you do not knooooooow

why you came here toniiiiiiiiiiight

you do not knooooooooow

what's cominnnnnng

#monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

#Monsterdon hell yeah androgynous mystic elder, 5 stars

@bstacey

I was wondering where the wise woman was. OK, man.

#Monsterdon
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TFW there are other means of communication #monsterdon

Just another Friday night on the bayou.

#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943 you had me at "hag in a hut in the swamp"

IN A WORLD BEFORE CELLPHONES

#monsterdon

Meanwhile in the canned audio swamp. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

Proper evening attire for wandering the bayou. Gotta go visit the swamp witch.

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That man could not legally vote for 24 more years. Hoo boy. The dresses are pretty but damn.

#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

Bring back hanging out with your female hetero lifemate in a chiffon nightgown you cowards!

#Monsterdon

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you know the old saying: the gauzier the gown, the more the vampire's down

#monsterdon

And now, on the foley guys making fake animal noises... #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

I think she knows what's up with Count Alucard...

#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

Allow your mind to explore the unexpected, Claire. The unexpected under my dress to be more specific. #Monsterdon

Wrong frogs are croaking. Wrong movie guys.
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yes i will even ship these ghost queens

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Alucard huh? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943 welp, off to the woods to do some telepathy

I would still probably laugh at telepathy, but that's just me. #Monsterdon

Passenger pidgeons, for instance. #Monsterdon

ma'am, we're already exploring the unknown... depths of how bad a movie can be. we still laugh.

#monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

And we have ✅ Carriage and ✅ Horsies right off the bat! No bats yet, though. #monsterdon

<you wouldn't download font>

you wouldn't
laugh
at
telepathy

#monsterdon

... Come on! They did not recognize a coffin!

#SonOfDracula_1943 #monsterdon

"There are other means of communications," she said, as they held their arms closer together

#monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

Dear Audience: In case you did not notice ALUCARD, allow us to help you out:

Very subtle movie. Very subtle.

#monsterdon

Alucard I, I Palindrome, and I am a bat head eating the head on the opposite side... #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon

Ughh "the other boys to help you" ughhhh

#Monsterdon

Hmmm. One thing I noticed with #HiddenFortress (and also #Rashomon) was all credits up front with nothing beyond a "The End" title card at the back end. This #monsterdon seemed to be similarly front loaded

@bstacey

OK, after phones.

#Monsterdon
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If this Alucard doesn't have a chest as huge as the James Callis-voiced one in the Castlevania cartoon, I will be very disappointed.

#monsterdon

If only phones had been invented he could have called

#monsterdon
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#Monsterdon 🧛‍♀️ 💞 🧛‍♂️ = 🧛 🦇 🩸 😱
#SonOfDracula1943

Sweet mules!!

#monsterdon "D R A C" Thanks for the spoiler, movie! >:(

But I want a lecture on metaphysics! It's what I get all day long here on fedi!

#monsterdon

Ah, yes. The tried-and-true reversed-word form of “encryption.” No one will ever guess!

#Monsterdon

Honestly, if I could live my life in swoopy swishy flowy clothes like that, I just might

#Monsterdon

I guess the writers didn't really think highly of the intelligence of their audience

#monsterdon #SonOfDracula

"Oh, yes ma'am. Thank you ma'am." Yeah, this is gonna put my teeth on edge.

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@bstacey

What year is this set in?

#Monsterdon
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The count is travelling by box.

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That guy literally has nowhere better to be than at the office if he doesn't get to hang out w/ a visitor. #Monsterdon

...Didn't they use this set for the Twilight Zone episode about the Civil War ghosts? #Monsterdon

"D...r...a...c..., hmm... 🤔"

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M'Dracula *tips fedora*

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A
L
U
C
A
R
D

#monsterdon

Well the mystery of this picture has been solved. That's a wrap? No? There's more? #Monsterdon

The count is staying at "Dark Oaks" nice!

#monsterdon

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Oh no I *just* got it

#Monsterdon time! Mute the hasgtag if you don't want to see the feed flood with posts!

I'm using my TTRPG account as lately it gets MUCH faster updates then wandering.shop

Will we ever met Mom of Son of Dracula? No, of course not, Hollywood is so misogynist

#Monsterdon

All customers

A-count-ed for

#monsterdon

Well that cat's out of the bag early. #monsterdon #SonOfDracula

#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943 "my name's alias. alias undercover."

Sesame Street ass plot point :P #Monsterdon

Just waiting for one of these guys in a hat to knock on the trunk and go "S'allright?" and Lon Chaney's voice coming out of the trunk answering "S'allright!"

#monsterdon

Is the eastern european count here?
No but his luggage is. Carefully labeled DRACULA. And coffin shaped.
OMG THIS IS SO DUMB ALREADY
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

Pointing out the name is DRACULA backwards, just in case you hadn't noticed.

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#Monsterdon

Finally, a Dracula set in the American south. I never drink...sweet tea. #monsterdon

A friend of the couple named Alucard? Oh he's a clever one. #Monsterdon

Wondering why adjusting the sound via the TV remote isn't working.

Apparently when I set things up to play KPop Demon Hunters for my mom on Thursday I messed with the settings that worked with Monsterdon and the sound was coming from the laptop even as the picture was on the TV.

#Monsterdon

wow, so if these guys had watched anime at all, they'd know the plot

#Monsterdon

That's right, explain it for the audience

#monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

#monsterdon that IS a sparkly-ass logo. Followed by every font in the font-book at Universal in the opening credits

#Monsterdon this is starting off strong

Count Alucard indeed V V

I love watching bland white men staring off into the abyss silently, and this scene delivered!
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Men, let's start wearing hats like this again. #Monsterdon

The Last Voyage of the Amtrak

#monsterdon

just letting the cops go through a random passenger's baggage, what a scab.

#monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

Ope, there he is. In the box. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

How come the Universal logo doesn't look this cool all the time?

#monsterdon

No count on this train? - you already said there were 4

#monsterdon
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OK this Universal logo is actually pretty neat for the time

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Huh ... Alucard was the name of his pet bat as a child.

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d r a c.... i wonder what it is?

#monsterdon

Ask your Doctor if SIODMAK is right for you. #monsterdon #SonOfDracula

Alucard.... sounds legit

#monsterdon

#SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon That's the audience hissing.

Quick! Is it the train that's moving, or the station?

#monsterdon #SonOfDracula

What's that wreck on the shoulder? It's a FORD BEEBE!

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Oh fuck, it's actually Ghost Train (1928) #Monsterdon

Say, Charlie! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!

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Can someone link me to the bingo card thing? #monsterdon

Curt Siodmak was fired from the movie by his director brother because they HATED EACH OTHER and CONTINUED TO UNTIL ONE OF THEM DIED.

Hence him only getting a story by credit. #monsterdon

Directed by Robert Dalek. #Monsterdon

Trains really just rolled on up to buildings like that, huh?

#Monsterdon

It's time!! The greatest film ever made, allegedly. #Monsterdon #SonofDracula 🧛🏾🎥🍿

I kinda think this is going to be surprisingly great.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛‍♀️ 💞 🧛‍♂️ = 🧛 🦇 🩸 😱
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I wonder why they didn't get Bela

@bstacey

Curtis Siodmack was a science fiction writer, BTW.

#Monsterdon
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#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943 ah the romance of train travel

1943 and animated studio logo better than any today.

#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

VAMPTIME
I VANT TO VATCH A MOVIE
…and you vill vant to mute me…
#Monsterdon

Gowns by Vera West. okay, i see what we can expect from this flick.

#monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

Not skimping on the bombast for the title theme, are we

#Monsterdon

LON FREAKIN' CHANEY as Lil Drac #Monsterdon

Opening credits and a big ol' mess of spiderwebs. OH SHIT GIANT FROSTBITE SPIDER--oh no woops wait, it's just the title card

#Monsterdon sterdon

Yep, this is some WW2 era music in the universal logo

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