I TOLD YOU TO CHANGE THE LOCKS!!!

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#monsterdon lol ok look we've all had the dream where Jack the Ripper and Genghis Khan chase us in slow motion, it just means you ate a snack too late

C'mon gang, let's see who Jack the Ripper really is!

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Is this the movie with 'I'm melting!' in it?

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Time for Scooby & the gang to reveal old Mr Flexner?

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they called him WAXY BOB!

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And that's why you don't store your axes in the wall, people!! #Monsterdon

"Let's see who you REALLY are under that mask" #Monsterdon

Umm, this isn't a real estate deal, they are just selling the figures. The pub guy owns the building.

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Huh. That.....wasn't a bad twist. Not a great one, but more than I expected.

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scooby doo unmasking here we come

He got axed by his own question!
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"It's Jack from the top rope with a chair!"

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And this is why there's a no rough housing in the weapons room rule.

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Hoist by his own thrown axe #Monsterdon

No! Too many nice people dying. Jack, you need to go for the annoying characters #Monsterdon

Bah, should have killed him with the wax Ripper's knife.

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The place has weapons on every wall and he punches the guy?? #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum

I didn't expect an action packed climax from this movie. Hell this feels more actiony than most Monsterdon finales.
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Waiting for the climax of the fight, where the copper ALSO faints
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Karkov is the real hero on this movie!
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Poor Kargov! #Monsterdon RIP, my guy!

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RE: https://techhub.social/@pngwen/116632842548399944

But it was Authentic French!! The movie said so! #Monsterdon

I love eating with chop sticks. It's one more way I get to play with my food.

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Karkov’s Wax Cauldron. #Monsterdon

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You could pull one of the 85 weapons off of the wall to fight him...

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Or not

Looks like that really is hot wax: there is a solid layer on top.

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"Jack"'s look isn't so much "A Clockwork Orange" as "A Battery Operated Potato" #Monsterdon

What was the Yard doing all this time?

Looking for whisky?

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@pngwen They established the guillotine was a real historic one imported from France earlier, for authenticity's sake supposedly.

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one-fisted tales of waxy bob

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What happened to Hawthorn’s steadier hand?

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@davesdogmaggie 😆

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noooo the wrong people keep getting murdered

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So wait, Karkov was a living wax figure all this time?

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Is it Jack the Ripper or is it just The Phantom of the Wax House?

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The only thing that can stop a bad guy made of wax is a good guy made of wax. Go Torgo!
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KARKOV SAVES THE DAY C'MON DUDE YOU GOT THIS #Monsterdon

Oh no they're BOTH fainty ladies
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Karkov didn't deserve that

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Detective is rude as heck to these oriental women.

Karkov! NOOOO!

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Oh, now it makes sense.

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Hot buttered Karkoff. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum

Is this where we find out Kharkov is a wax figure?

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Jack The Ripper

or

Blues Brother Stunt Double?

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LMBO!! Auntie passed slam out!!

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Ow. Also, having excitement in the last 7 minutes like this is some aztec mummy nonsense.

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He's made of wax! That's how Jack avoided the coppers.
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Who needs a gun? We have Chekhov's vat of boiling wax! #Monsterdon

"When up from the pot came a bubblin' brew... wax, that is... white crap, English fat" #Monsterdon

What? The guy disguised as a wax figure had a face covered in wax?????
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this woman and the fainting ffs

Meg has flagged everyone in the room, including herself, multiple times now.

MAYBE DON'T GIVE THE FAINTY LADY A GUN
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I don't know who the murderer is but the monster is clearly Aunt Julia.

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DON'T GIVE AUNTIE THE GUN WHAT THE FUCK #Monsterdon

oh shit they killed the sergeant too?

oh that's gonna make Scotland Yard real pissy about that dinner tab.

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is that a real gun?
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Steadier hand my foot

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I suggest we start our search in the creepiest part of the museum. #Monsterdon

Wax bubbling, bingo players.

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Why doesn't Scotland Yard just hide in the museum overnight? This is getting old....
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Is that a gun or a cigar lighter? #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum

gahhhh bullshit

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Oh no Michael has been shrunk down to the size of a gerbil!

Chekhov’s ginger tart #Monsterdon

Meg: "Aaahhhhhhhhh! Her eye makeup is terrible!" #Monsterdon

Sleeping with the derringer, good girl. #Monsterdon

Micheal was absorbed into tThe Force.

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The guillotine has been sprung, meaning freed from jail #Monsterdon

Smash cut quick, before she reveales who the killer is!

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it's a wee baby gun

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Wow. This detective... mixing business with pleasure. Also, she wanted to get out of there and you beg her to stay?

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As foreshadowed by the killer cop exhibit earlier #Monsterdon

I'm gonna be annoyed if the last victim is the sex worker, c'mon gimme ONE fewer cliche here -_-; #Monsterdon

@allanb

Fun fact: prostitution has never been illegal in England

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#monsterdon I don't know, but I assume she can't possibly make it to the end of a film that involves Jack the Ripper.

Do people just carry walking sticks for show? #Monsterdon

She’s not a very good hider.

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So far the murderer is going after all the wrong people

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I Can't Believe It's Not Judge Doom

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Are we about to learn who Jack the ripper was?

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The detective did it; the asian fortune teller was a plant.

Calling it now.

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Nooooooo, jack, you're supposed to take Hawthorne not the generally nice singer lady

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all of the litter on this wet sidewalk is dry paper

@CactuarJoe Makes sense to me.

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"Lonely, love?"
"I'm Sergeant Hawks, Scotland Yard"
"*Zoidberg voice* I'm not hearing a no..." #Monsterdon

Man, I thought she was going to die a long time ago. #monsterdon
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aw, not Miss Mell!

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@kcarr2015 congrats! 🎉

When was there smugness? That would give me bingo too

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#monsterdon Lucretia statue swaying and blinking in the background

@RobynGoodfellow The Sergeant isn't even going to stay IN THE HOUSE to protect Meg like he promised? Though multiple murders have happened in the house? JERK! #Monsterdon #TerrorintheWaxMuseum

I brought you this - hands over gun.
We're not permitted to carry them.
Which is why I've had it secreted between my butt cheeks this whole time.

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@Terencio he's willing to sell those off so I don't think so? but it is all a bit of a mess, so

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Weird that she keeps offering him cereal and then walking away.

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You in the carriage, up for a bit of banter?

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It's dangerous to go alone, take this!

ITEM RECEIVED: GUN
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