Ok chunky "love interest" guy claiming he can wait for breakfast is the new least believable thing in this whole thing #Monsterdon
Dude there's an axe RIGHT THERE #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
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that axe could be the star of tthe show
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"Get help."
I guess. If you want. I had some toast earlier. #Monsterdon
Um, Sandyβs mom isnβt the greatest under pressure #Monsterdon
they should really strech this scene they shuld stop for breakfest and then go to the bank and post office and on #monsterdon all while they are cowering the closet
Dude What are you even doing? Jump it!
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@thegiddystitcher military aftermath review notes failure to propagate critical poking stick learnings to proximal parties #monsterdon
Everyone hilariously sucks at everything they try to do, this feels very realistic
Sandy didn't try AT ALL
here's johnny!
turn the mop into a spear, Sandymom.
sandy didn't try very hard
I'm not sure how I feel about stopping for a bite to eat being a recurring theme and important to the plot of the movie.
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #MonsterMiru
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I was going to joke about a Shining parallel but the little girl ddin't go out the window..
#monsterdon This is the last time I'll fetch you... *sniff* coffeeβ¦
No time for breakfast!
Remember they're born *hungry*.
#monsterdon
maybe step away from the door, ma'am? surely there are some windows or something...?
Wow, we actually had one (1) dramatic tension
"Someone will come to help us!"
Or, and here me out, you grab a salt shaker and take care of it yourself. #Monsterdon
Typical, once the bunny grows extra legs and mandibles, it gets discarded. Kids these days⦠#monsterdon
Sorry, I was lost in thought about the interconnected ramifications of the defeat of proposition 14a. #Monsterdon
Here's Sluggooo! #Monsterdon
Neither of these actresses are pulling off scared, or even vaguely pensive.
Sandy: "*screaming* MOMMY!! This is an improvement on your usual dates. Are you going to call that nice widow lady?" #Monsterdon
It's NOT alright. #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon
Oh no, Ladybug Girl confronted by the puppet of consequences!
Okay the model name of that car really looks like "SORRY"
"Try, Sandy, try!"
YES mother I'M DOING IT mother #Monsterdon
You left that thing in there with Grace? #monsterdon
Monster in room very cool
AXE! USE THE A--- or go hide. Sure.
I guess we're not gonna get a final girl killing it with an axe in the 50s.
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My God, ma'am! Please keep a closer eye on this kid! #Monsterdon #TheMonsterthatChallengedTheWorld πΎπ₯
All those wabbits will be haunting you, kiddo. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon ποΈβοΈπ΅π«¨π¦ͺπππ¦π±
luckily mollusc bodies are squishy so all she can really do is slime the door a bit
Locking yourself and your kid in the lab closet isnβt being nice to baby snail #monsterdon
There, honey, now we're trapped... errr... safe in here! #Monsterdon
Shirley Temple gonna save us all #Monsterdon
Honestly Sandy is doing more science than anyone else in this movie, somebody give her a lab coat
Monster at your door? Have you considered... a small shelving unit?
Yup. It is your fault that your favorite bunny is dead. Astute child. #Monsterdon
Tension builder - will the rescuers stop for breakfast?
irl laughed out loud at "β¦Grace??" and the slimed bunny enclosures
Movie, youβre going to make the little girl discover what happened to the rabbits???? #Monsterdon
snail was better to the bunnies than the humans would have been given they were likely experimental subjects #monsterdon
Why is the laboratory full of Top Secret secrets not actually fucking locked?
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Salton Sea 221.. hey they aren't answering the giant phone!
"I got dressed by myself... and played with the thermostat, both because you're neglectful" #Monsterdon
oh noe! the bnnuys!
I have one of those mobile phones. there're great.
I couldn't hear the depth charge go off because someone banged a drum. #Monsterdon
This scene brought to you by Lux soap. #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
Stop, drop, and roll, Sandy! #Monsterdon
Stand right by the thing door and turn on the spotlight from the wall switch
Bnuuys, noooo!
Monster <knocking on door>: GAIL I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT, COME OUT BABY, LET'S TALK
Surprise, there's a giant attack snail in the back of the station wagon.
aw man not the bnuuys >:(
Ticking clock fail.
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The mop is a nice touch. I'm guessing that's the mop closet.
#Monsterdon
Who could've possibly seen this coming?
"Gracie, is that you behind the shattered goo?" #Monsterdon
"Hey Gail, guess what, my co-diver nearly got me killed by making an 'honest mistake'...
... that do anything for you?
Yeah, we're gonna eat Mexican food so sloppy when we meet up."
Barbecued Monster
Boiled Monster
Broiled Monster
Baked Monster
Sauteed Monster
Monster Kebab
Monster Creole
Monster Jambalaya
Monster GUmbo
Pan Fried Monster
Deep Fried Monster
Stir Fried Monster
Pineapple Monster
Lemon Monster
Coconut Monster
Pepper Monster
Monster Soup
Monster Stew
Monster Salad
Monster and Potatoes
Monster Burger
Monster Po'Boy
Monster Scampi
I lost my bet on the rabbits on the body count.
Goddamn that's a lot of hasenpfeffer
Eat the kid!
Stay where you are!
Were⦠were they all undressed and hiding behind the jeep just now?
So much for the rabbits.
It's a good thing the monster can't move from a stationary position
Ladybug girl meets young spunk monster!
βItβs a geat relief, knowing we got them allβ #Monsterdon
@steggy MURDER MOLLUSK!
Big budget explosion! #monsterdon
Methinks you could've set the detonation timers a bit longer
maybe a lot longer
honestly, a monsterized ladybug larva would be a badass kaiju
π΅ Who lives in a cardboard shell under the sea? π΅
confirmed neither of them are cool guys #monsterdon
Your plan for expediting their ascension is ... to stand by the shore & mutter "hurry up"? Ok. #Monsterdon
@splott You're welcome. At least when it glitches, we all glitch together. π₯² #Monsterdon #TheMonsterthatChallengedTheWorld πΎπ₯
I haven't had escargot in ages.
I still don't know if I'd eat it again.
We've seen these creatures out of their shells before, right?
So...
... they're hermit snails? I assume there's gotta be some hermit snails out there IRL, yeah?
And no, I don't mean slugs.
Damn you all talking about seafood. making me hungry again.
Hmm can you make Seafood Louis with giant snails?
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Seafood_Louis
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"Did they buy it?" "Yeah, I think so."
#Monsterdon ποΈβοΈπ΅π«¨π¦ͺπππ¦π±
death by double-exposure I guess
@CactuarJoe "oh nice my doordash is early!"
Sorry, why are they carefully placing explosives on each monster? I'm pretty sure the Navy has bombs big enough that they could just drop it to the bottom and take them all out in one go. if there's one thing I'm pretty sure the US military has, it's large amounts of explosives!
These navy divers keep getting snagged on their environment. Is that best practice? #Monsterdon
Snail mlem continues to delight #monsterdon
@Taweret Shoulda been!!! #Monsterdon #TheMonsterthatChallengedTheWorld πΎπ₯
Like the photographer kid at the end of Terminator.
I kinda want the human-entangling seaweed to come back and offer an assist
Diver guy is going to end up watching another of his diver friends diver die again isn't he?
Oh shit, more challenging
I'll just hold this explosive charge between my legs.....
I was fine with the diving scenes until the emphatic nods lol