Oops. That guy really let his head get away from him. #monsterdon #crabrave

Nervous. I'm not nervous. Just a little high strung, that's all.

#Monsterdon

"no animal noises of any kind" was a rule at the last airbnb I stayed at
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Chekov's Radio.
No signal at some point. Amiright?

ah the pretty doctor #monsterdon

so 🦀 killed the birds? Flying crabs?
#monsterdon

every group always got that one guy talkin’ about omens #monsterdon

McFly!

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

#Monsterdon That was no mistake, sir.

okay the whole "no sound, no animal noises of any kind" thing is legit creepy. just too bad they had to tell us about it than let us figure it out.

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

"...something in the air is ... wrong"
"sorry, that was me"

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

I respect a movie that opens with decapitation. Snip snip. Let's get crabby! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon legit ive wanted to see this movie again, it gets into some juicy philosophical territory that corman never should have broached

#monsterdon Somewhere in the depths of a murky beachhead a cabbage awakens.

“Of all the meats, human head meat is the sweetest.” - Cecil T Crabb

#Monsterdon

wow blue noses O.O #monsterdon colorized

Googly eyes! Bible quotes Accents! This movie's got it all!

#monsterdon

That guy's chiclet teeth are blinding #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

decrabitated #monsterdon

Maybe their bodies are gone, but not their souls? OMG, I hope they do a seance.

#monsterdon
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So we’re wasting no time introducing the monster, huh? #monsterdon

"...and he just wanted to get .. ahead"
"Too soon, Frank. Too soon."

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

because he's highly strung (highly strung!) oh highly strung, he's undoooooone

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

I love pineapple upside-down crab!

#monsterdon
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Biblical quotation; ominous abandoned island. Man overboard - and oh no! First victim!

(Best not to lose our heads...)

#monsterdon

Of course we brought dynamite.

And we have our first casualty - bit his head right off.

#Monsterdon

oh no the giant crab replaced him with a headless mannequin

#monsterdon

okay, 3 minutes in, and minus one cast member to Crab-based violence. 👍 #monsterdon

Broach is nautically correct but normally I've dealt with the wind overpowering the boat and pitching the bow into the water
#monsterdon #sailfacts

I'm not sure if starting with a bible quote is a sign of a good bad movie or just a bad movie?
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unable seaman #monsterdon

Wow, crabbe attack already? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon is crumbling and some blame the lack of welcome

scale issues should be on this bingo card because 1 metre above the ocean, 4 metres below the ocean

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

"How did a nervous guy like you getn into demolitions?"
"I'm not nervous, just a little high strung."

#Monsterdon

Crabs are already getting ahead of themselves #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

lol @ first monster death! #monsterdon

The Professor. On another island. #Monsterdon

You can't see it from the shore and we can't afford a long shot so you're going to have to take my word for it. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

I see this movie is going to be a brisk 1 hour and 3 minutes which is how long more movies would be if directors weren't cowards #monsterdon

I liked the font used in the opening credits it shows this motion picture Means Business like an IBM S/390 Mainframe #Monsterdon

My barely a year old 65 inch OLED TV just died this afternoon so we’re watching tonight’s #monsterdon on my old enough to vote Sony Bravia, airplayed from my Mac. For a tech nerd, I sure do hate technology.

I'm going to be tweeting about
#monsterdon and
#AttackOfTheCrabMonsters for the next couple of hours in case you want to mute me.

@Taweret god nopes out #monsterdon

wait is this a Die Hard movie #monsterdon

Oh, crab ghosts? May we be so lucky!

🦀 #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

@moira CHIEF!? #Monsterdon #mst3K

im the beast #monsterdon

MC CLOUD!!

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

@ryan nah, that's what evolution said #carcinization #monsterdon

Here for #attackofthecrabmonsters on #Monsterdon

@brooke Who are the heroes though

#Monsterdon #TeamCrab

Love a good religious voice over. #Monsterdon

ok i'm switching back to tubi because the shout-tv apple tv app is garbage #monsterdon

god bless the illustrator animator knowing what is completely perfect #monsterdon

McCloud!

#monsterdon
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body and soul isn't a bad album, don't be so down about it

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Lack of welcome. Lack of a fighting life. Lack of a script. Lack of dialogue.

#Monsterdon

@Louisa that’ll show ‘em #monsterdon

@JoeWynne Say what you want about his films but he never lost a dime. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

i didn't know the bible talked about giant killer crabs

#monsterdon

Undesea owls? And giant tentacles? I;m not sure the artist working on the credits knew what movie this was for.
#Monsterdon #AttackoftheCrabMonsters

"Make that line fast!"

It's rope, sir, it only goes so quickly. #Monsterdon

Cheesy as they may be, I kinda dig these opening credits. The 10 Commandments style vo I could do without. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Tentacles? Crabs? I'm struggling. Not a zoologist.

I hit play on time this week. Everyone clap.

Crab monsters here I come!

#Monsterdon

...So God went with floods the first time, and CRAB the second time? Good god, what kind of rainbow is he gonna send NOW? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon This feels like we're about to hear "DUCK DODGERS IN THE 24TH and a half CENTURY!" at any moment.

and god said, CRABS! #monsterdon

And we open with a biblical-type quote ...

#Monsterdon

Yes, replace humans with 🦀 !
#monsterdon

@Louisa beautiful xD

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And the lord said, let there be crabs #monsterdon 🦀

jumping into #monsterdon late

love this intro, forgot about it tottally

This opening credit art is A+. #monsterdon

OOOOOF Bible quote right out of the gate. Gutpunch!

#Monsterdon

God's the narrator tonight apparently

#monsterdon
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so uh .. *adjusts glasses* we doin crabs? #monsterdon

I just finished reading #Radicalized by @pluralistic & WOW!

I had been planning on reading one story per night, but couldn't put it down after the first one!

I WAS ALMOST LATE FOR #Monsterdon - that's how damn good it was.

I'm going to have a hard time leaving it in the #LittleFreeLibrary we're setting up at work!

i like this hand-drawn title art #monsterdon

Hand-drawn intro animations, this is guaranteed to be good.

🦀 #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

@brooke it sure looks trippy #monsterdon

I actually don't hate the art on the opening credits!

I expect this to be the actual best part of this movie.

#Monsterdon

the archive upload of this is pretty chronchy, like crab 🦀 #monsterdon

CORMANOMICS

This movie cost $70,000* to produce and made an estimated $1,000,000!
Corman was a genius at knowing how to draw in customerss and make movies on the cheap.

* Several of these dollars went into creating the crab monsters.

#AttackOfTheCrabMonsters #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Is disturbing this film" ?? Disturbing?

Oh. Distributing.

Hells bells! It's Mel Welles! #Monsterdon

I downloaded the colorized version of tonight’s #Monsterdon flick because it was higher resolution. I can already tell this was not my best decision.

Once again don’t know how much I’ll be posting, but participating in #Monsterdon, so mute the tag/this thread if you don’t wanna hear about giant crab monsters.

just mashed play on Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957) for #monsterdon

Everything was peaceful... And then the Allied Artists attacked! #Monsterdon

🦀
#Monsterdon

Oh and I guess I'm doing #monsterdon I just decided. If it's anything like my last few times, i will pass out like 40 minutes into the movies because I'm old.

I think you can get a medicated shampoo for th... oh hey! WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!! #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters