#monsterdon Jesus, have the presence of mind to shuffle to the front. The floors are IN FRIKKEN ORDER after all. CAPS LOCK! Aarrrrrgggg!

So many missing people … #Monsterdon

It's alarming/not alarming at all
how many of our movies begin with gaslighting the only woman in a speaking role

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@paco I think “I have no idea what I’m doing” was an excuse not to interview for a job with Mr. Franz, after seeing him talking to the dolls like people.

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The Mail Pouch ... dum dum dum ...

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I've been watching The Sopranos. People just "disappearing" one day is kind of expected now.

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Watch your mail sack there Agar. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

He's like evil Mr. Rogers in that sweater.

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her hat has a very silly fascinator

Least busy mail carrier ever. Just one letter. No mail bag or nothing.

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nurse, bride, housewife... Doesn't he have anyhing more modern, like an anarchist one?
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Plot twist: he's serving papers for a lawsuit from Mattel. #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople #PuppetPeople1958

#monsterdon I sure hate the constant 50s plot lines of a guy being a boundary-crossing jerk and being amused at the woman not liking it!!!

#Monsterdon Lady, I am afraid of him and he’s fictional from my point of view.

Third floor! Ladies Lingerie!

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And other picture post cards. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

That was very forced fake laughter.

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So far the only dude in this movie isn't a creep is the delivery guy

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Oh my God, what an asshole…

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Ah the 1950s what a time to be a woman like how wonderful to be surrounded with such gentlemen :blobrollingeyes: #Monsterdon

@blogdiva Ooh. Very ominous start! #Monsterdon

Salesboy

Are you a cop?

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He just makes me feel ookey. #monsterdon

Weird boss talking to his own products, red flag

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I don't want to get you into trouble, but I sure do want to get you to do the thing that will get you into trouble.
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YES DROWN HIM OUT WITH TYPING

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“I’m not afraid of my boss, except when he talks to the dolls and threatens to turn me into one.”

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Worst laugh ever..

And here we have the handsome male protagonist of our movie, coming in showing his misogyny right off the bat, just as expected in a #Monsterdon movie

Bob's gonna get turned into a puppet/doll #monsterdon

@paco As one does.
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That laugh deserves to be shrunk down and put in a tube.

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WOW salesboy you uh

Dangit no one dies here do they

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Dude's giving off vibes.

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any man who tells me not to get excited gets slugged.

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"I could set you on fire, would that work?"

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Is every male in this movie creepy?

…

Oh, wait. 1958. The answer is yes.

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I'm not sure but it seems like it would be cheaper to make dolls rather then dollizing people. Probably why Dolls Incorporated is losing so much money
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I can't work with this typewriter, it's only 1 inch tall. I can fix that..

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this salesman is also icky

Rude doggin it!

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There should be a tiny cash ledger inside with that doll #monsterdon

John Agar! Best scifi actor ever!

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sally sure has settled into taking over this office. good for her.

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With typing speed like that, she could get a real secretarial job

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The Doll Guy is already connected to a series of missing persons.

Mmm.

Hmm.

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TIME SKIP #monsterdon

#monsterDon so wtf happened to the woman who we already saw?

His "Well HELOOOOO" makes me want to shoot him in the teeth.

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#Monsterdon You could just uncork Janet and let her get back to work.

Dammit Janet!

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"Oh I don't know, it's around here somewhere, try looking behind the buckets of body parts."

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Men. 🙄 #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

@SRLevine

"Will anyone notice if you go missing?"

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imagine if they remade this movie today. the part of Franz would be played by the grossest, 4channest, figurine-obsessed gross person, but pretending to be normal. the audience would be screaming by this point.

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NARRATOR: He didn’t make a note of it.

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Weird that she went to work for a TV station in Minneapolis after being an office receptionist at a doll factory, but, well, any job will do

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Oh my god, what's wrong with you, "Don't tell strange men that you're all alone in the world," is literally the first thing we learn as females, did she not go to her seminar or what

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Strange equipment for a doll maker.

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Coming in a little late but is anyone else watching #Monsterdon with #Tubi get a weird AI generated ad with random fragments of words and prhases by offscreen speakers thorughout? what absolute AI Slop was i just subjected to? ​:neocat_dizzy:​

#monsterdon She wanted a job, and when it waggled itself in her face she got shy!?! It's not like you have to FETCH THE COFFEE WOMAN!!! ;)

@flowerpot
Collectors...

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#monsterdon A bride, a housewife... get it yet, lady? You're not supposed to work in an office, your supposed to be a homemaker. That job listing was a trap

Dolls Incorporated is my favorite riot grrrl band

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Telling someone you can't do the job you show up to apply for is an interesting job hunting strategy.

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Wait, she's supposed to be working for Cathay (Pacific)? That's a definite upgrade

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Run, lady

Runnnnn

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#monsterdon holy shit that was already creepy "do you like my dolls" I have rarely been so frightened

Kinda like his performance, he's honestly not a terrible Evil Gepetto

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AAAHHHH - they're cut-outs of photographs in the tube!

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"Oh, no, once I found out that you're all alone in the world and it is unlikely that anyone will check on your whereabouts... you're perfect!"

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He'll take it where?

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An old guy asking "Do you like my dolls" never ends well.
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#monsterdon Hanz and Franz! And were here to mysteriously shrink you, dry you, and PUT YOU ON A COUNTER.

THE FUCKING PATRIARCHY.

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I have NO IDEA how to answer the phone! #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

The back, BACK, back room, I see.

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"How much experience do you have?"
"Well I was shrunk down by Matel for a year..."
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Married ? Live with your family? Social security number? Biography?

Why are the tube dolls threatening to touch?! WHY ARE THE TUBE DOLLS MORE DANGEROUS?!
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those are not good interview questions, stick to your guns and say nope!

Sally Reynolds, future tiny woman in a glass jar

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🎶 Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet🎶

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(John Hoyt, by the way, was in basically every TV show ever made in the 50s and 60s i believe.)

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Dolls Incorporated spun off the doll business to focus on their more important business, guided missiles
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"I fashion my dolls from all walks of life."

Yeah? Where are the BLACK dolls?! Huh? #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople

"These are the dozen Brownie Scouts that came to tour the factory yesterday, plus their chaperone."

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"Of course - I handle real people in exactly this fashion too" #monsterdon

Deep in the heart of Death Valley...

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🎶 Dolls Incorporated
🎶 D O L L S YES!
🎶Dolls Incorporated…

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#Monsterdon They used to be re…. Er I mean they are my friends!

Still at it? Turning your nurse into that doll is what got you kicked out of Starfleet, doc.

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Nothing creeping going on here. Move along. #monsterdon

"Do you like my dolls" is not actually a great pickup line.

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@_L1vY_ Who!? #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople 🤭

#monsterdon I will assert now that this is where the Puppetmaster horror movies began. ;)

Dolls Incorporated grew up in the 1980s to become Kids Incorporated.

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So many red flags and we’re only 5 minutes in.

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Why do you have a paper cup dispenser mounted over a floor safe - and no water bottle to be seen?

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"Young lady, do you like my dolls?" <-- creepiest first line for an old guy in a white coat in all of film history