IT'S GONNA GET BIT BY THE LINT HE GOT BIT

#monsterdon

@chirpbirb it is COMING RIGHT FOR HIM #monsterdon

"HIT IT WITH SOMETHING" proceeds to hold hand directly over brain eater #Monsterdon

apparently lady scientist's job is to make coffee #Monsterdon

allow me to smoke my pipe two inches from your face

#monsterdon

AH IT'S CUTE #monsterdon

WHAT IS THIS MOVING PIECE OF LINT?

#monsterdon

Oh my God it IS the Tingler!!! #monsterdon

@wohali

but does she do MATH
??
#monsterdon

the director made some bold choices with angles and close ups

#monsterdon

Snakes don't walk! They don't have legs! Ahh! #Monsterdon

Everybody should drink coffee while poking at human remains.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Is, is this man cutting open a chicken breast rn? :blobcatthonking:

I've dissected this challah, and i still can't figure out why it's fundamentally the most delicious bread on this planet. #monsterdon #ScienceMysteriesx

Dude's gonna get snakebit by two tablespoons of liver on a string. #Monsterdon

i still don't understand the plot of this film
(don't explain it to me, this is good)

#monsterdon

kinda rooting for orb guy ngl

#Monsterdon

this is the mayor's piece? it doesn't look anything like a WWII pistol! #monsterdon

Scene with food or drink! #Monsterdon

now we just use the orb apps on our phones but back then you had to physically carry your orb around

#monsterdon

Now Shaggy's got the glowing orb. Jinkies. #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

@SeanAloysiusOBrien
That's "Nemoy" in this movie.

#Monsterdon

one of us! one of us! #monsterdon

You know, if the parasites have to be carried around in these big glass jars, I'm not so worried #monsterdon

Also 48 hours seems like a long time for acid to work if it's injected directly into the nervous system #Monsterdon

what is this "lace your fingers together and bop a guy between his shoulder-blades" attack? is that a thing? #monsterdon

Lmao yes, YES, SHOOT A HANDGUN INTO THE CONE!!! Burn down a shopping mall, LET'S START THE PURGE

#Monsterdon

sennnnnd mooooooore coooooops #Monsterdon

@Louisa Somewhere in the cone realm of coneness. #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

@annathepiper fist fight + passing out combo #monsterdon #monsterdonBingo

i think i just saw this scene in my Project Zomboid run today. #monsterdon

@blogdiva Look, we're all mortal, every one of us is going to die someday. #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

... here comes the weirdo carrying the blowing ball

#Monsterdon

Orby Von Orbman enters stage left.

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

also am I blind or have we not seen Nimoy yet

#Monsterdon

They’re really speed running this. It’s like a little kid recounting the plot of a full length movie.

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

HOLDING MY ORB, UNBOTHERED, IN MY LANE, WHILE THESE TWO DUDES JUST ABSOLUTELY DUKE IT OUT

#monsterdon

@apLundell Well, somebody has to feel guilty for it. I guess it's up to me. AS ALWAYS. #monsterdon #braineaters

@Taweret when you name a town Riverdale things get intense I guess #Monsterdon

Fist fight! #Monsterdon

"Don't repeat what I'm about to say. That's goes for you too, cameras." #Monsterdon

brb changing my email signature to "if anybody want's me i'll be out at the cone" #monsterdon

@moira @Taweret Dammit! #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

The Cone! The hip new hangout for all the cool cops! #monsterdon

wow, just punch! #monsterdon

I'd like a second opinion to Dr. I Have a Degree From the Riverdale, IL School of Medicine #monsterdon

@Taweret well originally this was a sitcom pilot, but it did really badly with test audiences. #monsterdon

First rule of Brain Eater Club is ... you don't tell anyone about Brain Eater Club.

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

they really favor the double axe handle move #monsterdon

"If anybody wants me I'll be out at the cone."

Do you have to call it that, Bob? Just tell people you're using the toilet 9_9 #Monsterdon

new fashion idea, backless shirts, dresses, coats, everything

just so nobody can hide their little neck parasites

#Monsterdon

Police for bingo! #Monsterdon

Are they going to show us the thing from the back of the neck?

Are we going to get any clue as to why the doctor isn’t welcome in Riverdale?

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

Everybody smokes. And how does the lead scientist already know about alien instruments and acid? Kinda sus.

#Monsterdon

"You know why I'm here, I want action!"

Oh sure, but when I say it I'm "too aggressive"

#Monsterdon

"This acid destroyed the Mayor's nervous system." Guess he really should have stayed away from the brown acid. #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

@yatsu Same. #tingler #monsterdon #braineaters

OH NO! He shot him right in the nards.
#Monsterdon #BrainEaters

it DESTROYED his nervous system. that's how he was able to talk and move and do all of those things that his nervous system does

#monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 i mean, i would read that, to be fair. #monsterdon #Tinglers

ah the 50s, wearing pearls, smoking indoors and firing guns at just everything

#monsterdon

wow this is some speed-of-gozilla science #monsterdon

“If anybody wants me I’ll be out at the Cone” I’m always saying this #monsterdon

@yatsu I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT
#monsterdon

Natural first reaction to your dad being killed by a police officer is "What's that on his neck?"

#Monsterdon

at this point in US history shooting stuff was basically the same gesture as pointing at stuff #monsterdon

@apLundell 'Your Testicles and You'? #Monsterdon

Either there's a brain eater on this guy's neck or one hell of a pore of winer. #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

@yatsu nobody takes jr "bob" dodd's pipe - NOBODY! #monsterdon

Attack of the Dutch angels!
Someone call Batman.
#Monsterdon #BrainEaters

was he smoking a pipe in the autopsy room??? #monsterdon

"...what's that on his neck?"
"Well it's no hickey, that's for darn sure!"

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

look at my cheek that clearly isn't like dried chocolate or whatever, it is DEFINITELY blood

#monsterdon

#monsterdon well erosion of mountains is still something that won't happen before his very eyes so if he's counting on slowly eroding his way into the cone I think he's the type to get bored before that attempt has done much of anything

The cop shot the wall twice and the mayor drops dead.

Again, what's that on his neck?

#Monsterdon

@rwhe and you're to blame! You give balllls / a bad name! (Bad name!) #monsterdon

Absolutely zero hesitation shooting the mayor lol #Monsterdon

oh shit this is like Control with the bureaucrats being possessed and becoming violent, only Control is well-made and interesting #monsterdon

so did everyone in the 50s just carry a revolver?

#monsterdon

Oo, shot -- in the crotch! #monsterdon

Well that escalated quickly. #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

can we have the gun? please? thanks

that's how you know this movie is set in the us

#monsterdon

is this when the chest-burster comes out? #monsterdon

damn this town's politics are intense

#monsterdon

Oo, shot him right in the mess! #Monsterdon

"The mayor's back."
cut to gun drawer... wtf movie. That's a hell of a content warning needed scene transition.
#Monsterdon #BrainEaters

What is that on the back of your neck?

#Monsterdon

"May I have the gun?"

#FamousLastWords
#monsterdon

Things they clearly did know in the 50's: shooting directly at someone even with blanks is a BAD IDEA.

#monsterdon

alas i missed a bit trying to troubleshoot this :/ wondered why no one was seeing my replies or whatever #monsterdon

"what is that on the back of your neck" it's a Tingler. careful. #monsterdon

"one telephone call from me and this town goes under martial law" is a sure sign of a good republic in a good state #monsterdon

this mayor's office sucks, Riverdale doesn't have the budget for at least a little panache? #monsterdon

"You don't look well, dad. Have you eaten your daily dose of brains today?" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Way to throw her under the bus, when you're clearing having your own issues! 🙄 :cheetah_angry:

The martial law again #monsterdon

KARATE CHOP ACTION #monsterdon

someone kicked the camera stand and they didn't have the budget to fix it. #monsterdon

Absolutely nothing wrong going on in his office. It's just naturally built on a Dutch angle. #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

If it's just one long tunnel spiraling inside THE CONE, then how did he turn around to get back out?
#Monsterdon #BrainEaters