Ectoplasm! #Monsterdon
Hoo boy, wetsuits have sure come a long way
Coffee mentioned
Unless you are married if you have sex you will die. 1956. #monsterdon
ewww morty secretions
More radioactive monster spunk!
"OH NO, SHE'S HAVING PRE-MARITAL HANKY-PANKY!"
The cap belongs to the US government, Junior...
#monsterdon 3-2-1, AND HERE COMES RICK! Eh Morty!
yeah I found the cap on that shriveled corpse over there
#Monsterdon
did we know Mort well enough for him to count as "annoying person eaten"?
MORTY! I'M A PICKLE! #Monsterdon
sorry mort, you're going to meet Death. again.
Mort est morte.
I challenged the Monster and the Monster won
#monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld1957
Mom washes her hair with lye soap
#Monsterdon
Morty. He’s named for death. #Monsterdon
Jody stopped wearing her bathing suit OVER her clothes ages ago. Simply ages.
Wubba lubba dub dub, Mr meeseeks and so forth
Who are you going out with?
Morty
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChangedTheWorld1957 #MonsterMiru
Morty get your ass over here!
#monsterdon
White goo on the side of the boat? I hope that's not... you know what? Never mind what I hope it's not. 🤮
...The guy's name is Mort. Now THAT'S a little on the nose. You wanna start the countdown to his death or should I? #Monsterdon
Bechdel test: solidly failed
“I’d like to talk to you about your beach.”
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
These days those bars you clamp things to in the lab would be at the back of a fume hood, they are great.
Also those are not the units you measure radiation with XD
#monsterdon We've got the morgue locker that doesn't leak fluid, and the one that does. Want the non-soggy one, or the off-pink soggy one?
No, it is a Czech Test, the latest thing from Europe.
@hollie Not in the 50s
How on earth are those separatory funnels being supported on that lattice?!?! I don't see any rings, but maybe it's the angle?
“Speed up your science, scientist!”
Surprise radioactivity finding feels realistic
#monsterdon I don't know about radioactive but as a Gen-X all I know is going in the Salton Sea is super inadvisable
while typing: Is this the first use of the sandwich in the morgue gag/trope?
A "check test", can you be more specific?
#Monsterdon
“You gonna close down the beaches on your own authority?”
wait the cum is radioactive now? oof
#monsterdon
idk... I've heard "read the riot act" in the US too....
@YsengrinWolf """"ham""""
#Monsterdon
Man, strokes have changed!
"Read the riot act" is a britishism. This is an american movie set in california. #monsterdon
@apLundell But is it a Chekov's Fire Axe?
#monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #ChallengedTheWorld1957
We can rule out anger based on the scientific principle of Plot Relevance
Scared to death? Is this The Tingler again?
Quarantine? Did anyone have "sensible precautions" on their bingo card?
#monsterdon
Dracula has a new underwater lair! #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon
WE'VE GOT TO CLOSE THE B- oh htey actually are closing the beaches huh #Monsterdon
Puncture wounds? Exsanguination?! AQUAVAMPIRES
"Okay, now that I talked to a woman, I'm going to have a post-coital pipe smoke. Alone. Cab fare's on the nightstand." #Monsterdon
You know, I've only ever seen one person smoke a pipe in real life
@ottaross The little girl IS the monster to that ladybug.
did he murder that ladybug #monsterdon He's the real monster
Probably Chekov's Ladybug
How many Marines did you need to make that much of a "secretion"?
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
The pipe is in the mouth ... the matchbox is out and open ... AND THE PIPE IS LIT! We have smoking!
Captain Beaver gnawing his paw off at their sloppy OpSec. They're hot to trot whereby trot I mean commit acts of treasonous disclosure to enemies of their nation. #Monsterdon
Bechdel test passed thanks to a bunny rabbit.
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
"marine secretion"
"Young lady you're not to discuss that with ANYONE."
"Well gee wilickers, mister, I'm only an adult human being working on a military base, I've never kept a secret before!"
"I wanna see the rabbits, George".
A simple marine secretion, okay
#Monsterdon
“People are always jumping to wild conclusions regarding nuclear reactions” #Monsterdon
lets see if this guy gets over his "science fiction" skepticism before being killed by a monster #monsterdon
Science fiction and science fact are not the same and you'll be only seeing the science fiction of atomic energy in this movie.
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChangedTheWorld1957 #MonsterMiru
I really hope that excessively attractive secretary kills everyone.
I understand it isn't that sort of film, but I hope.
Oh good there's a second girl in this movie (she's also a secretary).
Yeah you can't see Grace today, she's having her eyes propped open to test oven cleaner >:( #Monsterdon
Ah, the 50's, when men were men, women were all secretaries, and radioactivity was the cause of all kaiju
Ehrlenmeyer flask, it's genuine science!
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
Do they know about shrinkage?
#monsterdon You understand or you don't understand? You FETCH THE COFFEE... YOU WENCH... ;) you don't understand, nevermind! ;)
“Sir, I just said I was sorry about the accident, I didn’t say I was going to go tell my bridge club all about it”
Traditional monster movie line detected! "[X thing] does strange things to the human body..." #Monsterdon
is was shriveled ?
#Monsterdon
"Sure is an eager beaver..."
"That's no way to talk about a friend of Flutterboy."
Nice chemistry lab
How could they recognize that as Hollister? He was completely deformed.
They Live!
Slime! Yay, everything is better with slime.
#Monsterdon
"No, of course I don't understand!"
Boatkakke
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon It's the coming of the lord!!!
ew it's the Stuff!
Oh god, marshmallow fluff all over your hand? Nasty
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
They have FOUR research labs, all carefully numbered. #monsterdon
Is that Stuff on the boat? Also bad forensic protocol. #monsterdon
It's also a lake, not a sea....
Hollister is what our friend calls me, so I don't really appreciate what has happened to Hollister here
GOOOOOOOOOP
Ewww!!! #Monsterdon
"They jump close to 20 men every day"
Phrasing. #Monsterdon
Oh, he passed out after getting a bunch of white goop everywhere... 🤔
HAhahahha, a huge smear of mysterious goo, and he just runs his whole hand through it, this guy should definitely be in charge
uhh that's a lot of cum
#monsterdon