"You mean the hungarian CoUNT?"

#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

Wait... if you kill the ancestor vampire, you destroy yourselves! But that hasn't had a long, boring exposition yet, so.... Yeah, go for it, buddy. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

how do you burn a grave

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“I’ve already told you, you have no choice” #Monsterdon

@amyfou She’s a grifter.

#Monsterdon

@diazona @klu9

Did she take out insurance on Alucard first?

#Monsterdon
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I suppose it's only proper that Narration Of Everything: The Film includes a vampire explaining her own weakness

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Good job Kay, you wanna fuckup Dracula using your mortal boyfriend and then move on to shank a dracula. Honestly, proud of you

#monsterdon

this is purely a marriage by interest. One want's immortality, other real state.
#monsterdon

Frank looks like he's feeling his lymph nodes in this scene. Kinda weird.

#Monsterdon

Overly attached girlfriend wants to live eternally with you.

Sounds pretty awful to me.

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Goth girls, man. 🖤

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Yeah okay actually kind of impressed by Kay, she's a schemer

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@diazona This was 1943, you couldn't just have pre-marital biting!

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#Monsterdon His lethally low blood pressure is fine. Just flash yer tits and show him you **Fetched the fucking coffee you wench!**

Uh, you did what to him while he was sleeping? #Monsterdon #SonofDracula 🧛🏾🎥🍿

#Monsterdon 🧛‍♀️ 💞 🧛‍♂️ = 🧛 🦇 🩸 😱
#SonOfDracula1943

"Would you expect me to accept anything so ... fantastic?"

(it is pretty fab tbh)

You have no choice.

Vampires are not big on consent I see.

#monsterdon

Always discuss big decisions with your partner, first...

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'We don’t like the "V"-word.'

#monsterdon
#SonOfDracula

Okay. Wait. So, Alucard is "Son of Dracula". He sired Katherine. She sires Frank.

Does that make Frank Great-Grandson of Dracula..?

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I'm... I'm falling for Yak flesym...

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Geez, Katherine is a real piece of undead work, ain't she?

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Dude, the woman you love is offering you immortality, wtf is wrong with you?? #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

"dracula? you mean the hungarian count who ..."

"we've explained this enough times in this movie already, frank"

#monsterdon

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The Son of Dracula is a patsy
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Undead is better than Vampire?

OK.

#monsterdon

in Kay's defense, she got a little shirty when this dope called her Swamp Queen a g-slur.

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Kay doesn't like the V word #Monsterdon

Undead don't like it when you call 'em vamps

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Somehow I suspect you could have become immortal without marrying Dracula

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I do expect you to believe me, and stop calling me Shirley!

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Wait - He's Dracula? And he's being playing at being Dracula's son?

#monsterdon
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Oh well, that's okay then. #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon

"Don't say that word. The 'ved' word."

#Monsterdon

Why, that's just "Alucard" backwards! #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

stunning revelation

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they don't like the word Hungarian

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Oh is The Hunger the sequel to this movie? And these two are the vampires in it?

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Catherine's acting is so stiff, she's practically a stiff!

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This is feeling like *noir* to me #monsterdon.

So, they were going to cremate Kay wearing those earrings?

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It's a triple cross? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon please remember the United Appeal for the Dead.

Oh, Kate, is one cynical piece of work, ain't she.

#monsterdon

y'all, Kay is reaching Devil Girl-levels of awesomeness....

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I married for money, Frank #Monsterdon #SonofDracula 🧛🏾🎥🍿

Kay playing a game of her own #monsterdon . Intriguing!

Did no one think to put a cross on the poor ex-fiance? #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon

Kiss me Kate

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This movie moves along at a pretty good clip for a boring movie

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All 5 minutes of it.

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the unKAYny valley?

I'll see myself out.

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Vampire polycule incoming

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@log I do love rubber flappy wire-hung bat! #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

Are you? Alive? #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

Frank. You get to sit in the suck chair.
Wait actually a Vampire throuple with a Renfield is kind of a neat idea.
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Welcome bat, Frank...

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Every kiss begins with Kate!

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Oh I think I see the long game that Kay is playing here...

And now for some really badly done shadow puppets.

#Monsterdon

Hoverbat™

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A quick bite

#monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943 #SonOfDracula #dadjokes

Bat smooches! Surprise, Frank! It's a novel coronavirus

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When Draculas transform into mist and bats where does all of their extra mass go?

Beware, the rubber bat strikes yet again.
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"frank!"

[groggily] "yes, margaret?"

#monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

She's just a bat SHADOW? And still manages to suck his blood?
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Dracula in there getting blitzed!! 🚬 #Monsterdon #SonofDracula 🧛🏾🎥🍿

Frank sure it out of it a lot of the time.

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aw, little batty just wants to cuddle.

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You ever just get totally zonked on Acapulco Gold and turn into a bat? #monsterdon

Someone was super proud of their cigarette smoke tricks…

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The real star of this film is rubber flappy wire-hung bat. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

I was distracted by y’all’s toots and I missed where the VampFog is going

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There is always so much smoking in these old movies.

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#Monsterdon 🧛‍♀️ 💞 🧛‍♂️ = 🧛 🦇 🩸 😱
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everything in this movie takes forever, right?

Bat in the morgue!

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Where is the promised tea?! #monsterdon

@diazona @klu9

Do Not Use This Brain - Abnormal

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"You see Claire, your sister has become the wife of a bloodsucking demon by choice, by being morbid"
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That's what I call hot boxing! #monsterdon

it's a good thing this was before smoke detectors, he'd be setting them off every sunset

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@srol #monsterdon

ikr that's why "The Hunger" started with a Bauhaus concert...

@blogdiva that's why they made it a cross instead of a crucifix (as it was in the original) 🧠

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And her sister is going to be real cool about ordering her cremation with all this trauma #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon

Is the kid the son of dracula?

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"the girl was morbid"
Oh, the misogyny...
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Dose he have a Dalek head on his desk? #Monsterdon

"No one could choose such a thing!"

Immortality? You really don't see why someone might find that tempting?

#monsterdon

The best way to address plot holes in your script is by filming two nerds theorycrafting over a comatose child.

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If this movie is any indication of what eternal life would be like then I'll pass

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Stupid black magic! Now back to this eternal dracula fellow.

#monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943 #SonOfDracula

@diazona @klu9

HOW MUCH Eternal Life?

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A little cold creme and the moulage comes right off...

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Painting the fang marks with crosses. I’ve never seen that. #Monsterdon

So, Kay was dabbling in black magic ...

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@gnomon Having flashbacks to "cray-kin".

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