Uh-oh, Dick-Beard is onto their subversion....

#monsterdon

So this is where the rich people and their "we've fucked Earth, let's flee to Mars" got their idea from?

#monsterdon

March 5th!? Holy crap, we're practically watching this movie on the right date! #Monsterdon

inverted pyramids everywhere in this subterranean world. wishful trickle up economics?

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

they're now playing charades but with picture because TV wasn't a thing ever, i guess

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

"Yes, Brain, but what if the hippopotamus doesn't want to wear the tutu?"

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

Wat? No triangular swimming pool?
#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

Look, the triangles just aren't practical, let's just accept this.

#monsterdon

Is that thing on the wall an omega symbol filled with all gender symbols? At the end of the world LGBTQ+ have merged as one.
#Monsterdon #BeyondTime

Triangle TV screens seem like they'd be awful.

#monsterdon

the amount of wrecked 1940s and 50s furniture is making my DIY heart pitter-patter a little harder

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

i mean it does look lik 2024 around here

accurate so far

#monsterdon

Starting to remind me a bit of Stephen King's "The Langoliers." #Monsterdon

"...Major Tom, this is ground control."

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

haha "I'm not sure" is a solid answer

#monsterdon

That's a Storm Trooper helmet

#monsterdon

nose up nose nose up

#monsterdon

star wars scroll! (yes i know it predates star wars, obviously) #monsterdon

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
#Monsterdon

that one shot of the inside of the mutants' cell was taken from a fritz lang movie??? they used fritz lang as random stock footage????

#Monsterdon

I want to click 'like' on every. single. comment. from tonight's #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
ATM, big groups of toots are still arriving.

So I'll say good evening and go through the timeline tomorrow.

Thank you yet again
@Taweret
for hosting this event. Also send our appreciation to the mutants in your basement.

And to all of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad, thank you! I learned so much from your insights....

You know, a movie can be enjoyed even if there are problems with the
music, costumes, acting, set quality, plot, SFX, crew skills, directing, sound, makeup...

oof that was a dumb one #monsterdon

I actually was able to watch the #Monsterdon movie this week. But i did not toot along with it. The movie was ok. interesting to note that in 1960 Triangles were viewed as futuristic like that.

movies like this are why boomers think there are people in charge of things, huh #monsterdon

Wow. Actually watched the #Monsterdon movie today! But no phone, so no live-tooting.

But...

SO. MANY. TRIANGLES!

For many of us, the #Monsterdon monster this week was the painfully bad AI colorization.

Thank you, @Taweret@octodon.social ! #monsterdon

anyway thanks @Taweret for hosting and let us all learn from the choice we made last week

#monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

They didn’t have time to coordinate the actors on a single pronunciation of “Trirene” because they’d spent the whole budget on inverted pyramids. Just went all in.

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

@sean @Taweret and TRIANGLES! Don't forget the triangles!

This was the most Triangular #Monsterdon EVAR!

@k8eb @moira not enough executive producers attending to details, smh #monsterdon

It's over... Or is it?
2024 is still here.
In the room with you!
#Monsterdon #BeyondTime

Narrator: They did not, in fact, think about it.

#Monsterdon

birbs fell asleep during the movie
#Monsterdon

That sure was a horny movie before most of the characters died

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon but why was he in an operating room and why did the nurse scream at his face if they were operating… not on his face…

Um

So, yeah, that happened

...maybe "happened" is giving it too much credit actually

Thanks for hosting @Taweret!

May the triangles be with you #Monsterdon

I'm confused and upset by the lack of monster in this movie

i partly blame myself, i was fool enough to vote for it

#monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

Plague infection or just really bad age makeup?

We've got a lot to think about!

Thanks for the Daylight Saving's Time Warp #Monsterdon @Taweret !

Thank goodness all we had to do in real life was ban CFCs to save the ozone and prevent Cosmic Ray Infections!

and now bedtime.
g'night Monsterdonites.
you think about that ring and how to stop the sun doing sun-things! you think long and hard!
seeya next week. ;)
#Monsterdon
#BeyondthetimeBarrier

thanks team, thoroughly enjoyed my first #monsterdon and all associated laughs, looking forward to more

WERE THERE NO RINGS IN 1960?

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

I think that I can speak for all of 2024 when I say we'd kind of prefer the solar flare doomsday to *waves hand* all of this. #Monsterdon

the trippy colorization added to it #monsterdon

@randy_s
Oh wow I'm glad we did not watch the colorized version. That is horrifying.

#monsterdon

Our special guest star, BOOM MIC! Wow that is a big one deep in shot.
#Monsterdon #BeyondTime

Huh...I was not expecting, they fuck off into thoughts and prayers as the ending. oh well

#Monsterdon

🦖I hope everyone will be getting their space plague vaccination next week. 💉

#Monsterdon
#BeyondTheTimeBarrier

well that was abrupt
#Monsterdon

Wow, that was a ... movie.

Highlights were definitely:
- The set
- The fight choreography

#monsterdon

FIN.

By which I mean that whole thing was pretty fishy. #monsterdon

Well, THAT'S CERTAINLY AN ENDING. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Gentlemen, we've got a lot to think about."

...!!?!

THAT'S A WRAP, FOLKS

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight we had a futuristic fever dream, including:
- A cosmic plague!
- Mutants!
- Single crosses, double crosses, triple crosses!
- Phase 1, Mutants! Phase 2, ??? Phase 3, Profit!
- A scary old person!
- [EDIT] And sooooo many triangles!

#BeyondTheTimeBarrier

So ends another #Monsterdon. Thanks, as always, to @Taweret for hosting and to all posters and lurkers. And remember, #Monsterdoners: You are from a nation of speaking people. How glorious that must be!

well, there was barely a plot there but there sure were a lot of triangles

ty for joining, everyone!!!

#monsterdon

It's up to you, the viewers, to prevent this tragedy #Monsterdon

Here, have the plague ring.

#Monsterdon

lol cigar guy 😆
#monsterdon

Just give him a cigarette, he'll be fine
#Monsterdon

SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM

#monsterdon

no smoking in the operating room!!!!

#Monsterdon

well, he's at least as mentally sound as any of us are, having watched an hour and 15 minutes of this flick. #monsterdon

So what actually happened was: dude flew to 2024, got the plague, came back to 1960 planning to talk them out of nuclear war, but instead he brought the 2024 plague back to 1960 and everybody died earlier. #monsterdon

The guy with the cigar

#monsterdon

LMAO I'm crying laughing, were they operating on him this whole time and suddenly noticed he's old??? Lol my god

#Monsterdon

ahahaha is this still the same movie? #Monsterdon

(screaming)
My god, what is wrong!
It is an OLD PERSON!!!!
NOOOOOOO
#Monsterdon

♫ Theme of Pentagon~ ♪ #Monsterdon

Why is only his face wrinkly?

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou It’s a big change from the norm for #monsterdon!

Wait did he land the plane while unconscious?

#monsterdon

I miss the triangles

#monsterdon
#BeyondTheTimeBarrier

#monsterdon Where was that awooga sound effect like 60 minutes ago??

“We are going to prevent the plague.” This movie is out there! #Monsterdon

i can't believe they are going to actually go for solve the plague in the last 5 minutes #monsterdon

that is NOT a rocket engine sound

#Monsterdon

ooooh they _un_transporter cloned him okay

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

Our intrepid suborbital space-captain returns from whence he came - having somehow refuelled his aeroplane in a desolate, abandoned airfield...

#monsterdon

@arisummerland @SnoopJ To be fair almost everything that happened in this movie happened in the last 10 minutes so maybe they can squeeze in some coffee in the remaining 7 or so

#Monsterdon

Lol, they only just noticed he got old?!

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe
No, you see, it was the nuclear bombs. That sent radioactive dust into the atmosphere. That destroyed the protective atmospheric layer that had been there since the beginning of time. That let the solar flare through.

#monsterdon

Zapp Brannigan vibes #monsterdon

what other subplots are left that take 10 minutes, we either have nothing or like four other movies we need to deal with #monsterdon

everyone! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE! we can save tinkerbell and prevent the plague!

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

"Beyond the Time Barrier is a Saturday Night Drive-In classic in every sense: it was made on a shoestring budget in 10 days"

THAT explains it
#monsterdon

@arisummerland I wish! Some coffee would have really helped move this thing along.

#Monsterdon

My grandaughter dead! Well at least my blackorbs are already funerary-themed. #monsterdon

"look I got a dead body I can walk anywhere I want" #monsterdon

That one mutant really is a leg man.
#Monsterdon #BeyondTime

...I think I prefered the silence to the Scary Tuba Noodling. #Monsterdon

why did she die? i looked away for one second. #monsterdon

Trireme! Terrine! Tureen! Whatever your name is! #monsterdon

“Take off that flight suit!”

“Why don’t you take it off me?”

That was some top shelf homoeroticism. #Monsterdon

oh they remembered music exists

#monsterdon

THIS is mass murder??? THIS? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Damn, bro! "Not for long." (bang)

@allanb I think his shirt was red. Watching in B&W though. #Monsterdon

So no plot for an HOUR, and then all hell breaks loose. Wow. #Monsterdon