F.O.T.G. Now I remember this movie.

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Damn, what a crazy start on this movie
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"Charlie Kelly, Lord of the Rats"

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And here I was hoping the main character could get done in by a giant rooster in the first ten minutes #Monsterdon

I think Marjoe made this movie as penance for his preaching years when he was a toddler (look it up).

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indoor heating optional at the fhaaaaaarm

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sir, if there was a wasp just flying around and slurping up my goop, i would not be standing there arguing with a woman who is obviously three bibles to the wind.

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Money deals are my favorite type of deal.

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Oh, Ida. You're slumming it, poor woman.

Skinnerrrrrr! #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

13 minutes in and Marjoe's already sussed the cause

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A big important money deal.

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F.O.T.G. - the miracle grow for anything

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WHy doesn't he fix everything with his Starcrash powers? #monsterdon

Oh, this movie must have ROUS (Rodents Of Unusual Size)

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Where have I seen her before? #Monsterdon

F.O.T.G.

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Cmon, mister, try and act. I’m acting. #monsterdon

Look, lady, I’m the protagonist.

A Chicken I tell ya ! A giant chicken!
I'm late. I want garlic bread... But I didn't have time to make any.
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F.O.T.G.

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She was looking so satisfied at the guy getting attacked by giant chicken because that meant she wouldn't have to feed the chicken for a few days

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If you thought her cock was big, just wait til you see her…

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Chicken tonight! Call the rest of the team, there's heaps! #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

“Look lady, I’ve already seen your chickens”

There’s a line begging to be taken out of context

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All through his titanic fight with a gigantic chicken, Morgan's hairdo was going strong.

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Giant bugs! I'm going to enjoy this!

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Gives a new definition to the word henpecked. #Monsterdon #foodofthegods

I know this sort of dialogue isn't for everybody, but I like this.

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Don't look at that woman's gusset....

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Where are we? Does anyone know the island name they are on or what largest body of land they are supposedly closest to?
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"Could you take a look at somethin' that scared the wits out of me?"

"Was it those chickens back there?"

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We're gonna need a bigger pot.

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this lady looks familiar?

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so the house is a skinner box?

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Where the hell did you get those god damn chickens?!
A big man coming down a beanstalk sold them to me
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They’ll be eating coc au vin for months.

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OK, I'm already loving the visual effects. Now! That's What I Call Compositing

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Well the #monsterdonBingo card makes sense now 🐔 #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

"Can you check out this mole on my back?" #Monsterdon

Ooooh a Basilisk! #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

Great now the Chicken Attack song is stuck in my head

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Surviving party members each gain 100 XP. #Monsterdon

You know, this StarCrash prequel is really weird.

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“Hey, you know those bastards almost killed me!”

Lady steps out pointing a shotgun at him.

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I dunno even in the 70s my kid self would have pronounced the effects to be cheesy.

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#Monsterdon kill mor chikin

I DONE HEARD SHE GOT SOME GODDAMN GIANT CHICKENS

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I hear melatrons & harps attack music

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Punch the chicken in the eye, Morgan!

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That Ninja body shaking on striking your enemy with a sword.
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Lovely scenery, lovely clear print I'm watching. We have to face it, it's not The Killer Shrews.

Effects acceptable. Nice horsies.

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OH MY GOD HE'S CHOKING THE CHICKEN

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I’ve heard how bad the flies in Canada can be, there’s even a song about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5hkOkIajmA

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I think this movie was written by a guy who was taken to a petting zoo when he was about 4 and got traumatized by an uppity rooster

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chicken boo really is good in everything, even this

such a professional

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Ida Lupino is annoyed at the idiot snooping around and not getting eaten by her chickens. #monsterdon

*guy from Arrested Development pops out*
And this is why you don't open random peoples' gates!
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And Peter Griffin appears in 3… 2…

@nev yup. #Monsterdon

Well now that caught me off guard! At least now I understand the emblem on tonight's bingo card! #Monsterdon

10 minutes in and we're getting Marjoe fighting a giant chicken. I take it all back. #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

New plan, let the chicken run the country.

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GIANT CHICKEN OF DOOM! YES!

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Big Chicken is AWESOME! I LOVE it! #Monsterdon

Are...

Are... the chicken noises someone just making gibbering sounds?

Literally just a person making dumb gibbering sounds???

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Wanna see my huge cock?

Bgawk!

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the giant animals are just all here already and everyone is just fine with that except the football guys. is this like the wicker man where the moral of the story is "dont go to other places and disrepect the local customs" #monsterdon

#monsterdon That is an immense... hahahahahaha... rooster.

Are…are the freeze-frames with no sound…supposed to be there?

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#Monsterdon BWAK BWAK MOTHERFUCKER!

🚨 GIANT CHICKEN 🚨

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Wow that's a big cock

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didn't wanna warn him, lady? no? okay.

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#Monsterdon i'm not going to say it

LOL OMG WTAF
hahahahhahahahahahah
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No CW for the giant cock?!?!?!

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🐔 OH HAI THAR

bwahahahhaha

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This dude has "Greatest American Hero" hair.

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big chicken energy

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Is this based on *part* of the same novel where the guys wound up on the balloon that drifted to the island during the civil war?

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WOOHOO! Giant Chicken! #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

Who sees a wasp that size and just stares? Something was wrong with that man's Fight or Flight instinct!

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I did not expect a giant chicken.

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(Btw, the actual 'food of the gods' really is from Canada--they're called Butter Tarts.)

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If there are any more scenic, woody vistas in this film, I'm going to start to suspect they hired Bob Ross as the set designer.

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[walks by four "no solicitors" signs]

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NOBODY CALLS ME CHICKEN #Monsterdon

If you haven't seen the classic NFB short "Blackfly": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f389hIxZAOc

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he died like he lived eating powdered sugar donuts #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe not the deer's tho. #monsterdon

It's Temu Michael Landon! #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ important? in a #Monsterdon movie?

So did they straighten Marjoe's hair for this or was it a perm in Starcrash. I'm thinking perm. #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

we worked hard on this make up, it is going on film multiple times.

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They aren’t wasting any time in getting the #monsterdon animal attacks under way, I’ll say that for this movie.

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Ick!Neuman! #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

Remember Joey in Friends and "smell the fart acting"?

I'm reminded of that with this "shake the camera so they won't notice how fake the creature looks"

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I'm suddenly reminded of the mosquito people in China Mieville's The Scar.

(don't get near the hungry ones)

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He turned into a different person, wow
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