Come with me if you want to live

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"please, my nerves"
me.
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That's a lot of water in the Los Angeles river!

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Agent Graham needs to learn how to tie a tie. #Monsterdon

"Big enough for who to get into?" "The ants." alkjdflkadjsf

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yeah let's get away from this guy please

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"The river! The river. I seen it once and it had water in it." Yep, that's a river alright. #monsterdon

"Make me a Sargent in charge of the booze!" Preach it brother. #Monsterdon #THEM

This is all what RFK Jr thinks the government is hiding.

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I want to be that kind of a drunk when I get a little older. #Monsterdon

Oh great, y'got ants in the sewer. #Monsterdon

lol what the hell where are the ants #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ for real

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5 months in the river?

Gonna get Fast & Furious with these ants?

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Skittles and starburst too. the ants would swarming Waco irl

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@Louisa Well then.. we must...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI5IA8assfk

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ah, the ol' Hauling Drunks Out To Question Them. good to know our cops are still cops. #monsterdon

"Mostly at night I see 'em"

Well, that's it, this really *is* the proto-ALIENS

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I think everyone wants to be a sargeant in charge of the booze!

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The large sugar theft left a several-giant-ant-sized hole in the train car!

This movie tries to be Dragnet, but falls short

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#monsterdon In this movie's universe every person is issued a silly accent upon birth, everyone gets one, everyone gets a different one.

The ants are coming for you, homewrecker! #monsterdon

oh, the usual - giant ants

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Two more smart ppl who know better than to talk to the cops #monsterdon #them1954

This dialogue-heavy film is doing a number on my attention #monsterdon

Macarthur Park?

SOMEONE LEFT THE ANTS OUT IN THE RAIIIIIIIIIN 🎶

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Mcarthur Park? Left a sugary cake out in the rain? #Monsterdon

Bring back short ties! #Monsterdon

"Show me on the map where the ants touched you" #monsterdon #them1954

3,000 tons of maple syrup? It has to be THEM!

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@wohali I feel disappointed that there is a thing you don't know.

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#monsterdon "Where's Macarthur Park? (I have this idea on how to trap the ants with a cake)"

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Dr. Medford, come quick! Watch this soldier type like the wind!

You've lost your husband and children to giant ants. Here. Have a shot of vodka. #monsterdon

Mostly at night I see ‘em. Mostly

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Put the Oscar back in the box
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Kids? When did goats enter the storyline #monsterdon #them1954

#Monsterdon "and here's the joke -- his kids are missing" "that's not a good joke dude"

Oh ho, so the ants are kidnapping our larvae? #Monsterdon

Oh c'mon, let us see the dead man!
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Ants are apparently superb at smash and grab. #Monsterdon

A sugar theft! The great honey hunt! #Monsterdon

"Did you ever hear of a fence for hot sugar!?"

You should see my peanut brittle recipe. #Monsterdon

This guy has clearly never heard of the Sugar Mob.

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All you do is the one at Sea is sink it

Oh they did

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That guy is TOTALLY in league with the ants. You can't fool these cops buddy!

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Agatha Christie's The Mystery of the Sugar Train #monsterdon

#Monsterdon but fedi what kind of train

"You ever hear of a fence for 40 tons of hot sugar?"

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did you ever heah of a fence for hot sugah?!

#THEM #monsterdon

#HotSugar #Monsterdon

This is the ant ship https://animals.howstuffworks.com/insects/fire-ant-rafts-colony-flooding.htm

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forty tonnes of sugar, whooeey #monsterdon

I hate... HATE the WIlhelm scream so much. It always takes me out of every movie. Might as well add a laugh track after it for how hard it kicks me out of any scene.
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It wasn’t broken in to. It was broken out of. #Monsterdon

Amazing Atchison Topeka and Santa Fe engine! #Monsterdon

The Great Sugar Theft of 1954
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@blogdiva Where? Did I miss him? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ant ship?? a fucking ant ship?? god thats so fucking cool this movie has no right to be this good

~30 minutes left. #Monsterdon

telegraph from the ship. the ants have killed Captain Wilhelm, Chief Petty Officer Wilhelm and Midshipman Wilhelm

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its odd with a warner brother's film shooting scenes in front of a giant american international logo painting

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At sea? Them are crowding into Godzilla territory.
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I can see why this movie would do so well in 1954 America. Ants are eusocialists, and if there's anything America hates, is socialisms

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In LA? Checking a lead? How conveeeeeenient.

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also I just wanna say that my laundry finished and I was going to leave temporarily and go fold the laundry but I'm hooked!! #Monsterdon

@Taweret OMG! Meerkats are too cute! They can’t fight! That would totally ruin my image of them. #Monsterdon

@strangefour
It did seem a lot like Ripley ordering the colonial marines in that scene where they torched the queen's chamber.
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I already monitor all news for thefts of sugar syrups sweets.

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Wait they have a rubber stamp for "Strange Phenomena Flying Saucers" and it includes the quotation marks?

One of the queens landing on a boat is great.

This movie is Good, Actually, definitely in the #Monsterdon Hall of Fame.

Three days and four nights in Acapulco! That's the queen's honeymoon :D #Monsterdon

Wow, one little Wilhelm scream and #Monsterdon looses it's collective mind :)

Even back then, news would be flying. Better get out ahead of this now!

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Skeleton crew Lolol #Monsterdon

Lots of semen talk… in front of a lady no less. #Monsterdon

At least 4 ashtrays. Big ones. Amazing.

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Impressed with the focus of that guy sending the telegraph on that ship while everyone around him was getting eaten by giant ants.

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#Monsterdon wilhelm dead

Giant ant crashing through wall at guy followed by Wilhelm

*chef's kiss*

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The captain tied himself to the wheel with a can of Raid in each hand #monsterdon

I believe ants and sea-men don't mix. #Monsterdon #THEM

RIP two Wilhelms, fallen in battle #Monsterdon

wilhelm? #monsterdon

Love the antique phone and typewriter. #monsterdon

The S.S. Wilhelm.

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I don't have the fortitude to truly get Into ants. Spiders are virtually all solitary and see each other primarily as prey, and occasionally mates. Ants are just so much complexity and drama. Spiders are a one-act one-man show, ants are a fucking telenovela.

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Was that a Wilhelm scream!? :O #Monsterdon

the scream! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon wilhelm scream

Wilhelm count: 1 #Monsterdon #THEM

that boat was crewed by a buncha wilhelms

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THEY GOT ANT WHILHELM!

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wilhelm

fucking

scream

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Ok apparently he was 6'7", wild #monsterdon #them1954

#Monsterdon was that like five ashtrays on the table or what

#monsterdon this typing, shooting, and telegraph montage goes hard

Wilhelm scream!

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