The Little Shop of Horrors
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny@neuromatch.social

who is seymour even protecting by pretending to be the plant, like if they just told everyone that audrey jr was a carnivorous sentient plant and the only person it ate was that one robber guy then everyone would be like "holy shit a giant carnivorous sentient plant" and you'd get even more people coming in to see it and then you could figure out a way to get it meat #monsterdon

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Back at the cursed flower shop, Shop Owner is taking a nap, then the plant wakes him up by shouting "Feed Me!". Shop Owner, being unwilling to (directly) murder anyone yells back at the plant, who says it wants to eat him because he looks chonky. Then shop owner goes back to sleep.

Bluedepth

"I'll eat them here" and here we go. He actually ate them. It was a gag on the set, nobody expected this.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

PS - After careful consideration, I'm pretty sure the anime/manga Pet Shop of Horrors can be read as a prequel to this movie, where
Seymour got the plant from the bishounen curator of the anime/manga shop, as the premise of that shop is the item gives you what you want but also tragically consumes you.

Robert Link
Robert Link
phaedral

I love me some Rick Moranis and Steve Martin, but, no, no reason to see the musical having seen the real thing. This gem is perfection. It's the "Clerks" of horror-camp. "Improving" it would only detract.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

@springdiesel I am not totally sure, but I think he was trying to stop the cops from pursuing him successfully, maybe because he had some sympathy for Seymour because he himself was involved with the plant murders?

David Zaslavsky
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social

@SRLevine Having a formal meeting of the parents is a big step, yeah, but I think this is more like inviting her over for dinner and his mom just happens to be there because they live together

Though to be fair Audrey doesn't seem too concerned about following relationship norms

#Monsterdon

Bluedepth

All ready and chugging away… picked up a funny little bit of trivia on IMDB for this one. Apparently the nod to “a cranberry bog” for the source of Audrey 2 was an in-joke in 1960 because there was a cranberry pesticide disaster in 1959 which set everyone off cranberries…

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

The plant, says "feed me" and Seymour, distraught climbs into its maw to kill himself, and appears in a new flower. His mom says "Seymour" and he replies "But I didn't mean it" before his flower falls. Then credits.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Anyway, the ladies of the night are persistent, so they all proposition Seymour, who complains that they are too skinny and his master wants more meat. One of them "volunteers", thinking that she is signing up for a sex thing instead of a murder thing. Anyway, the mind controlled Seymour hits her with a rock then drags her back to the shop to feed the monster.

Bluedepth

The challenge with counting up without an expressed top value is that your victim is guessing that value. Death at 3, 5, 10? Or something coquettish, like 3.14i? That's right, IMAGINARY NUMBERS. LOL.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

An armed robber appears to get all the money that the shop is making now and threatens to shoot the shop owner. The shop owner decides to trick the robber into looking into the plants mouth, where the plant eats him.

Now they are both murderers, but the next day the owner tells newsie to get rid of the plant, because he feels worse about all the murders.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Newsie and his mom have a weird conversation where Newsie says he wants to marry Audrey, but his Mom says he's too young to marry and should play around more first and also he needs to get her an iron lung before he can get married, even though she can breathe fine.

Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🫈 🚀 🌗
Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🫈 🚀 🌗
mdhughes@appdot.net

What fantastic fucking names they wrote.

Seymour Krelboined
Audrey Fulquard
Gravis Mushnick
Burson Fouch
Winifred Krelboined
Shirley Plump
Barbara Fridl
Mrs. Siddie Shiva
Mrs. Hortense Feuchtwanger
Sergeant Joe Fink
Officer Frank Stoolie
Leonora Clyde
Dr. Phoebus Farb
Wilbur Force

#monsterdon

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Anyway, Miss Fishtwangler is giving Newsie an award for being good at growing giant plants and will return tomorrow with a trophy.

Every random character in the shop applauds newsie for this, emphasizing his tragic flaw (being tempted by the high status of praise, which I guess leads him to accidental murder).

saucerlost

"When do the large buds open?"

Establishing shot: large new sign, MUSHNIK'S DISPENSARY

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Okay, so Newsie doesn't want to go to the dentist, so naturally he gets in a dental equipment fight and murders his dentist by accident. Then an Awkward Undertaker with Toothpain appears and Newsie pretends to be the dentist so the Undertaker will stop sitting in the lobby reading a magazine about pain, then he drills random teeth until the pain stops.

Then Newsie takes the dentists' body and feeds it to the murder plant apologetically.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Characters in this

Newsie aka Seymour (main human character, murders people on accident)
Flesh Eating Plant (main monster character)
Slavic Shop Owner (tragic flaw: greed)
Audrey aka Love Interest for every character (virtue: orchestral improv)
Random Guys (various)
Sadistic Dentist
Babushka
Girls Needing Float Flowers
Uncomfortable Undertaker
Beat Cop Voiceover

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Shop Owner accosts Newsie, who he knows is a murderer, but who also has a toothache. He asks what type of plant it is, and Newsie says its a Venus Fly Trap but doesn't think it needs to eat again. This gives shopowner an unspoken excuse to not turn in Newsie for murder, as he can now pretend that the plant won't eat anyone else.

Newsie, whose real name is Seymour I guess, has to go to the dentist, at which he sees another patient run screaming out of the office.

Bluedepth

Bring me a bottle of RIPPLE. I'll drink ANYTHING :)

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Meanwhile, the shop owner is at a restaurant on a date with Audrey who is hotter than him, but he doesn't have enough money to pay, upsetting the waitress. He apologizes that he has receipts in his cash register worth nine dollars but the waiter insists that he gets it.

On his way back to the store, he sees the newsie singing christmas carols while he feeds a dead body into his plant, which gives him a TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE. He escapes unobserved.

saucerlost

Is a man not entitled to the profits of his killer plants?

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

On newsie's walk he accidentally murders a guy. I forgot why, but he wasn't trying to, but for some reason he threw a thing at a dude and then the dude was squished by a train.

Naturally he takes the guy's body and then feeds it to his talking plant, which is just screaming "feed me!" and we see him feeding an arm to the plant.