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Straight to narration.. oooff.

The halting audio really doesn't do its job
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if this is supposed to be a canadian island is that actually _canadian_ football? did anyone see a centre line?

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"...well, we'll have to freeze the frame every time a credit appears."
"But why?"
"Cheap ass equipment, I guess."

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Ah, I see. The movie really does freeze on its own. I'll stop fiddling with my internet settings now, #Monsterdon.

Oh no, HG Wells again, the guy who made Where Time Began?!

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Okay, the way it keeps stopping when a credit comes up makes me think my Internet is going out.

Food of the Gods, or Culinary Crimes?

Find out NOW by following the #Monsterdon tag

Or filter it if you can't stomach it. I understand.

Are they playing American football on an Ice Hockey rink?

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@thatdawnperson few know that H.G. Wells _invented_ American football

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🏈 ❓

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OMG, this dialog is horrible!

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American football! H.G. Wells' favourite!

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Why are watching Canadian football, for the love of Vince Lombardi!!!? #monsterdon

The "Z". What's your guess? Zacharaia? #monsterdon

I don't know if I can trust a film edited by a Corkey.

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I bet "we worked out butts off" wasn't in the novel.

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Are they gonna hock a loogie on the camera? #Monsterdon

Oh man I hope this film isn't about football

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Based on the Title of a novel.

i thought my copy was freezing #monsterdon

Blueberry Pomegrante snacks are a go!
Go!
Go!
Go!

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Oh, wow, they had video buffering issues in the 70s? Darn, stupid movie keeps freezing up.

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So... Italian?

(I may be biased)

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Based on a portion of the novel, because we got bored and we kinda stopped reading after a while...
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oh wait did someone swap the reels? are we watching heaven can wait? that's a good movie!

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I have hope for the storyline!
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Oh wait a portion?

Only a portion of the novel 😄#Monsterdon

Those freeze frames are sooo French New Wave!

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#Monsterdon "Based on a Portion of the Novel By H. G. Wells" hrmmm

From the trailer (playing on @miru): "A taste of hell. Rated PG." Shouldn't that be more like "a taste of heck"? 🤔

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Something about this font and color scheme makes me feel I'm about to watch a game show.

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"based on a portion of the novel"

i hope it was the good portion?

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Based on a portion of a novel by H.G. Wells? So not even based on an actual novel, just a piece of it??

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and Ida Lupino, who apparently warranted their own border.

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Z. Arkoff?

Gordon?

Was this filmed on the planet Mongo?

"Based on a portion of the novel..."

LOL!!

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Definitey wondering who "Mrs Skinner" is since she merits a special credit mention.

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A lovely 5 man symphony recorded in a closet to open our show

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#monsterdon This apparently is a HG Wells story… hahahaha

Oh no. Samuel Z Arkoff's destruction of something written by someone famous...
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Dang, AI made movies in the 70s? I thought I was safe...
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The mark of uality. American International.

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BERT! #monsterdon

A film by the other Notorious B.I.G #monsterdon

meeker than who

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Cant....riff....under...a....cat....

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Free Ukraine! #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

Whoa monster in the first frame (since this is a movie about giant animals the MGM lion is canonically one of them, right?)

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why did the 70s love yellow credits so much

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#Monsterdon i'm on tubi for this one so my posts may get progressively more and more behind over the course of the film ;)

I timed the tubi ad just about perfectly. #monsterdon

ai-yi-YI it's another samual z arkoff

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#rootpost for #monsterdon (food of the gods)

This is my root thread for #Monsterdon tonight. We'll be watching #FoodOfTheGods together. Either mute the #Monsterdon tag if you don't want to see my posts, or, if you find my posts particularly annoying, you can mute me (but muting me makes kittens cry.) You can probably also just mute the thread I think. (But I have a few posts outside it. Sorry.)

Miru is streaming. Feel free to join us anyone who wants. It looks to be a really dumb movie, lol.

https://miru.miyaku.media/

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LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Let the crapfest begin! #monsterdon

5..4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. GO
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WTF kinda name is Marjoe anyway?

It’s GO TIME!

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Oh noes, it's an ai movie!

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