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#Monsterdon sorry seymore girls don't like to be treated like a piece of meat (*exceptions apply)
"She better have a dick...."
#monsterdon Wonder what Clyde's real voice is like?
what is even going on right now
Leonora is a Looney Tunes character. #Monsterdon
Jackie Joseph's cleavage is doing a lot to elevate this production. π
How's The Rain On The Rhubarb?
My name is Leonara Clyde and I was overdubbed in post. #Monsterdon
Thatβs not just Yiddish. That a bizarre set of prepositions. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Vegan hypnosis was not in my bingo card
@Lazarou I would say Audrey was probably wrong to get involved in the first place but now that she's already embedded in this weirdness she might as well ride it out
#monsterdon Hypno-plant! "Yes, Master!"
when did the plant learn hypnotism
#monsterdon Ma reminds me so much of my mother. "I'll just go to an alley and curl up and dieβ - "What's keeping you? Get on with it then... I call you on your toxic bullshit Boomer.β hahahahahah
Maybe a date hanging out with a human eating plant was not the greatest idea
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#monsterdon the Krelborns living on a laxative based diet is kind of funny, PB&J being exotic foodstuffs and all.
@Bluedepth The shot only happens if the countdown ends at the same value regardless of the path it takes through the complex plane
#monsterdon You want to eat me, Seymour??
Mrs Shiva is a serial killer isn't she?
#Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors
boy's never tasted food that's like...food
don't cry for me, auderytina
@Lazarou Not to worry, just a blood pressure cuff.
I am enjoying this stretch where the tympani player is taking a smoke break #monsterdon
I could use a food that shrinks my sinus tissues.
Ma better become plant food. Sheβs horrible.
@Lazarou nah just autoerotic kneehammering. #Monsterdon
Hiding in the flower refrigerator is very smart #monsterdon
I have a BINGO #MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon
Fucking hell is the ma injecting heroin now?
nom :3
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The plant knows when to play ball. #Monsterdon
now don't you try to SNOW me biff
#Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors1960
Another musical reference. This is def a musical-ish production.
Gonna get rid of the plant, gonna say good bye, Mushnick said. "Aloha! Oy!"
lol, are they just going lure vagrants and junkies into the flytrap?
so #monsterdon is just all obscure jack nicholson films, huh
@nev Ma speaks for all of us.
We donβt call people a βlouseβ enough these days.
@diazona Going straight from "I barely know you" to "meeting the family" is a pretty serious jump in relationship status (for adults maybe, maybe I'm vastly overestimating their ages?).
#Monsterdon At least Audrey Senior knows self preservation.
Maybe she should give the sulphur powder to the plant!
Cod Liver Oil, good for the colon!
See Seymour, your date will have a nice healthy colon! #monsterdon
kettle von fish, no doubt the next character to come on the stage.
At this point I am not pro Seymour but I am not pro Audrey Jr.
Yet. Maybe it will eat a cop.
@whiskeysailor Mom's cooking is an acquired taste.
Maybe if she had added iron supplements to the food Seymour wouldn't be anemic #Monsterdon
why though?
why does his mum hate tastebuds?
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@wohali I mean? #Monsterdon
BUSH TWANGER #monsterdon
#monsterdon Mushnik might become Mulch-nik.
sulfur powder.....
@allanb I mean it isn't not SoCal
Society of silent flower observers?
Fushtwanger? These names...
#Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors
#monsterdon I am getting Eraserhead vibes...
Ironic that as a representative of the Society of Silent Flower Observers, Hortense is observing the one flower that doesn't shut up
Mrs Hortense Feuchtwanger.
In a way that bit of Dragnet parody was the best dialog so far.
...it's like he's got a cheese festival going on #Monsterdon
...Hortense... Fushtwanger...
Okay. Sure, why not. #monsterdon
#monsterdon ... boyfriend?β¦
Hortence is actually a pretty awesome name
MORE Women are turning up for this dude... #Monsterdon
Ah yes, the famous SSFOSC!
The abbreviated cop banter is pretty great. #Monsterdon
Wait Mrs Shiva... She spends the movie sitting shiva on so many people... This movie is dumb but might have some comedy genius in it's ridiculousness and puns.
#Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors
#monsterdon I also think this is where a young Aaron Sorkin picked up his walk-and-talk conversational style in all his later writing.
βMe, idiot!!! Itβs a finger of speech!!!β
A romance between the two dumbest characters. I feel like Mushnik in this scene.
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I think this Shiva lady is every bit as sus as Seymour TBH #Monsterdon
It's a finger of speech!
Ice thieves? #monsterdon
death by playing with matches, harsh times.
@dendari #monsterdon Was that a tie-in from the detectives to Mrs. Shiva, "...playing with matches..."?
#Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors1960
"It's a finger of speech!"
Yep. New venue for an old 1913 Cohen.
Some real fun safety there. Let me look down the barrel, I guess you can't be too safe
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Most people are ahead of me. Maybe that's because I got distracted while the infomercial was on, lol. #Monsterdon
it's...monstrositous?
@jonny this is the evolution of "movies that could have been solved with polyamory"
Sgt Joe Fink, I'm a fink.
Wow, this is... ALMOST a parody of Dragnet. #monsterdon
It's so weird to see Jack Nicholson playing a character that isn't Jack Nicholson #monsterdon
I actually, non-ironically, prefer this dentist-portrayal to Steve Martin'sβ¦.
Did you lose your last kid when they poked a fork into an electric socket?
ICE THIEVES #monsterdon
how's the plant burp, who's going around giving plants esophagus systems?
The joy Wilbur Force expresses in that scene is a foreshadowing of some of Jackβs best known roles. #monsterdon
Can we all agree that the dentist had it coming?
Carnivorous plant ASMR!
I like how the props department constructed Audrey Jr using a bag of old wigs
Dare you dangle your genitals in a the gaping maw of Young Jack Nicholson?
He's not at all insane.
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#monsterdon This is one of the most grim movies I've seen in monsterdon so far and i was NOT expecting it
Not the magazine title PAIN, like TIME but with more angst #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Hostel, 1960. Produced by Roger Corman, starring Jack Nicholson.