Negative cleavage? So, you've met my wife??

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So Barney Rubble and Fred Flinstone would have a shot in this film.

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chert? olivine? sir, i've already spent 4 hours today playing Vintage Story, please don't tempt me into 4 more... (¬_¬ ) #monsterdon

Homer Simpson rock is identical. WHat does that mean?
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Negative cleavage…

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Silicates, sure, but it sounds like the rocks are all over in terms of basaltic vs granitic?

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#Monsterdon Ginny found the Viagra too! She’s hard as a rock! Don’t need that suction cup base, am I right!?!

#Monsterdon Negative cleavage is only a thing that Elvira can pull off.

"Let's go look for obsidian in the dark. Makes sense" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon time to get your petrificiation shot kiddo

that guy has good hair but it would be better if he didn't plaster it down

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Negative cleavage? Fresh! #Monsterdon

Negative cleavage: the space rock is a trans man (don’t make this joke at home) #monsterdon

Take off your chert! Woooooo!

#monsterdon #monolithmonsters

She's got Rock Shock

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Negative cleavage, you say?

#Monsterdon

[insert negative cleavage joke here]

#Monsterdon

"...negative cleavage?"

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You could say her temperature is dropping like a rock. 😜

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Negative cleavage? So no boobs in this movie?

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peers into the microscope

Yup, it's still rock.

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Negative cleavage, there's a joke there.

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Negative cleavage? Yeah it's the 60s, we can't show that on the big screen. #Monsterdon

Def Children of the Corn vibe on that kid.

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#NegativeCleavage #Monsterdon

@Jvmguy What is this "plot" you speak of

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NEGATIVE CLEAVAGE #Monsterdon #monolithmonsters1957

#monsterdon negative cleavage, that's new for a mid-century B movie

Little girls in shock is our connection to last week ☹️ #Monsterdon

Could you imagine what this stuff might do if it hit a nebula that contained water in space?

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No cleavage? This movie is flat as a cutting board.
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shock is normal for kids. best to get it young. like chicken pox

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I really hope the rockified-people don't start boiling and exploding if they get watered 😨 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That kid actor is doing her darnedest to stay absolutely still. Mad props.

So she’s shocked quartz?

"Okay, Jenny is addicted to heroin now. I hope you're happy."

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#Monsterdon Dude, you're describing a kidney stone.

Chert? Geroxine? Aren't those Pokemon?

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#Monsterdon I know I’ve seen this before, and I have no memory of the plot at all.

"Sometimes shock can be a merciful thing"

Indeed

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She and the little girl from "Them!" have a lot in common.

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Are we sure we're not just watching the Cindy Brady origin story #Monsterdon #monolithmonsters1957

@nev I was impressed!

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#monsterdon Ginny < broken babydoll kid from Them

"I've never seen a child sit so still when I shoot them up with hydrochloric acid." - Doctor

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getting a late start on #monsterdon and probably won't be doing much commentary

@wohali trying to take a blood sample but you just get a tube full of gravel

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I hope there's a paper factory nearby, it's the only known defense in these sort of situations. #Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

The only rational explanation is that ths is The Rapture #monsterdon

He is taking the girl to safety but took a little rock along as a treat.
#Monsterdon

"Here you go Jenny, just a liiiiiittle pick me up... 50ccs on pure morphine. Say hello to the moon for me!" #Monsterdon

Oh wait, is she not dead? #Monsterdon

shes enlithified

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#monsterdon Who's this, RFK Jr.?

"They're minerals, Marie!"

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#TheMonolithMonsters #Monsterdon
ELO's "Turn to Stone" will never be the same for me again.

"Something tore up the lab"

"You might say it was rocked."

"A real hard situation to take for granite" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh look a traumatized little girl! just like on last week's monsterdon

@brooke That's what this movie needs. Sean Connery. #monsterdon #monolithmonsters

She's still moving. I did not expect that.

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Wow! They really brought down the house with their rock! Like AC/DC. #Monsterdon

gosh, if you could only grind these up into sand... what a plentiful source of silica sand!

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Sailing into #Monsterdon late tonight to find Jenny in a state that is totally This Week's Mood for me and some Stone Cold Victims

Have we met this corpse or is it a new character?
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#Monsterdon You’ll never find out, until some silly woman fetches you coffee.

https://youtu.be/3QakO0ibH84?si=RmNEBJO5Vfu4w8zD #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ginny died before she perfected the art of innocent-sounding questions meant to devestate your enemy

#Monsterdon "mum! dad! it's EVIL don't touch it"

"Jenny from the Rock" 🎵
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she's gone post-rock #monsterdon

"i'd better stay put"
i volunteer as tribute.
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Wait, is he vaccinating her against ROCKS? Rock Pox?

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#monsterdon Fun fact, Darna is a superhero from the Philippines that acquires her powers after eating an alien rock

You'll need this...flashlight.

What, are you going to interrogate them? Look at them in the dark?

Good luck, budget James Garner.

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@strangefour@retro.pizza But I don't see any giant ants?

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Okay, I was wrong. #monsterdon

@blogdiva And they’re nowhere near Atlanta. #Monsterdon

These alien invaders are pretty believable for the Monsterdon, very alien

Ginny is a borg now or something!

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well i think i've gotta say

this movie rocks #monsterdon

@Taweret Tortured and goofy #Monsterdon

Hmm, 🧐 what is this #Monsterdon I see all over the place ?!

She was REALLY bad this year so Santa just went full send #Monsterdon #monolithmonsters1957

#Monsterdon it wasn’t an explosion, it was party favors!

She's SEEN some shit.

#monsterdon #monolithmonsters

Sure, this movie will kill a kid #Monsterdon

Jenny: "I have joined with the rocks. I speak for them now."

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Okay but them driving up and finding all that obsidian scattered around the house was pretty spooky.

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#Monsterdon 🌑 🗿 ☄️ 💎 🌵 😱

And Ginny's *petrified*

Curious what the set designers used to make all these space rocks...

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Well, the Simpsons are dead. Good job, Ginny.

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Well let's hope the wet season isn't coming soon. #monsterdon

Another movie with a traumatized toddler huh?

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No actual rocks were harmed in the making of this film.

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ginny has seen Some Things. #monsterdon

she's more rock than girl now

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Another week, another catatonic child. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon mortician’s hair is a sign of explosion

oh hell no you get that kid to a priest you don't let a haunted ass kid like that back in the house #monsterdon

Monolith monsters is the prequel to The Birds #Monsterdon fact

Those rocks really don't like buildings.
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dang these rocks really know how to throw a house party #monsterdon