"Most people don't seem to like me."

Perhaps because you have no concept of personal space?

#monsterdon

"This island's been family property for years."

Ever since we bought it from the people who were eaten by frogs. #Monsterdon

"John's not like that, he meets all the Western standards for male attractiveness, therefore he must be a good person."

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Egon and Karen, one true pairing.

I hope she finds Chad McHandsome dull and underhung and gives him the elbow.

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966

Check out the doo on the platinum blonde. She's the next victim for sure. #Monsterdon

Shock that fucking pool, man!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Egon apparently moves fast

"Do I scare you, Karen?"

What, you mean when you silently come up behind me and invade my personal space? Not at all. I love unexpected proximity.

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Wait... Is Egon Batman?
#Monsterdon #StingofDeath

#monsterdon I bet Egon is bananas crazy in the sack. Come on ladies! Give the gimp a shot.

"oh no, where's 'e gon?" #monsterdon

Egon wants that striped shirt like Tor wants that angora sweater and it's actually creepier here

#monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

#Monsterdon 🪼🪼 😬 💀 😱

EGON. You're gonna lose us if you keep 1" away from groping people

If you want to reassure someone, the best way to do it is to tell them they are the only person who has been nice to you.

#monsterdon

I take it back.

Go back to overdubbing all the dialogue in post.

#monsterdon

blame all subtitle infidelities on stream on the arrow bluray pgs subs #monsterdon

She’s very Winona Rydery. #Monsterdon

No sense of personal space. #Monsterdon

Why is the outdoor kitchen so big and so nice looking? That's gonna become grody outside in Florida without cleaning it ever other day.
#Monsterdon #StingofDeath

Hmmm personal space must be a more recent invention.

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

She’s annoyed… yet intrigued.

#Monsterdon

Ah yes, my assistant, Igon Frankenstone of Bleh-Tante Referanz Castle.
#Monsterdon

@OliviaVespera You mean like the waltz?

https://kellygoshorn.com/archives/2017/05/the-disgraceful-history-of-the-waltz

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

The ads are back on Tubi. Meh

The way you move around with those ominous cellos, its enough to scare a person to death

#Monsterdon #SringOfDeath1966

"Oh, you're too much. The way you move around."

"Ok, you go on top and lower yourself then, at least until you get used to it."

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966

I'm guessing most of this movie was done on the first take.

#monsterdon

i'd murder all your friends and family, but i'd never hurt you, Miss Karen.

#monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

boy the print of this film was really damaged. if it wasn't so sharp I'd say it was a crappy 8mm up-scale, but....

#monsterdon

Gilligan stay away from the radio

#monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

#monsterdon This whole bit about the ladies needing time to get ready for a party would have been a lot stronger if they hadn't been perfectly dressed and made up when they arrived.

I guess we're supposed to pretend that they were all in casual clothes for their boat trip from florida to the island.

Okay, #monsterdon , I'm gonna spend the entire film sorting tiny screws. What team are you on!?

#stingofdeath1966

"We don't have to worry about the noise floor, they're right by the ocean so there're always waves anyway." -- the audio crew, apparently

#monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

Egon being creepy, and lacking any sense of personal space.

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

Your mother and I used to Batusi the night away

#Monsterdon

btw #monsterdon this is how to do "the ska":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QljRcwyRjRI&t=235s

This movie is a great example why having competent sound people is worth the money
#monsterdon  

@paco

And the jellyfish would have been infected by cancer-infested rats!

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

Red stripe club! #Monsterdon

Look, it takes a lot for me to notice wooden acting, but Stripes Guy is really giving “HS thespian in second rehearsal who didn’t realize this was off book” #Monsterdon

This movie is so cliched it's hard to believe it is just going with cliches but it does try to have twists it just... well this movie was accidentally made to be a perfect MST3K film.
#Monsterdon #StingofDeath

@cs I think the diesel boat in the background of the sheriff's visit was authentic.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🪼🪼 😬 💀 😱

bad girls wear midriff bearing tops that are bright and fluffy

I'm very confused about this biology research lab/airbnb party house.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon these new fangled dance moves corrupting the kids

#monsterdon #stingofdeath1966

Stripes are the outfit of choice.. no fair wearing a plain shirt.

I have work to do. I have to go feed this thing on my forehead.

#monsterdon

I can smell the mildew in that kitchen.

#Monsterdon

I have a feeling that this movie is going to be softporn horror
#monsterdon
#stingofdeath1966

I presume the monster is doing something cool.
#monsterdon  

Oh dad, you can't go and get killed TODAY #Monsterdon

#monsterdon [hair brushing intensifies]

No academy awards for audio production on this one. #Monsterdon

first glimpses of the jellyfish song #monsterdon

"...the Ska.... not for us senior citizens!"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "it's always Rush Week on this island!"

In what way? I thought it was secluded and they were there for swimming and relaxing?

It's also always rush week on my island.

#monsterdon

I really quite like that dressing room, very swank without overindulging in it

#monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

#Monsterdon flirt flirt

"Dr.essed"

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

Where are they staying that there is a giant communal bathroom? DId I miss something?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Stripes and stripes.

okay that flickering is gonna make me puke #Monsterdon

What do you want to bet Egon lost his eye to a jellyfish... or jellyMONSTER???

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

I love the soundtrack on this.

DUUUUM (reveals corpse under tarp)

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

Stin(g)k of Bleh.

#monsterdon

Time for ska!

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

I'm sure Egon will be proven wrong, given some time...

#monsterdon

They combined the professor character and the Igor character to save money

#monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

@CactuarJoe Star Trek started in 1966. Maybe Shatner was inspired by this?

#monsterdon

@LingLass #Monsterdon 🪼🪼 😬 💀 😱

team Egon

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the character with a facial difference who is treated like shit by the conventionally attractive characters is the villain. #Monsterdon

"We have listened to you Egon, you and your fantastical stories.
I tell you, it's medically impossible for a human male to reach a length of longer than 4 inches. The loss of blood would instantly kill him!"

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966

This snubbing of Egon has to end! #Monsterdon

@Taweret it’s green enough for the reflecting pool!

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

#Monsterdon except they have seen evidence right before them.

#monsterdon a lot of troubling "he's mentally disabled" implications about Egon, who speaks and behaves exactly like everyone else

Harrable. #Monsterdon

"hunDr.ed"

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

I'm not a doctor but I think Egon might be on the spectrum and the rest of the male cast might be dicks #monsterdon

Haven't seen anyone else say it, so… I hope Egon sticks to his collection of spores, molds, and fungus.

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

#monsterdon #stingofdeath1966

Egon fancies himself a biologist but doesn't know what a jellyfish is.

@Louisa yeah, they have to make it sound real, as the acting doesn't help
#monsterdon
#stingofdeath1966

Please tel me that's Chekov's bullhorn.

#monsterdon

@wohali I wonder if the CIA tried using them to kill Castro?
#monsterdon  

Egon keeps trying to incriminate himself, but no one will pay him any attention. Poor Egon.

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

that sure is some green water

#monsterdon

Someone probably picked up a biology textbook.

#Monsterdon #StingofDeath1966

You know Egon, he's so into invertebrate animal husbandry.

#Monsterdon #TheStingOfDeath

"I use big words to take control of this conversation again. " #Monsterdon #SringOfDeath1966

#monsterdon

"You know Egon"

He's right there, you absolute dick

"So what killed this man?"

The teal filter on this movie?

#Monsterdon

Oh wow, I hate to be this person but…
man 'o wars aren't jellyfish.

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Okay, why are they trying to breed man o'war?
#monsterdon  

By the smile of dead fisherman, I have to say it: The Joker is back. Call Batman!
#monsterdon
#Stingofdeath1966

Can we get back to our Gilligan's Island fantasy camp now?

#monsterdon

Man speaks in some of the best diction of any of the actors

Boat guy: can you understand him???

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Make up department was like,
"Just stick a Jujyfruit on his head ".

#Monsterdon a MAN o war.

All this dialogue and not much being said.

#monsterdon