Are we all getting the same Tubi commercials?

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Traditional neon sign advertising ASSIP #Monsterdon

Tubi is a real dick for not allowing me to search during the Superbowl.

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@amyfou Maybe he just didn't want his lair to smell like burning hair.

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Nice flux capacitor.

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She must have studied flouncing at school. That was a very good flounce. #monsterdon

Principal Strickland!

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#monsterdon What's the purpose of that chain mail tail on Blades outfit? I mean, it could get caught in car doors, or even subway doors that close unexpectedly. Wrapped around a axle, dragged for miles behind a Grayhound Bus…

This more the Julie's story than He-Man's #monsterdon

@JunkyWithAMonkE Yes, but it's a baculum.

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"Do you still have that thing we found?"

What would be the funniest thing possible?

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That’s not how dial tones work #mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon

@ramsey I posted prematurely 😅

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And the penalty for failure is to vaporize one of the mercenaries who was basically an extra, instead of one of the ones who failed?

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@Lazarou Also Christina Pickles from Friends
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OK I can tolerate force-lightning-ing one of these fools... not bad, movie

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@SRLevine There would be BDSM vibes if it were a more interesting movie.

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RIP Reptile Dude

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Oh he kills the lizardman does he?

racist....

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It's 1987 and musicians in California are blasting . . . Purple Haze?

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@apLundell I don't know. he looks plastic enough to sell action figures.

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I like how Julie just accepts that 'He Man' is an appropriate proper name

So they just gave up and came back huh

Darth Vader would never stand for this

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“It runs on neutrinos now” #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter Every 80s action movie has to have one of those industrial zone chase scenes with a chain link fence, oil drums, etc. Pretty sure there was an LA County ordinance about that. #Monsterdon

Imagine introducing some random to Teela and Man-At-Arms. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou He probably has a bunch of capes

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James Tolkan: when you absolutely need a guy to play a cop #Monsterdon

Fun Fact: Chelsea Field, who plays Teela, is married to Scott Bakula. #monsterdon

Some weird dude shows up, wearing a man-boob bandolier, and he's talking about some guy named Skeletor.

Dude is on drugs.

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#CoffeeWatch We had a coffee mention! Well, there's hope yet! #Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

If he calls Paris a "slacker" I'm gonna lose it.

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@Bluedepth lol, would watch #monsterdon

The back to the future references just write themselves. Right Mr. Stricklen? #monsterdon

isn't that strickland, from back to the future? #monsterdon

"You're a slacker McFly... I mean.. um.. what's your last name?"
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#Monsterdon She meets a strange almost naked man in an alley and let's him carry her away. Interesting.

All Cops Are Beastman #mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon

Why is He-Man the least interesting part of his own movie #Monsterdon

@muhkayoh I feel like any attempt to explain this would ruin the entire movie

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Would it be a bad thing if these random gates Tom Paris is opening with the key would pull some Elder God into the world?

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Look, in their defense, it's not UNLIKE a synth. #monsterdon

do we really have to sit in a pile of garbage for this conversation?

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Honestly, 80s guy styles were the bomb. Love the Music store guy and the Tom Paris outfits.

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3 cop cars... OMG!!!! #monsterdon

I didn't expect that much blood in this movie

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The actor for the sword guy with all the blades named Blade was Skeletor's stunt double, aka the one guy on set who actually knew how to use swords.
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#Monsterdon didn't futurama fry play this instrument

'tain't no human radio

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Congratulations, you've just unlocked every dog whistle in the metro area. #monsterdon

My local musical instrument shop looked a LOT like this in the 80s, that fake roof thing and everything.

No neon, though.

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ngl I love this movie... I've seen it too many times to count. I was a he-man kid all the way
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@flowerpot

This is what gave all those poor boys the chad complex.

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Blade's sword-handling reminds me of Asaj Ventress. (Does something interesting, but ultimately not very useful)

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#monsterdon Even when he's "kicking ass", half the time Dolph looks scared

Gotta get the cinematic 360 noscope sword slashes!

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#Monsterdon nobody aims well with these laser weapons

Bounty Hunter fires twice and gets none. Girl picks up a gun she's never held before and on the first shot gets a hit? #monsterdon

Every high school has a room stacked high with wooden crates and has cans.

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@Newpa_Hasai let’s face it, he’s a cut-rate Kurgan #monsterdon

Hrmmm... they can all understand each other, indicating the presence of a universal translator. Tom Paris is in this.

Is this another #StarTrek movie? If so, then so far it's better than #Section31. 👍
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So, wait, is this He-Man and Skeletor from all those internet me-mes?

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Random bad guy: "We are always just searching. Where is the action they promised?" #monsterdon

Screaming, "Yea" when you slash things with a sword makes it work better.
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He-Man could've solved a lot of problems by switching to his Prince Adam persona. A lot of people just inherently trust a gay-coded blond with an 80s bob in a sweater.

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Eternia might be Universese for Aqua-net. #monsterdon

He-man, "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this gun."
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It's fine if I just pick you up and carry you like a child, right? We just met and I'm barely dressed but we're just sort of close like that, right? #Monsterdon

Oh good, the hero is here now 😒

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Bless, Monica can turn on the tears like a proper actress but could you get Dolph to do that?

That's where the craft comes in

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"It's all right, tell Dolph all about it. Take refuge in my beefiness." #Monsterdon

Dammit, Tubi.

I rewound a few seconds because I missed Lizard Lady's name ... it jumped me into commercials and then started the movie again.

So I fast-forwarded it to the 30 minute mark & it skipped the part I wanted to catch.

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Ahh Get away from me -- All three of you!

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"What are you running from?"

"YOOOOOU"

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all this fire from one ammonia bottle and some tissue paper? #monsterdon

Courtney Cox, damsel in the dark #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse

I feel really bad for Tom Paris's band equipment.

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He just straight up sliced through metal #Monsterdon

this fence can't stop me coz i can't read
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I feel like everyone would just keep asking HeMan why he was so far from the pride parade

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I wonder what the cow is doing rn

The most dangerous thing in an 80s movie: chemicals. #monsterdon

Teenage girl evades the best mercenaries in the universe #Monsterdon

#monsterdon They all have the aim of Imperial Stormtroopers.You know, totally at random, sort of in the right direction, but mostly just there to upset scenery and warm up things by pew pewing them.

Blade's outfit is a walking OSHA violation. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

The actual disco infermo.

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All you have to do is throw ammonia at them?

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Karg is my favorite

But where is Boba Fett? #Monsterdon

They must cover in evil henchman academy how to jump out of a portal while leaving yourself maximally exposed

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@anne no, Meg Foster, way better!

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#monsterdon Oh dang, the other person in Julie's locket looks like that particularly racist douchebag from Fox News who has that habit of mugging like a confused chump.

RUBBER SUIT MONSTER FIGHT!

Evil-Lyn (introducing a crack team of bounty hunters): "And Karg." (The dorkiest monster of all time steps forward.)
Skeletor: Hmm.

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Oh hey! Gwar's playing tonight. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon all your henchmen, and also Karg

That guy is just knockoff Boba Fett #monsterdon

Fuck, I would watch 3 hours of Evil-lyn introducing dirtbag mercenaries in rapid succession

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Who the fuck are Blade, Saurod, and Karg?

Beastman, I get, but this guy is not MY Beastman.

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Please kill everyone.
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are Baby Monica and Baby Paris gonna get to meet skeletor?

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#Monsterdon Seriously look at the pattern on Evil-Lyn's sexy evil tights!