OH NO THE POOR RABBITS!
That kid is going to be haunted for the rest of her life.
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
"I've Deus Ex'd the Machina, I gotta go now" #Monsterdon
Fortunately, the little girl turned the water temperature to boiling! The samples were destroyed, but the creature didn't finish hatching.
...no?
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
Maybe don't keep your super science devices in the room with the bunnies.
She touched the knob of no touching!! #Monsterdon
in the kid's defense, no one told her about the Knob That Must Not Be Touched.
In our usual monster movies a child establishes a special bond with the monster that saves the world.
In this, the child dooms us all.
DOOOOOOOM
yes make a snail friend #monsterdon
So, they are studing the easter bunny on this navy lab?
#monsterdon
"Sandy?" "Yes, Mommy?" "Did you complete the sabotage?" "Yes, Mommy." "That's a good Young Pioneer girl. Now let's go home."
"Tell me about the rabbits again, ladybug" #Monsterdon
Take your daughter to mutagenic substances day at the office again #Monsterdon
Need a Molly guard on that thermostat.
#monsterdon
Look a that, the rabbits are alive. I figured she couldn't see them because they'd all be sacrificed for the end of the experiment. #monsterdon
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βοΈ TRIVIA THAT CHALLENGED
THE WORLD π
π Listen for the character who has been called "George" by his wife, Connie Blake, suddenly, during his underwater scene, be referred to as "Mike" by his colleague.
It's not his real name, either. No explanation for this. Don't let it keep you up tonight, though.
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She's gonna press the button of doom!
#Monsterdon
Let me guess little ladybug girl is going to screw things up. #Monsterdon
Every shed owner in America in the 50s was armed with a shotgun. How that country has fallen.
bnuuys!
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
Mommy, can I drink what is in this flask?
Do you want to explode?
Then he sees the slug monster rolling past in a car. #Monsterdon
*hears children⦠grabs shotgun
Looks like he's running a betting pool with that board
If Proposition 14A had passed everything would've been SO MUCH BETTER you understand #Monsterdon
Yep, put that newspaper down over the ashtray. No such thing as a fire risk.
Moh's and Mindy
"And next time vote for bonds to fund your local libraries and museums for FUCKING PHILISTINES."
This man has never cooperated with the police ever in his life. How many bodies does he have in that room that wasn't approved?
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld
It makes sense that southern California would have such an extensive canal network given how important it was to San Bernadino county's economy to efficiently transport coal and cotton during the industrial revolution of 19th century England #Monsterdon
By the music they're gonna find one last romantic giant shrimp. #Monsterdon
I bet the monster is doing something cool rn
always love a good dam scene
This guy is acting odd because he suspects the cops are here about his serial killing hobby. #Monsterdon
That proposition comment was so California π #Monsterdon
I have always dreamed of being the last repository of The One True Map
Riveted by this subplot about the bond initiative. #Monsterdon
proposition 14A backstory
"I always cooperate with the authorities!"
So don't look in the back rooms! #Monsterdon
βChopper.β
Tell us, wise man from scene 24, is there an underground river? #monsterdon
The trailer had more monster than the movie.
#TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon Come again?
US Army/US Navy - who cares about the details
#Monsterdon
Now we're speculating about underground rivers big enough for the spunk monsters.
She's not your lover, son. She's just a girl who thinks that you are the one
"What's wrong?"
"I left my pointy stick in the car and then got radio-active bukkake'd.
I need a joint, someone get me a joint".
Man, go wash your hands! You donβt want to know what that stuff is!
That guy was off smoking Mary Jean all right. #Monsterdon
Last Dance with Mary Jane?
βIt wasβ¦ soapβ¦ poisoning.β
Heβs having an alien stroke. #Monsterdon
Longines watch product placement
Taking a break to go look for some pens on Amazon for some reason.
Of all the unbelievable things this movie expects us to accept, that the beautiful husband-less woman ends up with the chunky military slob instead of the newly widowed hottie is the most egregious #Monsterdon
So, is this pen going to be important later? We've spent a fair amount of screen time on it.
Oh good the comedy stereotype is here. #Monsterdon
"I wish a mollusc would emerge from this well and eat another romantic interest of mine.
It's the only way I can get in the mood anymore."
is that kid trying to sell joints?!?
I wonder what the monster is up to
#monsterdon
Can we get back to the monster please?
#monsterdon
Oh the haunting sight of straight people snuggling in public #Monsterdon
I'm sorry, did they go to Mexico for dinner?
is the ladybug coming back
Random side characters, you can speed up the process of something happening by mentioning you're a week away from retirement
@whiskeysailor its the police they unfortunly have the budget #monsterdon
#Monsterdon ποΈβοΈπ΅π«¨π¦ͺπππ¦π±
she could do a lot better than this guy, I swear she could
Switch board operator is the Hungry Girl of the team. #Monsterdon
the federal banks stakeout was a canon event #monsterdon
Not studying them for science, not examine their effects from the ecosystem, just instantly to carpet bombing.
Have movies been killing pregnant lady's husband's for pathos for THIS long?
Ducks? Do I see ducks in the water?
coffee and sandwiches!
"The personal things I said yesterday, commander.
About how I wanted to devour your asshole like it was a BBQ bucket? It's just the talk of my dead husband got me steamed up."
...car.... ballet?
I know there's a man eating snail on the loose buuuuuut... wanna go out? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon ποΈβοΈπ΅π«¨π¦ͺπππ¦π±
they have three digit phone numbers?
Mmm, yes. A military that works reasonably with the local constabulary for the good of the citizenry.
Thatβs how you know itβs science fiction.
Why have they built what looks like a bunch of bleach traps (at least when I build them that's what usually in them) on that lattice? What are they doing that they need 3 of them?!?!
Did these navy men not bring any rifles on this excursion?
"I'm sure glad we had a snail expert on hand!"
I'm sorry, I zoned out with all the talking heads.
I like a centrefold as much as the next pervert, but...
It's really great that this guy is the only guy who knows anything about this v expensive & extraordinarily dangerous threat. We should definitely enact his scheme w/o any safeguards or double checking his assertions. #Monsterdon
Yes, you should DEFINITELY wait until someone gets eaten to warn people about the giant shellfish. #Monsterdon
It's true, snails have taken over the land, especially after a rain. I hate it when they get inside my crocs and I accidentally squash them. π¬
#Monsterdon
Thatβs a pretty specific hypothesis #Monsterdon
The California Office of Environmental Health Hazard Assessment has issued an advisory for any fish caught in the All-American Canal due to elevated levels of mercury, PCBs, and selenium.
All doctors kept snail footage readily on hand back then. How times have changed.
We should place bets on who will turn the temperature knob. Will it be a mad scientist who wants to see what happens, a general convinced they can convince the hatchling to fight the soviets, or maybe an unwitting janitor who bumps it with their mop?
So is the monster really challenging the whole world? Or is it just challenging some doltish dullards on one section of the shores of the Salton Sea?
Snail sex! Thatβs what weβre here for!
Now for an amusing confusion between Farenheit and Celsius #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon
"scientifically documented kraken"
Chekov's knob has entered the chat.
We think this specimen escaped from Eurekas Castle
"As long as this knob is set to that the temperature remains constant..."
Enter the janitor.
it's the story
of a hard-shelled family
who was filled with lots of goo of every kind
Are ya gonna like, put a piece of tape over the nob...a post-it note reading "do not change or horrible monstering will occur"? No?