And we end the movie with a rawr.
Sandy learned NOTHING. She's rewarded w/ swimming for putting her mom & her mom's fuck boy & her mom's place of business at risk of destruction. #Monsterdon
Will nobody think of the bunnies?
@davesdogmaggie π« #Monsterdon #TheMonsterthatChallengedTheWorld πΎπ₯
Is it hot steam? Cool mist? We'll never know!
Oh sure now that he softened it up w/ a fire extinguisher their guns can finish it off. #Monsterdon
I personally would want to be sure it was safe to swim but run time is up! Good times at the old #monsterdon
I don't know what sound I expect them to make, but not that
I'm sorry, no way I'm going swimming after that thing jumps out of the sea. #Monsterdon
The monster is attacking. Choose your weapon.
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #MonsterMiru #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #MonsterMiru
This America, how come nobody guns?
#monsterdon No axe?
Boo!
Eat cold flame suppressant, you fiend. #Monsterdon
There's an AX right there. Grab the fucking AX. It's a giant snail, not a fire. #Monsterdon
Is he gonna die? Is this a Sean Astin in Stranger Things moment?
#monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #ChallengedTheWorld1957
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now he's just being a jerk to this giant prehistoric mollusc
"Close your eyes, honey! I want you all watching to close your eyes, too. No one should have to watch this..."
Try the deet, you fool! #Monsterdon
Checkov's Axe! #Monsterdon
I spy an axe on the wall. Just sayin'
I'm renaming this film to "The very naughty girl who disobeyed the rules and destroyed a lot of public property due to her tomfoolery"
@Lazarou Nah, he couldn't cling on to life either.
Like father like daughter.
Yeah I can see how that *snail* would have been all over you if you had done anything other than frantically running into the closet
like, say, walking at normal speed into the closet
or walking at normal speed out the front door
or walking in any other direction away from the giant snail
The Monster That Challenged Door Manufacturing Methodologies Of The 20th Century.
Ok chunky "love interest" guy claiming he can wait for breakfast is the new least believable thing in this whole thing #Monsterdon
Dude there's an axe RIGHT THERE #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
that axe could be the star of tthe show
#Monsterdon
"Get help."
I guess. If you want. I had some toast earlier. #Monsterdon
Um, Sandyβs mom isnβt the greatest under pressure #Monsterdon
they should really strech this scene they shuld stop for breakfest and then go to the bank and post office and on #monsterdon all while they are cowering the closet
Dude What are you even doing? Jump it!
#Monsterdon
@thegiddystitcher military aftermath review notes failure to propagate critical poking stick learnings to proximal parties #monsterdon
Everyone hilariously sucks at everything they try to do, this feels very realistic
Sandy didn't try AT ALL
here's johnny!
turn the mop into a spear, Sandymom.
sandy didn't try very hard
I'm not sure how I feel about stopping for a bite to eat being a recurring theme and important to the plot of the movie.
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I was going to joke about a Shining parallel but the little girl ddin't go out the window..
#monsterdon This is the last time I'll fetch you... *sniff* coffeeβ¦
No time for breakfast!
Remember they're born *hungry*.
#monsterdon
maybe step away from the door, ma'am? surely there are some windows or something...?
COFFEE, YOU SAY? :blobfoxcofeowo:
Wow, we actually had one (1) dramatic tension
"Someone will come to help us!"
Or, and here me out, you grab a salt shaker and take care of it yourself. #Monsterdon
Typical, once the bunny grows extra legs and mandibles, it gets discarded. Kids these days⦠#monsterdon
This is some first-class puppetry
Sorry, I was lost in thought about the interconnected ramifications of the defeat of proposition 14a. #Monsterdon
Here's Sluggooo! #Monsterdon
Neither of these actresses are pulling off scared, or even vaguely pensive.
Sandy: "*screaming* MOMMY!! This is an improvement on your usual dates. Are you going to call that nice widow lady?" #Monsterdon
It's NOT alright. #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon
Oh no, Ladybug Girl confronted by the puppet of consequences!
Okay the model name of that car really looks like "SORRY"
"Try, Sandy, try!"
YES mother I'M DOING IT mother #Monsterdon
Monster in room very cool
You left that thing in there with Grace? #monsterdon
My God, ma'am! Please keep a closer eye on this kid! #Monsterdon #TheMonsterthatChallengedTheWorld πΎπ₯
AXE! USE THE A--- or go hide. Sure.
I guess we're not gonna get a final girl killing it with an axe in the 50s.
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All those wabbits will be haunting you, kiddo. #Monsterdon
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luckily mollusc bodies are squishy so all she can really do is slime the door a bit
Locking yourself and your kid in the lab closet isnβt being nice to baby snail #monsterdon
There, honey, now we're trapped... errr... safe in here! #Monsterdon
Shirley Temple gonna save us all #Monsterdon
Honestly Sandy is doing more science than anyone else in this movie, somebody give her a lab coat
Monster at your door? Have you considered... a small shelving unit?
Tension builder - will the rescuers stop for breakfast?
Yup. It is your fault that your favorite bunny is dead. Astute child. #Monsterdon
irl laughed out loud at "β¦Grace??" and the slimed bunny enclosures
Movie, youβre going to make the little girl discover what happened to the rabbits???? #Monsterdon
snail was better to the bunnies than the humans would have been given they were likely experimental subjects #monsterdon
Why is the laboratory full of Top Secret secrets not actually fucking locked?
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Salton Sea 221.. hey they aren't answering the giant phone!
"I got dressed by myself... and played with the thermostat, both because you're neglectful" #Monsterdon
oh noe! the bnnuys!
I have one of those mobile phones. there're great.
I couldn't hear the depth charge go off because someone banged a drum. #Monsterdon
This scene brought to you by Lux soap. #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
Stop, drop, and roll, Sandy! #Monsterdon
Stand right by the thing door and turn on the spotlight from the wall switch
Bnuuys, noooo!
Monster <knocking on door>: GAIL I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT, COME OUT BABY, LET'S TALK
Surprise, there's a giant attack snail in the back of the station wagon.
aw man not the bnuuys >:(
Ticking clock fail.
#monsterdon
The mop is a nice touch. I'm guessing that's the mop closet.
#Monsterdon
Who could've possibly seen this coming?
"Gracie, is that you behind the shattered goo?" #Monsterdon
"Hey Gail, guess what, my co-diver nearly got me killed by making an 'honest mistake'...
... that do anything for you?
Yeah, we're gonna eat Mexican food so sloppy when we meet up."
Barbecued Monster
Boiled Monster
Broiled Monster
Baked Monster
Sauteed Monster
Monster Kebab
Monster Creole
Monster Jambalaya
Monster GUmbo
Pan Fried Monster
Deep Fried Monster
Stir Fried Monster
Pineapple Monster
Lemon Monster
Coconut Monster
Pepper Monster
Monster Soup
Monster Stew
Monster Salad
Monster and Potatoes
Monster Burger
Monster Po'Boy
Monster Scampi
I lost my bet on the rabbits on the body count.
Goddamn that's a lot of hasenpfeffer
Eat the kid!
Stay where you are!
Were⦠were they all undressed and hiding behind the jeep just now?
So much for the rabbits.
It's a good thing the monster can't move from a stationary position
Ladybug girl meets young spunk monster!