Have you searched the sexyist room in the house?

#monsterdon

@riedlr There I lived, and there I turned to stone. It was only a moment for you, but the film still has 16 minutes left.

#Monsterdon

Where's Scooby and the kids with the Mystery Van when you need them?

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@Lazarou I think they were doing the gorgon turns into a gorgon only on the full moon, because we're doing gorgon werewolves I guess? #monsterdon

How Carla Got Her Gorg Back

#monsterdon #thegorgon

OK, ginger, and the gorgon, but no way she's 25, sorry.

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#monsterdon Heitz: "Carla... I'll take you away now!"

He's just trying to steal her epic cloak! Don't fall for it, Carla.

there is too much stiff british melodrama and not enough gorgonising

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Always with the nighttime grave digging in these flicks #monsterdon

Tubi ad break for me. Ugh.

So far this movie has a solid cast.

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"The proper word is Gorgonized."

Sounds like something you'd get done while having your tires rotated.

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@catzilla Once again, it's all an elaborate real estate plot #monsterdon

"no one has seen her and lived"

I wish I had that sort of dangerous reputation.

today's supervillains are so vain.

#monsterdon

10 Best Christopher Lee & Peter Cushing Horror Movies, Ranked By IMDb

https://screenrant.com/christopher-lee-peter-cushing-best-horror-movies-ranked-by-imdb/

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

In the next scene, we see that Professor Dadbeard is back in his fanfiction library, when a servant disturbs him and we see that he is stoned! As in, his skin is all gray now and he is gradually turning to stone; he warns the servant away.

Releasing that he is doomed to be a clue in a monster mystery, he starts writing a letter to Doctor Muttonchops explaining that a monster is turning people into stone and only Doctor Muttonchops can resolve this because he is a Science Master.

#monsterdon

@blogdiva that screencap needs to be a meme #monsterdon

Unlike Bruno, this guy has a rock-solid alibi for future murders.

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Oh no! The whole castle got turned to stone! The walls are stone! The floor!

#monsterdon #thegorgon

Why did people stop putting little doors in their doors?

#thegorgon #monsterdon

#monsterdon *a ghostly voice yodels off somewhere in the dark_

_extremely Frozen 2 voice_ into the unKNOOOOOOWN

@k8eb: "she's singing! That makes her a siren, not a gorgon."

Bruno's dad is probably using the caped coat that Peter Cushing used when he played Sherlock Holmes

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Okay, so Judge White Goatee decides that Bruno was the murderer who killed the girl and then himself in a fit of rage. Because no one mentioned that the body of the girl was turned to stone, this sounds plausible to the court.

Major oversight there... doctor muttonchops, major oversight.

#monsterdon

It's 1965 - the lesson here is surely that being involved with artists and nude models means certain death through divine justice!

#monsterdon

Please tell me the dog makes it

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that helmet is something special.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

OMG so she's posing naked for him so he can pay some debts? and she got knocked up too?

guuuuuuuuuuuuurl

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

And we're away!

A Hammer Film Production?

Hope you're all wearing your hammer pants.

#MCHammer #cantTouchThis #monsterdon

last line shoulda been: "She's not just free... she's gorGONE!" #monsterdon

Aha - the ruins of the Castle Borski still has an intact mirror. Convenient.

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wow not only did we only get like 30 seconds of screen time for the gorgon, we also only got like 30 seconds of screen time for the rock guys. absolutely no british banter about how you look a tad stiff innit. #monsterdon

you know, i really can't complain any time we get both Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing

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#monsterdon Megaera's little twitching snake buddies are hilarious and adorable

The giant Lee, just throwing those two pigs like cats across a room

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An actor of Lee's stature deserved a better wig.

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Okay, so I missed part of the movie due to distraction, but what's going on is that the monster hunter guy, who I will call Saruman Mustache, now suspects that Madam Carrothair is possessed by the spirit of the Gorgon (Megara, who died 2000 years ago), who turns her into a medusa lady every full moon, like a snake girl werewolf and then she has some amnesia.

Also, there's the weird love triangle between Madam Carrothair, Inspector Nick and Doctor Muttonchops.

#monsterdon

I also stroke my moustache when I'm solving a murder.

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Too much exposition and life history, not enough gorgonising

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Peter Cushing was renowned for his poker face on set, needed not only for horror scenes but also for staying deadpan when a co-star accidentally let loose a 'special effect' in those tightly corseted costumes. #monsterdon

I am enjoying the whodunnit of it all. The pacing of this movie is surely slow, but "deliberate" is perhaps more fair

#Monsterdon

@Taweret let's get some gorgonising going! #monsterdon

#monsterdon A little less kissing and a little more snekification, please and thank you

i really would like a hot bowl of borschtski

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Immediately blames The Other

"Bring me a list of all outsiders!"

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Carla has exactly one blouse.

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"Don't use long words, they don't suit you!"

lol, slap him again!

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Okay, so Christopher Lee appears in the guise of a guy with a floppy hat who is I guess is a monster hunter doing an investigation. Then Doctor Muttonchops is doing an autopsy, which involves removing a brain and putting it in a wet jar to make a mixed drink for sober mind flayers.

He then has a conversation with Carla, where we reveal that the Doctor does have gorgon knowledge, and thinks the gorgon has taken human form but he won't explain more until he is Sure.

#monsterdon

Sherlock vibes are strong. A really hairy Sherlock. #monsterdon

@paco the illusion is shattered now #monsterdon

Come away with me to France. Nothing bad is going to happen in France in the next few years.

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My wife would love a cloak like that nurse lady has, but in green I think.
Or purple

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so, is the Gorgon the doctor's ex-wife?

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Mr. Heights, we don't talk about your father… or Bruno.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

so, what if we throw some cob webs onto the White House and call it a hunted castle. do y'all think white folks will go running into it to find the monsters?

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Thank you nurse. Is he hard yet?

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Aha - reflective viewing is safe? Time to break out the mirrors.

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#monsterdon The weather patterns in this scene are very confusing. Instant rain? Violent winds and thunder? The rain instantly disappears again!? I think our protagonist here had some bad rarebit before going to sleep and this was all a bad dream.

(edit: extra points to anyone who recalls The Dreams of a Rarebit Fiend)

shawty ain't dying cuz he saw her first on the reflection?

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

What kind of gorganization are you running here? Everyone’s getting stoned for free!

#thegorgon #monsterdon

these exteriors are absolutely claustrophobic. well done, set designer, well done.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

@SRLevine I'm lucky if I can scrawl "Help me" with a pen now...

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And what's with the forehead pimples? That's definitely not in Edith Hamilton's Mythology.

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Okay, so taking the bad advice, Professor Dad Beard follows the Beautiful Ethereal Singing voice into the abandoned castle that's been trashed; he furthers its trashing by tripping on things and disturbing some innocent pigeons who were probably peacefully pooping over the castle ruins.

Eventually, he glimpses a Beautiful Spooky Lady hiding behind a mirror, then screams and runs outside.

#monsterdon

Dude had no idea his garden was this big....

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Doctor Muttonchops is visited by the dad of the dead guy, who I will call Professor Dadbeard, who tells him the Legend of the Gorgon, and Doctor Muttonchops tries to quietly warn him off. Professor Dadbeard plays Mage: The Ascension so he believes in supernatural things, while Doctor Muttonchops is a technocrat who at least pretends not to.

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THat is the most civilized unruly mob ever #monsterdon

@moira @hollie t'isn't t'all neccesary

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Why don't we still have wallpaper like that?

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Ladies, take notes, that peach-coloured number is the appropriate get-up for a Coroner's hearing.

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Wait, does Professor Heights know this is #monsterdon? It sure seems like it from that critique.

"Rather than my son being a drunken arsehole who killed his pregnant girlfriend, I suggest.....The Gorgon!"

His lawyer winces....

#monsterdon

A Libertine and a Bohemian, I mean that's flattering!

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Why do I have a feeling Bruno is about to become a running #monsterdon joke?

So #TheGorgon starts with a slide show showing us a cool castle surrounded by leaves, along with eerie music. Encouragingly, both Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing are in this movie. We then get a quick infodump from some words that go by fast... we learn the castle is called "Borski" and there's some kind of ancient monster there or something.

Then the scene cuts to a painter drawing some boobs.

#monsterdon

@gnomon IMDb advanced search shows a few Vincent Price / Christopher Lee collaborations, ignoring TV series and documentaries:

The Oblong Box (1969)
Scream and Scream Again (1970) with Cushing
House of the Long Shadows (1983) with Cushing

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I can't help but compare everything Lee was in with The Wicker Man, which isn't fair. That kind of script doesn't come along everyday.

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@RobynGoodfellow now that's a good film, that's in the 'Wicker Man' category #monsterdon

@FeloniousPunk One thing you learn very quickly from #Monsterdon is that the quality of the movie and the quality of the viewing experience are two very different things 😅

Why did Magera stop singing?

Don’t be shy Magera, you have a LOVELY voice!

#thegorgon #monsterdon

@rebeld So if "gorgonized" means turned to stone, "disgorgonized" means turned into flesh, right? #monsterdon

Some mo-fo snakes on a mo-fo head!
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I guess you could say that film's plot was a little disgorgonized.

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Boom - the abrupt ending, with a close-up of snake-lady's hat holder.

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That fake head sucked.

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I would have ended that film differently

But thanks @Taweret for hosting. It was good!

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i like the retractable snakes

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When swordfighting, I would suggest striking at your opponent at any time other than the few moments they have their staff raised to block you

#Monsterdon

well Christopher Lee made it out anyway

ty for joining, everyone!!

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Oh, come on. THe only way heavy candlestick beats sword is if you're not even trying. Gimme that thing.

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As our plot characters converge on the castle, Inspector Nick discovers Doctor Muttonchops is also there, waiting for (Carla / the Gorgon / Madam Carrothair) with a sword, like a maniac. Then we have a Sword versus candlestick battle, where muttonchops are proven stronger than not having muttonchops.

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Seriously, Meg's done nothing wrong in this whole film. She sits in the castle and people come in, look at her, and die. The village would be FINE if they'd stop wandering into the castle like lemmings! #Monsterdon

Chekhov’s conveniently placed mirror

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After some confusing running around and acting at each other, we reach another full moon night, and Mustache Saruman slaps Inspector Nick because drama, and then the later sneaks out at night.

Admittedly, by this point I've kind of given up on the plot and am just waiting for the snake lady to turn more people to stone. Go snake lady go!

#monsterdon

"Search the house!"

"Avoid all inflatable mattresses, balloons, and beach balls if you're going to wear those pointy helmets?"

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@SordidAmok All we got were some terrible sketches. Which seems apt.

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Ominous bassoon #monsterdon

Bwahahaha! Reverse knife thunk. #monsterdon

Bam Maguera?

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She's a Gorgonite leading them all around by the dick, isn't she? That's how these ladies roll, isn't it?

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Alright, I think I realized why I'm confusing basic details in this movie and its that it relies a lot on careful dialog and tightly written scenes to reveal plot and backstory, which is hard to follow when I'm also trying to live toot it. It sort of give me murder mystery vibes, where each scene has a bunch of context clues buried in it.

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@Lazarou @Zerofactorial it is a police state after all #monsterdon