what he was drinking when he agreed to the fashion shoot? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon is there a basement chud? or just a friendly racoon

omg... "today I'm gonna shoot Lauren?" #monsterdon

I do like that pixie haircut the neighbor has. It's survived a lot of decades.

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Tropicana Chugger

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Shoot Lauren? Doesn't that sound a bit extreme?
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Love that Tropicana Chugger!

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This guy just doesn't want to keep any appointments or deadlines. #monsterdon

All 80s basements connect to a semi independent subreality backroom of steaming pipes, outdated HVAC equipment, and schlitz boxes.

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Is it time to get the love interest eaten already? Moving fast, eh. #Monsterdon

He's going to shot his girlfriend!

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#C.H.U.D.

I really don't miss answering machines.

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I've been in basements like that (actually broke the bare bulb with my head one time)
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I wonder what the CHUDs are doing right now?

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@brooke no you don't: that's nostalgia, fucking with you 😜

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What do bums do on their day off?

They sit on their BUMS! #monsterdon

Shit, I forgot #Monsterdon . What'd I miss so far?

She's getting got. #monsterdon

oooooh foreshadowing, with the conspiracy theory about underground something something (tbh I kind of missed it)

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Of all the nights to lose track of time D: #monsterdon

Well, Spike has looked better....

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I love that pixie cut going grey on a young-ish woman look.

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Wait, the way to the fashion shoot is through the abandoned basement?

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Good thing he has an Expository Girlfriend

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Rats in these walls are very loud. Must have been a Sicilian pizza rat.
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This basement is super sus.

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@helianthropy

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So far, lots of exposition.

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All dudes in these movies are terrible, terrible dudes and none of them ever rate the very attractive women they're with

#Monsterdon i miss phones with cords

Uh oh, a kid.

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wait, when are we going to see Charlton Heston's Upper Denture?

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As I'm studying Spanish via Duolingo, I am now stricken with the inevitable crossover.

"Duo, no puedo caminar sobre esa calle. Hay C.H.U.D.s!"

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It looks like my hard drive with Plex media finally went kaput 😢 Thankfully I prepared for this and have everything backed up on a NAS but it means I am stuck watching one of the lousy ad-supported versions today

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@RobynGoodfellow I think it's "Elon"

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I don't think anybody in this movie is going to get much of anything before they, you know

get it

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Me at work next year: What do bums do on their day off?

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Live-action Nagel painting

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Crap I looked down and missed what the Spanish was for butt pimple. #Monsterdon #CHUD

That young John Heard, when he was desperate, I guess

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Was that Chekov's sword on this guy's wall? #Monsterdon

#RootPost for #Monsterdon

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Ah, the days when answering machines were new technology and they had full sized cassettes in them.

oh my glob is absolutely EVERYONE in this film going to annoy the snot out of me

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Tonight on #monsterdon Ｃ．Ｈ．Ｕ．Ｄ．(yes, I got a bit delayed)

do kids these days know about screening calls via answering machine?

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I wonder what percentage of the movie’s budget went toward that Leica.

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I love that John Heard is in this movie.
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It's the ketchup stain on his cut off shirt that really completes his 80s schlub look.

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I'm need that shot for the Hot Hobos of New York spread. #monsterdon

Answering machine is same as Cameron's from "Ferris Bueller" #monsterdon

George, you know he can't hear you if you don't pick up, right?
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@moira sorry, who?

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I am apparently buffering constantly no matter which place I try to watch #monsterdon but I'll be trying to keep up with the feed anyway.

remember answering machines?

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#Monsterdon this rear window remake has a much buffer james stewart

Love to walk my small dog in the middle of the night. A big dog, maybe. #monsterdon

El Chud. #Monsterdon #CHUD

@kshernandez And unique style.
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Classy.

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Wow John Heard was 12. Holy cow.

'Slow-moving vehicle'—the movie nearly starts with its own review.

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They Live 2: This Time It's A Camera #Monsterdon

@flowerpot Hobos with purpose... #monsterdon

For the kids in the audience, that's called a film camera.

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"Slow Moving Vehicle"

Didn't realize that Cybertrucks were around in 1984

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This was Megaweapon's first role, you know.

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New York has the best hobos. Hands down.
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Oh. The archive I found has subs. In Spanish?
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This may be the most aggressively 80's movie we've done in a long time

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the pigeon knows.

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Phew. At least the pigeon made it. #Monsterdon #CHUD

*nom* *nom* *nom* garbage :3
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Parnell Hall. in case we need to know who to blame later on. #monsterdon

Yep, that's how I look whilst planning my lectures for graduate quantum mechanics

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Really was expecting the street sweeper's ankle to get grabbed next. #monsterdon

I didn't check "Does the Pigeon Die!" #monsterdon

So far, the scariest scene is the street-sweeper almost swept up a pigeon.

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FMC

for the motherfucking cannibals

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