"We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!" -- this guy

#monsterdon #mothra

They're gonna run down to the city's sole surviving Kinko's. #Monsterdon

Mothra using evasive pattern Delta 4. #Monsterdon

We give the Atomic Heat Cannons the whole 60-second countdown in near silence to build tension. Or to pad it out, it's unclear.

And the webs burn away to reveal a gigantic toasted peanut!

#Monsterdon

Motors Bild (ing?)

#Monsterdon

some committee somewhere got Very Offended by the public Butt Sculpture, and this is the result. 🔥 #Monsterdon

no ok jesus can't save the day, the children have to save the day #monsterdon

@strangefour I think it smells bad #monsterdon

...is mothra about to be Saved? #monsterdon

pretty sure i saw that same building in Captain Scarlet

#monsterdon #mothra

Chekhov's gun goes bang #monsterdon

The miniature shop window shots are SO GOOD. #Monsterdon #Mothra

They are taking the fae to a church. That's not a good idea.

#MONSTERDON

They are all speaking English - that's a clue

#monsterdon #Mothra

Meanwhile back in Americ--
ROLISICA! A normal Rolicican dairy farm.
*evil laughter*
#Monsterdon #Mothra

The wing flaps are beautiful. #Monsterdon #Mothra

Ah yes. "New Kirk City", for when you like New York, but wish it was more Florida. #monsterdon

The Atomic Heat Cannons, on loan from Rusikalia (or whatever the country is).

#Monsterdon

we know it's not the country that hates children, there's lots of kids in the scene

#monsterdon #mothra

What happens when you set silk on fire?
#Monsterdon #Mothra

ah-ha! here we have the real peanut of the film. #Monsterdon

Aww Mothra's so pretty. #monsterdon

for some reason the cops are all americans and they know who exactly who nelson is, you can see it a mile away #monsterdon

Wow, Nelson died like a dog in a ditch. Hardcore. #Monsterdon

wow, the americans trying to speak japanese in this movie is really making me proud of my own absolutely rubbish speaking abilities. #Monsterdon

“What’d you do with the little girls, Nelson?” 😬 #Monsterdon #Mothra

This whole time... it turned out the real monster was ma... Nelson

#monsterdon #Mothra

@Zerofactorial ..Porn --Dad #Monsterdon

BULLET HOLES! no blood. #monsterdon

US. 6 Harbor Freeway ???
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon An hour in or so, absolutely loving the extra bouncy tanks just bopping around here.

@socketwench english dubbed one from internet archive is 90m if that helps #monsterdon

"YARraraRRRAH!" #monsterdon #mothra

@socketwench yeah the japanese cut is 10 minutes longer #monsterdon

...New Kirk City appears to be an amalgamation of New York City, Los Angeles, and Martha's Vineyard. #Monsterdon

wait where are we now?

#monsterdon #mothra

@trixter It's like a giant plush toy. #Monsterdon

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.............. #monsterdon #mothra

Jeeps sent flying into walls - nice #monsterdon

@jonny KPLOT takes no prisoners #Monsterdon

moths don't take no flak #monsterdon

@Kinetograph so soft and fluffy #Monsterdon #Mothra

Boss, you know you can just turn radios off, right? #monsterdon

what a roomy airplane #Monsterdon

Man, this airliner is *spacious.* Today these guys would be sitting on top of each other in coach. #Monsterdon

Mothra catches a helicopter in her webs

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Bottle of Johnnie Walker. Label covered. Why? Someone not pay for clearance?

radio be like "everything is fucked and everyone blames this one guy, if you know where this guy let us know because we are going to get him" #monsterdon

what plane has _ever_ had seating like this? #monsterdon

Maybe they were right… don’t show the monster. #Monsterdon

The tanks, my friends, are blowing in the wind, the tanks are blowing in the wind #Monsterdon

📰 😒
#Monsterdon #Mothra

@strangefour That freaking rocks. #Monsterdon #Mothra

Where did u find this video of @plaidtron3000 's vasectomy #monsterdon #mothra

I know how that feels, Mothra. I had testicular torsion a few times. #monsterdon #mothra

@aburka Just think of the tons of greenhouse gases that stunt released #monsterdon

"My wings are a hurricane! Eat your heart out, Smaug." - Mothra, probably

#Monsterdon

@arisummerland 4th set of ads, 1 hour, 10 min in (20 minutes left to go!)

Spectrum internet, that weird e-book ad, ally (money app), tide detergent

#Monsterdon #Mothra

Nelson, National Criminal? #monsterdon

I do adore Mothra's magnificent upholstery #Monsterdon

oh no, his soft underbelly has been exposed! #Monsterdon

Mothra used Whirlwind! TANK was ejected from the battlefield! #Monsterdon

As has already been commented on, Kaiju are just naturally drawn to Tokyo Tower. Mothra is no exception.

#Monsterdon

What if by burning the cocoon they just helped Mothra hatch? :blobfoxthink: #monsterdon

Great evil villain laughs #Monsterdon

@paco They need to turn the Mwahahaha down a notch, yeah #Monsterdon

She just wants to rescue her tiny people! #leavemothraalone #Monsterdon

"Monster's dead."

Hahahahahhahahaha,

#MONSTERDON

#monsterdon

Oh no, not hand-painted heat rays! Anything but that! #monsterdon

Um............#monsterdon #mothra

Yep, no comeuppance for us!
#monsterdon #foreshadowing

"This is a real victory for the Atomic Heat Ray." Let's see if it can keep up that momentum during the playoffs.

#monsterdon

i think this hideout needs more wallpaper #Monsterdon

When this guy's end comes it better be good. #Monsterdon #Mothra

#monsterdon Ticking Clock. Great Triope

"This is a real victory for the giant heat ray!"

#monsterdon

Nelson keeps giving me Vizzini vibes.

#Monsterdon #mothra

but seriously what is the upside on tiny fairy traveling shows and does it justify this level of billionaire cackling #monsterdon

Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. #Monsterdon #Mothra

"There's nothing to stop us!"_and_ a pretty good supervillain lair, that's cool

#monsterdon #mothra

@moira The atomic heat ray has a profitable future in tanning salons. #Monsterdon

FINALLY, TITLE MONSTER #monsterdon

It’s named MOTHra. Did they think this was its final form? #Monsterdon

"This is a real victory for the atomic heat ray!"

We'll see how it stands up against Morgo the Magnificent next week in Patascala! #Monsterdon

Mothra disdains using roads, shoulders (?) her way through buildings easily.

#Monsterdon

So what were the imperialists planning to use the Atomic Heat Gun on in the absence of kaiju? #monsterdon

Y'all. Guys. Setting the cocoon on fire is only going to ensure that the moth that emerges will be EXTRA PISSED OFF, in addition to being charred around the edges of the wings! #Monsterdon

“10…..9….8….7…6..5.4.321” #Monsterdon

(cow mooing)

#monsterdon

"This is a real victory for the atomic heat ray!"

#monsterdon #mothra

also, MAN this is a good evacuation scene. traffic jams, people loading boxes into tiny trucks, it's got everything. #Monsterdon

Mothra's cocoon? Also a peanut. #monsterdon.

Oh the huge-moth-ity!!! #Monsterdon

Aww look at the lil fire engine toys.
#Monsterdon #Mothra

Whoops, went up like the Hindenburg. #Monsterdon

I’m not comfortable with how much that cocoon looks like a scrotum. #Monsterdon #Mothra

was that a singer building? mothra, go ahead and take tokyo down, but leave the sewing machines, they didn't do you any wrong. #Monsterdon

WTF, the guy doing the 10 second countdown was on speed apparently #monsterdon

mmmm, roasted peanuts

#monsterdon #mothra