@emmah Is that a high tech alloy? #ConsultsNotes #MonsterDon

this is what keeps happening to the kingadome, isn't it? #monsterdon

Start sending signals. Any old signals will do. Maybe signals ... you like me? #Monsterdon

This helicopter could had been a U2. #monsterdon

Historically, giving a small land grant to outsiders with higher technology and ostensibly peaceful intentions has worked out extremely well for Japan #monsterdon

@RamenCatholic @moira They didn't even ask about the mecha or anything #monsterdon

@moira valid point; we need more information about their genitals and/or tentacles to make an informed decision. #Monsterdon

what is…the rest of the world doing during all this #monsterdon

I guess she's not ready to go steady with helmet dude #monsterdon

I'm making an ultimatum for the sake of science. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Longest DEVO video in the archives.

@Taweret this would have been a good episode of Star Trek Enterprise #Monsterdon

I'm coming to you in pure pink-o-vision #monsterdon

She shouldn't have done that freaky dance then. Live and learn #monsterdon

V.I. Lenin, What Is To Be Done? #monsterdon

Zoom calls on a CRT #monsterdon

@Taweret extremely weird to make intermarriage only an issue of taking earth women #monsterdon

@RamenCatholic Yeah, but how's their tentacle game? That's gonna be make-or-break for the deal, you know. #monsterdon #Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic The Monsterf*cker contingent would be like, "My time has come!" #monsterdon

uhhh they have a list?? #monsterdon

uh…ok dude you just made it weird #monsterdon

Okay so I wanted to argue with the high infant mortality rate, but then some animals do have that kind of thing built in and just have lots and lots of babies (I say as someone involved in cat rescue) but also... how many babies do their own women have??? #monsterdon

What's all this #monsterdon stuff? We're doing a live watch of a #monster movie together! Follow and catch up!

You know, there are probably enough women with an alien kink out there to make this work. Trade the 3 kidnapped ladies for 6 consenting kinksters. Everybody wins! #Monsterdon

Correction: the fate of HALF the human race #monsterdon

Original title "Earth vs. The Misterians Kosmic Key Party" #monsterdon

*guy who definitely knows what blackmail is* #monsterdon

NEVER MARRY AN EARTH WOMAN!! #monsterdon

not a single woman in that press room
#monsterdon

Look I know we caused chaos and destruction and death back there but we are peaceful really all we ask is 3km of land and some ladies is that too much to ask #Monsterdon

i assure you that we are pacifists

but we are monsters in the sack

tell all your earth women

#monsterdon #creepyasfuck

With any luck, the fruit of their union will just be abandoned and we can just scoop them back up #monsterdon

Wait, if 80% of their children are abnormal, doesn't that make them actually pretty average? #Monsterdon

not to be a stoner but the wiggly drone in here is cool #monsterdon

MYSTERION! NEEDS! WOMEN! #monsterdon #monsterdong

you can't wear sunglasses underneath your helment with a tinted visor

we live in a society

#monsterdon

"mysterians need earth women" typical #monsterdon

Content warning: sexual predation #monsterdon

maybe watch a movie! #monsterdon

UM EXCUSE ME #monsterdon

mysterians said fuck troops #monsterdon

ok so…we’re just gonna kinda chill in the space café…chat over coffee… #monsterdon

Oh. It's Sputnik's fault. #monsterdon

The environment suits are just space capes?

But the Mysterians, who live on this ship, get full suits.

#monsterdon

there's a slight audio delay but I'll take that over vhs quality #monsterdon

"We just wanted to assert dominance, why did you attack us?" Big Reply Guy energy from this alien. #monsterdon

Note to self: first contact protocol to include ice cream social with Daft Punk. #Monsterdon

Here, consult our pop-o-matic projector. #monsterdon

hey, widescreen tv in the 60s, they must be a highly advanced species! #monsterdon

your name’s one of the 5 people the aliens wanna talk to wyd #monsterdon

The first rule of Cape Club is... #monsterdon

"OK, who let Gachaman in" #monsterdon

wait I remember this alien architecture #monsterdon

@Taweret The ones who weren't chosen are gonna be SO jealous #monsterdon

Wait I missed the part where it was stipulated that they all had to wear Dracula capes #monsterdon

That clothing IS special! #Monsterdon

Also put on these high heels and step out onto the runway. Good, good #monsterdon

@wohali Oh crap. The bad guys read the script! #monsterdon

Hey! These are all just clown suits! #monsterdon

"We're off the see the kaiju!" #monsterdon

"Those five won't be harmed. As for the rest of you, no guarantees" #monsterdon

ank nankankankank ank ankankank ank ankankank ankank ankankankankank ankank ankankankankankanka ankankank ank! #monsterdon

In every giant monster film, there will be somebody inexplicably dressed like Colonel Sanders. #Monsterdon

Bugs bunny? #monsterdon

"How in the world do they know us?"

"Oh, they must have Mastodon."

#monsterdon

Why is that one guy dressed like Colonel Sanders tho? #monsterdon

@KanaMauna They said we had no need to worry! #monsterdon

Fortunately the visitors speak excellent Japanese #monsterdon

[slaps hood] you can fit so many flying saucers into this bad boy #monsterdon

OK, let's go as tourist to the alien landing site.

#Monsterdon

@wohali SPACE TUBA #monsterdon

The tuba's back!!! #monsterdon

It's a gusher #monsterdon

"Please tell me everythign you saw in detail."

"Yes, sir. Well, first I saw a tube, and there was a little piece of glass sticking out of it. And when I looked closely, it had some light coming out of it. It was a telescope! ..."

#monsterdon

Gonzo?? What did they do to you? #Monsterdon

We'll put the new KFC over there. #monsterdon

HONOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! #monsterdon

@Taweret I am starting to question if they actually are good at science #Monsterdon

If you take off your glasses in surprise, what do you do if you get even more surprised? Are you prepared for further surprise? #monsterdon

Show us the picture!

#Monsterdon

ok now i've got multiple movie versions going again. interesting to see the slight differences. and the dubs are different too! #monsterdon

"this is a chemical product." *buzzing conversation as the audience tries to figure out what he thinks he means* #monsterdon

ooh, the moon is releasing Tic Tacs!

I hope they're orange, that's my favourite #monsterdon

The Moon has bedbugs #monsterdon

"it was not alive. it was a robot"

well, duh

#monsterdon

A chemical product you say? made perhaps of... molecules? #Monsterdon

I thought you was the robut! #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @bunnyhero @Taweret
- don’t give your mecha food after midnight
- no bright light for mecha!
#monsterdon

@Taweret Practical effects are the best effects. #monsterdon

A dang blasted fragment #monsterdon

Wait, that worked?

#Monsterdon

practical effects are just fun

#monsterdon

THE END

oh wait

#monsterdon

People fleeing. Fireball eye beams. Model stomping. This is the good stuff. Right there in the vein. Just need some model jets blowing up. #monsterdon

@RamenCatholic Gotta be better than fighting with Ian and bicycles like last time #monsterdon

@bunnyhero @Taweret We'll void his warranty! #monsterdon

if only there were a more efficient way to move people along these train tracks… #monsterdon

#Monsterdon let's fight fire WITH FIRE!

@Taweret I bet they try to put out grease fires with water too smdh #Monsterdon

🎵🎵Like a bridge, over nuclear water 🎵 #monsterdon