"No press? But what about my pants?"

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

@sean I shudder to think what is in store for Guillotine ME

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

hellohelloshakehandshakehandsprofessorreporterspeasandcarrotsgreetingsrhubarbrhubarb #Monsterdon

That man's hair would cause an oil slick

#MonsterDon

hi hello nice to see you hi hi hello hi

#monsterdon

fucking Nelson
#monsterdon

@blogdiva OH wow!! I was today years old... #Monsterdon #Mothra 🪰🎥

nice painless guillotines you say?

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Is that a mouse in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?
#monsterdon

Is Rolisica a one to one stand in, or representing an amalgam of foreign interests?
#monsterdon #mothra

oh

pangea

okaaay

#monsterdon

No mice were harmed in the making of this motion picture.

#monsterdon

Already better than 'Zilla98. Love to hear about the lost Pacific archipelago. #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

Oh, a huge continent, like New Zealand

#monsterdon #mothradon

“I’m going as a linguist because I’ve performed extensive research into the kaiju languages. I will speak with the monsters.”

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

Oh, I think this island is going to buck the trend. #Monsterdon

The lighter is a camera isn't it #monsterdon

Indoor smoking ​:floofCry:​

#Monsterdon #Mothra

So we're setting the tone early.o. for this one, huh?

#Monsterdon

"The sound of a shutter reminds me of a guillotine."

IF ONLY.

#monsterdon

Mouse based comedy. The foundation of all humor in the 60s.
#Monsterdon #Mothra

Poor mouse has *severe* trauma now. #Monsterdon

I'm team mouse! So cute!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon
I bet she sneaks a photo anyway.

"Your pet is running loose, Shinji? ANTA BAKA?!"

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

(in his defense, it's not the worst i've heard, not even the worst i've heard on monsterdon, but it was definitely read off a cue card by a guy who'd studied japanese in a corporate setting.)

#monsterdon

Prepare to employ karate against the mouse

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

SHINJI!

no wait wrong movie, wrong Shinji

no robots to pilot

yet

#monsterdon

And then he was sent of Nerv to pilot an EVA… #Monsterdon

Love seeing her screw in a fresh flash bulb!

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

Oh yeah, the Wacky Children™ #Monsterdon

Ah, when the height of privacy was holding a newspaper in front of your face

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

Omigosh what a little mouse!

#Monsterdon #Mothra

Ginji! Get in the fucking robot!

#monsterdon #mothradon

Just in time for #Mousetodon 🐁 #monsterdon

That mouse is still alive. I find that remarkable.

#Monsterdon

I think it's a shame that the #Monsterdon hash tag doesn't show up in my trending.

Juiced up to enhance high radiation performance #Monsterdon

If I had a dime for every time someone hid their face I'd have two dimes.
#monsterdon

I love these reporters! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon is this the one with all the pocket hard boiled eggs? If so let's start a count:

Hard boiled eggs count so far: 0*

*That's not a zero that's a bonus starter egg

i don't know if i should be impressed, but i'm at least familiar enough with japanese to cringe when that old white guy tried it.

#monsterdon

@arrjay Real "oops I blew up the Chrysler Building" vibes here

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

Seriously, I feel like I just watched this not so long ago, but someone posted that it was last watched for #Monsterdon in 2022. Did I watch it on my own?

How invested should I be in these characters, really. #monsterdon

I ask because I see so many posts about infants, but no mentions of infants so far in what I'm watching

#Monsterdon

Y'all, in the sub this man's diction is painful even my English speaking ears.

Ow....

#monsterdon #mothra

seeing takashi shimura in these always makes me smile

#monsterdon

That Guy's Japanese is still better than mine. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Do lab coats protect you from guys with radiation?

The Roliscan ambassador sounds like he's reading a phonetic version of his Japanese lines

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

Pretty sure that is the USA, just saying
#monsterdon

The Rosicrucians have an island?! #Monsterdon

"oops we fucked up and bombed an inhabited island, guys"

#monsterdon

The initial debrief of the rescued guys must’ve been really thorough if it missed both natives and red juice #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

I'M IN!

#Mothra

omg I could almost read Japanese better than this dude

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

White guy is doing his best

#Monsterdon

moth juice

#monsterdon

Infant Island doesn’t get its name from nothing; it’s inhabited by infants!

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

@vigour_mortis 😬 yeah... #Monsterdon #Mothra 🪰🎥

I would love it if there were any consistency at all in the accents of the dubbing. #monsterdon

@flowerpot Yeah, I suppose in grand #Monsterdon tradition we will get out of sync at some point 😂

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

"What do your 3 million readers want to know most?"

"... is there any hope for Brangelina?"

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

"The juice?"

Yeah, mango-pineapple. Good stuff, too. #Monsterdon

Fortunately for us we're in the Toho-verse and not the Marvel-verse.

#monsterdon #mothra

Hawaiian Punch, of course! What other red juice is there?
#Monsterdon

damn i want some juice... #monsterdon

These guys are refreshingly easy on journalists. #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

I like how they're just like "oh you're CURIOUS, well go on ahead then"

#monsterdon

“Hahaha! You’re already here, so we can't do much. Just stay and do your reporting stuff.”

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

akai jyusu

#Monsterdon

But why is it called 'Infant Island' though

#Monsterdon

The natives had Kool-Aid!

#Monsterdon #Mothra

#Monsterdon

I'M IN!

#Mothra

That Fukuda. Such a crack up!

#Monsterdon

"Well, that explains the botched operation at 10:30am."

#monsterdon #mothradon

It's not real radiation protection if the gloves can be removed without a struggle

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

let them take pictures

if the irradiation is high enough it won't matter.

#monsterdon

“Baby want bottle. We’re infants now! Wah wah!”

#monsterdon #mothra

How do your men feel?

I don't know. I haven't been touching them.

#Monsterdon

sir, i survived a ship disaster in a typhoon, spent several days hanging out on an apparently deserted island, and now i've been under medical surveillance for at least a day. am i tired???

#monsterdon

#monsterdon great. I thought I had the real one this time but the very sketchy accents talking in English are telling me otherwise. I probably should have checked the NAS first lol

...Someone really needs to shoot the voice director, "Yeah, no, go for as stereotypical an accent as you can" #Monsterdon

This time around for #Monsterdon #Mothra I am watching the subtitled version instead of the dubbed version so I can confirm that in the original Japanese the children don't all sound that cranky middle aged women who hate kids

the plucky reporters!

#monsterdon

Give the poor guy another serving of rice!

#Monsterdon

Bet you wish they were radioactive now, don't you? #Monsterdon

Can you imagine flying in one of those helicopters with the sides open, with othing but a seat belt and inertia to stop you from falling out? Wow. 😬

#Monsterdon #Mothra

Suppon! Well, at least they are not eating it.

#monsterdon

Unfortunately, due to the effects of Infant Island. They are all now were-babies.

#monsterdon #mothra

hey! these are APPROPRIATELY THICK DOORS!

#monsterdon

@diazona TubiTV is English dubbed. I would have preferred English subtitles, but the carnival ride has started so just going with what I started with.
#Monsterdon #Mothra

Yeah, being sandwiched between a typhoon and radiation sounds like a situation for a boat to avoid whenever possible. #monsterdon #mothra #watchParty

Sadly as they were about to be rescued the survivors were crushed by some floating kanji #monsterdon

Well, that siren sounded like a baby
#Monsterdon #Mothra

this is a press conference to tell you there will be no press conference.

#monsterdon

All I can think about is how much the actors’ feet must hurt walking barefoot on all that volcanic rock.

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

Tomy copter is nearing the edge of the sound stage where the SS Micromachines comes close to shore. THIS is how you do one of these, #Monsterdon

@yatsu That HAD to be the same dude that jumped overboard rather than wait for the lifeboat to drop. #Monsterdon