'tis but a scratch #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Makes 'em look like ice cream men. #Monsterdon

oops. found gramps. #monsterdon

'mid the sagebrush and the cactus
I'll watch the fellas practice
dropping bombs through the clean desert breeze
I'll have on my sombrero
and of course I'll wear a pair o'
Levis over my lead BVDs

#Monsterdon #Them1954

In the right light the police badges look like creepy smiley faces

#Monsterdon

according to the radio some diseases are getting under control so that's cool and unrelatable #monsterdon

The wind is playing a prominent role in this movie.
#Monsterdon

Someone overloaded their bullet cartridge... that's a nasty barrel.

#Monsterdon

this guy just loooves picking up guns and rearranging crimes scenes, doesn't he. #monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds Not the first one we've had, and won't be the last

#THEM #monsterdon

Is that a cardboard sign hanging on the front of the cop car? If so, what does it say? (Insert witty comment here)

#monsterdon

Does it LOOK like Grant would still be around? Gosh.

#monsterdon #them

"This is too much destruction even for teenagers with their rock and roll!"

#monsterdon

dammit where's mrs. walton gonna get sugar for her apple fritter cake now?

#THEM #monsterdon

love some wind whistlin whusper and howl noises #monsterdon

Look what's in store for the cops #monsterdon

Close the door ya mooks! You born in a barn? #monsterdon #them

Looks like a sandstorm is kicking up!

https://youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU?feature=shared

#Monsterdon

You know what, we need more general stores. They're a novelty, and you can find all kinds of fun and ecclectic nonsense at the ones that do exist.

#Monsterdon

Weird bird chirpin noises intensifies.
#Monsterdon #Them

I don't remember it being so windy in here before.

#Monsterdon

@moira #Monsterdon

too loose, Ed! Or not enough...

#Monsterdon

these landscape shots just don't hit the same since #herzog

#monsterdon

pettycoat junction set ahoy?

#THEM #monsterdon

"...Toto! Toto!"

#Monsterdon #Them

#Monsterdon moulage rouin

"Look at this interesting footprint."

Then they walk over it.

#Monsterdon #THEM

The little girl moved to New York City, where she would forget all about the ants once a department store Santa convinced her that he was the real Santa #monsterdon

you may want to be there when she starts talking, but she won't start talkin while you're there #monsterdon

they did not notice the kid's reaction #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Them forgot to take their gun - there's your problem right there. 👍

Y'all I think I've seen this movie before, and not with you. It's kind of freaking me out because it's not something I would've ever intentionally watched myself... I think? It's really messing with me!

#Monsterdon

SUGAR!? Omg I know how they are gonna beat them. With a giant cup of coffee!
#Monsterdon #Them

@strangefour I'll work with that, I always apply a quality correction factor to old movies

#Monsterdon

I'd know that sound anywhere!

#Monsterdon

@akamran 😆#monsterdon

"Must have been the wind" What, did this guy play the generic guard guy in Skyrim?

#Monsterdon

The call of the rare Sonoran Desert Moose #monsterdon

So, I've seen this before.

If you have a trigger around screaming, keep your mute button handy, y'all. She'll do a lot of that later.

#monsterdon

@yatsu That's how you know it's a fantasy #Monsterdon

I don't think closing that door'll do much good

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐜 !🐜 !🐜 ! 🔥 😱

The crazy Them! noise just awakened the doggos over here

Look at him detectiving. He figured out that piece of doll head matched the missing piece of the doll in just moments. 10/10. #Monsterdon

WEIRD CRICKETS

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon well THAT woke her up

"This wasn't caved in. It was caved out!" Feels like a shocking line from a short horror story. But here it's delivered too flatly by a flatfoot.
#Monsterdon #Them

dang she did a straight-up zombie sit-up right there

#THEM #monsterdon

(High-pitched stridulation) #Monsterdon

"high pitched stridulation." these subtitles are also going hard, i see. #monsterdon

Well, they found the top of the doll's head. The little girl must be connected to the wrecked trailer.

#Monsterdon #Them(1954)

That's an awfully clean break on the doll's head

#Monsterdon

That noise!

Someone's fan belt is loose.

#monsterdon

do they get some glue and fix the baby doll? #monsterdon

The real terror is the police state abducting children #monsterdon

Are we sure that’s not just the family trailer from Pink Flamingos? #monsterdon #them1954

914: Giant atomic animal attack. #Monsterdon #THEM

OK boss. 10-10-220.

#monsterdon #iykyk

#Monsterdon Ed has a lotta calls to put in

@Bluedepth Really? I mean he used a pen to pick it up, but did he put it back like he found it? The other weird things he just picked up with his hands and got fingerprints all over them.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon moulage?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moulage

A shell? We cracked the case, Johnny.

#Monsterdon

@bstacey That would explain why Plex said it has 93% on Rotten Tomatoes

But I like to think we at #Monsterdon can make jokes at anything

"This wasn't caved in, it was caved out."

#Monsterdon #them1954

looks like a lousy spot to park a trailer, if you want my opinion
#monsterdon

OH NO, SUGAR CUBES!

#monsterdon

This wasn't caved in, it was caved out. Is that a thing?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐜 !🐜 !🐜 ! 🔥 😱

"This wasn't caved in, it was caved out!"

some plaid!? it must have been an scottsman! #monsterdon

*sniff sniff* Mm, minty. Someone fired a full pack of Doublemint. #Monsterdon

At least they're not screwing around getting to the plot.

#monsterdon

@diazona Yeah it is THE Classic giant bug movie. But it's still 50s monster movies. The bar is low (once you get past Godzilla).
#Monsterdon #Them

"No sign of Billy Quizboy _or_ that guy from Depeche Mode."

#THEM #monsterdon

That's some fancy off the cuff forensics #monsterdon

Nice place. #monsterdon

Officer, you’d make a fine Dracula even if you’re not Dracula handsome #Monsterdon

Dude's got radiometric vision, he can date blood with a glance. #Monsterdon

Obviously the work of the rare Sonoran Desert moose. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon someone got here before us

ah yes, the pencil of misplacing evidence

#monsterdon

I can't help but think it must've been fun to wreck that trailer, but also aw. They wrecked the cool trailer.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon trailer done exploded!

The Kool-Aid pitcher attacked? Oh, yeah!
#monsterdon

How did they give a 6 year old girl perfect 1000-yard stare? 1954 parenting strategies? #monsterdon #them

I seem to remember a trailer much like this one with a giant octopus bursting out of it

#Monsterdon

At least he left the door open for that child in the hot car #monsterdon #them1954

#Monsterdon i remember this mission from fallout 3

This is CONFEDERATE money!

#THEM #monsterdon

The ruins of the first Burning Man #monsterdon

#Monsterdon gotta love full suits in the desert

sorry about your spaceship, arthur. #wrongMovie #monsterdon

At least she knows better than to talk to cops.

#Monsterdon #Them1954

@jonny TBH seems better than leaving her to wander around in the desert

#Monsterdon

those trees are so cool #monsterdon

Sunburn and shock. Those are totally overlapping symptom sets right there...but what do you expect with cops rather than EMTs?

#Monsterdon

DESERT FUZZ 😎 #monsterdon

If the ants eat the cops first I'll give 'em a nickel. #Monsterdon

Now that's an appreciable station wagon.

#Monsterdon

i see her old man had quite the woody

#THEM #monsterdon

@bunnyhero Cheap cops to bribe!! #monsterdon