"I know, let's put the pretty blonde woman in scuba gear and send her into the swamp. What could go wrong?" #Monsterdon
Imagine if a movie today did that, but with a queer couple.
Sure, our only onscreen interactions have involved you talking down to me, watching you take part in a violent mob, and cleaning up several bodies both living and dead, but the rain is just so romantic, isnβt it?
Theyβd reinstate the Hays Code within the week.
#Monsterdon
Don't worry, it's just the bikini top π #Monsterdon #SringOfDeath1966
That dude got the part because he could actually drive an airboat. Must have because he sure canβt act.
That's right, telling a woman to relax is the best way to get them to calm down π
Welp, time to feed the next woman to the beast. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Gonna tell my grandparents this is Alien vs Predator
and so much respect for the actors there is so much gross and dangerous stuff not even counting litter/pollution in the florida swamps/intercoastal.
and now dad's even taken off the hoodie. oh the humanity.
Air boats *are* cool. No question. Price of admission right there!
More commercials. Whole Foods, Living Spaces, bla bla. Meanwhile, those jellyfish are probably up to so many shenanigans
Man Titties! not what I expected from this movie.
OH CHRIST PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON OLD MAN
#monsterdon Donna has wandered off and gotten herself involved with a tentacle monster. They are very happy together, and theyβre thinking about moving to Parsippany and buying a velvet painting of Elvis while sleeping on their new Sears Roebuck Waterbed.
Nooooooo! Now Doc lost his shirt too!
the doctor's tiny striped shorts are such a look
Who scored this movie. Or is this all catalog music?
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I don't understand why the Dr is searing the tightest short shorts for scene after scene
I really wish someone would give Doc some pants.
In fact, I believe "equal opportunity butt lover" is his Tinder profile
Slowest chase scene ever
They actually did hear her screaming, they just didn't like her #Monsterdon
where's donna? check out local fern populations, i guess.
Those swim trunks are a crime against humanity.
The monster looks like what now? WTF did we just see?
#Monsterdon #StingofDeath
I missed large swaths of this. Did the monster go to Mardi Gras? Is that canon? #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath
TERMINAL STUPIDITY
Dad, you forgot to put on pants
Get out of the water! Donβt just run down the canal! Geez. #Monsterdon
Egon you're gonna suffocate with that garbage bag over your head!
Maybe Gentle Ben will come by and save her. #Monsterdon
His face! LOLOLOLOL #monsterdon
And a closeup shot of the monster's butt. Covered in extremely thick rubber/latex. At least our camera person is an equal opportunity butt lover?
That water looks filthy, and I wonder how many tropical diseases this actress had to live with after shooting finished.
Jellyfish man deserves better tentacles
Get out the fuckin water!
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He's very, very, very slow all she needs to do is not fall down so much
How much d'you think they actually paid that woman to get leeches like that :/ :/ :/ #Monsterdon
it's a good thing this music is so fucking loud, otherwise she would have heard the monster flapping through the forest after her
#monsterdon
I can tell this boat trip is setting up an important plot development
C'mon lady, fall on the quicksand already. We're promised some quicksand here!
#monsterdon
#stingofdeath1966
Iβve always wanted to pilot a hovercraft. #monsterdon
Thatβs a bad acting gig
TRAUMA BONDING
Jellyfish man monster walks up within arm's reach of her and she doesn't notice a damn thing
I kind of like these swamps in the sunlight.
I mean, the costume is literally a wet suit with bits hot glued on. My high school drama department could have done better.
#monsterdon lol you're going to clearly show the guy in the costume's toes through the flippers, huh? Ok, it's your movie
I'd say "run lady!" but you are stuck ina bog. Maybe call a bog witch for help?
#Monsterdon #StingofDeath
These people never notice the monster until it is standing one meter in front of them. #Monsterdon
Egon just constantly rolls natural 20s on stealth, while everyone else is rolling 1s on search/spot, right?
These people deserve each other.
#Monsterdon #SringOfDeath1966
@davesdogmaggie ah yes, I guess I subtlty button is broken, because #Monsterdon
"I'll be right back..."
@RachelThornSub and why they are still there after a lot of their friends got killed #monsterdon
yessssss smoking achieved, barely
Maybe Jellyfish Monster just wants a smoke.
The monster looks like he tripped into a bowl of Froot Loops.
I want it on the record I specifically tried to warn everyone not to vote for this movie.
:HoloEvil:
I regret nothing.
@Lazarou yeah, cigarettes will kill you #Monsterdon
Aw raining fits my mood, too, this movie is so sad and emotional with jellyfish and falling in love and hostile frat kids
I dig the janky beads on flipper man.
#Monsterdon
It's neck and neck between Team Screws and Team Silver T-Nuts. Team plastic bits in a distant third....
When she is killed, that will show that cigarettes are bad for your health.
#monsterdon
#stingofdeath1966
"This is where Egon lives." And he isn't there, but go on in and look around guys. #monsterdon
I left my cigarettes in this cannabis plant
Iβve actually posted that during a previous #Monsterdon and was very subtly making a callback to that.
Stupid Soldier Sailor Mars #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966
Hey, the forehead tracker shrank somewhat
Sure others have nagged on this but if you take one thing away from this movie it's that man-o-wars aren't jellyfish. #Monsterdon
Egon's really committed to this jelly man bit.
#Monsterdon #SringOfDeath1966
Those girls have had three costume changes, but the old man is still in those stripy shorts!
Dad's head dot is getting smaller.
Maybe they just had the big shitty dot earlier to cover a real spot he has on his head? *shrug*
#Monsterdon #StingofDeath
Was there ever an explanation for why this horde of empty-headed young people gathered on this little island where a marine biologist has his lab? #Monsterdon
Wiki says 3% of films in the 60's featured quicksand
#monsterdon
I guess she's never seen a fern before either?
that is not your cigarettes ma'am, that is a fern.
The sundress equivalent of a red shirt #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966
I hope she gets to smoke a cigarette before dying so I can check off that square on my bingo card
Hey director, isn't it time for another dance break?
I get it. This man was hired to drive the air boats, and then they were one actor short. So they just put him in.
#monsterdon Poll time: What is the proper soundtrack music for an extended airboat sequence in the Everglades?
#StingOfDeath
Was the structure of cobra venom and jelly fish (venom?) known when this movie was made?
"That poison is nearly identical that of a cobra."
...Yeah I don't buy that even a little.
We're all dressed so well for a swamp trip!
you've never seen a jellyfish before?
I think I had toys that looked like those βjellyfishβ when I was a kid
Jellyfish man, with his primate arms, sinks a party yacht so his Jelly kin can feed upon their swanky corpses. What a guy!
"Swampy Pools" that well known Soupy Sales tribute act #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966
That exposed giant fan of death is the most terrifying thing I've seen in this movie yet. Far more terrifying than Egon wearing a plastic bag jellyfish on his head or having his jellyfish minions attach those annoying but harmless teens. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath
Venoms do not work like that.
The Full Colonizer's Only Summer collection.
"Amazing, all of this out in the everglades!"
Yes, it is truly amazing how sanitary and free from sources of contamination this advanced laboratory setup is.
