close your mouth, dude, you're catching flies. #monsterdon

Well that brain slug moves fast and jumps up onto a bed with the ease of a fat cat who wants to lay on your chest in the middle of the night.
#Monsterdon #BrainEaters

#Monsterdon

about time we get some GIRL ZOMBIES

I think that's #monsterdonbingo !

People on a date
Monster sneaks up quietly
Hugging
Mention of "cells"
Fire

#monsterdon

most 50s monster movies are 90% static shots of people in rooms talking, this is citizen kane by comparison #monsterdon

This is STILL not Monster Sneaks Up Quietly! That hissing is a -10 to Stealth Roll. #Monsterdon

This bedroom scene passed for seXXXploitation in 1958 #monsterdon

monster pov shot should've been on the bingo card

#monsterdon

Early Raimi Vision left a bit to be desired. #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

#Monsterdon

and now it's just going to mump across the floor. Okay then.

feels like i'm watching the beginning of a bad vintage porno now wtf

#monsterdon #thebraineaters

#Monsterdon

Being John Slugovich #monsterdon

*cut to parasite* dun dun duuunnm #Monsterdon

I really don't think so but we're more than 2/3 through this and we still haven't seen him?

#Monsterdon

Welcome back to the movie Orb Torgo and hatless Jughead.
How yall doing with them jam jars of death?
#Monsterdon #BrainEaters

keep your lint in a jar to keep it moist #monsterdon

loving the parasite crawling pov

#Monsterdon

Why is there a light under the bed?

#Monsterdon

"And Leonard Nimoy as the Brain-Eater." #monsterdon

Fishbowl full of moss. #ToTheTuneOfJaniesGotAGun #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I wonder if orb guy is carrying a disco ball of his own accord or if the parasites are controlling him? :blobcatthonking:

We're all fine here now....how are....how are you? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Definitely _not_ AAA approved #monsterdon

oh no. not orb goop!

#monsterdon

So the orb is full of dryer lint. Got it. #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

"...and here's some drain sludge for you, and you, and you"

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

listen, whatever they do to that carpet, it's justified. #monsterdon

is this Nimoy? have we heard him speak yet?

#Monsterdon

...They don't vacuum the carpet very often do they? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon he becomes a robit?

Parasite Cam!!
The alien parasite wrangler made his money on that shot.

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

so they can't answer a telephone, but they can climb fire escapes... okay. #monsterdon

I yearn for Invasion of the Body Snatchers #monsterdon

i am pretty sure that THE ORB is a disco ball

#monsterdon #thebraineaters

@uptownsongclub Fez is ALWAYS in the running. /me looks at official DM fez.#monsterdon #braineaters

Typical man, half past midnight and he's still trying to slip a lady the orb 9_9 #Monsterdon

I shall carry the goldfish bowl up the fire escape, Bubbles is afraid of elevators

#monsterdon

No worries, the jar's not glowing. He's carrying blanks.

#Monsterdon

@apLundell there's NO TIME (or something)

#monsterdon #thebraineaters

"Everything peaceful here... send more cops."
Well this is kinda a zombie movie.
#Monsterdon #BrainEaters

The Plain People of Riverdale #monsterdon

so this is how Chavelle came up with that song... #monsterdon

bruno vesota doesn't have much to work with but he's doing his best to direct the hell out of this movie #monsterdon

oh no, it's devo #monsterdon

When does Nick Fury show up to save the day? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

A Telegraph office?

Isn't this the 1950s? Why not just make a long-distance phone call?

pure bunk... a lot like this movie. #monsterdon

we didn't have the budget to show the telegrapher actually doing anything, so he just said it was all done

#monsterdon #thebraineaters

Translation: "We suck at searching for shit." #Monsterdon

See the problem here is the cop just looks like Kramer from the side. #Monsterdon

Oh no. The parasites have Jars?
That is kinda hilarious and also really creepy in some corners of the internet...
#Monsterdon #BrainEaters

@paco If it breathes, it can bleed! START SHOOTING #monsterdon #braineaters

Thinking about that lab coffee-making is making me want a siphon brewer. #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

guess that's telegraph twitter for you #monsterdon

pulling him out of bed... which is his chair... at his desk... at work #monsterdon

Hot! Dialing! Action! #Monsterdon

"...now we know what to look for!"
"Jars?"

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

These jars *mean* something, Again, how does he know all this? Pretty sus.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

"... an object lesson in how not to conduct a search."

Too bad none of these lessons are remembered for later movies

Dr Kettering's the only one who's read the script, he's gotta tell the others what's going on. #monsterdon

They just found the Mayor's orb stash!

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

i’m on break from #monsterdon bc i’m outside at the grill. I confess that I used to make naan on the stovetop but tonight i tried the grill, and i’m never doing it any other way ever again.

i would also not want to get out of bed for these assholes if i were a telegrapher

#monsterdon #thebraineaters

this is a 1 hour movie and 50% of it was taken up by them climbing out that window #monsterdon

@wohali Serious Dairy Queen cravings right now. #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

Now let's talk in a different room! #Monsterdon

Off-topic, but:
I kinda miss telegraph-talk

#monsterdon

Most impressive fire special effects I've seen

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon he's been bitten! Now he's going to turn into a mustache!

tbh if my town were being taken over by aliens parasites, instead of going out hunting for them, i would just like - leave town. seems like a nice time for a vacation

#monsterdon

Have we gotten a good look at the parasite yet? Is it just a shaved tribble with antenna?
#Monsterdon #BrainEaters

PEEKABOO

#monsterdon #thebraineaters

@moira They just shot the movie from beginning to end, to hell with lighting #monsterdon

We have fire! And also, poor visibility! #Monsterdon

Glen forgot his line and the funniest part is that he didn't have one #monsterdon

"There's someone out there!"

Well there's no way it could be one of the other six characters we know are out here in the woods! Let me shoot through the door at them! #Monsterdon

most secure random forest shack

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

"the smartest thing to do is to get out of here"

that would shorten a lot of movies

We need to worry about this mysterious acid, who knows what these harmful chemicals could do to the human body. But first! Let's take a smoke break

#Monsterdon

watch out, the leaky compressor tank is coming for you! #monsterdon

There that's more relaxed one hand driving. So guy in the ill fitting coat is some other kind of alien right? Right? No normal man dresses like that.
#Monsterdon #BrainEaters

I've seen this Bugs Bunny, there's gonna be a lot of cops shooting through that window any second #monsterdon

<hissing sound>
"...what you're hearing now is the cause of his death."
"what? Oh my God! That smells awful!"
<snickers>

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

COVER YOUR NECKS!

Why does nobody ever think of that? #monsterdon

the spookiest thing about the house is the weird hexagonal roof tiles

#monsterdon #thebraineaters

no funny business dollface, we can save that for later #monsterdon

i think ol' boy's tie could take out the alien by itself. #monsterdon

#monsterdon uh oh, the false mustache is moving on its own!

This does NOT count as monster sneaks up quietly. o.O #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon vs #Monsterdong who wins in a street fight on this app

i say all that shit about shooting night for night and then they do a goddamn day for night. god DAMMIT movie #monsterdon

We're going to wander in the woods, at night, looking for a spaceship that we don't know what it looks like. And loot a body we find.

#Monsterdon

WHO DRIVES LIKE THAT!?
Hands at 12 and 12. WTF?
#Monsterdon #BrainEaters

Remember when they were briefing congress on the alien cone?

And the feds only sent that one guy?

That seems normal.

#monsterdon

Is that a tribble with tusks? #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

#Monsterdon What you're hearing now is the cameraman snoring

how have we not had 'flee in terror' or 'warning ignored' yet? everyone is standing their ground and taking this very seriously #monsterdon

"Is he...?"

"Yes. Full pension and everything." #Monsterdon

"Yep. It's a guy." #Monsterdon