#Monsterdon all your henchmen, and also Karg

That guy is just knockoff Boba Fett #monsterdon

Fuck, I would watch 3 hours of Evil-lyn introducing dirtbag mercenaries in rapid succession

#Monsterdon

Who the fuck are Blade, Saurod, and Karg?

Beastman, I get, but this guy is not MY Beastman.

#Monsterdon

Please kill everyone.
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are Baby Monica and Baby Paris gonna get to meet skeletor?

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#Monsterdon Seriously look at the pattern on Evil-Lyn's sexy evil tights!

Did they run out of names when they just described, "Beast Man"? #monsterdon

“Those new Japanese synthesizers” ok, I like this theory

Also, did the movie makers get that prop from Yamaha? #Monsterdon

Oooo Sasquatch

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

And the Hoos down in Hooville all cried Boo Hoo Hoo. #monsterdon

"We have assembled your most marketable sidekicks!" #Monsterdon

Oh right, this is a He-Man film. I keep forgetting.

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Karg is Weird Barbie. #monsterdon

blade is _hilarious_. unintentionally. but still hilarious.

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Google Maps in the 80s.

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#Monsterdon "That is incredible! What is it?" 😂

“Watch the Skeletor movie” they said

“It’ll be fun” they said

“There’ll be a sad scene in an 80s graveyard” they said

Oh, wait, scratch that last bit #Monsterdon

Does the interdimensional portal gun have a MIDI interface?
#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

This talent show is really gonna be outta this world with the synth!

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just coming back from etymology of keys only to find out that this universe is just continuous with normal 1987 US universe? is this movie planning on engaging with earth discovering that intelligent life not only exists in abundance in the universe, but that it's basically exactly medieval human culture but the wizards and skeleton guys were real #monsterdon

@brooke The jean jacket Julie us wearingvis a legit piece of art. #monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

"We'll send an advance group. That should waste some time." #monsterdon

is a parseceon a pokemon? #monsterdon

LOL @ the way He Man is skulking around the bushes in cape and little else.....

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Is Gwildor supposed to be Yoda-ish?

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They had to show Earthlings toying with the tech as a marketing strategy. Wouldn't it be cool if you were also playing around with Gwildor's Key?

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Skeletor is so dramatic even just sitting down in a chair. I love his performance in this movie. Chomping down on all the scenery.
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Handy that the "Japanese synthesizer" can be played with zero practice

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*CHUCKLES MANIACALLY* #monsterdon

"...within a parsec eon...."

:thonking:

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see? even tom paris immediately recognized it as a musical instrument. #monsterdon

@allanb I was wondering what the hell that was.
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the 80s were a great time for finding mysterious technologies in smoking holes in the ground

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#Monsterdon I live Manatarms (??) because he is like that sergeant who never fails and always had good advice.

As a long time vegetarian I'd love if the world thought vat grown meat was a good idea (even if I personally would find it gross). So yay for a world where meat doesn't come from animals I guess?

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Plane crash? Was Tom Paris trying to pilot that too? #monsterdon

y'know it's amazing how many careers _survived_ this movie

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#monsterdon That grappler is going to end up plucking way more than just buckets of food. The key, which it lost, the bucket of food, which it found. Kinda wonder what comes next... keys, shrubberies, used rubbers... oops.

Here's a thought I never would've had without this movie: I guess it is hard to be a vegetarian if you have no idea what meat looks like. #monsterdon

Space vegans! They must have already beat their climate crisis. #Monsterdon

Most people in Eterenia being vegetarians could be amusing

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@anne "Never think while you're hungry!" -- Old soldier, #MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Yeah, that's right, pour sauce all over the rubber mask, that's the stuff

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GRAPPLING HOOK!

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#Monsterdon "never think while you're hungry"

No seriously. Every single line of dialog is a triple entendre
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Bring back the cow

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Give it to Gwildor! He knows how to get the food!

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Do you think there was a mass firing of agents after this? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Is that Tom Paris from Voyager?

Living in a Box!!!!!!! I haven't heard that in forever

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I sense upcoming hyjinks #Monsterdon

FUCK IS THAT TOM PARIS? #monsterdon

Courteney Cox lookin' young and fine!
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Okay, so I've confirmed it's a reverse Isekai -- traveler from fantastic world ends up in mundane one. The question remains remains: is it a double reverse isekai -- someone from the mundane world also travels to the fantastic one? #monsterdon

the van

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I think fast food workers should be allowed to shoot rude customers. #Monsterdon

moooooooooooooo

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"Set hair to maximum 1987!"

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Chekhov's Cow?

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"Moo. Moo?"

Yeah, moo, whatever. Scram. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon We couldn't say "Gwildor shitting himself" and still call it a kid's movie

Been trying to find the energizer switch myself. #monsterdon

FRIENDS! #monsterdon

The cow is such a friend!

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

@Taweret
How much english did Dolph Lundgren know at this point? He might have just memorized his lines phonetically.
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I keep thinking Man at Arms is Matt Walsh #monsterdon

MOOOO. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Skeletor has the best lines.

ok, so the movie deposits us in media res, but ignores more existing canon than it embraces, and creates a ton more of its own and just generally is unforgivable

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Good journey #Monsterdon

Foley artist is going wild with the Eastern Screech Owl and Common Loon sfx

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For the record: There was no cow action figure. But there should have been. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@liferstate Yeah, this whole "sorcerous secrets at the menacing Castle Greyskull" always made me doubt how much right the whole white Arynan royal family had to those secrets. It looks like an evil hangout. Are they the baddies? Are they ALL the baddies, just that Skeletor and the royalists are different baddie groups? #MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

"it might be intelligent life"
not in this movie.
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I hate to break it to you, but if he was face down in the water, you won't be hearing him going Mmmm MMmmm #monsterdon

He-man needs to speak up and enunciate too

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#monsterdon (Gwildor has gill slits? Definitely not a worm then but also not mammalian..? Pretty hairy for a fish though, unless those are very specialized scales.)

Gil slits? sounds dirty Gwildor
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Sure let's all gather and laugh at the guy who's drowning. #Monsterdon

...he has gills?

You see that man talking like a Supervillain and how he makes it look cool but in reality it's just balding wankers in their 50s who want to dominate the Universe so hot chicks will think they're cool.....

#monsterdon

Oh no there's a comical fart swamp

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@paco yes, but they will all be male nipples to make up for the excessive boobage of other recent #Monsterdon flicks.

Bisexuals everywhere rejoice!

this throne room seems ideally suited for pushing fools to their deaths

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Once again, Good may be dumb, but Evil is incompetent. #Monsterdon

So does He-Man live at Greyskull? Does anybody live there? #Monsterdon

Monitor the frequencies!

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Sucked into the butthole of space #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

INTO THE COSMIC SPHINCTER, HOBGOBLIN!

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cool cool he has a shield in the shape of a sword

#monsterdon

QUICK

INTO THE DONUT

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Skeltor warriors proud graduates of the Imperial Stormtroopers school of markmanship. #monsterdon

Which wins?

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Next time, can you please open the portal closer to us? #monsterdon

save them, DTMF guy! #monsterdon

I really want Skeletor's belt buckle.
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#monsterdon Finally can join you all, after wishing great suffering on Plex and Samsung's slow as a slug interface. Gah!