look at that ferry ramp....lovely.....

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@wohali Wait I don't get it probably because I am slow.

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You never expect a football star to be taken out by a giant mosquito. #Monsterdon

No one is noticing the very obvious form of a body under a blanket in the back of their jeep?

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So, they left theyir buddie out there. neat.
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Football logic, it also works!

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Jon Cypher from Hill Street Blues

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Cypher

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#monsterdon The dialogue coach is very direct.

SO the titular food of the gods is oatmeal chickens eat?
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They already hinted at the name of the movie 😆 #FotG
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Turns out the food of the gods is man.

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@RobynGoodfellow I wouldn’t call this hair “straight,” but yes, it was a full-on perm in Starcrash.

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I'm keeping track of all the plaid so you don't have to

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Jumping into Monsterdon a few minutes late and I see we have some excellent 1970s cars happening.

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Bummer about Hal, too bad we had to leave him in the woods like that. On the plus side getting him out of there would have been in a pain in the ass. #monsterdon

Nothing says Canadian wilderness homesteader like the Golden Age of Hollywood Transatlantic Accent

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........y'all.

I don't think I'd ever say this, but....

I miss Elle.

Yeah, the robot guy from StarCrash.

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Wait. We've seen this blonde afro guy before haven't we? Did he fight stop motion robots?
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Asking for sanity checks like no other Mastodon #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

i can't figure out if that's made of scrambled eggs or some sort of kettle corn

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This Mr. Skinner sounds pretty great... I guess. #monsterdon

F.O.T.G. Now I remember this movie.

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Damn, what a crazy start on this movie
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"Charlie Kelly, Lord of the Rats"

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And here I was hoping the main character could get done in by a giant rooster in the first ten minutes #Monsterdon

I think Marjoe made this movie as penance for his preaching years when he was a toddler (look it up).

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indoor heating optional at the fhaaaaaarm

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sir, if there was a wasp just flying around and slurping up my goop, i would not be standing there arguing with a woman who is obviously three bibles to the wind.

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Money deals are my favorite type of deal.

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Oh, Ida. You're slumming it, poor woman.

Skinnerrrrrr! #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

13 minutes in and Marjoe's already sussed the cause

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A big important money deal.

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F.O.T.G. - the miracle grow for anything

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WHy doesn't he fix everything with his Starcrash powers? #monsterdon

Where have I seen her before? #Monsterdon

F.O.T.G.

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Cmon, mister, try and act. I’m acting. #monsterdon

Look, lady, I’m the protagonist.

A Chicken I tell ya ! A giant chicken!
I'm late. I want garlic bread... But I didn't have time to make any.
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F.O.T.G.

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She was looking so satisfied at the guy getting attacked by giant chicken because that meant she wouldn't have to feed the chicken for a few days

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If you thought her cock was big, just wait til you see her…

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Chicken tonight! Call the rest of the team, there's heaps! #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

“Look lady, I’ve already seen your chickens”

There’s a line begging to be taken out of context

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All through his titanic fight with a gigantic chicken, Morgan's hairdo was going strong.

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Giant bugs! I'm going to enjoy this!

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Gives a new definition to the word henpecked. #Monsterdon #foodofthegods

I know this sort of dialogue isn't for everybody, but I like this.

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Don't look at that woman's gusset....

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We're gonna need a bigger pot.

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"Could you take a look at somethin' that scared the wits out of me?"

"Was it those chickens back there?"

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Where are we? Does anyone know the island name they are on or what largest body of land they are supposedly closest to?
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this lady looks familiar?

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so the house is a skinner box?

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Where the hell did you get those god damn chickens?!
A big man coming down a beanstalk sold them to me
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They’ll be eating coc au vin for months.

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OK, I'm already loving the visual effects. Now! That's What I Call Compositing

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"Can you check out this mole on my back?" #Monsterdon

Well the #monsterdonBingo card makes sense now 🐔 #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

Ooooh a Basilisk! #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

Great now the Chicken Attack song is stuck in my head

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Surviving party members each gain 100 XP. #Monsterdon

You know, this StarCrash prequel is really weird.

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“Hey, you know those bastards almost killed me!”

Lady steps out pointing a shotgun at him.

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I dunno even in the 70s my kid self would have pronounced the effects to be cheesy.

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I DONE HEARD SHE GOT SOME GODDAMN GIANT CHICKENS

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#Monsterdon kill mor chikin

I hear melatrons & harps attack music

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Punch the chicken in the eye, Morgan!

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That Ninja body shaking on striking your enemy with a sword.
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Lovely scenery, lovely clear print I'm watching. We have to face it, it's not The Killer Shrews.

Effects acceptable. Nice horsies.

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OH MY GOD HE'S CHOKING THE CHICKEN

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I’ve heard how bad the flies in Canada can be, there’s even a song about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5hkOkIajmA

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I think this movie was written by a guy who was taken to a petting zoo when he was about 4 and got traumatized by an uppity rooster

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Ida Lupino is annoyed at the idiot snooping around and not getting eaten by her chickens. #monsterdon

chicken boo really is good in everything, even this

such a professional

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*guy from Arrested Development pops out*
And this is why you don't open random peoples' gates!
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And Peter Griffin appears in 3… 2…

@nev yup. #Monsterdon

Well now that caught me off guard! At least now I understand the emblem on tonight's bingo card! #Monsterdon

10 minutes in and we're getting Marjoe fighting a giant chicken. I take it all back. #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

New plan, let the chicken run the country.

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GIANT CHICKEN OF DOOM! YES!

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Big Chicken is AWESOME! I LOVE it! #Monsterdon

Are...

Are... the chicken noises someone just making gibbering sounds?

Literally just a person making dumb gibbering sounds???

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Wanna see my huge cock?

Bgawk!

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#monsterdon That is an immense... hahahahahaha... rooster.

Are…are the freeze-frames with no sound…supposed to be there?

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#Monsterdon BWAK BWAK MOTHERFUCKER!

Wow that's a big cock

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🚨 GIANT CHICKEN 🚨

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didn't wanna warn him, lady? no? okay.

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#Monsterdon i'm not going to say it

LOL OMG WTAF
hahahahhahahahahahah
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No CW for the giant cock?!?!?!

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🐔 OH HAI THAR

bwahahahhaha

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This dude has "Greatest American Hero" hair.

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big chicken energy

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Is this based on *part* of the same novel where the guys wound up on the balloon that drifted to the island during the civil war?

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