You see, Dr. Hendrix has a lot of... experience with people being...

stoned.

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THEY PUT HER IN AN IRON LUNG???

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OK, so Ginny's hand is stoning, and she's tiny - but both her parents fully stoned to death before these scientists even got here to children have some kind of stone slowing immunity?

Oh man, that's a beautiful car indeed
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Today's feature brought to you by Medusa #Monsterdon

In 1957, they didn't have the Internet. So people would try to find porn by looking at minerals through microscopes. That's why he's so upset about the negative cleavage.

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#Monsterdon Also, can we talk about the fact that they haven't contacted any of the girl's next of kin?

@BsCreativeLife 😂 🤦 😂

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@blogdiva It has positive cleavage #monsterdon

Speaking of iron compounds, anyone have a hookup for sodium nitroprusside? I could use a couple of grams and don't want to buy a giant bottle of it.

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#monsterdon before you feel too bad for Ginny, they cut a scene of her saying some things about the Irish that have Not aged well, hashtag monsterdon fact

Four Corners to Las Angeles. BEEP BEEP!

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Negative cleavage, so basically Kate Moss? #monsterdon

Jenny is getting stoned in the 50s? She's ahead of her time.
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Dr. Hendrix, the Doctor of Rock!

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#Monsterdon Tourists?!

From far away they come... meatier. #monsterdon

This guy is so unconcerned about the piece of the rock he has, did he get his rock vaccine or something? #Monsterdon

There's a Rocky Horror Picture Show joke in here somewhere. I can't find it. Maybe I'm too stoned.

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"Negative cleavage?"
PHRASING
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Ginny looks stoned #Monsterdon

@paco That would be positive cleavage. We’ve gone negative. #Monsterdon

Iron phosphate? Meh.

But APOTHECARY JARS!!!! I love them!!!

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Simpson Rock ...

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This rock is made of anhydrous refabulated amolite!

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Is she a lithanthrope now? Do we have to worry about a full, rocky moon?

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#Monsterdon hard as rock

who is good and who is bad

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"Negative cleavage"

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Negative cleavage? So, you've met my wife??

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So Barney Rubble and Fred Flinstone would have a shot in this film.

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chert? olivine? sir, i've already spent 4 hours today playing Vintage Story, please don't tempt me into 4 more... (¬_¬ ) #monsterdon

Homer Simpson rock is identical. WHat does that mean?
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Negative cleavage…

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#Monsterdon Ginny found the Viagra too! She’s hard as a rock! Don’t need that suction cup base, am I right!?!

#Monsterdon Negative cleavage is only a thing that Elvira can pull off.

#Monsterdon time to get your petrificiation shot kiddo

that guy has good hair but it would be better if he didn't plaster it down

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Negative cleavage? Fresh! #Monsterdon

Negative cleavage: the space rock is a trans man (don’t make this joke at home) #monsterdon

Take off your chert! Woooooo!

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She's got Rock Shock

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Negative cleavage, you say?

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[insert negative cleavage joke here]

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"...negative cleavage?"

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You could say her temperature is dropping like a rock. 😜

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peers into the microscope

Yup, it's still rock.

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Negative cleavage? So no boobs in this movie?

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Negative cleavage, there's a joke there.

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Negative cleavage? Yeah it's the 60s, we can't show that on the big screen. #Monsterdon

Def Children of the Corn vibe on that kid.

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@Jvmguy What is this "plot" you speak of

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NEGATIVE CLEAVAGE #Monsterdon #monolithmonsters1957

#monsterdon negative cleavage, that's new for a mid-century B movie

Little girls in shock is our connection to last week ☹️ #Monsterdon

Could you imagine what this stuff might do if it hit a nebula that contained water in space?

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No cleavage? This movie is flat as a cutting board.
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shock is normal for kids. best to get it young. like chicken pox

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I really hope the rockified-people don't start boiling and exploding if they get watered 😨 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That kid actor is doing her darnedest to stay absolutely still. Mad props.

So she’s shocked quartz?

"Okay, Jenny is addicted to heroin now. I hope you're happy."

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#Monsterdon Dude, you're describing a kidney stone.

Chert? Geroxine? Aren't those Pokemon?

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#Monsterdon I know I’ve seen this before, and I have no memory of the plot at all.

"Sometimes shock can be a merciful thing"

Indeed

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She and the little girl from "Them!" have a lot in common.

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Are we sure we're not just watching the Cindy Brady origin story #Monsterdon #monolithmonsters1957

@nev I was impressed!

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#monsterdon Ginny < broken babydoll kid from Them

"I've never seen a child sit so still when I shoot them up with hydrochloric acid." - Doctor

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getting a late start on #monsterdon and probably won't be doing much commentary

I hope there's a paper factory nearby, it's the only known defense in these sort of situations. #Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

The only rational explanation is that ths is The Rapture #monsterdon

He is taking the girl to safety but took a little rock along as a treat.
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"Here you go Jenny, just a liiiiiittle pick me up... 50ccs on pure morphine. Say hello to the moon for me!" #Monsterdon

Oh wait, is she not dead? #Monsterdon

shes enlithified

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#monsterdon Who's this, RFK Jr.?

"They're minerals, Marie!"

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ELO's "Turn to Stone" will never be the same for me again.

"Something tore up the lab"

"You might say it was rocked."

"A real hard situation to take for granite" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh look a traumatized little girl! just like on last week's monsterdon

She's still moving. I did not expect that.

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@brooke That's what this movie needs. Sean Connery. #monsterdon #monolithmonsters

Wow! They really brought down the house with their rock! Like AC/DC. #Monsterdon

gosh, if you could only grind these up into sand... what a plentiful source of silica sand!

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Sailing into #Monsterdon late tonight to find Jenny in a state that is totally This Week's Mood for me and some Stone Cold Victims

Have we met this corpse or is it a new character?
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#Monsterdon You’ll never find out, until some silly woman fetches you coffee.

https://youtu.be/3QakO0ibH84?si=RmNEBJO5Vfu4w8zD #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ginny died before she perfected the art of innocent-sounding questions meant to devestate your enemy

#Monsterdon "mum! dad! it's EVIL don't touch it"

"Jenny from the Rock" 🎵
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"i'd better stay put"
i volunteer as tribute.
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she's gone post-rock #monsterdon

Wait, is he vaccinating her against ROCKS? Rock Pox?

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#monsterdon Fun fact, Darna is a superhero from the Philippines that acquires her powers after eating an alien rock

You'll need this...flashlight.

What, are you going to interrogate them? Look at them in the dark?

Good luck, budget James Garner.

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@strangefour@retro.pizza But I don't see any giant ants?

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Okay, I was wrong. #monsterdon