he didn't even stick his dick in crazy and is fighting to the death for Carla? what a shmuck.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Have you searched the sexyist room in the house?

#monsterdon

@riedlr There I lived, and there I turned to stone. It was only a moment for you, but the film still has 16 minutes left.

#Monsterdon

Where's Scooby and the kids with the Mystery Van when you need them?

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@Lazarou I think they were doing the gorgon turns into a gorgon only on the full moon, because we're doing gorgon werewolves I guess? #monsterdon

I have lost track of why all these men are skulking around and hiding from each other....

#monsterdon

OK, ginger, and the gorgon, but no way she's 25, sorry.

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"The most noble work of God, the Human Brain"

My dude, look what we did with our brains, will you see, mwhahahahaha!

*turns to stone at sight of 'Crypto'

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Heitz: "Carla... I'll take you away now!"

He's just trying to steal her epic cloak! Don't fall for it, Carla.

there is too much stiff british melodrama and not enough gorgonising

#monsterdon

Always with the nighttime grave digging in these flicks #monsterdon

"The proper word is Gorgonized."

Sounds like something you'd get done while having your tires rotated.

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@catzilla Once again, it's all an elaborate real estate plot #monsterdon

"no one has seen her and lived"

I wish I had that sort of dangerous reputation.

today's supervillains are so vain.

#monsterdon

In the next scene, we see that Professor Dadbeard is back in his fanfiction library, when a servant disturbs him and we see that he is stoned! As in, his skin is all gray now and he is gradually turning to stone; he warns the servant away.

Releasing that he is doomed to be a clue in a monster mystery, he starts writing a letter to Doctor Muttonchops explaining that a monster is turning people into stone and only Doctor Muttonchops can resolve this because he is a Science Master.

#monsterdon

@blogdiva that screencap needs to be a meme #monsterdon

Unlike Bruno, this guy has a rock-solid alibi for future murders.

#monsterdon

"This is a police state, they don't have to give reasons"

Sigh....

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Oh no! The whole castle got turned to stone! The walls are stone! The floor!

#monsterdon #thegorgon

Why did people stop putting little doors in their doors?

#thegorgon #monsterdon

Christopher Lee's voice is just fabulous

#monsterdon

the name of the Gorgon is Maguera? that sounds very kaiju-like.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Bruno's dad is probably using the caped coat that Peter Cushing used when he played Sherlock Holmes

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Okay, so Judge White Goatee decides that Bruno was the murderer who killed the girl and then himself in a fit of rage. Because no one mentioned that the body of the girl was turned to stone, this sounds plausible to the court.

Major oversight there... doctor muttonchops, major oversight.

#monsterdon

It's 1965 - the lesson here is surely that being involved with artists and nude models means certain death through divine justice!

#monsterdon

Please tell me the dog makes it

#monsterdon

that helmet is something special.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

I think this is just how Peter Cushing lived, when he wasn't filming he was in his 'Experimenting Room'

#monsterdon

OMG so she's posing naked for him so he can pay some debts? and she got knocked up too?

guuuuuuuuuuuuurl

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

And we're away!

A Hammer Film Production?

Hope you're all wearing your hammer pants.

#MCHammer #cantTouchThis #monsterdon

#monsterdon Were Christopher Lee and Vincent Price ever in a movie together and, follow-up question, can we watch that one?

@moira @YsengrinWolf with all this gorgonising we've overlooked an actual murder! #monsterdon

@ramsey @blogdiva @FeloniousPunk I was so for the pagans burning the judgemental christian policeman, and I felt everyone was on the same page too! A real spirit of community.

#monsterdon

The mirror, which is essential to the Medusa myth was a red herring? The mad woman was a red herring? The forehead acne was a red herring?

Was anything relevant?

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last line shoulda been: "She's not just free... she's gorGONE!" #monsterdon

So, the Gorgon possessed Carla's body, grew snake hair and couldn't get another blouse?

#monsterdon

wow not only did we only get like 30 seconds of screen time for the gorgon, we also only got like 30 seconds of screen time for the rock guys. absolutely no british banter about how you look a tad stiff innit. #monsterdon

you know, i really can't complain any time we get both Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing

#monsterdon

OH SNAP!

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

I hope she does leave town and all these possessive losers behind

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Okay, so I missed part of the movie due to distraction, but what's going on is that the monster hunter guy, who I will call Saruman Mustache, now suspects that Madam Carrothair is possessed by the spirit of the Gorgon (Megara, who died 2000 years ago), who turns her into a medusa lady every full moon, like a snake girl werewolf and then she has some amnesia.

Also, there's the weird love triangle between Madam Carrothair, Inspector Nick and Doctor Muttonchops.

#monsterdon

Too much exposition and life history, not enough gorgonising

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Peter Cushing was renowned for his poker face on set, needed not only for horror scenes but also for staying deadpan when a co-star accidentally let loose a 'special effect' in those tightly corseted costumes. #monsterdon

I am enjoying the whodunnit of it all. The pacing of this movie is surely slow, but "deliberate" is perhaps more fair

#Monsterdon

How Carla Got Her Gorg Back

#monsterdon #thegorgon

@Taweret let's get some gorgonising going! #monsterdon

"Oh Paul, hold me and let's reminisce about all our times together. Wait a minute we've only had about two minutes together in the whole movie. How is it that we're in love exactly?"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon A little less kissing and a little more snekification, please and thank you

i really would like a hot bowl of borschtski

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

"Don't use long words, they don't suit you!"

lol, slap him again!

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Okay, so Christopher Lee appears in the guise of a guy with a floppy hat who is I guess is a monster hunter doing an investigation. Then Doctor Muttonchops is doing an autopsy, which involves removing a brain and putting it in a wet jar to make a mixed drink for sober mind flayers.

He then has a conversation with Carla, where we reveal that the Doctor does have gorgon knowledge, and thinks the gorgon has taken human form but he won't explain more until he is Sure.

#monsterdon

Sherlock vibes are strong. A really hairy Sherlock. #monsterdon

@diazona Everyone in town could just wear glasses with mirrors looking behand and forward, and everyone would be inoculated

#monsterdon

My wife would love a cloak like that nurse lady has, but in green I think.
Or purple

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so, is the Gorgon the doctor's ex-wife?

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Mr. Heights, we don't talk about your father… or Bruno.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

so, what if we throw some cob webs onto the White House and call it a hunted castle. do y'all think white folks will go running into it to find the monsters?

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Tubi ad break for me. Ugh.

So far this movie has a solid cast.

#monsterdon

Thank you nurse. Is he hard yet?

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#monsterdon The weather patterns in this scene are very confusing. Instant rain? Violent winds and thunder? The rain instantly disappears again!? I think our protagonist here had some bad rarebit before going to sleep and this was all a bad dream.

(edit: extra points to anyone who recalls The Dreams of a Rarebit Fiend)

shawty ain't dying cuz he saw her first on the reflection?

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

What kind of gorganization are you running here? Everyone’s getting stoned for free!

#thegorgon #monsterdon

these exteriors are absolutely claustrophobic. well done, set designer, well done.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

@SRLevine I'm lucky if I can scrawl "Help me" with a pen now...

#monsterdon

10 Best Christopher Lee & Peter Cushing Horror Movies, Ranked By IMDb

https://screenrant.com/christopher-lee-peter-cushing-best-horror-movies-ranked-by-imdb/

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

@kshernandez this is how I fell when young people are running around with their energy #monsterdon

OMG it's heart breaking when he tells his butler good-bye

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Okay, so taking the bad advice, Professor Dad Beard follows the Beautiful Ethereal Singing voice into the abandoned castle that's been trashed; he furthers its trashing by tripping on things and disturbing some innocent pigeons who were probably peacefully pooping over the castle ruins.

Eventually, he glimpses a Beautiful Spooky Lady hiding behind a mirror, then screams and runs outside.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon *a ghostly voice yodels off somewhere in the dark_

_extremely Frozen 2 voice_ into the unKNOOOOOOWN

@k8eb: "she's singing! That makes her a siren, not a gorgon."

Doctor Muttonchops is visited by the dad of the dead guy, who I will call Professor Dadbeard, who tells him the Legend of the Gorgon, and Doctor Muttonchops tries to quietly warn him off. Professor Dadbeard plays Mage: The Ascension so he believes in supernatural things, while Doctor Muttonchops is a technocrat who at least pretends not to.

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THat is the most civilized unruly mob ever #monsterdon

@moira @hollie t'isn't t'all neccesary

#monsterdon

Why don't we still have wallpaper like that?

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Ladies, take notes, that peach-coloured number is the appropriate get-up for a Coroner's hearing.

#monsterdon

Wait, does Professor Heights know this is #monsterdon? It sure seems like it from that critique.

"Rather than my son being a drunken arsehole who killed his pregnant girlfriend, I suggest.....The Gorgon!"

His lawyer winces....

#monsterdon

A Libertine and a Bohemian, I mean that's flattering!

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Everybody must get stoned!

#monsterdon #thegorgon

Why do I have a feeling Bruno is about to become a running #monsterdon joke?

Okay, so the painter guy is named "Bruno" and the boobs he is painting are attached to a brunette whose name I didn't learn, but I shall call her "Shauna" because that seems fine. We learn that Shauna is pregnant with Bruno's kid, causing Bruno to run to tell her dad to either arrange a shotgun wedding or a shotgun funeral, I'm not sure which.

Anyway, Bruno runs off into the woods and then Shauna later runs off into the woods, so both of them can get lost in the dark.

#monsterdon

So #TheGorgon starts with a slide show showing us a cool castle surrounded by leaves, along with eerie music. Encouragingly, both Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing are in this movie. We then get a quick infodump from some words that go by fast... we learn the castle is called "Borski" and there's some kind of ancient monster there or something.

Then the scene cuts to a painter drawing some boobs.

#monsterdon

@gnomon IMDb advanced search shows a few Vincent Price / Christopher Lee collaborations, ignoring TV series and documentaries:

The Oblong Box (1969)
Scream and Scream Again (1970) with Cushing
House of the Long Shadows (1983) with Cushing

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@FeloniousPunk One thing you learn very quickly from #Monsterdon is that the quality of the movie and the quality of the viewing experience are two very different things 😅

A modern day version of that movie would have so many gorgonisations you'd almost be sick of them, but an algorithm has calculated how many gorgonisations is 'enough' so you'd give the sequel a go.

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@rebeld So if "gorgonized" means turned to stone, "disgorgonized" means turned into flesh, right? #monsterdon

Some mo-fo snakes on a mo-fo head!
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I guess you could say that film's plot was a little disgorgonized.

#monsterdon

Boom - the abrupt ending, with a close-up of snake-lady's hat holder.

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They f-ed off into the “She’s free”

#thegorgon #monsterdon

Aha - the ruins of the Castle Borski still has an intact mirror. Convenient.

#monsterdon

That fake head sucked.

#monsterdon

I would have ended that film differently

But thanks @Taweret for hosting. It was good!

#monsterdon

Mustache Saruman announces that Madam Carrothairhair is free now, and the Inspector Nick, whose real name was Paul I guess, dies. Then the movie ends.

#monsterdon

i like the retractable snakes

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When swordfighting, I would suggest striking at your opponent at any time other than the few moments they have their staff raised to block you

#Monsterdon

well Christopher Lee made it out anyway

ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

Oh, come on. THe only way heavy candlestick beats sword is if you're not even trying. Gimme that thing.

#monsterdon

Ahhh, the old 'head chop a medusa' move

You can use the head to kill the baddie on the next level

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As our plot characters converge on the castle, Inspector Nick discovers Doctor Muttonchops is also there, waiting for (Carla / the Gorgon / Madam Carrothair) with a sword, like a maniac. Then we have a Sword versus candlestick battle, where muttonchops are proven stronger than not having muttonchops.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Megaera's little twitching snake buddies are hilarious and adorable