EVERYONE HAS A GUN!
Even a woman in a nightgown.
Who is a brain slug.
#Monsterdon #BrainEaters

"Our plan has been 200 million hundred years in the making, the only thing that could stop us is if the descendants of primates create some kind of weapon that shoots propelled bits of metal but the chances of that happening..." #Monsterdon

whoa she got up there in heels #monsterdon

Meanwhile the soundtrack's gone to the Follies #Monsterdon

ah yes, The American Male's one weakness, The American Female. (-_-)

#monsterdon

stop. climbing. on. the. scaffolding.

#monsterdon

ALICE YOU'RE A WOMAN YOU CAN'T HAVE THOUGHTS WITHOUT A MAN BESIDE YOU THERE'S CLEARLY A MONSTER POSSESSING YOU

#monsterdon #thebraineaters

"Alice, please come with me! I've got a spare pair of pants in the car! You don't have to wander ar -- wait hold up, where'd SHE get a gun from! #Monsterdon

That's a daring angle with that dress

#Monsterdon

"Time to join the lodge Paul."
#Monsterdon

@strangefour Nope. they left the hair on. #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

the harpoon gun is basically the main character at this point i have no idea who all these guys are lmao #monsterdon

LOOK! It's the queen of the Subterranian Bran Slugs!
#Monsterdon #BrainEaters

Harpoons are fun. No notes. #Monsterdon

@blogdiva
You make it sound like a Tarantino movie.

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

@Louisa all that heavy breathing obviously they gotta do more cardio too #Monsterdon

"You want me to stay on?" Sure man, but no raise. #Monsterdon

Also Papa Noel #monsterdon

"What's your plan" If only there was some kind of voice over who could explain it. #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

Chekhov's Power Station #monsterdon

@blogdiva That's a full rich weekend right there. #Monsterdon

@sean

I like how the narrator comes out of hiding to explain things

#monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien That was a genuinely terrible beard, yeah :D #Monsterdon

how late is dairy queen open? anybody know? #monsterdon

are they gonna garrotte the spaceship? i mean... #monsterdon

Damn, now I'm thinking about the Spock's Brain episode #monsterdon

Ohhhhh, they're making a zip line! How fun!

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

must be the Shinzo Abe Memorial Harpoon Gun

#monsterdon

is..... is leonard nimoy gone now

#monsterdon #thebraineaters

...Why did they think we needed a narrator for this? They're just doing some tree trimming, it's not rocket surgery. #Monsterdon

You must choose.... #monsterdon

The power company uses an air-powered harpoon gun to put lines up. Yeah, sure.

#Monsterdon

So the plan is to make a rope bridge slowly? Eh? What is going on here?
#Monsterdon #BrainEaters

I'm from Illinois, and I assure you, there are NO ravines there.

#monsterdon

"i can feel it in the air"
that's just static electricity.
#monsterdon

"...a harpoon gun, more or less. Just keep it in the back of the truck .... no reason."

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

Crawling scenes only rivaled by Die Hard! #monsterdon

#monsterdon the wind locked the door!

"what are you waiting for?”
LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO
LOVE LOVE LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO

#monsterdon #thebraineaters

so the bullets don't ricochet? why did we do that thing at teh beginning of the movie establishing that they did then?

#monsterdon

@Taweret
It's not easy to sink below the low bar you have already set for them!

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

I see shooting in the cone has become less hazardous than at the start of the movie...

#monsterdon

The Brain Eaters are like furry CyberMats.

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

fuck me, i was right?! #monsterdon

Dude with the hat looks like a big game hunter :P #Monsterdon

THE LINT BALLS ARE COMING EN MASSE

#monsterdon #thebraineaters

Jesus, everyone has a pistol.

#monsterdon

I would simply do whatever Mister Spock tells me to do. #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

@yatsu

this was somewhat before he was well known

#Monsterdon

pretty sure i've seen this season two episode of space:1999 and it wasn't good then either #monsterdon

@jonny They had the door closed.

#Monsterdon

The Carboniferous was more than 200 Million years ago, did they not learn much for the first 100 million? #Monsterdon

"The founders"? Oh oh. Better set up a containment field. #monsterdon

Look out, he's loosed the shaved Tribbles on you! You'll never escape their razor-sharp pipe cleaners! #Monsterdon

MISTER SPOCK :blobastonished: #Monsterdon

Oh I have been more focused on this one hour long cheezy movie than I thought I would. I forgot to eat my watermelon.
#Monsterdon #BrainEaters

ok yeah I thought I woulda noticed when he showed up

his voice is pretty distinctive so I don't think I would have missed him

#Monsterdon

Woot! ✅ ✅ Star Trek Actor and Low Visibility #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

did they fog over Nimoy's face so they didn't have to pay him so much? #monsterdon

Nimoy actually makes this little speech sound good #monsterdon

"We live in peace... all our clothing is tastefully draped..." #monsterdon

And Bingo every Wednesday night #monsterdon

@joewynne true, fever dreams have no real sense of time #monsterdon

It has the exactitude of mathematics! It is, shall we say, LOGICAL. #Monsterdon

We seek out new life, and new civilizations...
#Monsterdon

@moira
How would we know day or night in this movie?

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

how the FUCK did they miss this entire room full of smoke and glass pillars and professor cool the first time through the cone #monsterdon

"that thing on your back"
_I Am Not Spock_
_I Am Spock_
#monsterdon

"...the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one, or the cone"

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

"these glass pillars are supposed to be opaque, they're my stash jars. shut up"

#monsterdon #thebraineaters

"I've never met a man who thought so little of his own abilities." Buddy, you haven't met me. #Monsterdon

YES!!!! PROFESSOR COOL!!!!!!!!!! #monsterdon

"i was professor cole. now i'm professor cone" #monsterdon

"There is no conflict, we Vulcans have evolved past all that." #Monsterdon

there is nothing on my back except my monkey #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

LEONARD!!!!

Here's Nimoy!

#Monsterdon

ARE WE FINALLY SEEING THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND? MY BOY LEONARD?

#monsterdon #thebraineaters

Ayyyyy it's the guy we all watched the movie to see #monsterdon

Ahhhh, the Old Man In The Cone.

#Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

IT'S HIM #Monsterdon #TheBrainEaters

WE HAVE NEMOY finally! #Monsterdon

oh wait, is that, NIMOY!!!! FINALLY!!! #monsterdon

#monsterdon

If I remember correctly, Captain Picard once solved this exact problem by flying to San Fransisco and shooting an admiral until his head exploded.

A shakedown at the bookie's office! #monsterdon

Welcome to the film Leonard Nimoy! Or welcome to the film Lenoard's voice. And his Gandalf cosplay?
#Monsterdon #BrainEaters

Nemoy! #monsterdon

“there’s something on your back though…something called a J-O-B” ah shit this guy’s trying to sell me on his neck slug MLM #monsterdon

Brain Eaters are big vapers too #monsterdon

reload we're going inside the cone? the cone we established causes bullets to ricochet everywhere? that cone? yes, let's reload

#monsterdon

Hey, it's Spock! Hi Spock! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Come in, you have no choice. /starts to enter "You may stop there"

definitely running into david hedison going the other way #monsterdon

uh, is Jesus in this cone?
#monsterdon

Um, didn't they try shooting inside the cone earlier? #monsterdon

Maybe we can find a big Off switch ...
#Monsterdon

I do appreciate the way this movie is progressing at a swift clip, though. No mucking about, that's for sure. #Monsterdon

We are on an express train straight to to the cone zone.

#monsterdon

My big break, a motion picture! Gee, I hope I can memorize my lines...

Oh.... I just say the same thing....over....and over....and over...

#monsterdon

Have you considered shooting them in the brain? #monsterdon