#monsterdon No lair is complete without a little bleached skull on some cave feature or other

Egon is just high on bath salts again… this is all just a hallucination

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Why aren't his tentacles of doom having any effect this time?
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Right in the 20 inches. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Did not watch #Monsterdon tonight, but I did want to say "Death Sting: Sting of Death. When they want to sting you, not because of who you are, but for different reasons entirely!"

This costume deserves a screencap.

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That skull made me laugh pretty hard

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Well done, skull

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Is this.. the greatest fight scene of all time?

@Lazarou oh now there's an idea, could a jellyfish hotbox itself 🤔

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who brings a road flare to a jellyfish fight

HOYT

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"And now, while John and the professor chase Egon and the unconscious Miss Karen through the Everglades, a word from Mutual of Omaha."

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This is so gloriously fucking bad

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So, is it jellyfish…splooge…that turns him into whatever this is?

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This fight scene is the exact opposite of the alley fight scene in They Live. Just as long, nothing but cuts, boring as shit.
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I'd scream & faint too... at the sheer audacity of the film just making a bloke with an inflated bag on his head the "monster"

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JELLYFISH PUGILISM

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yes, jellyfish fear fire

just like frankenstein

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I know this fight looks weird, but lemme ask you, when was the last time YOU fought a man-sized jellyfish?!?

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I just noticed the human skull in the cave, it's a nice touch 💀

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Does Karen have cramps?

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Okay, _this_ is some vintage Doctor Who-scale set building right here. This fight can't be anything _but_ comedy

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Hooo boy this may be hard for people with some negative sexual experiences to watch :/
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Why does he have a transformation sequence? Why is it not just a suit covered with jellyfish?

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Remember Octaman? I miss Octaman. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

She’s terrified by plastic bags.

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OH MY GODS THAT IS THE BEST COSTUME EVER!

This movie has redeemed itself.

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okay so the scuba suit IS supposed to be his body as a were-jellyfish

we cleared that up at least

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What is that jellyfish bukkake (sp?) #Monsterdon

...what?

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"DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, KAREN?"

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You must become your jellyfish #fursona.

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I think I may have preferred the butt dancing over this for padding out the film. Tough call
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That goo glows under a black light, right? #Monsterdon

Can someone get the cat off the electric keyboard NOW.
please
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Ahh.. the Jacob's Ladder of goo transformation...

Someone needs to teach Egon how to use that shaving gel. #Monsterdon

Well that's one AO3 tag-worthy closeup

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Egon is experimenting with tapioca pudding bukakke.

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OK, I didn't need the explicit visual of Egon's goon cave.

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#monsterdon There's facials and then there are... Egon Facials…

So, what do you call that kind of boat?

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so wiping his face through jellyfish jizz is what does it for him, huh?

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Egon invented vaping also.

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Egon is spending a lot of time explaining to a person without a single thought in her pretty little head. #monsterdon

I guess Egon is the bad guy. No misiderction other than being too obvious. #monsterdon

M4Manowar

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Egon: “I can do other things, too! I can spin around. I can tap dance. I can put my right foot in. I can put my right foot out. I can put my right foot in, and I can shake...it...all…about!”

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And now the movie gets dumb.
Yes I know, but trust me. NOW it gets dumb.
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Jellyfish dance looks like a forced synchronized aerobics class.

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Egon, I liked you when you got rid of those college kids, but I need you to learn about consent.

Friendship with Egon is canceled.

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📝 electricity, human blood, and stealing a few chemicals

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@cherizilla Excellent idea!! Any of us could reproduce that look for a fraction of the movie cost!

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I'll be damned, he did create his own race of atomic jellyfish

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The women outclass most of the men in this picture by about a factor of 10.

I'll win the Florida State Fair for sure with these babies. 🪼🪼🪼🪼 #Monsterdon #SringOfDeath1966

PUSH HIM IN

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Typical. Bragging of his 20 inches. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

@Bluedepth or just crazy all around.

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"they all said i was crazy"

they were correct.

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See, Egon, the problem is you took off the jellyfish suit

We liked you just fine in the jellyfish suit

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Just plops her into the water. #monsterdon

Egon go to therapy for fuck sake

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Why is Egon covered in spooge?

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"Nobody likes me!"
Whatever you say, Riffraff.

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Egon super just dropped her into the water it's a good thing she woke up under there

And we're back on the Pirated #StarTrek set.

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@floatybirb I'm glad you are narrating because it means I don't have to try to follow the plot, thanks.

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Worst Disney ride ever.

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This music tonal change is wildly inappropriate.

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Or it was actual engine trouble. Boo!

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Just realizing that he's gonna be in those tiny striped shorts for the entire movie!

How did you lose him?

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And then everyone ran out of gas. THE END. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

i dozed off for a bit. and they're still airboating

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yes yes hug her and squeeze her and call her george

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@CactuarJoe wow I was thinking "snidely whiplash-ass music" too

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…
Is the music… getting further away?

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It's kinda bewildering that they sat with this script and at no point did anyone go "yeah, but shall we change it a bit so the plot is actually interesting?
... and NO Steve, I don't think Jellyfish are novel enough on their own to count."

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I thought neither airboat had enough gas in it for this shit?

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Insert a quick clip from a wildlife documentary right here back to the boat chase.

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Be sure to check "Airboat chase to the Birdman soundtrack" on your bingo cards

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this chase music. uh.... incredible?

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Airboat chase!


Somehow less exciting then I thought an airboat chase would be

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@Bluedepth It's no "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma."

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it's on the tip of my tongue, don't tell me

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just like a...

...like a...

...like some kind of floppy thing

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@JoeWynne That took 2 weeks?!
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The thrilling chase music!

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What was the deal with not shutting the door? It’s like a flimsy storm door.

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YES give creepy guy the gun he's TOTALLY not the monster. "JuSt sTaY HeRe mIsS KaReN".

"I HaD To dO It mIsS KaReN ThEy wErE No gOoD".

Love it. Just a straight-up Phantom of the Opera confession, fainting girl, slow-motion airboat chase. First halfway decent scene in the entire film.

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More commercials and from the running comment, it looks like Egon is being very Egon.

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It is pretty funny to see him realize in real time that airboats really are not ideal for horizontal body transportation.

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Now the dr has a puffy white hoodie that's trying to be midriff-bearing too

"You like me don't you"
"Yes, of course. Please stay away."

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And they lived happily ever after. The End. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Jellyman fan boat away !

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Damnit, Egon.

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Why is Egon walking around in his boxer shorts?

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Wow, that faint
Just wow

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