This really isn't a very good movie but it's never boring #Monsterdon

YES! SKELETOR ARRIVES! #monsterdon

Bigger fireball than a cybertruck! #Monsterdon

she carries that thing like a baby

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And he was blown clear

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Charlie didn't have a sprinkler system installed? That's not up to code...

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"stay right there"
no problem, i didn't wanna be in this movie anyway.
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What, his name is Grilgor? I've been calling him Grildo for 65 minutes. #monsterdon

The one fire truck is still at the high school #monsterdon

@LingLass The newspaper article from Julie's home, I think

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#Monsterdon Even for Cannon in the late 80s, I cannot for the life of me understand how THIS movie was green lit as a live-action adaption of the Saturday morning cartoon series. 😆
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I'm beginning to think Evil Lynn may be Evil Evil Lynn #Monsterdon

Billy Barty's humiliation kink is really shining out

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Julie was so easy to deceive.

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Was hoping her mom was going to turn out to be Skeletor, oh well #monsterdon

So exploitive. How did they hear about her parents? #Monsterdon

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Unfortunately, saying “Woman at Arms” is not enough to pass the Bechdel test #Monsterdon

Couldn't help but notice Teela is such a crack shot she killed a guy by shooting the one *next* to him

The anti-Stormtrooper

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Oh be careful firing those lasers around tube amps...
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#Monsterdon Teela, woman-at-arms, has far better aim than any of the men present.

herself ?

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That was straight outta Spaceballs, right there. Except for getting her hair shot. #Monsterdon

"They're killin' each other out there!"

Don't be ridiculous, anyone who dies ceases to be marketable. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon *wry smile* "_Woman_ at arms."

she looked RIGHT at the camera for that "Woman-at-arms" line. Hah. Genuinely amused.

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Chekhov family tragic news clippings
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Omg those poor guitars wtf! #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

@amyfou #goals #monsterdon

Evil-Lyn as a name is just—a choice.

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The heck is up with Charlie this is _nothing_ like Invasion of the Body Snatchers we watched both of them don't try and fool #monsterdon man

They're starting a band, aren't they? #monsterdon

THE BUTTERFLY FROM LAST UNICORN

_That's_ what Temu Ogra's voice reminds me of.

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#SkeletorBreaksGuitars

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Sorry, kid, we've seen that movie; this is nothing like Invasion of the Body Snatchers. #Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

@roque right? i was 13 when this came out so was already working in the coal mine #monsterdon

Rule 93: Never refer to a much better movie in your film script #monsterdon

"Reminds me of Invasion of the Body Snatchers!"

Oh come on, this is CLEARLY ET. #Monsterdon

We fight with Jazz! #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

No! Not the Keyboards!! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Evil-Lynn has the expression of a woman who normally runs a tight ship and has her henchmen do the work, and she is *very annoyed* to have been sent in personally by the big boss on this one

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I feel like Dolph's chest straps aren't exactly centered right, or else he's not exactly symmetrical and it looks like it might hurt

Dolph isn't here to talk, he's here to glisten.

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@Newpa_Hasai

They're mass produced. They all have that name.

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Gwildor is a fashion icon...
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Cops always pull guns on costumed citizens. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Christine is pissed.

He-Man is barely even in this He-Man-based movie. #Monsterdon

"Stupid glam-rock bands"

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really need a solid 30 min of he-man beating up random chuds while rock n' roll music blasts
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Nice matte!

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That collar is very much Robin Williams in Baron Munchausen
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That ship reminds me of Spaceballs #monsterdon

@amyfou@lingo.lol Hey, if I were evil, I'd collect props just to employ extra servants to carry them.

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What is that thing?

That's Gwildor... he's a.. thing

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ha ha ha look comic relief.

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Landmark Mall, right next to Three Pines mall, right next to Lone Pine Mall

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"Trust you!? Julie, you're walking around with Dolph Lundgren!" #Monsterdon

There was huge alien transport in someone's front lawn, but none of the neighbors inquired?! This is an unbelievable plot. There'd at least be 2 people pretend walking their dog if it was a real neighborhood.
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“What the hell is that?” THANK you. #monsterdon

"Who put this on you?" "A woman." Ohhhhhhh.

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Is Tom Paris about to get Battle Royale'd? #monsterdon

@jmpayer1 He doesn't have a self-preservation instinct like his girlfriend does. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

We've got a primitive land-boat and a modern air-boat.

Nice

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@Lazarou our code phrase is "Make America Great Again" #Monsterdon #USPol

what, you're not gonna take your neat mind collar back? #monsterdon

They're just leaving Tom Paris in the collar? Are they cheap enough to hand out like party favors?

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just gonna leave the collar on him, huh. i'm sure that won't cause any mildly humorous callback scenes in about 45 minutes. #monsterdon

@Taweret you've heard his dialog. its probably for the best?

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#Monsterdon of course she has a collar

why is He Man barely in his own movie?

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I wasn't hungry before the movie, but now I kind of am.
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@paco This is true. My grandmother told me a story of some dude who opened up his microwave before it was finished running, stuck his hand in it, and his hand got all melted and deformed. To this day, I still check to make sure the microwave is completely off before opening it.

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See, I knew this was headed for S&M. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Yeah, Tom, this is what happens when you hit Warp 10, and before you turn into a salamander to screw your boss and have little wiggle-babies.

Worst open house ever!

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They're gonna turn him into a giant salamander. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Product Placement ™️​

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They should be blowing up all the cordless phones, too. Unlucky for the Key to be right in the unlicensed microwave band. #Monsterdon

Yeah, that's the Tom Paris intellect. #Monsterdon

Hey, don't let the pigs steal your Moog!
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MY TABLE!
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wonder how much burger king paid to be tossed in the sink like that. #monsterdon

Destroying a microwave oven remotely is slightly inconsistent with being unable to follow the key

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As I recall, in the 1980s, microwave ovens were relatively new. And people had a bit of apprehension about what it's doing to food and whether it could blow up and stuff.
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If only Skeletor had reported the synth thing missing to baldy.. this could have all been avoided.
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Most players agree, Destroy Microwave just doesn't come up enough to be worth a fourth-level spell slot #monsterdon

If only it was so easy to do clean energy vehicle conversions.

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"I got vandalism, I got arson, I got stuff blowing up around me!"

♫Who could ask for anything moooore~♪ #Monsterdon

Interference from the microwave. Relatable.

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The microwave is a jammer for them? Weak tech. #monsterdon

@Lazarou I LOVE how microwaving the chicken jammed their Key-scanning device! #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Boom goes the nukerwave.

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"It's difficult, like nothing I've ever seen before. I can't make it out on this etch-a-sketch..."

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Just a general question. Why do bad guy troops always have such poorly designed helmets?

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I want chicken

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And then watches fall to the ground a la Poltergeist. #monsterdon

"What are you, a magician?"

"Yeah, watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat!"

"But that trick never works!"

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I do admit, if anyone had fun making this film, it was the prop designers.

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Are we all getting the same Tubi commercials?

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