Portuguese this guy of war

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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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Composer just gave up #monsterdon

DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!

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"I can be your jellyman and you can be my jellygirl, Miss Karen. "

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The front zipper is RIGHT THERE

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@TerryHancock Kinda depends IMO

I had no idea what was going on before it, and now I have almost no idea what's going on, so it made the movie make infinity percent more sense

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Egonkake

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Oh no, the terrible party music is attracting hybrid monstrous sealife to destroy the evil stereo.

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Like I gotta give it to Egon, He's actually going full supervillain #Monsterdon #SringOfDeath1966

There's Something About Egon

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EGON. GET A ROOM.

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Is this how he transforms into JellyFishMan?

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Did he…

Did…they…

Did that jellyfish just…

WTF?!

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I'm sorry I missed the part where he smeared warm mayo all over his face?

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It's not a real mad scientist's lair without a Jacob's ladder.

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"I can do other things" based on the range of acting we've seen so far, no you can't #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966

why would you put dry ice in with your mutant jellyfish

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And Egon makes out with the stinging siphonophore.

Might explain what happened to his face, actually.

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he's huffing jellyfish

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Jiffy-pop, noooo! Don't hurt the girl!

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Plot twist: Karen is super sapio, and all this experimentation talk actually makes up for the scary self-pity earlier.
Totally forgives it, leans into the BDSM power play, and decides to feed Chad McHandsome to the super-jelly.

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Excuse me while I nuzzle with this floating plastic bag in an aquarium full of dirty water and dry ice.

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It turns out you can make gasoline by messing with the spark plugs.

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This seems like entirely unnecessary exposition, TBH.

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@CactuarJoe

So... hoist by his own petard after all?

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So they....crafted some sort of new biofuel from those plants?!?!?!

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he's gonna make out with it

electricity on, of course

he likes it when it stings

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How’d he get that big cabinet into the grotto?

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#monsterdon that bare patch in the everglades, I think they found that section of A1A that the Army Corps of Engineers lost when they were trying to build it

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gotta say, the color in this looks great

this would be a more effective villain speech with better audio

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"i can do other things"

mm, prove it.

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So the plot of this movie could have been avoided if he'd taken a picture of his big jellyfish for proof?

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To be fair, I did benefit from him explaining the things I guess we were supposed to figure out he probably did

That's just a gym class parachute stuffed into a terrarium. It's not even wet.

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… okay, Egon, you made big bluebottles, good for you.

…
Why did the world need giant bluebottles again?

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"I can do other things, too!"

Cue Trumpy....

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Thanks for explaining WTF is going on, movie.

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I found the answer. And the answer is crazy. #Monsterdon

All these actors are terrible, but Egon is the best of them.

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This is what you get when the villain explains his plan, but the villain is a dime store Igor who thinks he's a genius but is really just a barely competent lab assistant.
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"Sea water... Electricity... Human blood...
... and a chemical stolen from your father's lab.
Flubber! That was the secret ingredient!"

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#monsterdon And a bucket of spooge…

why you need a sound crew, number 37: filming in a cave makes weird echoes and resonances that, in this case, make half of his speech completely unintelligible

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Do you love me? I'm Old Greg!
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Nobody likes me. Not even this decorative skull. #Monsterdon

y'know he made that skull knick-knack on a thursday when nothing was on television

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Come look at my monster bachelor pad.
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We had butcher paper caves as good as this for Vacation Bible School for elementary kids #Monsterdon

@sean It's a death sting after all. It's a death sting after all. It's a death sting after all. it's a crap crap film. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

#monsterdon the black-light skull is a nice touch

For Desna's sake, Egon, just because she likes you doesn't mean she wants to funnel your hog.

No means no.

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I figured I’d just fast forward through the scenic route through the Everglades.

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Egon, there are reasons people don't like you and they're 100% your behavior and you could just not do those things

Sleep....sleep....and you, you in the audience.... sleep!

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the aquarium-decoration-level skulls decorating Egon's secret cave are killing me

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@cocaine_owlbear They're probably very exciting for the actors!

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oh good he took her to his goon cave
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@moira Oh, that took me far in the Wayback Machine! Nice!

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what just happened, how they get in the secret lair?
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Why is there a plastic skull with the autopsy cut in the foreground?

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And he just drops her into the water!

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Gee I wonder why she doesn't like you dude #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966

Cool grotto

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I LOVE being kidnapped and nearly drowned!

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@sean

That's why the line was so short

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The music is so inneptly edited. Like the switch from location to location and changing music is odd already, but it's not timed right. And now we just cut to silence mid song?
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He wasn’t kidding about being low on gas #Monsterdon

Egon grotto

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Second location! SECOND LOCATION!

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Oh God they're in Hef's Grotto now. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

We're out of gas, but I'll tinker with the spark plug wires are we'll HAVE MORE GAS

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Thrilling motor repair!
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Oh good, the running out of gas plot point actually mattered.

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Does this count as taking her to a second location

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Hope they gave her earplugs

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#monsterdon “I know what's wrong with it, there ain't no gas in it!” ba-dum-tiss…

Yeah just relax

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Jaunty bongos!

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@GeoffWozniak 😆
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Wait, bald doc just got a head full of white hair?

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The music ran away, come back music, it's hard to hear you from so far away #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966

@CactuarJoe goals, tbh

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Airboat chase scenes are like scuba scenes: only exciting in theory, not in practice.

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all these fan boats are mostly reminding me i could be watching archer instead #monsterdon

Sorting is done! But who is the winner!?

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Would Jellyfish Man and Octaman be friends? No, more like neighbors who wave from a distance.

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This music belongs in a Flash Gordon serial.
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James Bland in: Jellyfinger

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THE THRILL OF A LIFETIME
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Remembers Spiders Georg? These are the same deal but for mosquitoes.

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Egon is giving me Gollum-and-his-precious vibes when he’s around Karen.

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The nobility of the "heroes" is significantly undercut by their entirely too small, incredibly distressing shorts #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966

Action bongos!

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Bongos. Ofcourse.
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#monsterdon Egon is like Torgo's shy younger brother

Also the standout character in this film is all the hi-fi gear. Look at this Stereo console, it's at least 9 feet (nearly 3 meters) long:

Somehow this just isn't as exciting as a car chase. I blame the movie.
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That tracker on his forehead keeps changing size and shape. Disturbing

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