"We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!" -- this guy
They're gonna run down to the city's sole surviving Kinko's. #Monsterdon
Mothra using evasive pattern Delta 4. #Monsterdon
We give the Atomic Heat Cannons the whole 60-second countdown in near silence to build tension. Or to pad it out, it's unclear.
And the webs burn away to reveal a gigantic toasted peanut!
Motors Bild (ing?)
some committee somewhere got Very Offended by the public Butt Sculpture, and this is the result. π₯ #Monsterdon
no ok jesus can't save the day, the children have to save the day #monsterdon
@strangefour I think it smells bad #monsterdon
...is mothra about to be Saved? #monsterdon
pretty sure i saw that same building in Captain Scarlet
Chekhov's gun goes bang #monsterdon
The miniature shop window shots are SO GOOD. #Monsterdon #Mothra
They are taking the fae to a church. That's not a good idea.
They are all speaking English - that's a clue
Meanwhile back in Americ--
ROLISICA! A normal Rolicican dairy farm.
*evil laughter*
#Monsterdon #Mothra
The wing flaps are beautiful. #Monsterdon #Mothra
Ah yes. "New Kirk City", for when you like New York, but wish it was more Florida. #monsterdon
The Atomic Heat Cannons, on loan from Rusikalia (or whatever the country is).
we know it's not the country that hates children, there's lots of kids in the scene
What happens when you set silk on fire?
#Monsterdon #Mothra
ah-ha! here we have the real peanut of the film. #Monsterdon
Aww Mothra's so pretty. #monsterdon
for some reason the cops are all americans and they know who exactly who nelson is, you can see it a mile away #monsterdon
Wow, Nelson died like a dog in a ditch. Hardcore. #Monsterdon
wow, the americans trying to speak japanese in this movie is really making me proud of my own absolutely rubbish speaking abilities. #Monsterdon
βWhatβd you do with the little girls, Nelson?β π¬ #Monsterdon #Mothra
This whole time... it turned out the real monster was ma... Nelson
@Zerofactorial ..Porn --Dad #Monsterdon
BULLET HOLES! no blood. #monsterdon
US. 6 Harbor Freeway ???
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon An hour in or so, absolutely loving the extra bouncy tanks just bopping around here.
@socketwench english dubbed one from internet archive is 90m if that helps #monsterdon
"YARraraRRRAH!" #monsterdon #mothra
@socketwench yeah the japanese cut is 10 minutes longer #monsterdon
...New Kirk City appears to be an amalgamation of New York City, Los Angeles, and Martha's Vineyard. #Monsterdon
wait where are we now?
@trixter It's like a giant plush toy. #Monsterdon
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.............. #monsterdon #mothra
Jeeps sent flying into walls - nice #monsterdon
@jonny KPLOT takes no prisoners #Monsterdon
moths don't take no flak #monsterdon
@Kinetograph so soft and fluffy #Monsterdon #Mothra
Boss, you know you can just turn radios off, right? #monsterdon
what a roomy airplane #Monsterdon
Man, this airliner is *spacious.* Today these guys would be sitting on top of each other in coach. #Monsterdon
Mothra catches a helicopter in her webs
#Monsterdon Bottle of Johnnie Walker. Label covered. Why? Someone not pay for clearance?
radio be like "everything is fucked and everyone blames this one guy, if you know where this guy let us know because we are going to get him" #monsterdon
what plane has _ever_ had seating like this? #monsterdon
Maybe they were rightβ¦ donβt show the monster. #Monsterdon
The tanks, my friends, are blowing in the wind, the tanks are blowing in the wind #Monsterdon
π° π
#Monsterdon #Mothra
@strangefour That freaking rocks. #Monsterdon #Mothra
Where did u find this video of @plaidtron3000 's vasectomy #monsterdon #mothra
I know how that feels, Mothra. I had testicular torsion a few times. #monsterdon #mothra
@aburka Just think of the tons of greenhouse gases that stunt released #monsterdon
"My wings are a hurricane! Eat your heart out, Smaug." - Mothra, probably
@arisummerland 4th set of ads, 1 hour, 10 min in (20 minutes left to go!)
Spectrum internet, that weird e-book ad, ally (money app), tide detergent
Nelson, National Criminal? #monsterdon
I do adore Mothra's magnificent upholstery #Monsterdon
oh no, his soft underbelly has been exposed! #Monsterdon
Mothra used Whirlwind! TANK was ejected from the battlefield! #Monsterdon
As has already been commented on, Kaiju are just naturally drawn to Tokyo Tower. Mothra is no exception.
What if by burning the cocoon they just helped Mothra hatch? :blobfoxthink: #monsterdon
Great evil villain laughs #Monsterdon
@paco They need to turn the Mwahahaha down a notch, yeah #Monsterdon
She just wants to rescue her tiny people! #leavemothraalone #Monsterdon
Oh no, not hand-painted heat rays! Anything but that! #monsterdon
Um............#monsterdon #mothra
Yep, no comeuppance for us!
#monsterdon #foreshadowing
"This is a real victory for the Atomic Heat Ray." Let's see if it can keep up that momentum during the playoffs.
i think this hideout needs more wallpaper #Monsterdon
When this guy's end comes it better be good. #Monsterdon #Mothra
#monsterdon Ticking Clock. Great Triope
"This is a real victory for the giant heat ray!"
Nelson keeps giving me Vizzini vibes.
but seriously what is the upside on tiny fairy traveling shows and does it justify this level of billionaire cackling #monsterdon
Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. #Monsterdon #Mothra
"There's nothing to stop us!"_and_ a pretty good supervillain lair, that's cool
@moira The atomic heat ray has a profitable future in tanning salons. #Monsterdon
FINALLY, TITLE MONSTER #monsterdon
Itβs named MOTHra. Did they think this was its final form? #Monsterdon
"This is a real victory for the atomic heat ray!"
We'll see how it stands up against Morgo the Magnificent next week in Patascala! #Monsterdon
Mothra disdains using roads, shoulders (?) her way through buildings easily.
So what were the imperialists planning to use the Atomic Heat Gun on in the absence of kaiju? #monsterdon
Y'all. Guys. Setting the cocoon on fire is only going to ensure that the moth that emerges will be EXTRA PISSED OFF, in addition to being charred around the edges of the wings! #Monsterdon
β10β¦..9β¦.8β¦.7β¦6..5.4.321β #Monsterdon
(cow mooing)
"This is a real victory for the atomic heat ray!"
also, MAN this is a good evacuation scene. traffic jams, people loading boxes into tiny trucks, it's got everything. #Monsterdon
Mothra's cocoon? Also a peanut. #monsterdon.
Oh the huge-moth-ity!!! #Monsterdon
Aww look at the lil fire engine toys.
#Monsterdon #Mothra
Whoops, went up like the Hindenburg. #Monsterdon
Iβm not comfortable with how much that cocoon looks like a scrotum. #Monsterdon #Mothra
was that a singer building? mothra, go ahead and take tokyo down, but leave the sewing machines, they didn't do you any wrong. #Monsterdon
WTF, the guy doing the 10 second countdown was on speed apparently #monsterdon
mmmm, roasted peanuts