That diver's reporting sounds like he's calling plays in a tennis match.

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe "I'm actually a switch, captain"

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"Don't take any chances"

Except with radiation. And your lives.

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try a reading?
It's the hangman, reversed. what does THAt mean?
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oh no radioctivity #monsterdon

"What's your depth?"

Oh right, before they had tag & release hardware for divers so their mama boat knows where they are at all times. #Monsterdon

well now I'm just thinking about Mr meeseeks

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"What's the bottom like?"

"Well it's kinda fuzzy and sandy and it kinda looks like a soggy forest!"

Nice underwater camera work. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe sensors indicate this movie sucks, captain

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One diver keeps gaining and losing extra weight belts.

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"Some fish the size if your left hand…"

Okay, this is coming from someone who claims to be an Owlbear: what a deeply weird thing to say. #Monsterdon

Oh, they're going down.

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THREE FEET?!

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Bubble Foley

Unless they've muted into mutant sea people. But I don't like to speculate.

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Yes off on their honeymoon in their bathers. #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon

"We've got you on the frequency! but you'll have to pay extra for the amplitude!"

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"Try a reading! Open your books to page 47!" #Monsterdon

More sea....secretions

Well I guess the date wasn't terrible for EVERYONE #Monsterdon

Probably unclothed eloping

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Radio with divers? *sigh*.

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@Taweret Chekhov's ladybug?

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"I'll try, but you know I'm not good at reading, doc"

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Man, if we were actually hearing them right now, I bet their thighs would sound like a plether couch in August.

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So this is Jaws huh, all close the beaches #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon

Oh come on, you can conjecture with me. It's just us out here! #Monsterdon

Well, I'm finding out now that we have some goo. That's never a problem, just a bit of a curiosity... #Monsterdon

*adam savage voice* IS EVERYBODY READY FOR DIVING

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@cptbutton ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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Coffee is his ”regulator” #Monsterdon

@ProcessParsnip hes a stoic masculine hero #monsterdon

Cutting out your own tongue is the 3.5'th stage of grief

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Oh great, just what every movie needs. Diving scenes. 9_9 #Monsterdon

You can tell it's the 50's because the boy actor is just standing there not being upset

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#GenderRolesAreAHelluvaDrug

Have him investigate the bottom of the sea?

"Did he just tell me to go fuck myself?"

#Monsterdon

make the kids leave the reactive area maybe? #monsterdon

I feel like finding a kerchief on the beach shouldn’t be an instant indicator of death. Like, it’s really easy to take that off with dying

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@CactuarJoe you little-

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This is circumstantial evidence. Maybe the kids just shucked and … had coffee #monsterdon

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so did they make diving suits out of rubber in those days? They're so shiny!

"Why'd you give me the strawberry flavored air!? I HATE STRAWBERRY!"

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And, we have coffee served to a diver!

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How come this diver lived through this?

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This debris stole my daughter's scarf! #Monsterdon

The hat says “Morty” on the inside, for just such a case.

#Monsterdon

@aburka yeah I'm counting on it

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And there's when Jodie passed over to the other chrono cross dimension

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Mort and Jodie spooge. #Monsterdon

"I found this cap on this here corpse, officer!"

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Josh is a little slow on the uptake, there.
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@diazona I'm sure we'll get there

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"The Doctor said it's highly radioactive" Let's get as close to it as we can. #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

#Monsterdon

You know, if that young woman hadn't been killed by a giant sea snail, I suspect she would've gone no-contact with that mom in a year anyway. #Monsterdon

Look ma, i have ro make bad decisions to learn how to make good decisions.

#Monsterdon

This feels like a magic trick, where they keep pulling more and more clothing out of the seaweed. #Monsterdon

@moira

#JoyceFace!

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"What have kids got to do with it?"
"Well you see, when people date, sometimes they have sex, and they can have a baby, and that baby will probably (now that we've got vaccines) grow up to be a kid..."

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@LingLass@vmst.io Total #redshirt move

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Acting!

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at least they didn't give him an obvious name or anything #monsterdon

Moooooortyyyy Nooooooo!!!!

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@peribotsarah I'll be honest it's not looking good so far

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OH GOD, JODIE TURNED INTO A PILE OF SEAWEED! #Monsterdon

More like Muertey.

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Hans, think you can do a kid’s voice?

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@aburka Judgment call I think but personally I want to maintain a higher bar for annoying people

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THE MONSTER ATE HIM RIGHT OUT OF THE UNIFORM

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"I found it in this weird clump of seaweed that also contains a shrivelled corpse or two"

feel for her having such a disrespectful daughter /s #monsterdon

I found the cap in a pile of splooge on the beach.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm serious it's surreal seeing people swimming in that thing when for as long as I've been alive it was nothing but fish kills and fertilizer runoff with a side order of abandoned boat.

aaaaand pretty lady got giant-water-beared :-(

This woman wouldn't talk to cops if she had a therapist to share w/ #Monsterdon

"what's kids got to do with it? and what's love got to do with it for that matter?"

#monsterdon

Oh no, no, she's going to see Jody turned into a raisin, NO MA, LOOK AWAY

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The cut makes it seem like her mom declared her missing the same night.

#MonsterDon

Sorry I'm late. Has the monster challenged the world yet? #Monsterdon

Mort? Mort?

Marco! Marco!

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You haven't got a chance.... little did she know how prophetic her words were. #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero

and Jody jodied

#Monsterdon

oh thank God Morty died. I wasn't gonna be able to focus on anything else while she kept yelling 'morty'

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@socketwench human extinction in 5 4 3 2 .. #monsterdon

"Where'd you find it?" "By the sea, by the sea, by the beautiful sea"

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Was. #Monsterdon

@nev ooh good point I hadn't noticed

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Bingo question: Does “his” hair count as shiny?

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This isn't so much day for night as day for day. "Check out that moon" my ass.

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Wow that Sheriff is sure good at clues

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Mort is kind of a creeper. #Monsterdon

Dun dun. dun dun dun dun...

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Morty est mort

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Anyone care to calculate how long it'll take for the monster to complete depopulate the movie?

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Kids. You know. Little versions of adults. #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

"What's kids got t'do, got t'do with it?"

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I wonder where they really filmed the beach and swimming scenes.

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"I'll tell you what happened! She's trapped in a horror movie where cultural norms around misogyny are reiterated!" #Monsterdon

The oboes know what's coming. #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon

Come on, flirty pun about being "out of your depth".

<fingers crossed>

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pretty awful date #monsterdon