No mice were harmed in the making of this motion picture.

#monsterdon

Already better than 'Zilla98. Love to hear about the lost Pacific archipelago. #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

Oh, a huge continent, like New Zealand

#monsterdon #mothradon

“I’m going as a linguist because I’ve performed extensive research into the kaiju languages. I will speak with the monsters.”

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

Oh, I think this island is going to buck the trend. #Monsterdon

The lighter is a camera isn't it #monsterdon

Indoor smoking ​:floofCry:​

#Monsterdon #Mothra

So we're setting the tone early.o. for this one, huh?

#Monsterdon

Oh this will be a Chekhov's mouse, won't it

#Monsterdon

"The sound of a shutter reminds me of a guillotine."

IF ONLY.

#monsterdon

Never work with kids or animals

#monsterdon #mothra

Mouse based comedy. The foundation of all humor in the 60s.
#Monsterdon #Mothra

Poor mouse has *severe* trauma now. #Monsterdon

I'm team mouse! So cute!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon
I bet she sneaks a photo anyway.

"Your pet is running loose, Shinji? ANTA BAKA?!"

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

(in his defense, it's not the worst i've heard, not even the worst i've heard on monsterdon, but it was definitely read off a cue card by a guy who'd studied japanese in a corporate setting.)

#monsterdon

Prepare to employ karate against the mouse

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

Chiro dreams of sushi

#Monsterdon

A TERRIFYING little clean, tame, soft mousie

#Monsterdon

SHINJI!

no wait wrong movie, wrong Shinji

no robots to pilot

yet

#monsterdon

And then he was sent of Nerv to pilot an EVA… #Monsterdon

Love seeing her screw in a fresh flash bulb!

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

Oh yeah, the Wacky Children™ #Monsterdon

Ah, when the height of privacy was holding a newspaper in front of your face

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

Omigosh what a little mouse!

#Monsterdon #Mothra

Ginji! Get in the fucking robot!

#monsterdon #mothradon

Just in time for #Mousetodon 🐁 #monsterdon

That mouse is still alive. I find that remarkable.

#Monsterdon

I think it's a shame that the #Monsterdon hash tag doesn't show up in my trending.

Juiced up to enhance high radiation performance #Monsterdon

If I had a dime for every time someone hid their face I'd have two dimes.
#monsterdon

I love these reporters! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon is this the one with all the pocket hard boiled eggs? If so let's start a count:

Hard boiled eggs count so far: 0*

*That's not a zero that's a bonus starter egg

i don't know if i should be impressed, but i'm at least familiar enough with japanese to cringe when that old white guy tried it.

#monsterdon

@arrjay Real "oops I blew up the Chrysler Building" vibes here

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

Seriously, I feel like I just watched this not so long ago, but someone posted that it was last watched for #Monsterdon in 2022. Did I watch it on my own?

How invested should I be in these characters, really. #monsterdon

I ask because I see so many posts about infants, but no mentions of infants so far in what I'm watching

#Monsterdon

Y'all, in the sub this man's diction is painful even my English speaking ears.

Ow....

#monsterdon #mothra

seeing takashi shimura in these always makes me smile

#monsterdon

That Guy's Japanese is still better than mine. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Do lab coats protect you from guys with radiation?

The Roliscan ambassador sounds like he's reading a phonetic version of his Japanese lines

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

Pretty sure that is the USA, just saying
#monsterdon

The Rosicrucians have an island?! #Monsterdon

"oops we fucked up and bombed an inhabited island, guys"

#monsterdon

The initial debrief of the rescued guys must’ve been really thorough if it missed both natives and red juice #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

I'M IN!

#Mothra

omg I could almost read Japanese better than this dude

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

White guy is doing his best

#Monsterdon

moth juice

#monsterdon

Infant Island doesn’t get its name from nothing; it’s inhabited by infants!

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

@vigour_mortis 😬 yeah... #Monsterdon #Mothra 🪰🎥

I would love it if there were any consistency at all in the accents of the dubbing. #monsterdon

@flowerpot Yeah, I suppose in grand #Monsterdon tradition we will get out of sync at some point 😂

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

"What do your 3 million readers want to know most?"

"... is there any hope for Brangelina?"

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

"The juice?"

Yeah, mango-pineapple. Good stuff, too. #Monsterdon

Fortunately for us we're in the Toho-verse and not the Marvel-verse.

#monsterdon #mothra

Hawaiian Punch, of course! What other red juice is there?
#Monsterdon

damn i want some juice... #monsterdon

"we were protected by the juice" <- easily misheard

#monsterdon

These guys are refreshingly easy on journalists. #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

I like how they're just like "oh you're CURIOUS, well go on ahead then"

#monsterdon

“Hahaha! You’re already here, so we can't do much. Just stay and do your reporting stuff.”

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

akai jyusu

#Monsterdon

But why is it called 'Infant Island' though

#Monsterdon

The natives had Kool-Aid!

#Monsterdon #Mothra

#Monsterdon

I'M IN!

#Mothra

That Fukuda. Such a crack up!

#Monsterdon

"Well, that explains the botched operation at 10:30am."

#monsterdon #mothradon

It's not real radiation protection if the gloves can be removed without a struggle

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

let them take pictures

if the irradiation is high enough it won't matter.

#monsterdon

“Baby want bottle. We’re infants now! Wah wah!”

#monsterdon #mothra

How do your men feel?

I don't know. I haven't been touching them.

#Monsterdon

sir, i survived a ship disaster in a typhoon, spent several days hanging out on an apparently deserted island, and now i've been under medical surveillance for at least a day. am i tired???

#monsterdon

#monsterdon great. I thought I had the real one this time but the very sketchy accents talking in English are telling me otherwise. I probably should have checked the NAS first lol

...Someone really needs to shoot the voice director, "Yeah, no, go for as stereotypical an accent as you can" #Monsterdon

This time around for #Monsterdon #Mothra I am watching the subtitled version instead of the dubbed version so I can confirm that in the original Japanese the children don't all sound that cranky middle aged women who hate kids

the plucky reporters!

#monsterdon

Give the poor guy another serving of rice!

#Monsterdon

Bet you wish they were radioactive now, don't you? #Monsterdon

Can you imagine flying in one of those helicopters with the sides open, with othing but a seat belt and inertia to stop you from falling out? Wow. 😬

#Monsterdon #Mothra

Suppon! Well, at least they are not eating it.

#monsterdon

Unfortunately, due to the effects of Infant Island. They are all now were-babies.

#monsterdon #mothra

hey! these are APPROPRIATELY THICK DOORS!

#monsterdon

@diazona TubiTV is English dubbed. I would have preferred English subtitles, but the carnival ride has started so just going with what I started with.
#Monsterdon #Mothra

Yeah, being sandwiched between a typhoon and radiation sounds like a situation for a boat to avoid whenever possible. #monsterdon #mothra #watchParty

Sadly as they were about to be rescued the survivors were crushed by some floating kanji #monsterdon

Well, that siren sounded like a baby
#Monsterdon #Mothra

this is a press conference to tell you there will be no press conference.

#monsterdon

@yatsu That HAD to be the same dude that jumped overboard rather than wait for the lifeboat to drop. #Monsterdon

Tomy copter is nearing the edge of the sound stage where the SS Micromachines comes close to shore. THIS is how you do one of these, #Monsterdon

All I can think about is how much the actors’ feet must hurt walking barefoot on all that volcanic rock.

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

#monsterdon

Miru’s stream has subs not dubs, we’ll see if I can read the movie and the #Monsterdon posts fast enough to keep up with everything

@arrjay You've been hit by...
A typhoon #8 .
[Leaning into wind.] #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

@MatthewTitus88 The majority of English speakers use meters.

Wait what? Well, when you add up all the English speakers in India, China, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, the majority of English speakers use metric. 😃

#monsterdon

I think that one guy was just looking for an excuse to be shirtless on that islet #Monsterdon

dude, that ship is obviously coming for you, please don't jump into the water towards it.

#monsterdon