@yatsu
"I can, but stop calling me Shirley."

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Open the basement hatch so I can get my mech suit.

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@strangefour and not a single snake on that plane

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@howler0502 They could be refs for socc errr football!! :-P #monsterdon

there's nothing to be afraid of

except the threat of sudden blindness caused by alien plant monsters who want to eat you

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Hate when mysterious plants from outer space arrive to cause havoc on earth. #Monsterdon

I just realized: the plants are basically vegetable Daleks. #monsterdon

Ridley Scott again, it's like there's one in every #monsterdon

"...oh, she's not my daughter. She belongs to the bank."

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@ryan "Oh you are German! i thought there was something wrong with you!" #WrongFawltyTowers #monsterdon

I feel like I should download Zomboid.
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@Zerofactorial@noc.social That would be an especial problem since Space Amoebas are only weak to micro-oxygen.
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"How many blind people do you have here" How many do you need? #Monsterdon #DayOfTheTriffids

@springdew Yes!💪

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To be honest that's how I react when I see my raspberry bush too #Monsterdon

YES! making everyone into one long line!!!!! that is the kind of new society i was talking about #monsterdon

CONGA LINE, WOOOOOO! #Monsterdon

Thumbs up to the colorization team tha decided to make the Citroen lavender

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“…and tell us why you pronounced kilometers like that!” #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Conga line!

Oh that crash zoom on the creepy plant monster was a great jump scare before jumpscares.
Plant fighting action man! Weed wacking battle!
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@Taweret and maybe set the building on fire?! #monsterdon

"...do you live near here?"
"five kilometers"
"I'm American, what is that ... like a hundred miles?"

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Maybe the meteorites were Space Amoebas? #monsterdon

i mean you could fight the plant or you could just walk back outside and close the door

i mean, its a plant

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I feel like there should be more people wandering the streets. Like, people went blind they didn't get Raptured. They still need to get food and things. #Monsterdon

I want to be the first here to hit Mile High status before I die!

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#Monsterdon
Meanwhile, Bill has been doing some creative foraging in the stores, filling the back seat of the car.

I call BS on the traffic pattern! #monsterdon

we have a lighthouse, we have a screaming woman, where the hell is Leela when we need her? #AndTheFourthDoctor #monsterdon

so much for that bastard Gregor Samsa #monsterdon

Ohhh.. right in the pistol. #Monsterdon #DayOfTheTriffids

Thanks for screaming honey, that's really helpful. You didn't want to DO something with that big ol' open flame y'got in your hand? #Monsterdon

ma'am, you're a scientist, surely you can do better than biting your knuckles in a corner. #monsterdon

Harpoon isn’t going to help. You need Roundup.

#Monsterdon

Pesky Herbalife salesman. #Monsterdon #DayOfTheTriffids

EXTREME GARDENING

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Come on lets get back and sides?! "Cut Cut cutting your hair?!" #monsterdon

that's why you don't leave doors open. critters get in

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@msh it's all the marmite they eat #monsterdon

"I'm coming with you" not likely if he has whiskydi... nuthin #monsterdon

get to work setting up a “Home Alone” style series of traps for the triffids #monsterdon

i can't tell if that's the sound of the ocean or the sound of an alien tree squelching

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#DumpHim #monsterdon

Oh that comedically nearby. Heh. Wtf movie?
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Unless that plant has Scotch I don’t think he cares, lady. #Monsterdon #DayoftheTriffids

@jonny That's the main plot point of Jose Saramago's novel Blindness #monsterdon

"one of the killer plants is here lets go check it out" #monsterdon

Meanwhile, in the brown of night... #Monsterdon

I guess rushing the cockpit wasn't the right call after all. Who knew!
#TheMoreYouKnow #Monsterdon

These pilots rn:
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Wow, of all the places to land, in all the corners, in all the world.

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This movie gives you an appreciation for all the accessibility and tactile features that make it possible to use stuff without being able to see it.

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"...and we're out of coffee" #WrongMovie #MonsterDon

I choose to believe the tree was just going to offer to give them a push #monsterdon

Radio direct from japan in London? That doesn't seem likely... Wish I knew more Japanese. But he was probably just saying "Everyone is blind."
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Are you Lying or are you British? #monsterdon

almost 60 years later, British science fiction writers finally would figure out that guinea pigs can see like humans can see, and write a very stupid episode of Black Mirror #monsterdon

"I assure you the pilots are not blind. But we are out of coffee." #Monsterdon #DayOfTheTriffids

Susan *has* to survive if we're going to have a shot at passing the Bechdel test #monsterdon

"...What's your vector, Victor"

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You need to ask for clearance Clarence

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"...a disaster meeting"
"That's not helpful. All meetings are disasters."

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Tokyo is burning! Idiots were trying to cook their sushi! .... I SAID ... #monsterdon

Japan is burning and Godzilla's like "Bruh! Not me this time" #Monsterdon #DayOfTheTriffids

Dear passengers: DOOOOM WE ARE DOOOOMED. Thank you and brunch will be Benedict eggs or waffles.
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"Can't you contact the Doctor" Nope. Hartnell's not in this. #Monsterdon #DayOfTheTriffids

"there is no one on board who can help you" yeah great thing to say on the ship #monsterdon

@moira This is like that ACT question! Well plants have cell walls and animals have nuclei?! does that help? #12 #monsterdon

Is this child going to turn out to be a Magic Child? Is Pedro Pascal fated to play this guy in a remake? #monsterdon

@moira I've fallen way behind because of TubiTV commercials #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
This is my ship. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

@springdew You're one of the lucky ones! (Oh sorry that's the other hashtag) #monsterdon

rootsack or ballsac? rootsack or ballsac? #monsterdong #monsterdon

Are the Triffids walking in KY jelly? Why are they so very icky ASMR sounding?
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@YsengrinWolf @CactuarJoe OKAY NOT JUST ME THEN #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Obviously a male plant.
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Why is the tree making slurping noises tho?

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@Steggy@artisan.chat
It’s an elite group #Monsterdon

Man, that is a disturbingly suggestive central trunk on the Triffids >_> #Monsterdon

@Taweret Where are they again?
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I always said forest are out to get us, did anyone listen, noooooo
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What I want to know is whether all the dogs in London are able to see #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Beware the triffid's throbbing gnarly root!

they really let the foley artists go hog wild on this one huh #monsterdon

Swamp Triffid is blowing bubbles in his lake drink. Momma Triffid is gonna be angry.

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ahhh reminds me of being a kid finding rocks #monsterdon

Oh, no! Not the DOG!!??! #monsterdon

@springdew Have you tasted collie?

#Monsterdon

Alien Tree Squishes and Hisses As It Stalks You ASMR

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shit I can't make an ent joke because I don't know enough about LOTR #monsterdon

@strangefour "...with a two level effect!" #wrongMovie #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow
Frustration over sexism in the workplace

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I think my pothos is mad about being repotted last week and I'm a little concerned this movie is going to give him ideas #monsterdon

@msbellows They all woke up like that #monsterdon

DOGGY NO!
Death to all shrubbery!
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That Lily has your number, Captain Sailor Hat.

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@msbellows Badly! #BAM #Monsterdon

"Is it fog or is it LONDON?" #monsterdon

Well the blind nation is an effective horror movie. Good man vs man going on.
Wait is the dog blind?
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