@emmah Is that a high tech alloy? #ConsultsNotes #MonsterDon
this is what keeps happening to the kingadome, isn't it? #monsterdon
Start sending signals. Any old signals will do. Maybe signals ... you like me? #Monsterdon
This helicopter could had been a U2. #monsterdon
Historically, giving a small land grant to outsiders with higher technology and ostensibly peaceful intentions has worked out extremely well for Japan #monsterdon
@RamenCatholic @moira They didn't even ask about the mecha or anything #monsterdon
@moira valid point; we need more information about their genitals and/or tentacles to make an informed decision. #Monsterdon
what isβ¦the rest of the world doing during all this #monsterdon
I guess she's not ready to go steady with helmet dude #monsterdon
I'm making an ultimatum for the sake of science. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Longest DEVO video in the archives.
@Taweret this would have been a good episode of Star Trek Enterprise #Monsterdon
I'm coming to you in pure pink-o-vision #monsterdon
She shouldn't have done that freaky dance then. Live and learn #monsterdon
V.I. Lenin, What Is To Be Done? #monsterdon
Zoom calls on a CRT #monsterdon
@Taweret extremely weird to make intermarriage only an issue of taking earth women #monsterdon
@RamenCatholic Yeah, but how's their tentacle game? That's gonna be make-or-break for the deal, you know. #monsterdon #Monsterdon
@RamenCatholic The Monsterf*cker contingent would be like, "My time has come!" #monsterdon
uhhh they have a list?? #monsterdon
uhβ¦ok dude you just made it weird #monsterdon
Okay so I wanted to argue with the high infant mortality rate, but then some animals do have that kind of thing built in and just have lots and lots of babies (I say as someone involved in cat rescue) but also... how many babies do their own women have??? #monsterdon
What's all this #monsterdon stuff? We're doing a live watch of a #monster movie together! Follow and catch up!
You know, there are probably enough women with an alien kink out there to make this work. Trade the 3 kidnapped ladies for 6 consenting kinksters. Everybody wins! #Monsterdon
Correction: the fate of HALF the human race #monsterdon
Original title "Earth vs. The Misterians Kosmic Key Party" #monsterdon
*guy who definitely knows what blackmail is* #monsterdon
NEVER MARRY AN EARTH WOMAN!! #monsterdon
not a single woman in that press room
#monsterdon
Look I know we caused chaos and destruction and death back there but we are peaceful really all we ask is 3km of land and some ladies is that too much to ask #Monsterdon
i assure you that we are pacifists
but we are monsters in the sack
tell all your earth women
With any luck, the fruit of their union will just be abandoned and we can just scoop them back up #monsterdon
Wait, if 80% of their children are abnormal, doesn't that make them actually pretty average? #Monsterdon
not to be a stoner but the wiggly drone in here is cool #monsterdon
MYSTERION! NEEDS! WOMEN! #monsterdon #monsterdong
you can't wear sunglasses underneath your helment with a tinted visor
we live in a society
"mysterians need earth women" typical #monsterdon
Content warning: sexual predation #monsterdon
maybe watch a movie! #monsterdon
UM EXCUSE ME #monsterdon
mysterians said fuck troops #monsterdon
ok soβ¦weβre just gonna kinda chill in the space cafΓ©β¦chat over coffeeβ¦ #monsterdon
Oh. It's Sputnik's fault. #monsterdon
The environment suits are just space capes?
But the Mysterians, who live on this ship, get full suits.
there's a slight audio delay but I'll take that over vhs quality #monsterdon
"We just wanted to assert dominance, why did you attack us?" Big Reply Guy energy from this alien. #monsterdon
Note to self: first contact protocol to include ice cream social with Daft Punk. #Monsterdon
Here, consult our pop-o-matic projector. #monsterdon
hey, widescreen tv in the 60s, they must be a highly advanced species! #monsterdon
your nameβs one of the 5 people the aliens wanna talk to wyd #monsterdon
The first rule of Cape Club is... #monsterdon
"OK, who let Gachaman in" #monsterdon
wait I remember this alien architecture #monsterdon
@Taweret The ones who weren't chosen are gonna be SO jealous #monsterdon
Wait I missed the part where it was stipulated that they all had to wear Dracula capes #monsterdon
That clothing IS special! #Monsterdon
Also put on these high heels and step out onto the runway. Good, good #monsterdon
@wohali Oh crap. The bad guys read the script! #monsterdon
Hey! These are all just clown suits! #monsterdon
"We're off the see the kaiju!" #monsterdon
"Those five won't be harmed. As for the rest of you, no guarantees" #monsterdon
ank nankankankank ank ankankank ank ankankank ankank ankankankankank ankank ankankankankankanka ankankank ank! #monsterdon
In every giant monster film, there will be somebody inexplicably dressed like Colonel Sanders. #Monsterdon
Bugs bunny? #monsterdon
Why is that one guy dressed like Colonel Sanders tho? #monsterdon
@KanaMauna They said we had no need to worry! #monsterdon
Fortunately the visitors speak excellent Japanese #monsterdon
[slaps hood] you can fit so many flying saucers into this bad boy #monsterdon
OK, let's go as tourist to the alien landing site.
@wohali SPACE TUBA #monsterdon
The tuba's back!!! #monsterdon
It's a gusher #monsterdon
"Please tell me everythign you saw in detail."
"Yes, sir. Well, first I saw a tube, and there was a little piece of glass sticking out of it. And when I looked closely, it had some light coming out of it. It was a telescope! ..."
EVERYONE FACEPALMS.Gonzo?? What did they do to you? #Monsterdon
We'll put the new KFC over there. #monsterdon
HONOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! #monsterdon
@Taweret I am starting to question if they actually are good at science #Monsterdon
If you take off your glasses in surprise, what do you do if you get even more surprised? Are you prepared for further surprise? #monsterdon
Show us the picture!
ok now i've got multiple movie versions going again. interesting to see the slight differences. and the dubs are different too! #monsterdon
"this is a chemical product." *buzzing conversation as the audience tries to figure out what he thinks he means* #monsterdon
ooh, the moon is releasing Tic Tacs!
I hope they're orange, that's my favourite #monsterdon
The Moon has bedbugs #monsterdon
A chemical product you say? made perhaps of... molecules? #Monsterdon
I thought you was the robut! #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial @bunnyhero @Taweret
- donβt give your mecha food after midnight
- no bright light for mecha!
#monsterdon
@Taweret Practical effects are the best effects. #monsterdon
A dang blasted fragment #monsterdon
Wait, that worked?
practical effects are just fun
People fleeing. Fireball eye beams. Model stomping. This is the good stuff. Right there in the vein. Just need some model jets blowing up. #monsterdon
@RamenCatholic Gotta be better than fighting with Ian and bicycles like last time #monsterdon
@bunnyhero @Taweret We'll void his warranty! #monsterdon
if only there were a more efficient way to move people along these train tracks⦠#monsterdon
#Monsterdon let's fight fire WITH FIRE!
@Taweret I bet they try to put out grease fires with water too smdh #Monsterdon
π΅π΅Like a bridge, over nuclear water π΅ #monsterdon