True werewolves only eat Wolf Chili #monsterdon #thehowling

Wolf picture, deffo a werewolf, classic mistake...

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'She was on my porch so I ate her! I was standin’ my ground with all four paws.'

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Raise your hand if you're a creep...
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that hut should be on chicken legs

THEY REALLY PELTED THE HOUSE, HUH

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never get guilted about not eating the rabbit you hunted or else you might get made out with and turn into a werewolf!!! #monsterdon

flayed skin hanging on your shack is a bad sign....

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#Monsterdon
If you go down in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise!
For every wolf that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the Werewolves have their picnic.

Ok, if you actually go where the ominous whispers tell you to, you're at least complicit in what comes next. #Monsterdon

Werewolf ASMR
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So when they're in human form, do they know they're werewolves/remember? #monsterdon

@jonny We would never have guessed the werewolves were hving sex without those hand-drawn frames! #Monsterdon #TheHowling1981

there's something about a woman named Terry that feels very late 80s to me...

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#Monsterdon oooo i like this shot in in the forest, with reporter lady dwarfed in the background. very wallpaper-core in a good way

so when is Werewolf Bar-Mitzvah anyway.

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“Corporate wants you to find the difference/Its the same picture “ meme

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The organ is giving very Vincent Price vibes #monsterdon #thehowling

I love how the only bad thing werewolf issues have done to their marriage is just give them incompatible libido schedules, and what DRAMA this is causing

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Temu Tocatta & Fuga #monsterdon #thehowling

awoooooo

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This woman has a good memory for random coves.

Organ music so you know it’s serious.

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oh my god the generic illustration matches THE PLACE! ORGAN SWELL!!!

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Maybe I'm thinking of Half Moon Bay. That would be an appropriate setting for a werewolf story.

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[cliffs continue to erode against the sea]
[dramatic pipe organ music plays]

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on the last day before the cut was finalized a hobbyist on the crew slipped in the couple frames they had drawn of the animated werewolves fucking because they thought it was important to really get the idea across that they were werewolves fucking #monsterdon

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Ah okay. Werewolf sex. With wifwolf, I guess...?

Bingo acquired!

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Karen, I just want you to know, if someone comes by telling you I had sex with a werewolf, that wasn't me.
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somebody cue Thriller #monsterdon

@Lazarou @paco *raises hand*

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Bill, Marsha, what large teeth you have!

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Huh.

You'd think they'd prefer doggy style #Monsterdon

seriously the sex should get more hot when they turn into werewolves, not less

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One of Bills better dates, I'm sure. #Monsterdon

Oh we got sex werewolfs on the bingo card tonight #Monsterdon did not see that one coming

Lots of saliva.

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This Marcia thinks she's Devil Girl but she ain't all that #monsterdon

I hear the sound of little paws

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"awoooo"

"awoooooo"

"awooooooooo"

"meow"

{wolves, in unison} "FUCK OFF"

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Hot Naked Hippie Goth Werewolf Chick.

Kinda my aesthetic, really.
Giving me Gender Envy. #monsterdon

Marsha played by Elisabeth Brooks had no problem going full nude in front of the film crew and Christopher Stone. She did not want to be full nude for the movie, the film makers gave her a bullshit story how the bonfire would screen her out. When she saw her full nude photo in Playboy, she was quite pissed. Remember get those things in writing. #Monsterdon

So "Would you please cook my rabbit" is either a turn on or a very subtle code. #Monsterdon

BILL PUTS ON HIS ROBE AND WIZARD HAT.

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"I just can't away from this wet dog smell, what the fuck?"

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Uh oh... looks like she's demanding payment for cooking that rabbit. #Monsterdon

This is gonna degenerate into It Lives By Night, isn't it? #Monsterdon

@Brookside #monsterdon

sounds like a Light Novel title

That is a well maintained 'tache...

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this is so bizarrely terrible #Monsterdon

(the korean sweet and spicy cones are going down like crack btw)

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My dual personalities are "Boring Governmentsona" and "Awoo, Hungry".

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Werewolves can change anytime, day or night - that defies standard lore for the bingo card!

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Love watching a good wolf documentary right b4 bedtime, aka the orginal netflix and chill #Monsterdon

Rabies shot?

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get wolf'd idiot #monsterdon

Halfway.

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@strangefour #monsterdon

ikr "what happens in The Colony, stays in The Colony..."

Who fell on the pipe organ?

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Monster Attacks! ✅

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FInally. Looks like things are getting hairy.

The music says I missed something important in that very dark shot

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A mildly menacing romani woman making dinner? How can you turn that down man? You love your wife? Bah. This is an open colony.
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I hope he doesnt run into teenwolf out in those woods #Monsterdon

This is why a good bookseller is invaluable.
"I got silver bullets."
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That depends on you big boy. #Monsterdon

✅ Popular Werewolf Lore is...wrong?

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“You kill something you don’t eat, that’s a sin”

Huh, didn’t expect The Honorable Harvest to show up in a random 80s horror movie

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Now, as that TERRIBLE psychiatrist said, "You CAN'T be afraid of dreams!"

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okay, wait, he's a vegetarian? but he went hunting? i...

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HOW BIG IS THIS RABBIT

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@Lazarou

That's why you should never go into #Monsterdon dry!

This is a very New York attitude

werewolves = slightly more annoying cockroaches

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[running my bookstore]
"this is a good book"

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"bank america card" jesus, was this before visa?

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Both John Carradine and Dick Miller in this? This may be the ultimate genre film #Monsterdon

@klu9 He looks pretty good too. #monsterdon

Alright so this is werewolf Van Helsing #monsterdon #thehowling

Dee Wallace's performance as a traumatized stalker target is starting to disturb me. 😬

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@Lazarou

Dick Miller?

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aw if only nuns were on the bingo card

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@Lazarou asking the important questions I see

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Bookstore guy is giving Gordon Lightfoot. #Monsterdon

i want a ladder i can ride along my bookshelves :)

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We return to country shenanigans. Karen and Donna (the other non-goth colony girl) hear a weird noise in daylight, Donna says it might be a cow, despite not sounding like a cow and then they find a dead cow head.

Meanwhile, Mr Mustache is learning how to shoot a gun, when we learn that the dead cow triggers a search party, led by Cop Slim Pickens and instead of using a dog they're using a guy who is... "part bloodhound" so we see him skulk around the trees sniffing.

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Wabbit season?
Nuns buy books.
FUCK YEAH DICK MILLER!
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City boy trying to impress the country folk with his ability to kill animals...

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#Monsterdon "I'm a homosexual!" whoops, wrong movie

WE BUY BOOKS

FOR NUNS

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"what's there, Karen?"

a terrifying DOLLY ZOOM!

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This group therapy is not going to be good group therapy

"That boys part bloodhound. And he gets paid in Scooby snacks. Look at him scutter behind them trees."
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#monsterdon She went to bed with her eye-shadow on, and during the night she awoke to a battle with a man-sized raccoon. Which turns out to be her memories trying to resurface, though the clown-paint left on her pillow from her not removing it before she went to bed.

"I'm looking for my wife."
"Why?"

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And this is nothing like a quiet week in the country!
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Where did the calliope come from? 🤡

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Obvious werefolf is obvious #monsterdon #thehowling

I was alright until a creep in a cowboy hat showed up #Monsterdon

That morgue guy is John Sayles. #monsterdon