"...what do you mean, you don't like fishin'?"

this is what it feels like to grow up in the south. this right here

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Ah, at last we have a clear villain! #Monsterdon #Mastoween

wait _wait_ collar is named Chad?

#monsterdon #mastoween #tuckeranddalevsevil

and what looks like what happened is pretty nasty!

#monsterdon #mastoween #tuckeranddalevsevil

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA WALK IT OFF AHAHAHAHAHA #mastoween #monsterdon

POOR DALE IS TRYING TO BE HELPFUL SHUT UP TUCKER

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

"Clears throat officiously" #mastoween #monsterdon

WE HAVE GOT TO HIDE ALL OF THE SHARP OBJECTS!

#monsterdon #mastoween #tuckeranddalevsevil

"We've had a doozy of a day."

#Monsterdon #Mastoween

"Do we look like a couple of psycho killers?"

Well, uh #Monsterdon #Mastoween

ah, a two-for-one scene

#monsterdon #mastoween #tuckeranddalevsevil

holding dead body

"we have had a... doozy of a day."

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

i LOVE how the black guy looks at the white guy after the white guy says "the cops won't help us", PRICELESS

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

"Just let me murder someone with an axe, c'mooooon!" #Monsterdon #Mastoween

thank you, like, the only black dude in the movie recognizing that the white dude is fucked up

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

blue shirt guy is a psychopath!!!

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

#mastoween #monsterdon Blue shirt Chad is a fucking psychopath.

#Mastoween

"A few murders and you all freak out."

#Monsterdon
#TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

"smoking isn't good for you, kelly."
"YEAH WELL DYING ISN'T GOOD FOR YOU EITHER"

HOLY SHIT LMAO

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

"It's a suicide pact!"

#Monsterdon #Mastoween

Look, just kill Chad and everything will work out. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Tucker's agent must have really been on the ball to keep his perfectly white teeth underneath all that blood #monsterdon #mastoween

That old cinematic chestnut, Chekhov's wood chipper

#monsterdon #mastoween

i feel like this should be required viewing for conflict resolution training tbh

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

#mastoween HEAD FIRST RIGHT INTO THE WOODCHIPPER!!! #Monsterdon

"my friends can be kinda judgemental"

HOOO BOOOY

#monsterdon #mastoween #tuckeranddalevsevil

i feel so bad for tucker and dale bc you know the justice system will not be kind to them #monsterdon #mastoween

HEADFIRST RIGHT INTO THE WOOD CHIPPER

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#mastoween #monsterdon I love how she's just helping out and these fucking kids think he's making her dig her own grave. Lmao

this movie is amazing at recontextualizing dialogue

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Meanwhile, Tucker is one banana peel away from committing a Fargo. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

#Mastoween Wood Chipper Tips

What are the chances that either of these guys have watched #ShakeHandsWithDanger ?

#Monsterdon

Ma'am, I strongly suspect you're carbonating Dale's hormones. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

WE GOT UR
FREIND

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

ohgodthebees

#mastoween #monsterdon #tuckeranddalevsevil

i want blue shirt dude to die next who's with me

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

Topical application of beer to bee stings.

#Monsterdon #Mastoween

"There's a difference between education and intellect." This is the best thing I've heard one of these college kids say yet #mastoween #monsterdon

"dreams are not stupid." :blobfoxheartcute:

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

#Mastoween

Monsterous Trivia
After Tucker hits the beehive with the chainsaw, he runs from the beehive moving his arms like in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre of 1974).

#Monsterdon

NOT THE BEEEEEEEEEEES #monsterdon #mastoween

Dude was apparently made of wet newspaper. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

oh yes collar, go with the axe. this is gonna end SO WELL.

#monsterdon #mastoween #tuckeranddalevsevil

"what's your name?"

OPTIONS:

SELECTED:

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Jangers is such a good dog name. Gods, I love Dale. #monsterdon #mastoween

THEY JUST WANT THEIR LIL' VACATION HOME OKAY

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

"me and tucker
i and tuck
...tucker and i"

i get it.

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

HEY LADY!

#monsterdon #mastoween #tuckeranddalevsevil

I'm having trouble trying to tell the Chets apart here. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

#mastoween #monsterdon Dale thinking he fucked up making pancakes is such a mood.

THIS POOR WEST VIRGINIAN MAN JUST WANTS TO SHOW OFF HIS SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

#mastoween #monsterdon I love the doggo.

#Mastoween Bro Code Update

"When you see a college co-ed half-nekkid in the water, you do not yell out my name"

#Monsterdon
#TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

omg yes the collar wow I hate him

#monsterdon #mastoween #tuckeranddalevsevil

@chirpbirb Not necessarily, I think he's trying to give her some privacy, but, Dale could be romantic, but not, like sexually attracted #monsterdon #mastoween

It's not skinny dipping if you're wearing underwear. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

this is AMAZING setup im cackling

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

See, what we have here is a culture clash. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

i love the lighting off the water that must have been fun to rig those gobos up #monsterdon #mastoween

Alcohol lowers my inhibitions! Especially the inhibitions I *should* have! #mastoween #monsterdon #tuckeranddale

dale is clearly asexual

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

#Mastoween

Mosterous Trivia
Hear where they yell "Hey Lady"? That's a reference to Jerry Lewis. IYKYK

#Monsterdon

It's true, Chad is an asshole. #mastoween #monsterdon #tuckeranddale

hey, nice! boobs!

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

all of these college kids are so irredeemable lmfao

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

is that Checkhov's wood chipper?

#monsterdon #mastoween #tuckeranddalevsevil

"i'll be the dale to your tucker" - @Fanfalla

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

#mastoween Do not even think about it, that's hipster beer! #monsterdon #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil #peebers

the fake gore in this is fantastic ngl

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

"no, this is cool, i like this!"

dies

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

Not so much dead as disappointed. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

what, can we do a #monsterdon #mastoween special feature and watch this after the main movie. does anyone have this

#mastoween #monsterdon Tucker being like, "you can get off me now" fucking killed me.

"If you have a reoccurring dream about sucking a dick, are you gay?"

yes.

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

Chubby's chili dog depot. Now I'm hungry

#Monsterdon #Mastoween

i swear to god i've seen like 4 of this exact house in #WestVirginia though

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

Beer brand beer, when you want a beer without all that high-falutin' intellectual complexity. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

ah. my favorite brand. Beer

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

#mastoween Dale being scared and nervous while talking to girls is such a mood. #Monsterdon

NOT THE COPS FUCK

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

#Mastoween

Monsterous Trivia
"I hate my face" was ad libbed

#Monsterdon

#mastoween I love the soundtrack to this movie. #monsterdon

poor dale. i love my completely not self-aware king

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

Always carry a sharp scythe when trying to pick up girls. And laugh.

#Monsterdon #Mastoween

this poor dude clearly just has autism let's be real

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

#Mastoween

American English translated to Canadian English

"GIV'ER" (on hat) = "Git'er Done"

I crave poutine now!

#Monsterdon

I’m still livid at blocklist drama for stealing #Mastoween #Monsterdon from me. It really put a huge damper on how I feel about being part of the Fediverse in general.

let me just take my scythe with me while i walk up to these girls.

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

#mastoween Girls can smell fear, and half eaten pickled eggs. #monsterdon

This movie is just gonna be full-on contact embarrassment, isn't it? #Monsterdon #Mastoween

"girls can smell fear."

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

i can't judge this man for liking his pickled eggs.

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

He's been taken. He's part of the beer now. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

i Also don't like these college kids, let's be real

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

also tucker and dale look like just... people i know

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

ok but forgetting the beer IS a fucking nightmare at a frat party

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

I'm so excited to watch Tucker & Dale VS Evil with @chirpbirb this movie is hilarious. #monsterdon #mastoween

SET IN WEST VIRGINIA REPRESEEEEENT

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil

Oh please i hope that woman wasn't our only opportunity for a #BechdelPass in this movie #monsterdon #mastoween

why do all of these white people keep doing things confidently with no permission

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