Fuck yeah! Exploding miniatures! The best way to end a movie.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

What a hell of an ending and a banger of a credits theme (that sounds dangerously close to turning into the Superman theme)

This movie was a lot of fun!

#Monsterdon

Well this explains some of the chaotic editing style:

"Cohen says the film was significantly trimmed in post-production:

We did lose a few funny scenes that I wanted to keep. When I showed New World my original cut, they felt strongly that the film should move a lot faster. I realized that I'd made a picture that was a little too dense and sophisticated, so we increased the pacing."

#Monsterdon

Wow. We were babysitting so we didn't get to partake in much of the tooting but that was pretty amazing #monsterdon #thestuff

#Plex now running advertisements for Dairy Queen, that checks out #Monsterdon #TheStuff

@CactuarJoe very solid for what was obviously a made-for-TV movie from the 80s. #monsterdon

Bring on the cleansing fire!
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

No, I'm Garrett Morris you dumb kid.

#Monsterdon #TheStuff

WTF! Attack of the Zombifying Jelly! From the pillow!
Kill it with FIRE!
#monsterdon #TheStuff

proposing that that a functional editor would've made this into a good movie #monsterdon

Another delicious #Monsterdon is in the 12oz paper container!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's confectionivorus adventure was stuffed with goosome delights!

There was,

* Chocolate Chip Charlie, whose hands are lethal weapons
* A goo monster like none other
* Corporate espionage with an accent
* Crazy para-military goons with a radio station

Ah - Jim Danforth was in on the effects. That explains a lot.
#monsterdon

Thanks @Taweret and all! Good times were had!
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Blowout: "Enough is never enough!"

Yeaaaaaah no. I've _definitely_ had enough.

#Monsterdon

wait is there an extended edition people are still watching bc it just ended for me but i'm seeing ppl like 20 minutes back #monsterdon

@Telstar good point well made #monsterdon

@blogdiva https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0606541/?ref_=tt_cl_t_3 #monsterdon

@moira Several people fucked off into a sea of Stuff, tho. #monsterdon

There we go. back to hating the militia leader. He is selling being a super racist character with just a look.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

It's the good Stuff? #monsterdon

Prohibition doesn't work. We need comprehensive harm reduction services for stuff consumers. #monsterdon

That's what prohibition gets you : black market Stuff. #monsterdon

@blogdiva Garrett Morris, from the first SNL cast #monsterdon

and no one fucked off into the sea #monsterdon

@0xSH00T @Taweret FWIW even with context it's still basically just a bunch of weird comments on something I don't understand #Monsterdon

@blogdiva Where did they film this, anyway? #monsterdon

i would watch a tv series about Mo and Jason going from town to town bringing capitalist villains to justice

#monsterdon

FUCK YEAH! Chocolate Chip Charlie is back to steal more screen time. Bless you Garrett Morris and your straw hat.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

"Violent action has been carried against the stores and franchises"

[LONG PAUSE]

"that distributed The Stuff"

#Monsterdon

OK NEVERMIND ALL IS FORGIVEN #monsterdon

"Pay the drivers. Issue a ten percent tip. Get a cash receipt."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well he's probably a union man.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

the 12-year-old 10,000-yard stare is the best 10,000-yard stare #monsterdon

He's not a kid anymore, the Stuff did unspeakable things to him. #monsterdon

Guards! Guards! #monsterdon

When the people take action they really take action #Monsterdon

oh come on you can't wrap the movie up with main character breaks the fourth wall to narrate the denouement that is just not in the spirit of abrupt what the fuck was that #monsterdon

Wow, what a death, amazing effects.

#Monsterdon

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Wait. Is the photoshoot ad agency lady falling for the militia leader? TEH HECK!?
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

#Monsterdon … I’ve heard of eating until you’re ready to explode, but…. 🤢

Yeah, this is the least believable part of the whole movie. You know how long it took to ban cigarettes? And they taste like crap! #Monsterdon

huh, well there y'go, it's a fantasy movie, Americans did what was necessary to stop something that was killing them #monsterdon

the effects and the sound in the stuff in the radio booth scene were like a dream, nobody with much urgency, just dealing with the stuff #monsterdon

Such upbeat music for a horror film #Monsterdon

Oops, I broke my watch thread.

Anyway, yikes, we found the explicit racism.

#Monsterdon

Oh hey. Some really cool The Blob like effects with this gooey white shaving cream monster mass.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

#Monsterdon “I will permit this colored man to speak.” Whoa, realism.

You gotta toast the meringue
#monsterdon

Roasting giant marshmallow time!!

#Monsterdon #TheStuff

The Stuff's O face.
AhegaOH NO!
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

NO KILL I
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Because of course the moment you broadcast the truth the American people will automatically come to a shocking revelation… I can’t even finish this sentence. 🥴

@blogdiva that's almost #Monsterdon bingo right there

Oh no! Chocolate Chip Charlie was a Trojan Stuff!

#Monsterdon #TheStuff

AW NO NOT CHARLIE D: #Monsterdon

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! #monsterdon

"Come on you Stuffie sons of bitches."
This militia leader is too fun. I should not like him. And yet...
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

This #Monsterdon is pretty fun but it woulda been even better with more Charlie time

OH NO! they got to charlie!
#monsterdon

"I kinda like the sight of blood. But this is disgusting."
Heh.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

"No more of your liberal remarks!"

#Monsterdon

@keirFox when #monsterdon gets duck job dot wav stuck in your head for some reason

Chocolate Chip Charlie likes to kick ass and eat chocolate. And he's all out of chocolate.

#Monsterdon #TheStuff

#Monsterdon Oh my, Colonel MAGA Militia is trying pick-up lines. It’s definitely a horror movie.

am i correct in my understanding that this is a separatist militia made of former US military staging a coup against the stuff #monsterdon

Yeah, beat the shit out of those militia twits, Charlie! #Monsterdon

It's all about winning hearts, minds and GI tracts #monsterdon

CHARLIE IS BACK!!! #monsterdon

hey! chocolate chip charlie's back! this movie has improved 500%
#monsterdon

"Yeah when I blackmail people when I do" xD #monsterdon

i wish i didn't like the conspiracy theorist so much too. he's hilarious, and yet so awful. (-_-);;; #monsterdon

@moira in the 80's maybe they did care about PR #Monsterdon

Moe is One-Punch Man #monsterdon

Taxi Invasion!

#Monsterdon #TheStuff

ya sure why not #monsterdon

#Monsterdon We’re gonna need a bigger boat. #WrongMovie.

"...you sold them that white shit, why can't you sell them me?"
"but wouldn't that just be selling more white shit?"

#Monsterdon #TheStuff

@jonny I guess there was a chance #TheStuff lacks an understanding of object permanence #Monsterdon

"What about 'Nam, sir?"

🌶️

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This is the world the Kool-Aid man wants. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok, I definitely need to find the parody porno of #TheStuff just to see how they outdo these money shots.

I love that even the militia fuckhead is looking out for his PR image #monsterdon

Oh great, General Commiehater's gonna save us all 9_9 #Monsterdon

Did an actual editor put this thing together or did they just hand that over to an intern? #Monsterdon #TheStuff

Flashbacks to the Molasses Flood in Boston.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

they seem surprised at how little protective value getting in a series of open topped containers has against the stuff #monsterdon

whelp, i guess The Stuff didn't connect the dots and did not cross over to the eighth dimension #monsterdon

oh no! ice cream!

#monsterdon

Napalm time, people. #monsterdon

So the Stuffies are basically inflatables? #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Just thinking the same thing! Will he come save day? Like Scatman Caruthers?

#Monsterdon
#TheStuff

"...haven't lost a war"
"How about Vietnam"

Oh snap! Kid brought the burn.

#Monsterdon #TheStuff

One great thing about this film is that the only people who can save the day (besides the kids) are sleazeballs. An ex-fbi industrial spy, an advertiser, and a militia kook. #monsterdon

General? General have you never seen a zombie movie before? THEY"RE NOT DEAD DIPSHIT. #Monsterdon

That guy's eye came out unnaturally easily #Monsterdon

You brought the kid on a military raid? #Monsterdon

"...come on you Stuffie sons of bitches!"

Rallying cry for the ages.

#Monsterdon #TheStuff

#Monsterdon So the Stuff will sap and inpurify your precious bodily fluids? #WrongMovie

This kid is asking all the right questions. #monsterdon

Ugh. It's just so unsettling as a mass or creamy white faintly beige melt goo. Perfect primordial ooze amorphous monster.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff