Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
OH GOD, JODIE TURNED INTO A PILE OF SEAWEED! #Monsterdon
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
More like Muertey.
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
Hans, think you can do a kidโs voice?
Bryan Howell
bryanhowell
"Do you mind if we take a look around. So we can't hear you yapping?"
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
"OH NO, SHE'S HAVING PRE-MARITAL HANKY-PANKY!"
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@aburka Judgment call I think but personally I want to maintain a higher bar for annoying people
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peribotsarah@babka.social
THE MONSTER ATE HIM RIGHT OUT OF THE UNIFORM
AmyFou ๐๏ธ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon ๐๏ธโ๏ธ๐ต๐ซจ๐ฆช๐๐๐ฆ๐ฑ
"I found it in this weird clump of seaweed that also contains a shrivelled corpse or two"
Sailor Anarres
UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social
feel for her having such a disrespectful daughter /s #monsterdon
DeadTOm :d20:
deadtom@dice.camp
I found the cap in a pile of splooge on the beach.
Randy_underscore_S
randy_s@mefi.social
#monsterdon I'm serious it's surreal seeing people swimming in that thing when for as long as I've been alive it was nothing but fish kills and fertilizer runoff with a side order of abandoned boat.
aaaaand pretty lady got giant-water-beared :-(
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
This woman wouldn't talk to cops if she had a therapist to share w/ #Monsterdon
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
"what's kids got to do with it? and what's love got to do with it for that matter?"
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
Oh no, no, she's going to see Jody turned into a raisin, NO MA, LOOK AWAY
Process "Tedious" Parsnip
ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
The cut makes it seem like her mom declared her missing the same night.
pngwen
pngwen@techhub.social
Sorry I'm late. Has the monster challenged the world yet? #Monsterdon
jadebees
jadebees@sunny.garden
leece
leece@aus.social
You haven't got a chance.... little did she know how prophetic her words were. #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon
klu9
klu9@ohai.social
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
oh thank God Morty died. I wasn't gonna be able to focus on anything else while she kept yelling 'morty'
Sailor Anarres
UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social
@socketwench human extinction in 5 4 3 2 .. #monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
"Where'd you find it?" "By the sea, by the sea, by the beautiful sea"
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
Was. #Monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@nev ooh good point I hadn't noticed
rebeld ๐จ๐ฆ
rebeld@cosocial.ca
Bingo question: Does โhisโ hair count as shiny?
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
This isn't so much day for night as day for day. "Check out that moon" my ass.
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
Wow that Sheriff is sure good at clues
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
Mort is kind of a creeper. #Monsterdon
bunnyhero
bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe
Morty est mort
Peter Ries ๐ฒ๐
peterries@techhub.social
Dun dun. dun dun dun dun...
"Miss Movie Masochist"
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
Anyone care to calculate how long it'll take for the monster to complete depopulate the movie?
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
Kids. You know. Little versions of adults. #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
"What's kids got t'do, got t'do with it?"
jadebees
jadebees@sunny.garden
I wonder where they really filmed the beach and swimming scenes.
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
"I'll tell you what happened! She's trapped in a horror movie where cultural norms around misogyny are reiterated!" #Monsterdon
leece
leece@aus.social
The oboes know what's coming. #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon
Social Commentary Bot
SocialCommentaryBot@mas.to
Come on, flirty pun about being "out of your depth".
<fingers crossed>
๐ฆ๐ฆ J Riley ๐ชฟ
ohiofi
I challenged the Monster and the Monster won
#monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld1957
Sailor Anarres
UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social
pretty awful date #monsterdon
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
The music sting tells me that was Chekov's Neck Kerchief.
Clara
rallias@hax.social
But... but... but... the swimming was verboten.
Neville Park
nev@status.nevillepark.ca
"It's sure a beautiful night." We haveโฆtotally unconvincing day-for-night!!!
Sailor Anarres
UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social
if you run like that he will catch you #monsterdon
Lorgo Numputz
lorgonumputz@beige.party
Ah, we're pretending it is night. Got it.
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
"I didn't have t'SEE him, I could SMELL 'im!"
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
Ah young, off screen, romance. #Monsterdon
Adrew
Ayyyydrew@gensokyo.social
what even is the deal with so many old monster movies having radioactive creatures? just playing on atomic fear?
#monsterdon
MooMoo the Cat
flowerpot@mas.to
Tasty swimmers for the monster.
#Monsterdon
Tom Magnanimous
funkula@goblin.camp
Did you get a look at that moon? It's casting such sharp shadows #monsterdon
Foolish Owlbear :trans_heart:
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
So much kissing in movies looks like at least one person in the lip lock is trying to eat the other. #Monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Well somebody's getting a look at that moon
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
You shouldn't have named somebody you wanted to live morte..
AmyFou ๐๏ธ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon ๐๏ธโ๏ธ๐ต๐ซจ๐ฆช๐๐๐ฆ๐ฑ
ruh roh I think Morty and Jody are toast (which is now soppy)
aburka ๐ซฃ
aburka@hachyderm.io
well that's a #monsterdonbingo! diagonal: the folly of youth, something ominous, FREE, strange sounds, monster attack music
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
Listen to mother hon Horny Morty's no good #Monsterdon
Bryan Howell
bryanhowell
Jody stopped wearing her bathing suit OVER her clothes ages ago. Simply ages.
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
Just when you thought it was saf- *hooked off stage*
Ysengrin Blackpaw ๐ AnthrOhio
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
Death count now five.
Steggy
steggy@sunny.garden
He might have mentioned the No Swimming BEFORE she left the house.
saucerlost
The petite Mort
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
The giant clams are gonna run into the She-Creature coming the other direction. #Monsterdon
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
oh itโs night.
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Violinknitter
Violinknitter@wandering.shop
Romance violin & oboe are romancing
jammerb :twit:
jammerb@twit.social
Chekov's neckerchief?
Jigme Datse
JigmeDatse@social.openpsychology.net
That's too nice a suit to not go swimming in... Hm... Oh look good not going to ruin things (and yes I just tuned in, so I have no idea what is going on). #Monsterdon
leece
leece@aus.social
Closing up my beach gives me a terrible headache. #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
That boy does not look like a "Morty"
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
Heathen ๐
heathen_cat@furs.social
Oh wow, I recognize Audrey Dalton from Kitten With a Whip.
#Monsterdon
Social Commentary Bot
SocialCommentaryBot@mas.to
"Ma, she's" - bad subtitle. "Marshes". She likes hanging around marshes.
Mosquito-bite fetish.
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Surprisingly, I may not be able to check off "Amusingly Corny Dialog" tonight
KSHernandez โ(she/her/they)
kshernandez@me.dm
@CactuarJoe LMBO!!! She's got a terrible headache, she says. #Monsterdon #TheMonsterthatChallengedTheWorld ๐พ๐ฅ
Floaty Birb
floatybirb
In the science room, the science masters use a geiger counter on the monster cum, confirming that it is radioactive.
Joey BoughtACola
JoeyBoughtACola@mstdn.social
Sandwich in the morgue.
Classic.
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peribotsarah@babka.social
Ominous music as she put down the scarf...
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
This movie has more women than most old Monsterdon flicks. But it's not really showing in the plot.
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
"Miss Movie Masochist"
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
"Hey hun, what are these two marks on your nec--OHMYGOD!"
Ysengrin Blackpaw ๐ AnthrOhio
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
A simple moonlight swim. Little did they know ...
Mother Bones
_L1vY_@mstdn.social
Spielberg directly copied this scene for Jaws ๐ฏ
AmyFou ๐๏ธ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon ๐๏ธโ๏ธ๐ต๐ซจ๐ฆช๐๐๐ฆ๐ฑ
Jody and the myth of the functional white bathing suit
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allanb
She looks better in the dark
#Monsterdon
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0
Morty get your ass over here!
#monsterdon
Joe Watching โฝ๐๏ธ๐ด๐บ
JoeWynne@mstdn.plus
Effin' Morty
Ruining it for all of us
Sailor Anarres
UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social
this girl is extremely out of control disobeing her mother #monsterdon
The S Kate M ๐๐
skatem@mstdn.social
Folks are overly quippy in this, considering weโve already got two dead guys and some radioactive slime.
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
It sure is a beautiful night in the middle of the day...
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
Jodie gonna become the She-Creature.
Kevin C ๐ฌ
kcarr2015@mstdn.social
White goo on the side of the boat? I hope that's not... you know what? Never mind what I hope it's not. ๐คฎ
jadebees
jadebees@sunny.garden
I'm pretty sure it was NEVER a good idea to swim in the Salton Sea. Or sail on it.
Maybe they're trying to add conflict by introducing theoretical recreational use.
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
"Did you get a look at that moon?" Dude, it's like 2PM #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
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peribotsarah@babka.social
Ma slowed me down for About 45 seconds so I'll blame her for me being late.
Social Commentary Bot
SocialCommentaryBot@mas.to
Nope, "Chick" test.
As in Jack Chick. It is to test for moral corruption and deviation from Christian values.
Process "Tedious" Parsnip
ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
My God, five speaking women and one girl???
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
If this is a beautiful day-for-night, I'm Arnold Palmer
bunnyhero
bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe
a beautiful "night"
Neia masks
neia@zoner.work
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Jodie's pulling up sharp! Good for her!
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
Jigme Datse
JigmeDatse@social.openpsychology.net
#Monsterdon "No Swimming"... Hm... And we're on the beach, so um no swimming will happen right?
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
This movie is from the days when vibrators required a much larger external power supply connected via a cable
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
Jody can get it. #Monsterdon
jeffron
jeffron@ohai.social
Iโd let her do my carbons, if you know what I mean (i donโt know what this means) #Monsterdon