@Zerofactorial "Yes the holy mega mazers of antioch, it is one of the relics brother Maynard carries!" #wrongMovie #WrongQuote #monsterdon
Guy with sexy wife, sadly: "I can neither transmit nor receive."
Protagonist: "Dude, TMI." #monsterdon
wasn't your... baby... on the other side?
(I have a baby!!!?)
#monsterdon
Irwin Allen looked at these triffid suits and said, "Y'know, I can do better." #monsterdon
This thing has so many stops and little side plots for a whole Netflix season of episodes.
#Monsterdon #DayoftheTriffids
What Saruman should have learned from this movie: if he'd had an electric fence up around Isengard, the last march of the Ents would have gone _much_ differently. #Monsterdon
Polite of the Triffids to wait for the opening bell. #Monsterdon
Don't they have masers in Europe or something? #monsterdon
@oliphant how about all those damn cigarettes they were smoking at the beginning of the movie? Nicotine kills plants (and people). #Monsterdon
Wait - does the side of the truck say Circus of Death?
@brion Weeds on weed. #Monsterdon #DayOfTheTriffids
see now this is why europe needed shopping malls.
Guy: "This is my wife, Teresa."
Teresa, sexily: "Do you swing?" #monsterdon
ok the triffid army shot kind of rules #monsterdon
Can't see the forest for the triffids #Monsterdon
"Did the stork come??"
"*sigh* Yes, Bill."
#monsterdon
"Susan, turn it on!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lI3PR4yLZI
"Oh god, Susan, turn it off! TURN IT OFF!"
Electric fence! Smartest idea any of you have had so far. #Monsterdon
Just remember, don't pee on the electric fence! #Monsterdon
ah yes, electricity, a well known plant deterrent #monsterdon
@otheorange_tag I am now physically ill...
"...final survivor pickup is tomorrow. Book early to avoid disappointment!"
@bunnyhero Same! Being this stupid in a horror flick is a criminal offense! #Monsterdon
@joewynne Mebbie they're looking for WOODstock! hey is this thing on?! #monsterdon
@bunnyhero @CactuarJoe Wondering how much of the bad plotting was from the Wyndham novel and how much came from the executive producer #monsterdon
Warning about "wandering bands of Triffids"...Are they looking for a concert venue?
If this has been made today, the little girl would probably know Japanese or Korean instead of French #Monsterdon
"...we are expecting a baby. Perhaps the two ladies could..."
"Doesn't work that way Frenchie."
oh just because they're ladies they gotta help the pregnant lady! HMPH #monsterdon
@Taweret yeah the 1-2 axe -> fire combo is undefeated against plants #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Teresa! Fresh meat!
Hey, Pine City VoTech, Spanish Colonial-style. #Monsterdon
@Taweret In France the populace is really good at setting things on fire too #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe they are honestly pissing me off #monsterdon
Fire! The untamed element. Oldest of man's mysteries. Giver of warmth. Destroyer of Triffids. Set these plants on fire!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxGgx3YCCAA
#Monsterdon #DayoftheTriffids
If Claudio Fargasso dropped acid and watched this movie and.watched Gremlins on two TVs at once, I can see where the inspiration from Troll 2 came from.
One of these crawling plant is definitely just a sock puppet #Monsterdon
@annathepiper jinx! :-) #monsterdon
He abandons everyone else, why not Horse? #monsterdon
LOL! They're gonna escape in an ice cream truck?
Thank goodness it's not "Turkey in the straw" #Monsterdon #DayOfTheTriffids
Ice cream truck or early phone alarm? I can't decide! #Monsterdon
ICE CREAM TRUCK?! #monsterdon
"Been doing myself for a long time!" yeah dude maybe not brag about that part? #Monsterdon
burn?β¦we couldβ¦burn? the plants? #monsterdon #triffids
"Did I burn you?"
Are they finally going to think of fire?
"Let's talk about our love life"
AAAAAA
#Monsterdon
Fire! Fire is the ultimate weed killer!!
#Monsterdon #DayoftheTriffids
#monsterdon "You're a good horse and you must be tired" She just condemned it, didn't she...
Tch, sure, send the little girl off by herself. GOD you people are stupid. #Monsterdon
"Can I wander off" "Yeah, just don't wander off". #Monsterdon #DayOfTheTriffids
so we're saying the horse can see. #monsterdon
Now they've entered Sweet Water. Watch out for Dolores!
Okay I'm pretty sure THIS was a Twilight Zone set. #Monsterdon
@brion Should have had a square on the bingo card for dancehall music #monsterdon
god if only there was a way to kill plants #monsterdon
#monsterdon sir, don't you think we should use prop windows? that will be much less expensive.
prop windows?! are you kidding? that will look completely unrealistic!
Our Hero's really got one emotional state, huh -- put-upon disapproval. Whether it's blind convicts throwing an assault party or an old man dying on his shoulder or a burning city everything gets the hands on the hips and the :/ :/ :/ face. #Monsterdon
@Taweret Yeah they're not listening to us! #Monsterdon
The Not-Even-A-Botanist is analyzing the fuck out of these plants.
"Fundamentally it's a simple problem, like finding a weed-killer."
Dammit, you're not even a botanist, tho
#Monsterdon
Fires is only for cities, not plants!
Tom's gonna be so pissed when he finds out that Whiskey is the only thing that will kill the Triffids.
I repeat: VEGETABLE DALEKS. #monsterdon
why doesn't samantha here just use some magic to clear this problem up? #monsterdon
try fire, you dumbshits
Well there's a big ... American .... duuude oh, naval base... whew #monsterdon
@oliphant MUTED, BLOCKED, AND REPORTED FOR SPAM. #monsterdon
Whole place is on fire...not a Triffid to be seen in the area. Isn't that interesting? #Monsterdon
@randy_s If Blackberrys got superpowers the Seattle area would be TOAST. #Monsterdon #DayOfTheTriffids
@bunnyhero Nope, I'm starting to root for the triffids #monsterdon
I want an electric version of that wagon.
Shoutout to the guy holding the chair over his head. Surely the monsters will respect a Chippendale. #Monsterdon
why did they switch to a vehicle with probably way worse gas mileage? #monsterdon
so many guns it's hard to believe this wasn't an american film #monsterdon
so i threw a right cross and knocked his OLD ASS OUT
#monsterdon
fire, anyone? β¦ no? #monsterdon
Instead of guns, they really ought to try some herbicide
#Monsterdon #DayoftheTriffids
@springdew Those of us with hay fever know that pollen is EXACTLY how plants can kill you! #monsterdon
Dude, YOUR GUN DOESN'T WORK. Moron. #Monsterdon
there's no way you don't hear all the weird ass noises the monsters are making
@moira Ah. I though the first guy turned green, but I didn't notice that coming up again so thought it was just going big and weird for the first kill. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon the plants want to party too
#Monsterdon
Triffid party crashers.
okay i know you cant see but that plant monster is being loud as balls
wow that punch was worse than luke's kick on that sandspeeder #monsterdon
"...oh no, is that Plant Jazz? You can't be playing Plant Jazz, you fools!"
Ah, I see the movie finally introduced the real villains: Ex-convicts! π
#Monsterdon #DayoftheTriffids
These guys sure look like plant food to me. #Monsterdon #DayOfTheTriffids
Croker? Nomen est omen.
#Monsterdon
@strangefour They didn't cover it well, but the plants are poisonous. the first guy we see killed by one turned green also from poison. #monsterdon
This shit suddenly got all Walking Dead "the humans are worse than the plague/plants" in the ensuing collapse of civilization situation.
@blogdiva Times be hard! #monsterdon
Well that is alot of hungry vegetable Daleks out in the woods today.
He died from a broken ankle!?
#Monsterdon #DayoftheTriffids
@oliphant Could you buy chainsaws in 1960s Europe? #monsterdon
Ah, I see we've reached the "party because we're all gonna die" part of the program. #Monsterdon
Oh no everyone's turned into SINNERS
Did not have βboogie woogie date rapeβ on my bingo card