you do not knooooooow
why you came here toniiiiiiiiiiight
you do not knooooooooow
what's cominnnnnng
you do not knooooooow
why you came here toniiiiiiiiiiight
you do not knooooooooow
what's cominnnnnng
#Monsterdon hell yeah androgynous mystic elder, 5 stars
TFW there are other means of communication #monsterdon
Just another Friday night on the bayou.
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943 you had me at "hag in a hut in the swamp"
IN A WORLD BEFORE CELLPHONES
Meanwhile in the canned audio swamp. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula
Proper evening attire for wandering the bayou. Gotta go visit the swamp witch.
That man could not legally vote for 24 more years. Hoo boy. The dresses are pretty but damn.
Bring back hanging out with your female hetero lifemate in a chiffon nightgown you cowards!
you know the old saying: the gauzier the gown, the more the vampire's down
And now, on the foley guys making fake animal noises... #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
I think she knows what's up with Count Alucard...
Allow your mind to explore the unexpected, Claire. The unexpected under my dress to be more specific. #Monsterdon
Wrong frogs are croaking. Wrong movie guys.
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
yes i will even ship these ghost queens
Alucard huh? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943 welp, off to the woods to do some telepathy
I would still probably laugh at telepathy, but that's just me. #Monsterdon
Passenger pidgeons, for instance. #Monsterdon
ma'am, we're already exploring the unknown... depths of how bad a movie can be. we still laugh.
And we have β Carriage and β Horsies right off the bat! No bats yet, though. #monsterdon
... Come on! They did not recognize a coffin!
"There are other means of communications," she said, as they held their arms closer together
Dear Audience: In case you did not notice ALUCARD, allow us to help you out:
Very subtle movie. Very subtle.
Alucard I, I Palindrome, and I am a bat head eating the head on the opposite side... #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon
Ughh "the other boys to help you" ughhhh
Hmmm. One thing I noticed with #HiddenFortress (and also #Rashomon) was all credits up front with nothing beyond a "The End" title card at the back end. This #monsterdon seemed to be similarly front loaded
If this Alucard doesn't have a chest as huge as the James Callis-voiced one in the Castlevania cartoon, I will be very disappointed.
If only phones had been invented he could have called
#Monsterdon π§ββοΈ π π§ββοΈ = π§ π¦ π©Έ π±
#SonOfDracula1943
Sweet mules!!
#monsterdon "D R A C" Thanks for the spoiler, movie! >:(
But I want a lecture on metaphysics! It's what I get all day long here on fedi!
Ah, yes. The tried-and-true reversed-word form of βencryption.β No one will ever guess!
Honestly, if I could live my life in swoopy swishy flowy clothes like that, I just might
I guess the writers didn't really think highly of the intelligence of their audience
"Oh, yes ma'am. Thank you ma'am." Yeah, this is gonna put my teeth on edge.
The count is travelling by box.
That guy literally has nowhere better to be than at the office if he doesn't get to hang out w/ a visitor. #Monsterdon
...Didn't they use this set for the Twilight Zone episode about the Civil War ghosts? #Monsterdon
"D...r...a...c..., hmm... π€"
M'Dracula *tips fedora*
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Well the mystery of this picture has been solved. That's a wrap? No? There's more? #Monsterdon
The count is staying at "Dark Oaks" nice!
#Monsterdon π§ββοΈ π π§ββοΈ = π§ π¦ π©Έ π±
#SonOfDracula1943
Oh no I *just* got it
#Monsterdon time! Mute the hasgtag if you don't want to see the feed flood with posts!
I'm using my TTRPG account as lately it gets MUCH faster updates then wandering.shop
Will we ever met Mom of Son of Dracula? No, of course not, Hollywood is so misogynist
Well that cat's out of the bag early. #monsterdon #SonOfDracula
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943 "my name's alias. alias undercover."
Sesame Street ass plot point :P #Monsterdon
Just waiting for one of these guys in a hat to knock on the trunk and go "S'allright?" and Lon Chaney's voice coming out of the trunk answering "S'allright!"
Is the eastern european count here?
No but his luggage is. Carefully labeled DRACULA. And coffin shaped.
OMG THIS IS SO DUMB ALREADY
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
Pointing out the name is DRACULA backwards, just in case you hadn't noticed.
Finally, a Dracula set in the American south. I never drink...sweet tea. #monsterdon
A friend of the couple named Alucard? Oh he's a clever one. #Monsterdon
Wondering why adjusting the sound via the TV remote isn't working.
Apparently when I set things up to play KPop Demon Hunters for my mom on Thursday I messed with the settings that worked with Monsterdon and the sound was coming from the laptop even as the picture was on the TV.
wow, so if these guys had watched anime at all, they'd know the plot
That's right, explain it for the audience
#monsterdon that IS a sparkly-ass logo. Followed by every font in the font-book at Universal in the opening credits
#Monsterdon this is starting off strong
Count Alucard indeed V V
I love watching bland white men staring off into the abyss silently, and this scene delivered!
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
Men, let's start wearing hats like this again. #Monsterdon
The Last Voyage of the Amtrak
just letting the cops go through a random passenger's baggage, what a scab.
Ope, there he is. In the box. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
How come the Universal logo doesn't look this cool all the time?
No count on this train? - you already said there were 4
OK this Universal logo is actually pretty neat for the time
Huh ... Alucard was the name of his pet bat as a child.
d r a c.... i wonder what it is?
Ask your Doctor if SIODMAK is right for you. #monsterdon #SonOfDracula
Alucard.... sounds legit
#SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon That's the audience hissing.
Quick! Is it the train that's moving, or the station?
What's that wreck on the shoulder? It's a FORD BEEBE!
Oh fuck, it's actually Ghost Train (1928) #Monsterdon
Say, Charlie! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
Can someone link me to the bingo card thing? #monsterdon
Curt Siodmak was fired from the movie by his director brother because they HATED EACH OTHER and CONTINUED TO UNTIL ONE OF THEM DIED.
Hence him only getting a story by credit. #monsterdon
Directed by Robert Dalek. #Monsterdon
Trains really just rolled on up to buildings like that, huh?
It's time!! The greatest film ever made, allegedly. #Monsterdon #SonofDracula π§πΎπ₯πΏ
I kinda think this is going to be surprisingly great.
#Monsterdon π§ββοΈ π π§ββοΈ = π§ π¦ π©Έ π±
#SonOfDracula1943
I wonder why they didn't get Bela
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943 ah the romance of train travel
1943 and animated studio logo better than any today.
VAMPTIME
I VANT TO VATCH A MOVIE
β¦and you vill vant to mute meβ¦
#Monsterdon
Gowns by Vera West. okay, i see what we can expect from this flick.
Not skimping on the bombast for the title theme, are we
LON FREAKIN' CHANEY as Lil Drac #Monsterdon
Opening credits and a big ol' mess of spiderwebs. OH SHIT GIANT FROSTBITE SPIDER--oh no woops wait, it's just the title card
#Monsterdon sterdon
Yep, this is some WW2 era music in the universal logo